Posts by MaltaMaggot

Re: Bank of Valletta celebrated Safer Internet Day

The phrase "Inxejjer bandiera hamra lejn barri" comes to mind..

Re: Critical Mass?

the Space-Tea continuum...?

Re: Header pic

it is in fact the 'other end' of the animatronic t-rex from Jurassic Park (1993 version)....

I once saw a microwave heaved out a first floor window for just such an offence,

Its contents, an Eskimo's lunch, still inside

Re: Great for this Engineer

"I shall forthwith change my job title to Software Artist"

Whereas I in fact have a moderately well-established, parallel career as a Piss Artist.... *hic*

Re: Loopy passengers

"In RPG terms..."

And a new favourite expository method is born...

Re: Why?

5L in 2weeks, perhaps better expressed as just over 8 1/2 pints in 14 days.. seems a bit light

To achieve satisfactory production output to meet current demand I can foresee requiring several of these deployed in a resilient architecture, with staggered start and a rolling production methodology to ensure future capacity

Add to that a DR site (probably the smalls bedroom), UPS (somewhere the dog wont chew it) and the insurance i'll need to takeout against my brother turning up unannounced and drinking the entire contents of units 1-3 (whether ready or not)....

Let alone the retraining of various family members as first line support..

This is either an ill thought out, hipster "ah-how-quaint-i-made-my-own-beer" folly - or a fantastic Services opportunity....

well that just sounds like an episode of Tom & Jerry... one of the crap 'new' ones

Re: Shame the em drive never worked out

go everywhere in 2nd.

all the time.

..."It's also amazing how such friends will often think it's beyond you if your job description doesn't match that of the crappy installer."...

and Wives.

take care to differentiate AMOPs with AZMOPs

quite a few 'bings' there Dave K - aim for a workplace chock full of 'bongs'..

less "Gah".. more "Mmmeh""

Re: TL;DR

@kain - also, I think Ray Mears can 'swoop in' with a timely book on foraging for nuts and berries and building shelters out of potato skins... :-)

Re: This just underscores that patents are crap

"rubber stamping"....saucy

Re: Not Enough if you ask me

< I don't think £100k is enough to persuade anyone competent to link their name to that crap >

.. no, but it would fund a before-and-after-deed-polling

Re: @goldcd I'm guessing you still have the same right to be carted off to be identified

2 minutes of civil conversation will positively improve almost any situation. Full stop.

well... if you've heard the one about the panda entering the brothel, bento box in hand, then you'll know that the panda eats, shoots, and leaves as well...

Re: Oops

... likewise, double-take on your handle there @Kubla...

Re: World Gin Day

Indeed.

An oft-muted sentiment round here "it only hurts when you stop"