• Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

    Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

    ★★★★

    my love for aaron taylor johnson goes beyond his hair in this movie

  • Love & Other Drugs

    Love & Other Drugs

    ★★★★

    btw jake’s character in this movie has the same name as that monsters inc purple bastard

  • The Children's Train

    The Children's Train

    ★★★★

    si chiamano rivo luzio e nario

  • Submarine

    Submarine

    ★★★★½

    spent years not clearly looking at this movie’s poster and thinking oliver was played by alex turner

  • The Kids Are All Right

    The Kids Are All Right

    ★★★★

    the 7 wonders of the world:

    1) Mark Ruffalo
    2) Mark Ruffalo
    3) Mark Ruffalo
    4) Mark Ruffalo
    5) Mark Ruffalo
    6) Mark Ruffalo
    7) Mark Ruffalo

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★½

    i’m actually wondering if my middle school time really existed or it was just my imagination

  • Dinner in America

    Dinner in America

    ★★★★★

    i’m not the same person after hearing mac the marco in this

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★

    i hate water beds

  • All About My Mother

    All About My Mother

    ★★★★★

    mothers.

    gay mothers.

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i smirked and thought: me and the gang, guess who’ll be the first one to commit

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★★★

    jonathan has a gay towel

  • Pulp Fiction

    Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★½

    all the theatre was silent and all you could hear was me laughing at the tomato joke

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