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Super Super Glue salesman and bumper repair specialist. 
Knows a lot about Sean Connery.

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  • Trainspotting
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Knives Out

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  • Inside Man

    ★★★★½

  • Blink Twice

    ★★★

  • Carry-On

    ★½

  • Red One

    ★★

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On 2024

    ★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

    More like carry off. 
    Taron Egerton has all the presence of a cardboard policeman cutout in a local petrol station window. 

    Even a superstar like Jason Bateman can’t save this piece of shit and Tarons terrible accent. 

    If you want to watch something like this then watch Phone Booth, Inside Man or believe it or not Snakes on a fucking plane. Better yet - Die Hard 2 McClane. 

    Fuck off Rocket man.

  • Red One

    Red One 2024

    ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

    Now I remember why I don’t watch movies with The Rock in. 

    Chris Evan’s and JK Simmons better have got a serious payday for this piece of shit.

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  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums 2001

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2020 2

    Wow. 
    I spent the first 20 minutes in a sort of state of shock and wonder. My first Wes Anderson film and I loved it. 

    A father who abandoned his kids suddenly re-enters their lives when he tells them he’s dying. The kids are all going through their own crises and trauma. 

    As the stories all intertwine we are thrown between the comedy and sadness as we explore the deeply personal narratives and dynamic of the Tenenbaums and their small circle. 

    Loved this film.

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising 2018

    ½ Rewatched 28 Mar 2018

    Worst film ever. A true disgrace to the original film. This is nothing like the original. The feel is of a try hard marvel comedy that doesn't work on any level. The action scenes are plentiful but poor. This could have been so much better but everything just feels rushed, cheap and flat. The acting is terrible, the script is bad and the plot is predictable. Poor effort.

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