hugh laurie is the true hilson shipper and he's so fucking real for doing so (hilson pls come home i miss you so much ☹️☹️)

as soon as cillian showed up i just got hit with the fucking shock of how beautiful he actually is. good god. never in my life have i just seen someone so drop-dead gorgeous. long lashes and eyes like stars and freckles and wavy hair and pink lips and a rosy complexion 😭😭😭 save me cillian murphey save me oughhh

also the way i would give this man the most slobbery teethy handsy drooling jaw locking toe curling hair ripping eye watering hand gripping lip biting tongue rippling head ever needs to be looked at because Holy Shit it's so over for me

fuck you colleen hoover. fuck you, and your shitty, badly done movie that romanticizes toxic and abusive relationships. fuck your media presence, and especially, fuck your piece of shit, 🍇ist, pedo son. you're awful, your movie sucks, and you don't possibly know how to be a decent human being, you 🍇ist defender.

patrick bateman is just like me, because i do too hate jared leto with a passion and i'm very protective over my music and could yap for hours about it. i'm just like patrick bateman, except i'm a teenage lesbian with autism and an obsession with the evermore album.

this is my movie btw it literally says at the end "dedicated to [insert real name here]" i thought you guys all knew that so why are you watching my film 😡🤬😠

i can't even get through the bridge of cruel summer on here without tearing up like i miss ts SO MUCH it's still crazy to me that it's over 😭😭😭

fuck teresa. all my homies hate teresa.

i hope that when i die, two hot cannibals eat me 💔💔

i think maybe if the world wasn't such an awful place this movie would've never been made and so many people would've never had their lives fundamentally fucked by such a horrendous and grotesque film like this ☺️

this movie is fucking grotesque and weird and rancid and i love it. i love this horrendous film where oliver gay cries over felix and then sets out razors for felix's sister to use like the cheeky little fucking bastard that he is. oliver running around NAKED just totally BUTTASS NAKED inside the mansion really made me reflect on how crazy everything was and i still didn't want to take back the time i wasted while doing so. that is just peak cinema right there.

fuck this i just wrote thousands of words on here about how much i liked this show and then it got deleted fuck EVERYTHING RN FUCKKKK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭