* Posts by Benegesserict Cumbersomberbatch

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Fedora Asahi Remix 41 for Apple Macs is out

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Re: Have a downvote

No, that's just how you spot a real fanboi.

BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget

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Simple - any deficit between the amount you eat and the amount you excrete will be surgically removed before you leave. Therefore, every time you go to the toilet, it's vitally important that you get a receipt.

Stranded in space: Starliner crew to remain in orbit even longer as SpaceX faces delays

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Re: Of course there's a backup plan!

Jellied Eel, is that you?

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Re: If...

SpaceX it goes up in flames, Tesla it goes forward in flames, politics it goes down (in flames), Xitter it's tangential.

Musk's flammability is omnidirectional.

Australia moves to drop some cryptography by 2030 – before quantum carves it up

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Re: Ever

Bitcoin without SHA256 is not Bitcoin, and SHA256 is one of the algorithms to be deprecated. It's circumstantial evidence, but where cryptanalysis is concerned, that's the only evidence of compromise we're going to get until exploits go live.

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Re: Australia has always done things a little “differently”

Thin?

Maybe ASD knows something you don't.

British Army zaps drones out of the sky with laser trucks

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Re: Wouldn't Trinity make it after the first three...?

Sadly <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Shot”>not true</a>. The only argument at the time was whether to use them as production allowed, or to save them up for use in Operation Downfall.

There were yield problems at the Hanford site due to the Wigner effect and excess <sup>240</sup>Pu, but they were mostly in 1946 and eventually solved or worked around.

Microsoft hijacks keyboard shortcut to bring Copilot to your attention

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A medal for anyone who goes to court and proves that the transition from Win 10 to 11 fails the definition of upgrade.

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From Windows' inception until the introduction of Windows 95 / NT4, the icon in the top left corner of all windows, the one used to access the application context menu, was a white square with an elongated horizontal rectangle in it - a visual reminder that the keyboard shortcut for it is Alt-Space. On. Every. Fucking. Window.

Doctor Who theme added to national sound archive to honor innovation, longevity

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Easy mistake to make. Don't beat yourself up about it.

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We don't honor anyone

We honour them.

We can't make this stuff up: Palantir, Anduril form fellowship for AI adventures

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Re: Further evidence...

Also let's not remember that the last user of Minas Tirith's Palantir was driven psychotic by it and burned himself to death holding it; anyone who tried to use it thereafter could only see a pair of hands, being consumed in flames.

British boffins build diamond battery capable of working for a millennium or five

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Re: Battery?

Multiple layers of shielding? Probably asbestos and lead, just to be on the safe side.

Sweden's 'Doomsday Prep for Dummies' guide hits mailboxes today

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Re: The UK, under that nice Mr Starmer, has this sussed

They wouldn't be wise to choose NZ for their hideout. They still believe in the rule of law over there. They also have some robust war crimes statutes, including extraterritoriality.

Elon Musk tops US political donor list with $270M+ for Team Trump

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Rent seekers

IIRC, the substance of that argument was: since it costs money to effectively speak to the electorate, restraining election funding is a restraint on free speech. We can't have that, naturally... and so the rent-seekers didn't so much get their foot in the door as render it permanently open with a flamethrower.

So now everyone who already has a ridiculous amount money uses it to buy the next round of politicians of whatever party brand. Always with one condition: Thou shalt not stop us making money. Be it IT, energy, health care, housing... you name the field, if it's essential to survival or making a living, some billionaire oligarch is there behind the scenes with his hand in your pocket, charging you just to do what you need to survive, and at a rate that increases higher than the cost of production.

Five hundred years ago that was called feudalism.

No, I can't help – you called the wrong helpdesk, in the wrong place, for the wrong platform

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Re: Warren's big mistake

petit malabsence, please.

Although more likely to be complex partial, in all likelihood.

Badass Russian techie outsmarts FSB, flees Putinland all while being tracked with spyware

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Re: "Always keep a second passport"

Not to mention being very sure of what is in his tea.

Win a slice of XP cheese if you tell us where Microsoft should put Copilot next

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All the letters are there

Oh no! You've unmasked the conspiracy! Microsoft Politico™.

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Re: CoPilot from Hades

Microsoft Anubis™?

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The unholy of unholies.

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Why stop there? Sterilise the entire team that develops and promotes it

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But at least it doesn't have fucking video ads.

Obligatory XKCD

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Re: Not a use per se

Hey Copilot, can you help me take two strokes off my Microsoft Golf™ game?

$373M ASML chipmaker shrinks to $228 – but it's made of Lego

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Making money

ASML makes money making the machines that make nVidia and TSMC money.

Lego makes money making models of the machines ASML makes money making that make nVidia and TSMC money.

I have an idea for a model of a Lego-making machine...

Trump tariffs transform into bigger threats for Mexico, Canada than China

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Re: "The biggest trade item for all three countries is autos and auto parts."

And the Exxon Valdez.

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Re: I have no doubt you blame Trump for not controlling covid....

And your stomach is full of 0.1M HCl. Since NaOCl + 2HCl -> Cl2 (g) + NaCl + H2O, see how long you can fight off COVID with a chlorine generator inside you.

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Hmm. State farms, well known for their high consumption of foodstuffs?

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

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Re: There's always one....they indeed walk among us!

Obligatory xkcd

AI Jesus is ready to dispense advice from a booth in historic Swiss church

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Pirate

R'amen to that

in one of 100 languages he's programmed to speak and respond in.

"Talk like a pirate" is probably one of his languages, if the checkout kiosk at my local library is anything to go by. "Aaaarr, me hearty, in what way have ye wronged yer fellow shipmates?" I can hope, anyway.

Now’s your chance to try Microsoft’s controversial Windows Recall ... maybe

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Re: Seems something's semantic somewhere

And let's add to all of those good reasons for mistrust of this misfeature: it's an AI algorithm. Even it's authors can't be sure of its decision-making processes.

You tell me it's not going to slurp my confidential data, I say prove it.

Five Eyes infosec agencies list 2023's most exploited software flaws

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Re: if you don't trust your government, then why do you live in that country?

For all that her other points are valid, MyffyW's 4th reason is the only one I need.

Everyone wishes for a world where police are unnecessary. The reality is I'm comforted by the knowledge that, since they are necessary, my country's police have been trained in the law, and in human rights law specifically. And that if I had a problem with the police, someone is watching them, too, a lawyer is on my side, and an impartial judge is no more than 24h away..

Everyone wishes for a world where spy agencies are unnecessary, but I'm comforted by the fact that my country's spy agencies publically encourage IT security, but they have no say in what I choose to do with the internet. And that they don't have close personal and political ties with my country's police.

Study suggests X turned right just in time for election season

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Re: Hmm

60% might be a (bare) majority of the electorate but it's still a minority of Americans.

Turnouts in US elections are pitiful, especially for a nation that puts itself forward as an exemplar of democracy.

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Re: There is nothing illegal about...

I've spoken with mad people. Orwell is one of the sanest writers I've read.

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Re: Hmm

The majority of the USA did not vote.

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Missing the real fraud

Sure, his Muskiness has unprecedented power to shape the public discourse in his private hands now. That's the first reason to be somewhere between vigilant and militant against him, whatever your politics might be, if you happen to disagree with his.

But suppose, instead of getting people to vote, you wanted to get people to buy your new widget. How much would you have had to pay hard cash to his Muskiness to purchase the sort of influence he just wielded? Because that is the size of the in-kind undeclared political donation he just made. That's the second reason, because, to start with, it's illegal. But unless someone can subpoena what might have simply been a quiet word in the ear of one of his senior engineers, there will be no evidence of the crime.

Now he will want to be paid for his generosity, in so many ways.

Airbus A380 flew for 300 hours with metre-long tool left inside engine

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Re: "Qantas personnel in Sydney even requested removal of the report"

Fifteen years ago it absolutely would not have been the typical Qantas administrative response. Amazing how much damage a culture of no motivation but the dollar sign can to do an organisation once famous for its maintenance and safety record.

Academic papers yanked after authors found to have used unlicensed software

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A software vendor has had a researcher's work withdrawn from publication because of a claim that their software was not validly licensed. The merits of the research remain unchanged. The ethics of the authors have been impugned and we don't have enough information to judge, because of the opacity of supposedly authoritative journals.

How do we know the software author's claim is valid, or straight defamation? Did the authors believe their own or their institution's licence was valid when they published? Has the publisher been threatened with legal action if they failed to impose the withdrawal? Is this a case of "nice research you're doing there, it would be a shame if anything happened to it"? Software vendors would have an interest in the chilling effect this would have on other authors, to make sure they pay, probably the expensive "you can be sure you publish academically if you've bought our premium edition" route.

The NPU: Neural processing unit or needless pricey upsell?

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Re: What does an NPU actually do?

Can't use it to render or ray trace spheroids, then.

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

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If it was triggering the sensor, it was copper-plated steel.

Parting a fool from their money is distressingly easy. With the price of copper being what it is, the skill lies in minimising how much of your own money you use up doing it.

If Trump gets elected, get your tech buying done asap

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The dems are the party of pedophiles in the US

Only the Republican candidate had his photo taken with his arm around Jeffrey Epstein's shoulder.

Relocation is a complete success – right up until the last minute

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Re: Do not press this button again

MAGIC o-- MORE MAGIC

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Re: The Chessboard

20+21+...+2n = 2n+1-1

FTFY.

Combustion engines grind Linus Torvalds' gears

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Re: (...) Flowers

The breakeven driving distance is between 26000 and 40000km, depending on what fraction of renewable energy makes up your supply.

iFixit to the rescue: McDonald's workers can rescue their own ice cream machines

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Re: In other news: Quarter Pounders causing E. coli outbreak

They were out of covfefe

Polish radio station ditches DJs, journalists for AI-generated college kids

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Re: Next up

IIRC, the main thesis of Christianity is that all intelligence is AI.

Woman stuck upside down under rock for hours after trying to retrieve dropped phone

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Re: Stuck...

Kuwait: stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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Re: Think first...

In trauma, the C after response and before airway is control haemorrhage: no sense oxygenating blood if it's just going to fall on to the floor.

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She was startled when she saw a drop bear.

41-million-digit prime crunched by datacenter GPUs

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Re: Well done!

for those who fancy, the folks at the Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search (GIMPS) have a ZIP archive containing all 41,024,320 digits.

I hear the ZIP archive containing the base 2 representation is a bit smaller.

Linus Torvalds affirms expulsion of Russian maintainers

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Again, a close reading of history needed to tease out the subtleties.

Finland was the only democracy to ally with Nazi Germany. They fought together to expel the Russians from (then) Finnish territory in Karelia.

Finland did not participate in Barbarossa and when the Siege of Leningrad was taking place Finnish armies stood at the border and kept watch. Given their proven ability to take on the Red Army, Finnish support at that phase of the war might have been the difference between Leningrad being held, and it falling... which might have been the difference between Moscow being held, and it falling.

When Germany started to lose, the equation quickly turned to one of land and money for peace.

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