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Jazzpunk contains a number of interesting and quirky characters or varying levels of importance. Some drive the story, some are necessary to get various Steam Achievements, and some appear only in mini-games. Others have no impact on the overarching story, but still appear, sometimes in multiple chapters.

Main Characters[]

  • Polyblank - The silent protagonist of the game. Full of handy gadgets and lacking a healthy amount of self-preservation instinct.
  • The Director - The game's primary quest-giver. He may send you on missions, but don't expect any concrete helpful advice. Just improvise, he's sure you'll do right by him.
  • The Editor - The antagonist. Specializes in kidnapping, murder, and potpourri.

Side Characters[]

  • Secretary IX - Exactly what it says on the tin. She's the Director's secretary, and no one gets in to see him without going through her first. The Director will see you now.
  • The Cowboy - He has a very valuable artificial kidney, a love for sushi and Texas Instruments.
  • The Lady In Red - The Editor's cohort. No hard feelings, okay?
  • The Man in the Rear Pool

Minor Characters[]

  • Milktruck - A real farm since 1904!
  • Vase Shop Owner - She's in your debt. She is in overwhelming debt.
  • Sushi Chef - He is terrified of spiders.
  • Robocop 741 - DON'T RESIST!
  • Lemonade Vendor - Just your average, everyday purveyor of delicious lemonade.

Mini-Game Characters[]

  • Cassette - Bank-robbing mastermind.
  • Synthia - One of Cassette's goons.
  • Dot Netrix - One of Cassette's goons. Has a crush on Synthia.
  • O.W.L. Referee - Fascinating.
  • Psycho Johnny Maniac - He is the cream of the wheat, the syrup of success, the granola of rock-n-rolla.