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Angels & Demons

Angels & Demons

2009
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

If loving this movie is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

The Game

The Game

1997
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Everybody has that movie that they pester their friends incessantly to watch.

The Game is mine.

It's a movie unlike any that I've ever seen that takes me along for the ride, which by the time it ends, I want to hop right back in line.

Finding Dory

Finding Dory

2016
★★★★½ Liked Watched

Finding Dory is just as good as its predecessor, don't let anyone tell you different.

Pixar does it again.

Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo

2003
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Literally a perfect movie that has had the biggest cultural impact for a movie since Star Wars.

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

2015
★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Just watched this for the 4th time since it came out. Still love it.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now You See Me 2

Now You See Me 2

2016
★★ Watched

My life is a failure because I am not currently married to Lizzie Caplan.

Now You See Me 2 is lifeless, dumb, too vague and too outlandishly plotted to be taken seriously as a movie.

That being said, I cant wait for #3.

The Conjuring 2

The Conjuring 2

2016
★★★★½ Liked Watched

I don't know what we did to deserve James Wan. I'm just glad we did it.

The Conjuring 2 is a success in every way a sequel should be.

It stands alone as a great movie while simultaneously improving on the last one. I can't believe how much I enjoy this series.

The Conjuring

The Conjuring

2013
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

This is the best horror movie of all time. Do not fight me on this.

Also, I was attending a double feature of this and The Conjuring 2 when a Regal employee came in and told me that the projection got fucked up for the second movie.

Long story short I'm seeing The Conjuring 2 for free in RPX. Today was a good day.

Spectre

Spectre

2015
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched 7

It's been raining all day, my brain is dead and I am tired. So I watched my favorite Bond movie.

What do you people want from me.

The Martian

The Martian

2015
★★★★½ Liked Rewatched

I was watching this when I found out Muhammad Ali died. :/

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