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  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

    Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

    ★★½ Rewatched 26 Apr 2025

    r2d2 and c-3po unbothered gay icons

  • L.A. Confidential

    L.A. Confidential 1997

    ★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2025

    me but it’s the nineties and all the guys talking about how hot kim basinger is in this movie and all i can think about is russell crowe tiddies out

  • Mission: Impossible

    Mission: Impossible 1996

    ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Apr 2025

    when he whips out his 230mb floppy disk 🥵

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia! 2008

    ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Apr 2025

    life used to be so simple… meryl streep invented overall, christine baranski delivered a motherquake3000, and dominic cooper and sebastian stan were interchangeable men

  • Black Bag

    Black Bag 2025

    ★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2025

    absolutely incredible movie to watch with dad cinema on display here

  • How to Train Your Dragon

    How to Train Your Dragon 2010

    ★★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2025

    i’ve worked with the homeless i’ve worked with the toothless

  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring 2013

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Mar 2025 2

    an anthropological text that perfectly captures the vibe of what it was like to be a gay teenager addicted to the hills and tmz

  • Ghost

    Ghost 1990

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

    i want demi moore to top me

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck 1987

    ★★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

    spaghetti would go so hard right now

  • Superbad

    Superbad 2007

    ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2025

    all of western society’s cultural secrets from the early aughts tucked away in the depths of emma stone’s side bang

  • Lust, Caution

    Lust, Caution 2007

    ★★★★½ Watched 07 Feb 2025

    the gasps in the theatre at the reveal of the ring… more stimulated as an audience then than during the numerous sex scenes… opulence doing crowd work

  • Universal Language

    Universal Language 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

    i was born in winnipeg and even though i moved to alberta when i was a baby this had me ready to jump on my cinema chair here in montreal and declare myself a proud winnipeger in order to stake some claim to it. there was at least one proud manitoban in that theatre tonight.

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