• Sound of Freedom

    Sound of Freedom

    ½

    Conservative, Christian, QAnon, Trump bootlicking propaganda garbage. 

    First off, let me clarify that I am against child trafficking. Any sane person with a functioning brain would be. The fact that dumbasses are calling people pedophiles if they don’t like the movie, and/or refuse to see it is fucking dumb. Im glad that we are getting more awareness of this issue, but this movie is not the way to do it. 

    For one, the real person that this film is based…

  • Cowboy Bebop

    Cowboy Bebop

    ★★★★★

    Faye Valentine is hot as fuck. I know she isn’t real but I don’t care

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

    Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

    ½

    Worst film ever made. Seriously, you guys are fucking stupid for giving this absolute garbage such a high rating. “Errrm it’s experimental” 🤓. Okay, so if I make a movie of me masturbating on camera for 3 1/2 hours and called it “experimental” would you give that 5 stars too? 

    So many annoying film nerds get so upset at me for thinking that this absolute garbage. “You just don’t get it” 🤓. Lol okay. There is nothing to understand. It’s…

  • Tokyo Gore Police

    Tokyo Gore Police

    I don’t even know how to give this movie any sort of numerical value.

  • Sniper: Special Ops

    Sniper: Special Ops

    ½

    Steven Seagal Sitting Down Simulator 2016

  • Monster

    Monster

    ★★★★★

    For the last month I have been watching Monster and what a journey it has been because this show was incredible! From episodes 1-74 I was hooked. I genuinely had no idea where the show was going and what was gonna happen next. It’s unpredictable and suspenseful all through out. Some episodes are slow, but these slow episodes are great build ups to something great. Once you finally get to the payoff of all that build up, it’s super satisfying…

  • The Killer

    The Killer

    ★★★★

    One of the best of the year. Don’t really got much to say about this. A movie like this is just totally my shit. Dark, gritty, even funny. A very interesting character study of the life a hitman. It has a very good atmosphere that grips you throughout the entire thing. Definitely gonna be thinking about this one for awhile.

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    ★★★★★

    Today, July 19th 2022 is the 25th anniversary of this masterpiece. I just had to rewatch it yet again because of that reason. 

    This movie man… I have said so many times now that it is my absolute favourite movie ever. Almost nothing comes close. I genuinely see nothing ever surpassing this movie as my favourite. You can analyze and interpret this movie in so many ways that it can get me talking about it for hours. I actually think…

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★½

    Marty has done it again. 

    A slow, but super engaging and interesting story about white men killing the Osage native tribe to steal their oil. This is a film that can be hard to watch sometimes, but you can’t help but keep watching. The film starts slow, but it kept me engaged throughout the 3 1/2 hours with an engaging story, amazing acting performances, great cinematography, etc. I barely felt the long runtime. Robert De Niro and Leonardo Dicaprio give…

  • Whisper of the Heart

    Whisper of the Heart

    ★★★★★

    This is probably going to be the most personal review I have ever written. 

    I have said this before, but I will say it again. Whisper of the Heart is the most relatable film I have ever seen. This film is truly special and inspiring to me. I felt seen when watching this film. 

    Why is it so relatable? 

    I am 17 years old and will be 18 in just 2 months. I still have absolutely no idea what I…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    Just got back from seeing this in the theatre! I fucking loved it! I love how dark and gritty the film was, how dirty and horrible Gotham City truly is. I love this new take on Bruce Wayne and Batman. He is a broken, angry, depressed man and I feel like it really works for his character. The performances were all really good! Robert Battinson did great as Bruce Wayne/Batman, Paul Dano was fantastic as the Riddler and I would…

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    How can a movie of people just talking in a jury room for an hour and 30 minutes be so entertaining and not boring? This movie kept my eyes glued to the screen for the entire runtime. I was never bored even though the whole movie is just people talking in one room. The acting is phenomenal from everybody in this film and the screenplay is fantastic. I don’t really got much to say since everything about this film has already been said. This film deserves the praise.

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