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“Keep the vampires from your door.”
Films are everything to me.
21. autistic. gay.

Favorite films

  • Bird
  • Bones and All
  • God's Own Country
  • All of Us Strangers

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  • Fish Tank

    ★★★★½

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★★

    PERFECT casting. PERFECT production design. The BEST songs. The BEST set pieces. A PERFECT musical and blockbuster for the whole family!!! Oz is so fucking gay and colorful I love it. It's amazing to see all different type of people inhabit the land of oz the way it always should have been the girls and guys gagging over Fiyero like who wouldn't it's Jonathan Bailey as a charming prince. Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande were spectacular like amazing straight outta…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    "You're irreplaceable".

    A movie for the ages. To be never forgotten. A message so in your face and yet people are still not getting it and calling it misogynist and all kinds of other bullshit.. I'm sorry how stupid can this generation be to not get such a simple concept of aging and self hate when it's done so masterfully by Director, Writer and Editor Coralie Fargeat. I am so interested in what she has in store for us in…

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  • Fish Tank

    Fish Tank

    ★★★★½

    This is too fucking real and raw... Andrea Arnold you are a master of your craft.

  • Red, White & Royal Blue

    Red, White & Royal Blue

    ★★★★★

    First rewatch since ***** won and it's so unfortunate we live in the wrong reality but at least we have Firstprince and southern Uma Thurman as president in this universe.

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  • Black Mirror: Loch Henry

    Black Mirror: Loch Henry

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was too spooked... I knew the mama was evil she was giving professor umbridge.

  • Detention

    Detention

    The most 2011 movie ever made (derogatory) josh hutcherson I watched this for you who else can say that.

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