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Fright Night 1985
Was not remotely prepared for the camera to have a “Seven Year Itch” level love affair with Chris Sarandon.
What if we slid the lens up his gray leather boot starting at the toe? What if he stood perfectly centered in front of stain glass while purring the title? What is he was given endless leeway to subtly realize and convey on camera just how profoundly he was cucking Charlie?
Delicious.
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Party Girl 1995
Wet blanket Mustafa and would-be "British" sex criminal Nigel threaten to make it "about something" with incongruous unpleasantness. When the real question is—is Parker Posey all-consuming enough to make the Dewey decimal system cool *and* raves safe for librarians? Yup.
She's not a waitress.
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Dick Johnson Is Dead 2020
Can't currently recall a starker example of tears turning to laughter than when Dick's friend plays that fucking horn.
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