* Posts by MrReynolds2U

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Techie fluked a fix and found himself the abusive boss's best friend

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Introduction to PHP

I was once asked to help out an affiliate at an old employer.

The affiliate's code was in PHP which I'd never used before but I was able to understand enough to find numerous errors in a few hours and fixed it for them. Typical offshore code written with assumptions and no thought of "what would happen if?"

Like most languages I know now, I picked up enough in a few hours to understand the code but like a golfer, I'll spend the rest of my life actually trying to be good at it.

Windows 95 setup was three programs in a trench coat, Microsoft vet reveals

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Re: Copied the CD to HDD

Yep. Format and copy i386? Then run setup.exe

Installed in less than 20 minutes.

Microsoft hijacks keyboard shortcut to bring Copilot to your attention

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Not that I have any plans to use it

But why not use WIN+C ??

My only experience of Copilot so far has been to Uninstall it on any PC I touch.

Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas

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Re: Keyboard layout

ISTR that in telecoms we used to refer to the hash as "gate". So you had star and gate keys on your telephone keypad. Not sure if that was a common name or more of a colloquial thing.

Veteran Microsoft engineer shares some enterprise support tips

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Been the problem myself before

I once phoned up Virgin after a new install because the router wasn't seeing the internet.

I was adamant that everything was plugged in.

It was, but I had plugged the WAN line into a LAN socket and vice versa.

The tech on the other end was very understanding.

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

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Re: When managers get involved in technical stuff - beware!

Tell me it wasn't called Proclaim. I get shudders when that gets mentioned.

Mozilla Foundation crumbles as third of staff cast off

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Re: AI research or Thunderbird?

Indeed. The marketing term AI is, like all marketing-led initiatives in software, vapourware.

Scientists demonstrate X-rays as a way to zap asteroids out of Earth's path

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Re: Doesn't scale

The article didn't mention the time required for the beam to have an effect. Was it instantaneous?

If not, space objects have a habit of rotating which might dissipate the effect.

(I can't remember if it's effect or affect above).

UK elevates datacenters to critical national infrastructure status

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opening paragraph

If we lose the apostrophe in "CrowdStrike's" we can use it as a noun for particular type of attack or failure.

We could even quantify it in the Reg Standards. If we think of it as amount of infrastructure taken offline, sub-units could be some of: a new MCSE, Molly-guard failure, expired TLS cert, expired domain name, a MS Quality Update, NPM dependency malware, under-sea cable damage, BGP cock-up, EMP. Other suggestions welcome.

Cyber crooks shut down UK, US schools, thousands of kids affected

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Re: Prevent kindergarteners

Often the opening windows were accompanied by cast iron radiators that were either off or burned your skin on contact.

TikTok isn't protected by Section 230 in 10-year-old’s ‘blackout challenge’ death

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Same here

I used to go into the pub next door to my school occasionally when I had a gap in the day. We'd play pool and have a pint.

The unwritten rule was that you had to take your school tie off first. That way you were just someone wearing a shirt and trousers.

It made the Maths lesson on return to school a lot more fun.

Japan stops measuring train crowding by ease of newspaper readership

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Upside

There is a sweet spot around 150% to 200% on Northern Rail where you can still breathe but the conductor cannot move through the carriage so your journey doesn't require a ticket.

Dell starts new round of layoffs while it looks to 'unlock modern AI'

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Stock options

Can someone please explain how they are allowed to take your stock options off you while pushing you out of the door?

Chrome Web Store warns end is nigh for uBlock Origin

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Re: Be Brave

I recently switched from Opera to Brave on my personal devices and I'm very happy with it. Linked bookmarks and passwords work well.

However, lusers in work insist upon using Chrome. I'm considering switching them all to Brave and using a Chrome icon because they probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Hello? Emergency services? I'd like to report a wrong number

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Well if you use something like Asterisk (VoIP), it's entirely up to you how to set it up. There are no presumptions.

When I set up phone systems however I usually combine my own tests with that of the network provider.

So, one would be that I will do test calls to (9)999 and (9)112 (both with and without the prefix). Plus I'll direct (9)911 to the real local emergency number.

The providers I use insist that you have run these tests before signing off on completion of the system.

Here we go again with more AI crime prediction for policing

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Future crime?

I want my minority report.

Tesla that killed motorcyclist was in Full Self-Driving mode

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Re: Heck; I can't even trust my Volvo

From my experience and those who have been hurt, active lane assist is the most dangerous thing on modern cars.

It needs to be eradicated, not made mandatory and defaulted to on.

Amazon, you will do a total recall of bad stuff sold through your site, watchdog barks

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Re: Here in the UK

I bought a spare laptop charger for my Lenovo from the souk. It looked almost identical to the OEM adaptor but when plugged in I could feel a slight charge on the lid of the laptop. Ceased using but didn't get around to sending back.

Amazon used to be a good place to find cheaper OEM stuff but now it's all character soup named Chinese companies. I used to think that they were probably made in the same factory and just badged differently. Then I realised if that was the case, they were probably items that failed QA. Either way, l avoid like the plague now.

Microsoft's Azure networking takes a worldwide tumble

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It's always DNS <\sarc>

Kamala Harris's $7M support from LinkedIn founder comes with a request: Fire Lina Khan

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Re: Microsoft board member requests FTC chair being removed - pays money to upcoming president

Since the money was donated to a PAC, that's not directly a donation to her but to a theoretically separate group. Direct donations to politicians are limited in value IIRC.

I don't think adverts by PACs and super PACs carry an endorsement from the candidate and therefore aren't a binding policy announcement. Often they are attack ads.

Obviously as a right-pondian I may be wrong and am happy to be corrected.

I seem to remember the figure of $2B being banded about in regards to Barak's first run and I don't know if that included PACs or direct donations.

Kia Niro electric vehicle defies physics with record-breaking 114 million miles on the clock

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Re: On the other hand ...

Could it be that the wiring connector is missing the permanent live and instead using the ignition live, so resetting every time.

As a test, can you turn the radio on when the ignition is off / keys out (don't know if you have physical keys).

There is no honor among RAM thieves – but sometimes there is karma

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Sounds familiar

Back in the early days of my career I worked at a Computer Repair outfit in South Wales (capitalisation intended). Apparently when the boss came in one morning a customer machine was waiting to be rebuilt and he took it upon himself to replace the RAM and get it ready to go out.

When my colleagues came in he reported that the machine had a faulty motherboard and RAM. They checked and saw that he had forced the RAM in the wrong way around. I didn't know it was possible to do that but apparently with enough force you can get a DIMM in that way but it has a catastrophic effect. He denied this had happened but stopped helping out in the repair shop afterwards.

He wasn't incapable, in fact he'd started the business doing all roles but somewhere along the way he'd lost the attention to detail required to do it properly.

New Outlook set for GA despite missing some key features

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Re: "Block extract text"

Yep, I've dropped an email to corrections@

The once I did try new Outlook it failed to transfer my email accounts across and I went straight back. They might have fixed that now but they really shouldn't be releasing it to "try" if such basic functionality isn't working. I suppose I'll give it another look on a VM so I don't screw up my system again.

Speed limiters arrive for all new cars in the European Union

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Re: Good

The Vauxhall Frontera was notorious for being top heavy and there was opinion that some of the LandRover family had the same tendencies but I found them quite planted.

Asda kisses Walmart goodbye with half a billion dollar tech breakup bill

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PTerry

It's Excel all the way down.

Julian Assange to go free in guilty plea deal with US

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What will this judgement mean for journalism?

If we look only at the release of classified files etc (not at the allegations of sexual misconduct), then the outcome is still unsettling. Why? Because a supposed journalist is being forced/coerced into admitting espionage crimes in order to be free.

I do not know how he came to be in possession of said files, or if he coerced or instructed Manning etc to divulge said files.

I make no observations of him as a person, but if journalists are still under threat of espionage charges, this sets a dangerous precident that could affect journalism and those who seek to share the truth in the future.

This reminds me of the very excellent Sorkin series "The Newsroom" which features a related storyline.

Mozilla is trying to push me out because I have cancer, CPO says in bombshell lawsuit

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Re: WTF?

For one thing: death in service benefits or life insurance etc based upon average earnings. Although the insurance side would likely be calculated at time of diagnosis.

I have a feeling that the treatment costs have been making a large dent in the family savings and, like any loving parent/spouse, you want to make sure your family are in a decent position to take care of themselves when the inevitable happens.

Plus there's the professional aspect: if your mind is still working, you want to use that and not fade away.

T-Mobile US drags New Jersey borough to court over school cell tower permit denial

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Re: TMobile is correct, but...

the problem with stupid is they would say "look how bad it's making us feel and it's not even turned on yet!"

McDonald's not lovin' its AI drive-thru experiment with IBM

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Yet another attempt to lessen the salary burden by this time removing a bunch of 16 year olds. I hope this AI vapourware dies a death very soon.

Governments should be pointing out the flaws in this process lest they be left with massive unemployment and surging welfare costs.

The AI pushers would have you believe we'll all have much more leisure time, but you can't afford leisure if you're unemployed.

At this rate, the only people left with jobs will be the coloured pencil department.

Asda IT staff shuffled off to TCS amid messy tech divorce from Walmart

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This was always going to be the way.

The brothers owning Asda was hailed as a success of British entrepreneurship but never likely to benefit the consumer. I suspect it was a way to force leveraged debt into a recognisable brand, but I may be wrong.

The UK retail sector for supermarkets and "express" shops is continuing to combine like sports shops did (and that left us with Sports Direct).

Sadly the origins of Tesco and Morrisons are very much gone and the brands are shadows of their founder's aims.

I spoke with employees at a local Morrisons petrol station the other day about MFG taking over and they are all transferring back to Morrisons rather than taking the TUPE option.

The enshittification continues.

Techie installed 'user attitude readjustment tool' after getting hammered in a Police station

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I regularly go out with a tool kit that could be used to build an extension, but there's always one tool I've left in the shed that I find myself needing. Which is probably why I have multiples of some tools.

Spam blocklist SORBS closed by its owner, Proofpoint

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RATS-NoPtr

Currently listed. No option to remove since the entire range (C block) is on their "Worst Offender List". SOOL but it's only one list.

(and yes there is a Reverse DNS entry)

And then there's UCEPROTECT who just toggle me on and off when they feel like it.

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I'm not sure about Ionos but Azure have a habit of blocking outgoing SMTP ports from VMs and I don't think they are alone in that.

You can use something like SendGrid to get around it but you shouldn't have to.

A thump with the pointy end of a screwdriver will fix this server! What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Technical Terminology

I like the term "police master key" for MoE kit.

IT infrastructure scared away potential buyers of struggling e-commerce site

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I prefer gummy bears myself. They often get handed out at running events too. Good to give your glucose a boost through a race.

Tape is so dead, 152.9 EB of LTO media shipped last year

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Re: Long-lived contracts

Could you honestly say that _any_ legal documents are actually written in plain text?

'Little weirdo' shoulder surfer teaches UK cabinet minister a lesson in cybersecurity

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Re: Pride

That, my friend is why spoiled votes are counted.

And then there's our old friends The Monster Raving Looney Party, which have been somewhat usurped by the main political parties fielding questionable candidates lately.

UK law gives green light to self-driving cars from 2026

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FAIL

The liability clause is excellent forethought.

But does it cover this:

Self-Driving Car: "Ooh that looks bad! You're about to hit someone in 1 second, Dave. Relinquishing controls. You have the con."

Dave: "Me? But, you were driving?"

Self-Driving Car: "Not at the point of impact. Oh, and that means their death was your responsibility ;)"

Dating apps kiss'n'tell all sorts of sensitive personal info

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Re: Original Intent

I remember talking to industry people in the late 90s and they were certain that information was the next big commodity. The idea probably goes back further. I'm my experience websites were set up to either provide a service, make money, provide (dis) information or a combination.

Some dating sites probably were originally set up to provide a service to wannabe daters. Somewhere along the way they switched to providing a service to those interested in their customer's data.

Samsung shows off battery tech it says will see you gone in nine minutes

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Re: So much battery and charging bullshit

Lightening connector (outside the EU)

Doc Brown version, not Apple

US Air Force says AI-controlled F-16 fighter jet has been dogfighting with humans

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Re: Great show.

There's a few more than 2 wars going on right now:

Wiki Link

Although you'd be forgiven for thinking that, given how the media rarely reports on other conflicts.

Blackstone wants to plug hyperscale datacenter into former Britishvolt battery site

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Pint

Re: "a few years"

<applause />

For the reference.

X fixes URL blunder that could enable convincing social media phishing campaigns

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Pint

I know it's early but...

You get a pint for that one

Fresh version of Windows user-friendly Zorin OS arrives to tempt the Linux-wary

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Cannot recommend for older hw

I tried it on an old built-for-Windows 7 Dell PC that I retired a while back. Zorin was completely unusable (installed not test).

This is dispite it previously running early Windows 10 perfectly well (it got very slow as updates piled up over the years). Also note this PC had not been upgraded to an SSD. I will test with an identical model which has an SSD.

This doesn't seem like an OS distro build for anything of vintage so wouldn't recommend the standard version if that's your situation. Obviously when the Lite version comes out, it might be useable.

There were other issues but all trumped by the speed.

You're not imagining things – USB memory sticks are getting worse

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SanDisk FTW IMVHO YMMV RTFM ISKWYDLS

I've been buying and using SanDisk USB sticks for years and I've only had one fail(†). But like any storage, if they contain anything that holds value, it exists in several other places too.

I wasn't unaware of the multi-level cell design until reading this, so I have questions:

* If I only use 20% of the capacity of a multi-level stick, will it just write to 1 bit/level of the cell, thus avoiding the slow downs and lifetime issues mentioned above?

* Is there a way to tell if they are multi-level when buying them?

† = it went read-only, so I haven't lost the data

Elon Musk's brain-computer interface outfit Neuralink tests its tech on a human

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Hmmm

I seem to remember my old professor Warrick at Reading experimenting with this years ago. I'll have to have a Google and see what came of it. ISTR that he planted an interface in his brain so this might not be the first as claimed by Mr X.

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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Windows

I wouldn't be surprised if

ICANN hired a new network admin who decided to finally migrate them off their 2011 SBS server onto SAMBA and used icann.internal for their new scope.

Europe's first exascale system will be slotted into modular containerized datacenter

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Colour me confused

"more than 2,300 square metres or roughly half the size of a football pitch, according to the JSC. Translated to American, that's just under 25,000 square feet or one half of a field for actual, real football."

I think my sarcasm detector just broke.

Apple sets new 16,000-foot iPhone drop test after 737 fuselage fail

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Coat

Re: Could have been worse

"I point blank refuse to have anything to do with them."

Your parents, or Apple iPhones?

New cars bought in the UK must be zero emission by 2035 – it's the law

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Re: Finding a working charger

thanks for the info

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