* Posts by Ace2

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'Savvy' shortcuts produce near-instant speech-to-speech translation of 36 languages

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Re: Hahhhh-Hahhhh

“Ne joue pas le fou!”

Subtitle: Don’t fuck up!

Sonos CEO steps down after smart speaker app upgrade hit bum note

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Joke

Re: $7,500 a month

> Don't eat the whole loaf in one go no matter how good it tastes.

LIES!

Is it really the plan to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal? It's been a weird week

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Re: The unipolar world is officially dead

You forgot to click ‘Post anonymously’

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Re: Distraction tactics—that's all

My trans kid got to see a lot of those fucking ads.

You’re a true coward. Would be a shame if you offed yourself tonight.

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Re: Putin will be pissing himself laughing

Post under your real account, coward.

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Re: I’m just a little confused which way politically the author leans

Learn the difference between “wrong” and “fantasy.”

If I say unemployment was 4.3% last month, I would be wrong. It was actually 4.(whatever)%.

If I say unemployment was 17.8%, the highest it’s ever been in the history of the world, as opposed to 0% like when I was in charge…. That would be orange diarrhea.

The problem with today’s fact checking is that they call both of those things “untrue” or whatever.

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Re: Insane troll logic budget

We forgive you / them. … Would you mind stopping by again?

Amazon worker – struck and shot in New Orleans terror attack – initially denied time off

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Joke

“… formerly worked for Deloitte”

Ah - that’s the critical detail that was missing from the mainstream coverage. Now I understand!

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Re: Amazon: The employer of last resort

Who said they solved it? AFAIK it is still fast approaching.

Apple called on to ditch AI headline summaries after BBC debacle

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SWMBO asked one of these monstrosities to summarize a research paper on ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, for $WORK. The summary said that they are effective for treating COVID. That’s… not what the study said.

The whole LLM thing needs to be scrapped. It’s a dead-end.

Fear of Foxconn reportedly driving possible Nissan, Honda and Mitsubishi merger

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Re: Not just Foxconn

Wow, they only have 110V at home? That would be game-changing for me (in the wrong direction).

I love my EV but it’s for people who can charge at home. At least for now.

US airspace closures, lack of answers deepen East Coast drone mystery

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Re: The Feds know what's going on

The drones in question were fixed-wing aircraft misidentified by the uninformed.

SoftBank pledges to pour $100B into US, create 100,000 jobs in Trump's second term

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Maybe they can take over that Foxconn site in Wisconsin

China's homebrew Bluetooth alternative is on the march as Beijing pushes universal remotes

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Re: So... Bluetooth...

These days, even travelling there as a business guest, your visa application has to include a list of any groups you’ve belonged to and any donations you’ve made in the past.

No thanks.

Coder wrote a bug so bad security guards wanted a word when he arrived at work

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Re: Defects appearing like magic

Bugs found by dev vs bugs found by test is sometimes used as a metric

Infosys founder calls for 70-hour work week – again – claiming it creates jobs

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With Gelsinger gone, to fab or not to fab is the $7B question

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Re: The US needs a local foundry

You can argue that it’s a bad idea, but you can’t argue that it isn’t overwhelmingly likely to happen.

OpenAI to charge $200 per month for ChatGPT Pro

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My dad’s old joke was that Jaguars are so expensive (over here in the New World) because each one comes with a journeyman mechanic from England to keep it running.

Maybe the $200 includes a human being to review each response’s factual assertions to make them, you know, correct?

Micropatchers share 1-instruction fix for NTLM hash leak flaw in Windows 7+

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How does this work with code signing?

Microsoft confirms there will be no U-turn on Windows 11 hardware requirements

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This is the OS / mail system that until recently could be owned by a specially-crafted sound attached to a calendar invite…

Musk and Trump to fall out in 2025, predicts analyst

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Here’s the most fun one I’m looking forward to: what do you suppose will happen when the Joe Rogan / UFC / Barstool crowd figures out that the Opus Dei twits are serious about banning porn?

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Re: Thank fortune that Musk was born in South Africa

You are assuming that there will be anyone left to enforce the plain meaning of the Constitution.

After the last 2-3 years of SCOTUS, it’s clear that they’re not just unbound by precedent - they’re unbound by the actual text of the thing.

$373M ASML chipmaker shrinks to $228 – but it's made of Lego

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It’s going to RUIN the pirates-and-castles theme of my current office setup.

How US Dept of Justice's cure for Google could inflict collateral damage

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Re: Fixer Upper

What I want is a blocker / filter that just makes all of the data subtly wrong.

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I am willing to put up with a great deal of collateral damage, if it means Google is blasted into tiny pieces.

CrowdStrike still doesn't know how much its Falcon flame-out will cost

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FAIL

Boy, I was wrong about this one. If ever a company deserved to be liquidated.

Study suggests X turned right just in time for election season

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Re: Hmm

It is impossible to reason with assjunky or jellied arse. They are paid Putin stooges who have nothing better to do than sit here all day long.

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Re: Hmm

Oh look, Jellied Arse is here too!

Trump's pick to run the FCC has told us what he plans: TikTok ban, space broadband, and Section 230 reform

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Re: Tiktok ban

Have you driven across West Virginia lately? LOTS of giant trucks on the highway with the paint completely scraped off their plates. Just blatantly, brazenly, defying the law. These people are way past the point of being salvageable.

I’m strongly considering buying one or more guns to protect my family because I don’t see how we get out of this without another civil war.

Crook breaks into AI biz, points $250K wire payment at their own account

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Re: A threat actor

Danny Trejo!

Weekends were a mistake, says Infosys co-founder Narayama Murthy

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Re: OK then

Dogs or nitrous canisters?

Bitfinex burglar bags 5 years behind bars for Bitcoin heist

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No extra time added for the rapping?

All bark, no bite? Musk's DOGE unlikely to have any real power

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Re: The real power of Doge

Like: “Building robotic squirrels? What a dumb idea!”

They were trying to make a robot that would attract rattlesnake strikes, to figure out when and why snakes strike. To keep people safe!

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Re: But does it have a purpose?

The tax code looks the way it does because of (A) giveaways like tax abatement for ‘certain shared-interest mining operations undertaken before 1985,’ and other legacy nonsense; and (B) closing loopholes found by people with expensive tax lawyers. Good luck.

Schools - “full stop”? Ok. When the low-tax-paradise states have to switch to 3 day school weeks to keep the lights on, we’ll see who’s happy and who’s mad.

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Re: Hmm

That you would put those two things in the same bucket shows how utterly worthless you are. FOAD.

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Re: Good luck getting through the mandatory drug testing Elon

Come now. You know those rules only apply to the little people.

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Re: But does it have a purpose?

The biggest and growing expenses of the federal government are the mandatory entitlement programs - paying for old folks to eat (Social Security) and get medical care (Medicare).

After that, it’s our $1T/year military-industrial complex.

Good luck with cutting any of those things. They are defended ferociously by their constituents. We got rid of GWB thanks to his idiotic attempt to privatize Social Security; before that it looked like we would be stuck shifting to the right long-term.

Next up is the rest of it, the “discretionary” spending. You can try to nip and tuck things but it’s small potatoes. There isn’t $2T there to save because it doesn’t hardly amount to that in total. (I haven’t looked at the numbers in a while.)

Dept of Ed? Funds schools in rural areas all over America.

Dept of Commerce? Runs the census, which is specifically required by the constitution.

Dept of Energy? Mostly maintains the nuke stockpile. People against gov’t waste tend not to be in favor of nuclear disarmament.

IRS? Every dollar we give to the IRS produces something like $8 in revenue that rich people tried to dodge.

Want to cut regulations to save money? OK. Keep in mind that many of those regulations are there to keep vendors like Twitler from ripping off the government, by overcharging for faulty crap. Or from dumping poison in the river because it’s more profitable that way.

But sure, go after waste, fraud, & abuse. Have fun!

Apple drops soldered storage for 2024 Mac Mini

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Re: That may change

Thank you, I stand corrected.

Intel: Our finances are in the toilet, we're laying off 15K, but the free coffee is back!

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Re: The Need for Caffeine

SWMBO had a coworker leave recently. It turns out, that person was the source of all the work! Without having to clean up after their paperwork errors every month, the group members have all gone back to doing their actual jobs. No more crises!

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Re: Is it decent?

Decaf is what allows me to drink as much coffee as I want without my heart seizing up

Arecibo telescope might have failed because of weak sockets

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Joke

Spelter? I hardly know ‘er!

A Kansas pig butchering: CEO who defrauded bank, church, friends gets 24 years

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Crypto == FREEDUMB!

We know what Musk will probably dress up as this year: A victim

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If we had a real justice system and/or any sense of fairness, pedo guy would be denaturalized and put back on a plane to his shithole country-of-origin.

Took a job while on a student visa? ILLEGAL!

Lied about it on your citizenship application? DENATURALIZED!

“Illegal immigrant” spending money on an election? DEPORTED!

Intel losses hit $16.6B in Q3 and Wall Street is … loving it?

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A deferred tax asset (I think!) is when you pay taxes up front on something (like, say, stock options) that turn out to be worth less when you sell them. Your actual tax owed is less than what you already paid.

They don’t give you your money back. Instead you get to carry that on your books to cancel out part of the future tax you owe, over multiple years.

Eventually, if you haven’t owed any tax because you’ve been losing money consistently, you lose the ability to claim it back. Hence the write-down.

I am happy to be corrected if this is wrong.

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Ever the optimist? No matter what happens he gets paid gazillions. I would be an optimist in that scenario, too.

WordPress forces user conf organizers to share social media credentials, arousing suspicions

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This is just… stupid. Automattic, while dumb, is not a part of the US government.

Linus Torvalds affirms expulsion of Russian maintainers

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Also they have Teemu Selanne

China’s Spamouflage cranks up trolling of US Senator Rubio as election day looms

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Have they taken the opportunity to mock Rubio’s ladyboots yet?

Qualcomm 'pausing' X-Elite Dev Kit, offering refunds

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Re: Doomed?

Apple has shut down conventionally installed software? Please elaborate.

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