* Posts by R Soul

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Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

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Re: "make sure every journalist and network is aware by shouting it from the rooftops. "

journalists still report on things not sanctioned by their woke billionaire owners

Lord Rothermere? David Ellison? Rupert Murdoch? Jeff Bezos? Baron Lebedev?

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Ignobel awards

Will moving to Switzerland make it easier to give President Fuckwit the Ignobel Peace Prize?

Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study

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Re: Compensation Get Out Clauses

I wouldn't worry about that. BT will make sure you get their promised 16 days of outages - and then some.

Britain spends £180M to work out what time it is

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Rugby, being more central to the country

If wikipedia is to be believed (I know, I know), the most northerly point of the UK is at 60 degrees N in the Shetland Islands and the most southerly is at 49.5 degrees N in the Scilly Isles. The mid-point between them is around 55 degrees N. That's approximately the latitude of Glasgow or Edinburgh. These cities are some 500km or so north of the supposedly "more central" Rugby.

BTW, having another broadcast location would complicate the problems of compensating for propagation delay. Unless you're equidistant from all the transmitters.

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IIUC, that transmitter didn't do time signals: just the pips on Radio 4 before broadcasting The Archers to a grateful(?) planet.

Long wave transmissions from Droitwich look doomed anyway. The BBC has or will soon stop LW broadcasting. The transmitters need valves(!) which are no longer being made.

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Re: Is this really necessary?

"Also, if Europe's GNSS is insufficient, then why isn't this a Europe-wide initiative?"

In a word, Brexit. The UK left the Galileo project when it left the EU.

Iran all but vanishes from the global internet amid US-Israel strikes

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Re: "the good sense to leave the US & Israel to slog it out"

And that's what makes the relationship special.

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Don't fuck with Scotland

If you pick a fight with Scotland, you should be worried by far more than defeat by bagpipes. [Which BTW have drones.] The Scots have strategic reserves of deep-fried Mars bars. Then there are the devils in skirts. Their formidable fighting abilities were well documented in Carry On Up The Khyber.

PS "Nemo me impune lacessit", the latin motto on Scotland's coat of arms can be loosely translated as "don't fuck with us". No other country has anything like that AFAIK.

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Re: Another war for oil

Netanyahu doesn't get a free pass for his (war) crimes because he's Jewish. They're still crimes - and some of them are crimes against humanity.

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a super hybrid of Iraq² and Afganistan

Don't you mean 911 x 911?

Sopra Steria sues UK government over £958M Capita outsourcing award

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Why they keep this 'winning' approach to contracts is beyond my comprehension.

Simple. If Crapita ever lose money on a contract - a very if - they know they have HM taxpayer by the balls and a bale-out is guaranteed.

It's not as if those contracts could easily be taken away and handed over to another provider. Who at best will be just as bad as Crapita.

Brit dual nationals grounded by border digitization drive

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the Home Office

The problem here is that the Home Office arbitrarily decided that dual nationals cannot get an ETA on their "other" passport. This part seems to be a very new decision and I for one cannot understand why.

Simple, They are spiteful, malevolent arseholes who are devoid of any humanity and common sense.

These are the tossers behind 30-40 years of attempts to bring in ID cards remember. They're also keen on other forms of pervasive round-the-clock surveillance of everyone: DNA databases, CCTV, ANPR, etc.

UK tech hit by double trouble: Fewer foreign techies amid skills squeeze

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"the only advantage being they’ve not had a whirl in power yet."

That can only be a disadvantage because they don't know how the machinery of government works or how to run things. Just look at how Farage's clueless dimwits are fucking up the councils they're running.

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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Re: Planning

"I worked at one place where the FD would scrutinise the phone bill and request an explanation of any premium rate calls made which probably wasted more time and money than the call had cost."

Indeed. However from the beancounter's PoV, costs were being controlled and KPIs were being met. That would have mattered much. much more than the costs to the business of enforcing all that finance theatre and the reduced expenses it supposedly delivered. The costs from a day's downtime of the IT systems would be someone else's problem. The FD "saved" the company a few pennies on the phone call to get field service to show up. And that was what was important.

The careers of a vast army of mediocre middle management depend on that sort of logic(?).

Linus Torvalds: Someone ‘more competent who isn't afraid of numbers past the teens’ will take over Linux one day

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Re: Vultures

The Linux Foundation has paid Torvalds ~$1.5M every year since 2016. Nice work if you can get it.

Attackers have 16-digit card numbers, expiry dates, but not names. Now org gets £500k fine

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Re: UK data protection continues

Literally, they refuse to tell you where your data is stored, or on what services, or in what countries, or what laws it's subject to.

Your contract with $vendor defines which jurisdiction applies - Ireland's most likely. Read the small print.

Capita taps Microsoft Copilot to dig it out from UK pensions backlog

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a marriage made in heaven

Crapita and Copilot: What could possibly go wrong?

Keir Starmer declares 'months' timeline for social media age clampdown in UK

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Re: The problem with politicians

No. They're backing Farage's ego-trip-of-the-week because they're utter morons.

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That's because there's no "sensible way" to have ID cards or age verification checks.

And as another poster already said here, why can't parents get off their arse and monitor what their kids are up to? Because some of them can't/won't bring up their offspring properly is no justification to mandate on-line age verification and ID cards for the entire population.

Besides, if kids are blocked from accessing porn on-line, they can always get jizz mags from WH Smith - assuming either of these things is still around these days. I don't know or care.

Multistakeholder internet governance can be messy. APNIC wants it that way

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Re: Someone who isn’t a male engineer?

It depends. What laptop is the engineer using?

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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Re: Does everything have to be "monetisable"?

This just in: just about every country in the world is living on tick. Film at on tonight's news at 11!

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Your characterisation of Shagger Boris is beyond delusional. Where can I get the drugs you're on?

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Re: Well, that's all a bit ...

"Bethlehem Steel will magically spring back into life"

A very well known book of fairy stories claims Jesus rose from the dead. Maybe that could happen for Bethlehem Steel.

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Just fund it from the exchequor

No. Just no!

A new funding model is certainly needed. Paying for the BBC can't come directly from the exchequer though. That puts the BBC at even bigger risk from the whims of our here today, gone tomorrow fuckwit politicians. Imagine if the likes of Diane Abbot or Mad Nad controlled the BBC's funding. The latter was notionally responsible for the BBC for a while.

Direct government funding would inevitably turn the BBC into a Pravda-style state broadcaster. Its editorial independence - already in jeopardy - would be lost forever. And so would the influence and soft power of the BBC World Service.

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licence fee enforcement

The enforcement goons work for Crapita, not the BBC.

The government decided a long time ago that it was a good thing to split the organisation collecting the dosh from the one that was spending it.

Oh and it's TV licence, not license. In the civilised world, license is a verb, not a noun.

AFRINIC says it's back on track and will soon deliver the plan that proves it

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Re: Operating funds

It's a pity you don't understand how the RIRs manage IP addresses or fund themselves.

Supermarket sorry after facial recognition alert flags right criminal, wrong customer

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Re: Quote Mistake Unquote

"What should really worry people is that it doesn't have to be a mistake."

There are far bigger worries than that: jail time (or worse) because of a false positive, no punishment for the fuckwits responsible for the snoopercams, no redress for their victims, no controls or regulations on how snoopercams get(ab)used, lack of accountability, no enforcement or audit measures, linking the shop's snoopercams to "if you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear" Starmercards, etc, etc.

This is pretty much the Post Office/Fushitsu Horizon scandal all over again. Though with fewer miscarriages of justice and ruined lives - at least for now.

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Re: Ban it

Banning snoopercams is a great idea. Can we also ban people who say "store" when they mean "shop"?

Systemd daddy quits Microsoft to prove Linux can be trusted

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Re: Honest question

No! systemd replaced the clusterfuck of sysvinit with an even bigger and uglier clusterfuck. FTFY.

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I suppose the systemd dumpster fire is the equivalent of Elop's burning platform.

Challenger at 40: The disaster that changed NASA

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Re: Not enough change

Yeah. But this is just a symptom of an even bigger failing. NASA management did a remarkably bad job of playing the remarkably bad hand they'd been dealt - pork barrel politics and lack of money mostly.

The space shuttle was fundamentally flawed from the outset and its design was riddled with ugly compromises. It should never have had solid rocket boosters. But NASA didn't have the time and resources to come up with a suitable liquid-fuelled rocket. So the choice was use dangerous SRBs* or have no manned launches for decades and that would have meant the end of NASA. 7 people needlessly died because too many wrong decisions has been taken years before that fateful Challenger launch.

NASA engineers knew their SRBs would have a catastrophic failure every 100 flights or so. They'd properly done the risk assessments and did the sums. And those grim calculations became reality. It was simply a question of when, not if, a shuttle would fail - and not necessarily because it happened to be cold on launch day. The O-rings were just one of many vulnerabilities waiting to happen.

The management chose to ignore those assessments for the reasons you explained. Instead they preferred the powerpoint bullshit about NASA processes and procedures eliminating the risk of failure. This was something Feynman unearthed when he asked various engineers and management what the estimated failure rates were for the systems they designed and got them to explain how they arrived at those numbers. His supplement to the Challenger report makes sobering reading. It's far more disturbing IMO than his stunt with icy water and a bit of O-ring rubber.

* Rocketry is dangerous enough. SRBs are even more dangerous because there's no element of control after they're lit. With liquid-fuelled rockets, it's possible to turn them off or manage the rate fuel gets burnt. Not that that would have made much difference when something goes bad at launch.

High Court to grill London cops over live facial recognition creep

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One hopes that the facial recognition systems will discard any reference to someone who is not of interest to the police

Think again. PC Plod retains every DNA sample they gather, just in case. Even if those samples came from people who hadn't committed a crime or were found not guilty in court. They'll do this for Snoopercam data.

Besides, everyone is of interest to the police these days.

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More lies and bullshit from the Home Office

The minister-of-the-month for snoopercams claims they have "taken thousands off the streets". That seems very unlikely. How many people were arrested? How many were prosecuted? How many were jailed? How many would have been caught by conventional policing if PC Plod wasn't sitting in the nick watching snoopercam TV and eating doughnuts?

UK digital ID goes in-house, government swears it isn't an ID card

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Re: It's not an ID card

That could be true, though it's clearly not what Starmer and his goons have in mind.

Here's what our idiot Home Secretary said a couple of days ago: "...my ultimate vision for that part of the criminal justice system was to achieve, by means of AI and technology, what Jeremy Bentham tried to do with his Panopticon. That is that the eyes of the state can be on you at all times.".

Such a dystoptian future depends on every part of the state having the same access to the all-seeing, all-tracking Starmer/Blair/Blunkett database(s). Which will also be freely available to Musk, Palantir. Crapita and the rest.

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Re: It's not an ID card

I must say I side with many of our European counterparts here, in asking why we as a nation are so against the idea of a single identity system.

We're not. Any rational human being is against Starmercards. Which aren't a single identity system, even though that's what the lying weasels who support them claim. Starmercards (aka Tonycards and Blunkettcards) are to enable all-pervasive state surveillance of everyone always. The current idiot in charge of the Home Office says she wants that to happen. If Starmercards ever become a reality, every time you're made to show your Starmercard, it'll be logged. That database will be mined and monetised by shites like Palatir, Crapita, Musk, Zuckerberg, google, Fushitsu, etc. And there will be no way to escape.

"Mr Badger, the all-seeing Starmer database says you bought a packet of fags 20 years ago. You're denied NHS treatment for smoking-related illnesses. Here's a list of The Musky One's carefully chosen set of vape sellers. You'll get this sent to you every day. Oh and we're taking away your driving licence because you visit the pub one a week. Now fuck off."

As soon as any single identity system gets tied to a database - and they always will be - we're all fucked.

And why build a (mandatory) single identity system unless it is coupled to a database?

Trump says he got a deal for rare earths in Greenland, but they won't come easy

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I doubt he does either. Assuming of course the orange fuckwit is capable of thinking,

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What would the donald do?

It would be highly entertaining if someone told the Fuckwit-in-Chief the bigliest reserves of rare earth minerals were buried under Mar-a-Lago.

Concorde at 50: Twice the speed of sound, twice the economic trouble

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financially they just weren't viable

That wasn't true. BA's Concorde flights generated remarkable operating profits once they realised how much people were prepared to pay to fly on them. Air France never figured that out. So they were quite keen to stop flying Concordes and cut their losses.

The crash wasn't the last nail in the coffin. Though it did speed up the move into the departure lounge. Both airlines operated Concordes for a year or so once they returned to service after the crash.

Air France pulled the plug because Concorde made a big dent in their accounts which threatened the airline's privatisation. That left BA on the hook for all of the support costs from Airbus. BA couldn't/wouldn't pay these on their own. Then Airbus said they were withdrawing tech/engineering support and at that point it was game over.

Of course, the concept of financial viability here is theoretical because the French and UK taxpayers wrote off all the R&D and manufacturing costs. These never got charged to the airlines who flew Concorde.

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Re: BA were asshats about it

No airline was ever going to be able to fly Concorde after Airbus withdrew support for the aircraft. That's what killed their airworthiness certification. It had nothing to do with access to the airline's service records.

If you choose to believe Beardie's bullshit about BA keeping the planes for themselves, go ahead. The truth is rather different.

His "bid" to buy Concorde was yet another in his very long list of half-assed publicity stunts.

UK backtracks on digital ID requirement for right to work

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Not quite. The current government knows the objective of Starmercards is to control us.* They believe intrusive and pervasive surveillance is in our best interests and they serve us by foisting this unwanted crap. They just can't come out and say that. Well not yet.

* Just after the Starmercard was announced and would only be used for checking new employees, various Starmer stooges started mumbling about using them for getting access to healthcare, welfare and so on. This was/is clearly part of the Home Office's Grand Design and would get rolled out as soon as enough people were forced to carry their Starmercard.

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The UK does not (AFAIK), have the concept of Executive Orders

It does. Lookup Statutory Instruments and Orders in Council, to pick just two.

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Re: U turn or no U turn

You are badly mistaken on several counts.

The Home Office has been trying and trying to bring back ID cards ever since these were scrapped just after WW2. Their latest attempt will continue no matter who forms the next government. This has to be killed off for good: burn it with fire, wooden stake through the heart, etc.

Farage is a chancer who changes his opinion more often than he changes has underpants. He's not to believed or trusted. Even if he (and his job lot of incompetent nutters) had a coherent plan for government. Which of course he doesn't.

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Bollocks! If someone has a passport or driving licence, why the fuck would they need a Starmercard or some other alleged proof of ID?

There is nothing positive to be said about introducing another proof of ID. Unless you're Crapita or Fushitsu or Palantir getting their snouts even deeper into the trough of taxpayer billions.

A proof of ID system (backed by biometrics?) is useless unless it's backed up by the mother of all databases that gets checked and logged every time the ID token is presented. That's an Orwellian nightmare. If that back-end infrastructure isn't in place and always tracking you everywhere 24x7, your Starmercard or Nigelcard will be useless security theatre.

Tories vow to boot under-16s off social media and ban phones in schools

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Re: Very easy to say...

This only became a concern for Badenough once she had to chase any passing bandwagon that might attract attention towards her party of numpties and worthless tossers.

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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US-ASCII

"US-ASCII isn't capable of transferring anything other than US English text without data loss."

Hmmm. US-ASCII includes the 'u' character. Which USians don't use when spelling words like colour, neighbour, favour, behaviour, etc

UNIX V4 tape successfully recovered: First ever version of UNIX written in C is running again

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Re: Now, it has grown into a bloated mess millions of times bigger than the OS which inspired it.

Hmmmm. If someone put a TCP/IP stack and page-based virtual memory into V7 UNIX - BSD4.[234] comes close - it would kick the arse of any of today's monuments to bloatware^W^W^W Oses.

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"So is Linux a direct descendant of this OS?"

Nah. It's a cancerous mutant.

Since Linux shares no DNA/source code with Unix, it can't be a direct descendant. IMO Linux also broke the design principles in UNIX a long time ago and that has further distanced it from the One True OS that Ken and Dennis started ~50 years ago.

UNIX started out as a riposte to a bloated, over-ambitious, all-singing, all-dancing OS that was called Multics. [It proved a simple, highly functional, well-designed OS could run on very modest hardware.] Today, the BSDs are a riposte to another bloated, over-ambitious, all-singing, all-dancing OS. How times have changed.

British Airways fears a future where AI agents pick flights and brands get ghosted

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Re: try something old fashioned

IIUC airlines get charged by the airport for time spent at the gate. They're also under pressure to pull back so the gate can be freed up for an incoming flight.

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You used the loo?

Ryanair planes have toilets? Who knew?

Australia bans teens from social media, but nobody thinks it'll really work

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everyone "over age" loses privacy.

No big deal. Anyone stupid enough to sign up for social-media-platform-du-jour has already surrendered their privacy.

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