“When things go bonkers, you have to adapt”
My rating: Cinematic Cryptid
On July 24th, 2020, Taylor Swift announced that, less than a year after her 7th studio album, Lover, had come out, she was releasing a new album. A surprise album written and recorded during the pandemic under complete secrecy (even her own LABEL didn’t know about the album until about a week before it was released). The album was called folklore, and it strayed away from the more…
“It’s been a long time coming, but..”
[1, 2, 3 LET’S GO, BITCH/100]
Look, if, by this point, you haven’t bought into the hype train around Taylor Swift, this slickly polished and produced spectacle of a film, where Swift prances around on stage for 2 hours and 45 minutes as she strokes her ego more than likely isn’t going to do much to convince you to come over to Team Swift, but who knows. If however, you are like me…
AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING MEEEE DOWN!!!!
My rating: Cinematic Cryptid
Guys…. Guys….. let me make this abundantly clear. I know that I have a tendency to over-rate movies, to enjoy movies that a lot of people don’t (just look at my takes on It’s A Wonderful Knife , a film which I completely stand by my love for and intend to rewatch this holiday season, or The…
🎶 Down, down, down the road, down the Witches’ Road. Down, down, down the road, down the Witches’ Road. Follow me, my friend, to glory at the end 🎶
My rating: Cinematic Cryptid
JAC SCHAEFFER YOU WILL BE PAYING FOR MY THERAPY BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. You can’t keep getting away with this, Jac. Once is one thing, but TWICE??? TWICE???? Maybe it’s a good thing she’s not the showrunner for Vision/the show formerly known as Vision Quest.
The studio behind Pooh: Blood and Honey just announced their plans for a cinematic universe consisting of
- Pooh: Blood and Honey
- Pooh: Blood and Honey 2
- Bambi: The Reckoning
- Peter Pan: Neverland Nightmare
- Pinocchio Unstrung
All culminating in “POOHNIVERSE: MOMSTERS ASSEMBLE” which will include all the characters from their previous movies, plus characters from Alice in Wonderland and Sleeping Beauty 😭😭😭 not them doing an Avengers style teamup with their sleep paralysis demon versions of public domain childrens characters 😭😭😭
“Ghostface says ‘Free Palestine’”
[Fuck You/100]
JUSTICE FOR MELISSA BARRERA!!!!! I hope this movie gets canceled due to the very justifiable backlash. FUCK Spyglass Media and FUCK Paramount. I hope Melissa sues you into fucking oblivion. I just know she’s gonna get blacklisted for this shit and it breaks my heart. You can’t have SCREAM VII without Sam Carpenter. She’s the main goddamn character of this trilogy and you fired her actress over comments she made CONDONING GENOCIDE. I genuinely…
Erik (Taylor’s Version) followed Mike Flanagan
Erik (Taylor’s Version) liked niki ɞ’s review of Wicked
Erik (Taylor’s Version) liked Timothy🎭’s review of Wicked
Erik (Taylor’s Version) liked suki’s review of Wicked
Erik (Taylor’s Version) liked kie’s review of Wicked
