Michael Burns

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  • Babylon

    ★★★★

  • The Northman

  • Ambulance

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★

    Fuck it - I liked it a lot. It’s lack of an actual story means it falls apart a bit towards the end, but it’s viscerally and visually stunning, and a pretty pathos filled critique of Hollywood as an ontological concept.

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    The way this film represents hallucinogenic mushrooms is 100% accurate. They are only useful as a prelude to gruesome Norse murders. Great movie.

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  • Moonfall

    Moonfall

    This movie does a better job than Don’t Look Up at doing what Don’t Look Up thinks it’s doing. Not a joke. But also it’s clearly funded by SpaceX and Lexus and maybe the Chinese government.

  • Jackass Forever

    Jackass Forever

    ★★★★★

    Human culture is a constant race in which we try to outrun our own crass animality and convince ourselves that we have transcended what we really are. We ascribe meaning to empty and shallow things so that we feel like we are a part of history. The only way to fight this futile endeavor is to embrace the way of the Jackass. To know that you are flesh, and bone, and feces, and semen. To accept that you are no…

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