All The World Is A Cookie is a punk rock song by My Purple Agony. It was briefly played in The Fandom Menace and played in the credits of Days of Future Presents.
Lyrics:
(spoken) so i'm just gonna keep singing to myself because...
All the world is a cookie and I am just a crumb!
I wanted a whole pizza but you only gave me some!
My agony is purple, a lighter shade of plum!
Yeah, no one understands me except maybe this here drum!