Jazzpunk contains a number of interesting and quirky characters or varying levels of importance. Some drive the story, some are necessary to get various Steam Achievements, and some appear only in mini-games. Others have no impact on the overarching story, but still appear, sometimes in multiple chapters.
Main Characters[]
- Polyblank - The silent protagonist of the game. Full of handy gadgets and lacking a healthy amount of self-preservation instinct.
- The Director - The game's primary quest-giver. He may send you on missions, but don't expect any concrete helpful advice. Just improvise, he's sure you'll do right by him.
- The Editor - The antagonist. Specializes in kidnapping, murder, and potpourri.
Side Characters[]
- Secretary IX - Exactly what it says on the tin. She's the Director's secretary, and no one gets in to see him without going through her first. The Director will see you now.
- The Cowboy - He has a very valuable artificial kidney, a love for sushi and Texas Instruments.
- The Lady In Red - The Editor's cohort. No hard feelings, okay?
- The Man in the Rear Pool
Minor Characters[]
- Milktruck - A real farm since 1904!
- Vase Shop Owner - She's in your debt. She is in overwhelming debt.
- Sushi Chef - He is terrified of spiders.
- Robocop 741 - DON'T RESIST!
- Lemonade Vendor - Just your average, everyday purveyor of delicious lemonade.
Mini-Game Characters[]
- Cassette - Bank-robbing mastermind.
- Synthia - One of Cassette's goons.
- Dot Netrix - One of Cassette's goons. Has a crush on Synthia.
- O.W.L. Referee - Fascinating.
- Psycho Johnny Maniac - He is the cream of the wheat, the syrup of success, the granola of rock-n-rolla.