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Recent reviews

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  Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  This movie’s got TOO MANY FUCKIN’ CHARACTERS BRUV. It’s MENTAL. I’m fine with, like, Patton Oswald an’ Kumail Nanjiani an’ JAMES FUCKIN’ ACASTER bein’ in this, I don’t even mind Dickless bein’ the Mayor now, it’s obvious but it made me smile so wotever, but all’ve ’em fightin’ fer space with the new main five AN’ all the survivin’ orig’nals, on top’ve a new ghost friend AN’NA bunch’ve Slimer fanservice is jus’ too fuckin’ much. There woz times watchin’ this…

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  Paint Drying 2016

  Rewatched 02 Jan 2025 3

  Alrigh’, I’m gonna jus’ say it, I burned the fuck out last year. 

  I feel like such a massive cunt sayin’ that coz like, this ain’t backbreakin’ labor, it ain’t even a JOB it’s a fuckin’ FILMS BLOG the world don’t even really care if I maintain or not, but I lost almos’ all mo’ivation t’write anythin’ ‘ere in 2024. Ev’ry now’n ag’in a flick broke thro an’ I DID log it but outside’ve those it woz jus’, like, GONE.…

Popular reviews

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  Totally Killer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2023 1

  I cannot fuckin’ believe “TIMEY WIMEY SLASHER” is jussa fuckin’ GENRE now. Wodda time t’be alive, Bruv. Anyway this woz SO MUCH fuckin’ fun. AN’ GOOD! Which I know sounds like a weird thing to add t’that but like a film CAN be one’er the other. Death Wish 3’s in me own opinion the Bes’ Bad Film ever made but like thass jus’ it it’s a BAD fuckin’ movie, an’ I genuin’ly reckon Inside Out’s one’ve the greates’ fuckin’ ANYTHIN’…

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2023 6

  WAIT SO THIS’S WHY YA’VE ALL BIN EVEN MORE OBSESSED WITH DRINKIN’ BATH WATER’N NORMAL LATELY?! Jesus Fuckin’ Christ. 

  I kept waitin’ fer the big reveal that this woz really a Vampire Thing t’happen. I dunno where that came from other’n like me lookin’ at the bits an’ pieces that strayed past me fuckin’ eyes an’ jus’ DECIDIN’ IT. I can fuckin’ POINT at sum things if ya like. All the advertisin’ had this chao’ic fuckin’ They Only Come Out…