* Posts by Alumoi

1530 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Jan 2016

Gamers furious as indie studio Cloud Imperium quietly admits to data breach

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Re: "sophisticated"

... by state backed attackers.

Never forget that bit or you'll look like a chump.

Microsoft's Project Silica promises eternal storage. It can't get there from here

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Data integrity my behind!

Decoding the read signals needs to go through an AI model.

So it's a 50-50 chance of hallucination. I know, it will be called Schrödinger storage.

Open source devs consider making hogs pay for every download

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/sarcasm

You forgot something, buddy!

Firefox 148 adds master switch for browser bot bother

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Re: When will we see the stats?

Bearing in mind that we are talking about users who are smart enough to disable telemetry, NEVER!

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Re: Can we still use about:config

I don't know about you, but since 2024 I've started to examine every Firefox update for hidden gems like telemetry, AI, ads, interface dumbing down and such. The list of things you have to disable via about:config keeps getting bigger but at least they don't force enable them with every update like some unnamed $big_corp do.

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Can we still use about:config

and disable every .ml option, right?

DVSA drives up online theory test contract value to £700M with no explanation

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Joke

Re: "How is the practical test system being gamed?"

That's not a nice thing to say about our betters.

OpenClaw is the most fun I've had with a computer in 50 years

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Re: It's not a she.

May Ubuntu rust in peace and leave us alone.

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Re: It's not a she.

sudo make me a sandwitch

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Re: Just say no

As any modern software, the first thing is does is sends all the available data to the mothership then presents the user with a prompt asking if the user wants to opt-out. It's SOP, so why bother asking?

You can jailbreak an F-35 just like an iPhone, says Dutch defense chief

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I thought the F-35 was a single seater.

Microsoft throws spox under the bus after Parliament testimony on ICC email kerfuffle

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Re: ICC confidentiality

I wonder if any of the ICC mails and data was NOT the subject of an interception warrant to Microsoft.

There, much better, don't you think?

Gemini lies to user about health info, says it wanted to make him feel better

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Re: Just LLMs doin' LLM things

The price will stay the same, don't hold your breath. They saw we are willing to pay inflated prices so they won't back down.

Remember: as high as the market can bear plus 10%.

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Re: But this is how it works

Articles are just that, the journalist opinion, even if based on facts. Statements from the companies producing AIs are the only thing you can take to court.

Contain your Windows apps inside Linux Windows

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Re: Put Windows in jail?

Install all available updates ASAP, all the time every time, to try to keep the swiss-cheese string net bag of Windows as secure as it can be

And when every other update crashes the system, don't come and tell me. Blame Microsoft.

Every freaking Windows update should be postponed for at least 30 days until the patch that patches the patched update is declared somewhat working by the enraged users.

Starlink speeds past terrestrial networks – and regulators

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I've bought a Starlink mini for my ham radio POTA and SOTA. Works flawlessly. So go Starlink!

Musk? Fuck him!

GitHub appears to be struggling with measly three nines availability

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If you would be forced to use Office or whatever they call it today, you wouldn't ask for evidence.

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Joke

Re: It's cos it's running on...

Oh well, that explains it.

Taiwan tells Uncle Sam its chip ecosystem ain't going anywhere

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Re: Bargaining chip (no pun)

I'm sorry, but I had the impression USA never fought any wars since WW2. Sure, they invaded some countries, liberated others, policed some regions of the globe and such, but war? No sir!

On the other hand PRC had been at war with ... erm, ...., give me a minute, a know this one..., erm...

/sarcasm

Containers, cloud, blockchain, AI – it's all the same old BS, says veteran Red Hatter

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Re: "Which of your bêtes noires did we miss?"

That's by design. Usually they are more generous, giving you warranty + 3 months.

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

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Re: Power without responsibility

Emily??? Is that you?

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

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Re: Microsoft is speed running towards Orwell

Your home computer? Like your smart(phone,tv,car,gadget), you're just allowed to pay for and use it. It' not yours anymore.

On the other hand there's Linux.

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Re: Who watches the watchers?

Have you seen the endless and idiotic emails and documents circulating around companies?

VS Code for Linux may be secretly hoarding trashed files

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Re: Snap

OK, container. Are you happy now?

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Re: Snap

And take flatpack with it. Or whatever idiocy 'let's create a VM for each and every application' comes next.

Firefox makes AI optional, like it probably should have been all along

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'Enable' - It's ON by default so it's too late for you to turn it off, we've already slurped everything.

'Disabled' - You think it's not enabled but, according to our T&C, it's still slurping the basic info we need to sell.

There's no other option.

Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

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Re: In other words

Unfortunately, there's a thin line between vision and hallucination

So now it's settled. Musk is an AI driven robot. I always thought there's something funny with his looks but now...

Microsoft spends billions on AI, converts just 3.3% of Copilot Chat users

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What quality control?

UK border tech budget swells by £100M as Home Office targets small boat crossings

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Re: Home Office targets small boat crossings

From your link I understand the boats are passed on to their buddies (contractors) to do whatever they want with them. The boats are disposed of by Border Force’s approved contractors and, where appropriate, any suitable materials are recycled.

But, as I'm not a native English speaker, maybe I can't parse that sentence.

How an experienced developer teamed up with Claude to create Elo programming language

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Re: Someone with appropraite skills manages to use 'AI' in useful way !!!

I'm sorry, but for 1984 to happend Idiocracy has to be completed. I'd say 10 years top and we're there.

Tesla Full Self Driving subscription to rise alongside its capabilities

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Oh, I don't know. I think Tesla will get there, eventually. Just at about the same time AI will transform the "I" from "Idiot" to "Intelligence".

eBay updates legalese to ban AI-powered shop-bots

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Re: W I wish eBay would get rid of the option of AI generated descriptions

Eyeball Mark I, the new addition to ublock, does a pretty decent job.

Don't click on the LastPass 'create backup' link - it's a scam

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Rhodia. It's the company that manufactured my trusted paper notepad where I keep all my passwords.

<joke>

And, of course, 3M. If everybody and his dog trusts sticky bits of paper taped to the monitor/under keyboard for their passwords, they must be onto something, right?

</joke>

Microsoft admits Outlook might freeze when saving files to OneDrive

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It depends on whether Copilot is Windows or Unix based. No human would produce such crap code.

Open source's new mission: Rebuild a continent's tech stack

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I was not against ECDL per se. I was just pointing out the fact that it's centered about doing things in a Microsoft only environment and won't even consider there are other type of OSes.

They would better rename it to Microsoft CDL (European) or Business CDL and be done with it.

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First step: forbid using of .doc(x) and .xls(x) and mandate .odt and .ods in all government institutions.

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Are you nuts? Think of the poor companies providing ECDL (European Computer Driving Licence), they'll go bust.

For those of you that didn't have the pleasure of having ECDL forced on you by your employer, the course basically consist of: how to turn a Windows computer on and off, how to create/edit/modify a text document in Microsoft Office Word and a spreadsheet in Microsoft Office Excel. Of course, the exam is done in Google Chrome.

Oh, the joys of FOSS in EU!

UK gambling regulator accuses Meta of lying about its struggle to spot illegal ads

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Re: Duh!

Sorry, my bad. Musk, Zuck, same shit different name.

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Duh!

Ads generate profit for Musk. Why should he care about individuals?

/sarcasm

Price, battery life, performance – that's how you sell PCs

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Re: Killer app?

No, he's right. Copilot killed Notepad.

Coming soon: We interrupt this ChatGPT session with a very special message from our sponsors

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Re: Contrary to my previous conclusion…

Idiocracy is the movie you're looking for.

Probably not the best security in the world: Carlsberg wristbands spill visitor pics

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Mushroom

Re: Might not just be a Carlsberg problem....?

For most companies it's just IDGAF.

Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch

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Re: Suggestions?

Pull the plug?

Trump says Americans shouldn't 'pick up the tab' for AI datacenter grid upgrades

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Re: And

Only during live fire exercises.

Malaysia and Indonesia block X over failure to curb deepfake smut

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Re: Block X

Yes.

QR codes a powerful new phishing weapon in hands of Pyongyang cyberspies

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Joke

Re: Overheard

A QR code is not a link. The same as a PIN is not a password.

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Re: Thank you, Microsoft

The first genius idea was allowing software piracy for Windows and Office. The second one was forcing Windows on every computer sold. Yours comes in third, sorry. :)

Google pushing Gemini into Gmail, but you can turn it off

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or the built-in email client in your operating system..

Like, you know, gmail? THE default email client in every freaking Android phone? Or Chromebook?

UK regulators swarm X after Grok generated nudes from photos

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Re: Why Do People Still Use X - Twitter ???

Because only on twitter you get free nudies, duh!!!

HSBC app takes a dim view of sideloaded Bitwarden installations

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Re: And yet at the same time

That only 'hides' the app from the user. Without root you can't really uninstall any app.