• The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★½

    i need to rewatch so i can absorb it all and make sure nothing was missed. delicious.

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★★

    this would’ve been in my top 4 if i was more of a horror fan it’s truly incredible

  • Grease

    Grease

    ★★★½

    the cast are so OLD. one of the MEN in the basketball team is BALDING. HE HAS A COMB OVER

    this was quite funny and the songs are good though

  • Yes, God, Yes

    Yes, God, Yes

    ★½

    watched this because i wanted to watch a shorter film but no. god. NO. the first 20 minutes felt like an hour

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    watching a film made in 1957 which criticises the judicial system and still being able to recognise and relate to those same problems in the big 2025 is devastating. part of the issue is also what makes the film less realistic: getting 11 entire men to admit that they were wrong to 11 other men. ig i’ll forgive this one for not passing the bechdel test.

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ★★★★

    this is so edgar wright in the best way possible. also love how it was inspired by noel fielding the the blue song music video

    first film of 2025 so looking forward to this year

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★½

    why did elphaba have more tension with the goat than whatever moment she was supposed to be having with the love interest that they “keep thinking about”? holding the goats hoof with both hands and staring into his eyes was more intimate than wiping fiyero’s blood across his face with her fingers for two seconds wth

  • Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

    ★★★★

    this is flawed WHATEVER but what i cant deny is that these bridget jones films just fill my heart with complete and utter joy and the most important thing is how a film evokes emotion in you and i will never forget the magic of mark darcy

  • Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    ★★★½

    i actually cry tears of despair listening to when i grow up and tears of laughter listening to tim minchin’s musical comedy what a genius

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★½

    “my mammy, she was nice. i remember her.”
    i’m swimming in the living room from all the tears now thanks

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

    ★★★★

    a christmas carol in an alternate universe

  • Grown Ups

    Grown Ups

    ★½

    adam sandler casts his friends with hot wives to go on holiday and laugh at their own puns for 1hr35

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