• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★

    Shit?

    We spent the whole run time comparing it to other better movies.

  • Downton Abbey

    Downton Abbey

    ★★★½

    So long Maggie and thanks for all the laughs

  • Chernobyl

    Chernobyl

    ★★★★★

    Shcherbina: Do you know anything about this town, Chernobyl?

    Legasov: Not really, no.

    Shcherbina: It was mostly Jews and Poles. The Jews were killed in pogroms, and Stalin forced the Poles out. And then the Nazis came and killed whoever was left. But after the war, people came to live here anyway. They knew the ground under their feet was soaked in blood, but they didn't care. Dead Jews, dead Poles. But not them. No one ever thinks it's going to happen to them. And here we are.

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★½

    Not quite as cool as my teenaged self thought seeing it in theaters.

    Excellent vibes.
    Neat editing.
    A little lacking in the plot department.
    Lackluster dialogue and acting.

  • The American West

    The American West

    ★★★

    Very simplified... to the point of minor historical inaccuracies. Some of the casting/acting is questionable. Still a good time I guess.

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★

    Just watched the first half…
    and I learned that my grandfather was stationed in Jacksonville Florida for training for the Navy and while he was there he would bet on the dog races and every dog he put money on would stop and shit in the middle of the race

  • The Last Samurai

    The Last Samurai

    ★★★★★

    I will miss our conversations.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Tell me how he died.
    I will tell you how he lived.

  • Double Date

    Double Date

    ★★★★★

    if you are an ally to women lie to their faces

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★★

    Obligatory watch after deciding the girl from Flicka looks like Johnny Depp

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★

    Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

  • 1883

    1883

    ★★★★½

    Alright Tay Tay when am I getting a RDR2 adaptation from you
    1883

  • Flicka

    Flicka

    ★★½

    We think Allison Lohman looks like Johnny Depp lmao

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