• Seven Nights in Japan

    Seven Nights in Japan

    ★★½

    It’s Roman Holiday but sorta not. Cute when it’s a lil silly romance not cute when dude never felt like explaining his true identity. Cmon now. Thanks random tv films! Actually good music score

  • Babel

    Babel

    ★★★½

    My Grandma let out a squeal when the chicken got its head torn off. 

    I love depressing cinema.

  • Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire

    Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire

    Appreciate how the movie shows us a clip from the previous two films every 5min like thinking someone would start this series with its third entry. Shitty PowerPoint editing transition thing

    borinngggggggggggggggg

  • Hell House LLC

    Hell House LLC

    ★★½

    By the way, the answer to the movie question is I Am Legend. Welcome lol

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★½

    Who's decision was it to cast a 12 year old for the role of Harvey Dent? But nah, another case of how a movie can be ruined by its ending. My gosh, what a horrible ending.

  • Dark Waters

    Dark Waters

    ★★★½

    Alejandro Jodorowsky's El Topo directed by Dario Argento. Trust me, it makes sense once you watch it

    The sound design is F&$@%D

  • Tremors

    Tremors

    ★★★

    This is Razorback for fans of Porky Pig.

  • Room

    Room

    ★★★★

    Not me crying over chair number 1 & chair number 2.

  • Roman Holiday

    Roman Holiday

    ★★★★★

    With mum. 

    Cried

  • A Pool Without Water

    A Pool Without Water

    ★★★★

    Chucking Express La Erotica. 

    Going into this film I had zero clue what I was walking into aside from a cool looking poster and the crime genre tag. Not even 15 minutes in I paused to check who’s the director of this, and by my surprise Koji Wakamatsu. Only other title I have seen by Wakamatsu is Go, Go, Second Time Virgin which I found was greatly interesting as it balances a profound narrative with erotica imagery that I hadn’t…

  • Retribution

    Retribution

    ★★★½

    Regular person watching Retribution: “cool I love weird crime movies!!” 

    Regular person watching Retribution knowing it’s directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa: 😱😱🤔🤔🫨🫨👹👹😿😿

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★

    🐀 This movie features a clown, it has to be a lighthearted comedy right, right? 🐀

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