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  • Stray Dogs
  • Janet Planet
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • The Stranger and the Fog
  • A Confucian Confusion

2024 First Watches

25 films 2 Edit

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • 35 Shots of Rum
  • The 8 Diagram Pole Fighter
  • 8½
  • The Addiction

100

100 films 26 1 Edit

  • Close-Up
  • Once Upon a Time in China
  • Unforgiven
  • The Age of Innocence
  • Satantango

Every Year

35 films 5 Edit

  • Limelight
  • Cross of Iron
  • Satantango
  • The Beaches of Agnès
  • First Reformed

Feel like final films, but aren't

14 films 23 1 Edit

UPDATE 11/4: Got to add Cry Macho to the list :')

  • Oddity
  • The 4th Man
  • Lisa and the Devil
  • The Sadist
  • Possessed II

Spooky '24

31 films Edit

Figured I'd be too old/employed to do this again this year but guess what: 🎃🎃🎃👻💀👻💀🎃🎃🎃

  • Mechanical Violator Hakaider
  • The Cell
  • Avalon
  • Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
  • Shaolin Soccer

CGI as an aesthetic

28 films 31 6 Edit

Embracing the plastic/weightlessness/FMV game of it all. The Flash guilty until proven innocent.

  • Knight of Cups
  • Megalopolis

Legendary American Director Makes a Golden-Tinged City Symphony Heavily Referencing John Bunyan’s “The Pilgrim’s Progress” in Order to Mentally Win Some Argument They had in the 70s

2 films 7 Edit

  • Drive-Away Dolls
  • The Beast

2024 (US Release Date) Films Claiming a Tenuous Connection to Henry James in the Credits

2 films Edit

  • Long Arm of the Law
  • The Seventh Curse

Hong Kong Movies Where Someone Clearly Got Hit by a Car by Accident and they Left it in

2 films 50 Edit

  • Inland Empire
  • Vengeance Is Mine
  • Burn!
  • Righting Wrongs
  • Duvidha

2023 First Time Watches

25 films 2 Edit

Honorable mention for "Most Unrankable" goes to Heard She Got Murdered.

  • Serpent's Path
  • The Killer
  • Road House
  • Dragnet Girl
  • Secret Beyond the Door

Noirvember '23

10 films Edit

  • Yokai Monsters: Spook Warfare
  • Opera
  • Depraved
  • The Queen of Spades
  • Death Game

2pooK23

31 films Edit

🎃🎃🎃

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