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favorites are random or themed for now; I mostly rate feature-length films, but the occasional short and series may make it in.

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Recent reviews

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964

★★★½ Rewatched 01 Dec 2024

On the copy of the DVD we own, there was an unskippable Pillsbury Cookie ad, and it was one of the funniest fucking things ever.
Brotherhood of the Wolf 2001

★★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2024

This was still a nice watch, and I would definitely recommend it, but the vibes at the beginning were way cooler and better than the entire rest of the movie.

Popular reviews

Godzilla Minus One 2023

★★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Man, I'm kind of finding it hard to find what to say, but I guess I'll start off by saying that this is, what I personally believe, the best Godzilla film made to date. It gets pretty much everything right; the characters are written well; I actually care about them; Godzilla is probably his most terrifying and destructive; the atomic breath is the coolest and scariest it has ever been; I mean, it literally explodes on impact. The final battle…
Good Burger 2 2023

★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2023

I’m going to be completely honest and say I’m definitely a little biased, as I’m a huge fan of Good Burger (1997) and Kenan & Kel (1996), and this didn’t disappoint. The story might be somewhat basic, but this was still really funny, and the characters are fun. I do wish Fizz was in more of the movie, but I do appreciate that they were able to get someone from the original cast to return.

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