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Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper 2004

★★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2023 1

I had probably what one could call the most badass viewing experience of this movie ever. 4 AM, fighter jets flying around, missiles and attack drones exploding, anti-aircraft weapons shooting, the doors are shaking, and here I am, VIBING hard to this mf 2004 bootleg video game looking Barbie flick, outright CRYING during the last 20 minutes. And the horse had a fucking French accent? Are you kidding me? No regrets whatsoever. 5/5 minus a star for the socioeconomic decisions of the Barbieourgeoisie. Time well spent. Turn off your damn phone and watch this.
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia 1974

★★★★½ Watched 19 Jul 2021 1

Dust, sweat, alcohol, cheap cologne, sex, gasoline, half-spoiled Mexican food, dirt and church incense is what it smells like. The most wrecked cars in cinema history, the most scruffy clothes, filthy faces full of hatred, dumpy limestone hotel rooms with Virgin Mary posters is what it looks like. Love is what it feels like. Watch this and take a shower.

Recent reviews

The Elephant Man 1980

★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

There's nothing a suit and the Merriam-Webster couldn't fix. Dandy lives forever. ✊
Paint Drying 2016

★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jan 2025

You made perverted cool, while never abusing a soul. You made the weirdest pictures of all times, while being just a chill grandpa. You made yourself from zero and you changed history forever.
In Heaven
Everything is fine
Rest in peace, David. We will never stop watching your work on our ffffffffucking phones.

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Navalny 2022

½ Watched 13 Mar 2023 5

A documentary film or documentary is a non-fictional motion-picture intended to "document reality, primarily for the purposes of instruction, education or maintaining a historical record".
— Oxford English Dictionary
I have bad news for you if you think this is a documentary. Even worse news, if you think Navalny is real political opposition to the Putin's regime.
The actual Russian opposition died — was killed — with Boris Nemtsov, if you were wondering.
What is this, then? A propaganda piece…
The Green Elephant 1999

★★★★ Added

*the world needs more films directed by women kind of review*

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