Geoffrey Heckroodt

Geoffrey Heckroodt

I am not Jeremy Clarkson.

I am in fact a cinephile.

Favorite films

  • Dunkirk
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Andrei Rublev
  • Red Beard

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  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Hoosiers

    ★★★½

  • Get Shorty

    ★★★

  • French Connection II

    ★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    I was hoping for "hmm... Monkey." But all I got was "eh... Monkey."

  • Hoosiers

    Hoosiers

    ★★★½

    The best moments in this film are when Dennis Hopper and Gene Hackman get to stretch their acting chops. The rest is a solid, but generic, sports dad movie.

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  • Secret Level - Playtime: Fulfillment

    Secret Level - Playtime: Fulfillment

    ½

    "Oh, we got a colossus, a god of combat, a hell diver, a sack boy, you know, the things you really--"

    FUCK YOU! I AIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!

    The more I think about it, the Warhammer episode was a fluke.

  • Onimusha

    Onimusha

    ★★

    This would've been mildly interesting... If Blue Eye Samurai didn't come out the same year.

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