* Posts by A.P. Veening

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Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: BS

Interesting though.

For the right kind of mind, everything that goes "BOOM" is interesting.

And some things that don't go "BOOM" can also be very interesting with FOOF being a rather extreme example.

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Re: "a large US-based aircraft company"

That additional sensor would also have risked the type certification.

Gmail preparing to drop POP3 mail fetching

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Re: Thunderbird for the win

Damn thing even gets confused and starts showing e-mails in the wrong order from time to time. It's the only client I've experienced this with.

That is you messing with the sorting by clicking on the headers. In over 20 years of using Thunderbird I never experienced the problem you are describing, at least not without user error (and it is easily correctable).

Thunderbird may not be a good e-mail client, but it is the least bad I've found so far.

The Y2K bug delayed my honeymoon … by 17 years!

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Re: Good Times…

And the reason there were no plane crashes is that all planes were grounded. I don't know about other airports but Schiphol (Amsterdam Airport) had several runways converted to airplane parking lots and it was maxed out.

User found two reasons – both of them wrong – to dispute tech support's diagnosis

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Re: These folks really grind my gears.

Damn, you are right, saw the cartoon and didn't look further. That also explains the down votes.

Can't edit it anymore unfortunately, will leave it as it is for others (and myself) as a warning.

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Re: These folks really grind my gears.

Obligatory XKCD link.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Re: Shop floor automation

So that "manager" managed to seriously inconvenience somebody but couldn't be bothered to request somebody else to read the message over the phone? Being illiterate can happen and is unfortunate (and people are understandably sensitive about it), but this takes incompetence to a whole new level.

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But the user NEVER gets educated. They learn nothing.

Just documenting the screw up for his (or her) superior/supervisor will make them learn rather quickly. If they don't, they have a tendency to get replaced rather quickly.

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And (this one puzzled me for a minute) the computer has 2 video outlets and meaningful results require plugging into the right one.

Let me guess, the right one was the left one.

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Re: "I found that a strange concept of 'nothing,'"

Don't forget "Where's the <Any Key>?"

Untrained techie broke the rules, made a mistake, and found a better way to work

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Here's hoping that "high priority" wasn't linked to "increased permissions".

On the AS/400 (and its successors), there is no link whatsoever between priority and permissions with the exception that you need permission for the higher priorities themselves.

Vendor's secret 'fix' made critical app unusable during business hours

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Re: Sneaky remote access

and most importantly, lawyers didn't get a cent.

That in and of itself is a positive point (the only one though).

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

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No. the PA got laid, the wife got screwed without getting laid.

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Re: I'm Not THAT Guy!

What do you mean "have been"? Some of us are still there.

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The orderly manner being a doctor's note about your health problems having been caused by the employer, who now is liable for all costs.

New boss took charge of project code and sent two billion unwanted emails

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And answering emails isn't their money producing job.

Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround

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Microsoft usually gets past that point by bypassing it completely.

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

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And you are sure you didn't have idiots working for you.

Doesn't matter as he is the chief idiot.

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Read the article, there were no lights!

BOFH: Recover a database from five years ago? It's as easy as flicking a switch

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Re: Or just use the backup data?

The problem isn't really in the level of taxes (though there is something as a too high level) but in the complexity of the tax legislation. A lot of international companies like to have their HQ in the Netherlands because the tax legislation is relatively uncomplicated and the tax authorities are open to agreements, not because the taxes are especially low.

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

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Every serious programmer has experienced something like that at least once (the first time usually happens before becoming a serious programmer).

Energy drink company punished ERP graybeard for going too fast

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Re: Oh really ?

Only vaguely?

Microsoft agrees to 11th hour Win 10 end of life concessions

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Re: Microsoft can't complain it is increasing their costs

Dave Plummer made a YouTube video about it a couple of weeks ago (search for Dave's Garage).

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And tightly packed together so it impacts all as one.

After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'

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Re: Never delete the old web site, only rename it

Just slowly move them to an archive folder. If nothing breaks in a thirteen month period, it is safe to move them to off-line storage.

Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league

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Re: Hows that!

Doesn't work anymore with the current computers.

I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA

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Re: You should do this

If anyone is supposed to MUST give clarity, it's them.

FTFY

CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it

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Re: Why not explain the issue?

O, you sweet summer child.

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Re: Had a customer recently...

And you do have to wait at least a week or so before directing the blame at the deceased.

Nine months should do.

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

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Re: met by a military office

Removing anything from site with data storage capability is usually forbidden.

Good luck with that with people having photographic memory.

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

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Re: Blame the dates

I've heard it said that some manufacturers (reportedly) voluntarily add best before dates because it shortens the shelf-life and increases sales.

As far as I know, it is mandatory as even packaged salt has a use by date. Everybody with a basic understanding of things like this considers it bureaucratic madness gone wild and manufacturers really wouldn't go to the expensive of putting it on if it weren't mandatory.

Sysadmin cured a medical mystery by shifting a single cable

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Re: More than once

A BOFH-style user termination will do even better.

No need to make it so explicit, it was already implied.

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Re: More than once

Sounds like a termination problem.

Not quite, termination of the end-loser would solve the problem.

The plan for Linux after Torvalds has a kernel of truth: There isn’t one

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No, you're wrong. Linus can't stop someone or, as posited by the OP, a corporation, from spinning their own kernel variant.

While you are technically correct, the one serious variant there was (Android) returned to the fold. And that was partly because Linus just kept the whole rest together.

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Re: The power of Grump

Who would replace him?

I'd say a (small) committee of respected experts, preferably with an odd number of members, working preferably by consensus. A nice example (in a totally unrelated field but with equally massive egos) is the ECB, especially the first period under Wim Duisenberg. In the beginning he flabbergasted the whole economic world by striving for consensus, after a while they appreciated the results.

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We can see the cracks coming already : systemD, Rust in the kernel, user-space drivers ... once Linus is gone, who will decide if and how Rust should be part of the kernel ? Or how much the kernel should rely on systemD being there ?

There already is Rust in the kernel (with Linus' blessing), so that isn't a discussion anymore. There are also some user-space drivers that haven't been approved to/for kernel-space (yet). As for systemD, Linux is already split on that and several branches work perfectly fine without it, so the kernel shouldn't rely on it.

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But what's stopping that happening already?

Not what but who: Linus Torvalds.

Torvalds blasts tardy kernel dev: Your 'garbage' RISC-V patches are 'making the world worse'

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Re: "at least he didn't drop the F-bomb"

And he can probably swear in three languages.

Definitely fluently in at least three different languages and probably more.

Wasp nest at US nuclear site tests ten times over safe radiation limit

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Re: Getting stung by a radioactive wasp...

The literary reference is a medical one.

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Re: Getting stung by a radioactive wasp...

Judging by the downvote somebody didn't get the literary reference.

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Re: Getting stung by a radioactive wasp...

I thought WASP was for WASsermann Positive.

Servers hated Mondays until techie quit quaffing coffee in their company

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Re: HDD spindle bearings

That upper altitude limit is nice, but what bit a couple of manufacturers seriously was the lower altitude limit. They specified altitudes between zero and a nice, impressive positive number. The rather important and security conscious client*) requested a negative number for the lower altitude number as they were located below sea level. Upon being told about the to them unexpected circumstances, the manufacturers faced the choice between retesting to the requested specifications or lose the sale. Most chose to retest and respecify.

*) Schiphol airport, the largest airport world wide (and one of very few at all) below sea level.

Problem PC had graybeards stumped until trainee rummaged through trash

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Re: Pharmacists

The boss' mantra.. "Tidy desk, tidy mind"

Smart worker reply: Empty desk, empty mind.

Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo

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Re: Strangely enough,

These days it is unqualified amazon drivers crashing ...

As long as they are driving Teslas, they can place the blame outside themselves.

Security company hired a used car salesman to build a website, and it didn't end well

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Joke

Re: Tautology at its finest

Yup, that qualifies as overly redundant tautology

Airbus okays use of ‘Taxibot’ to tow planes to the runway

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Re: Fuel and weight considerations

Maximum takeoff weight won't be affected, fuel load at push back will be.

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With a bit of logical thinking, you might discover that isn't necessarily a problem.

If the bot hooks up from the back, it can decouple and scuttle back between the legs of the main landing gear (it is low enough to fit under the fuselage of all aircraft with the possible exception of the B737).

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Re: 747 class towing

Also keep in mind that this solution by Airbus isn't certified for the A340, A350 or A380 yet

FTFY ;)

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Re: Proper warm up still required

Most runways at Schiphol are pretty close to the terminal, but 18R/36L (aka the Polderbaan) is a bit further away on the other side of the A5 highway. And yes, for that runway these taxibots seem ideal.

Yes, I wrote a very expensive bug. In my defense I was only seven years old at the time

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Re: I saw similar a couple times in that timeframe ...

Now cellular service...it's a license to steal.

That also depends on the country.