• Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★½

    i hate rich people

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    ½

    should put a trigger warning. this film nearly killed me of embarrassment

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth

    ½

    to say this movie sends me into an early grave of PURE EMBARRASSMENT is a severe understatement

  • The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

    The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

    ★★★★½

    was told this was a heartwarming film about two friends, 

    who lied to me.

  • Wayne

    Wayne

    ★★★★

    dear Santa, 
    where is my wayne?

  • Wonder

    Wonder

    ★★★★½

    you already know the films gonna be top tier when jacob tremblay shows up

  • Leave the World Behind

    Leave the World Behind

    ½

    convinced this entire movie was just a friends ad

  • Maid

    Maid

    ★★★★★

    have you ever had your soul ripped out, stuck in a plastic bag and shook around for an hour? if not, don’t worry. this show gives you the same feeling

    also my fav nepo baby of ALL TIME

  • Thirteen

    Thirteen

    ★½

    if I see another person romanticise this movie I’m gonna go INSANE, tf is wrong with yall

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★★

    if i was chosen to make my final wish, it would be to read this book again but in the girls perspective. anyways, my girl lux would’ve loved Lana

  • Bridge to Terabithia

    Bridge to Terabithia

    ★★★½

    “your friend leslies dead.” UH? okay. blunt much. 

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ½

    why does everybody feel the need to shove a random tiktok influencer into a movie every once in a while? please stop, this movie is so difficult to sit and watch. it’ll hurt less to stomp on lego

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