* Posts by herman

2847 publicly visible posts • joined 31 Jul 2007

Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years

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Geez, don't destroy the guy's excuse for buying a new lappie. What if his wife reads your post?

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The double sided tape on the old Macbook batteries were not hard to remove - I just pushed a plastic spudger in there a few times. Apple Macbooks never die - sometimes you just wish they would - to finally have an excuse to buy a new one.

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Re: A rehortical question:

Yes, for a very small value of honest.

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Osborne

Sounds like an Osborne III

Microsoft Azure CTO set Claude on his 1986 Apple II code, says it found vulns

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Remote exploit

Did he find a remote exploit in the 75 baud modem code? Oh, the horror!

Royal Navy races to arm ships against drone threat

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Ukraine is using fragmenting bullets in autocannons mounted in helicopters to shoot at Shaheds. With the Shaheds at 3000 feet and the heli at 5000 feet shooting down at it.

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Re: RFI?

And ships generally have a 9 G shock requirement. When you are floating in the water and fire a torpedo or depth charge, the shock wave comes back to you too...

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Re: You owe me a new keyboard!

Oh, no, the colour will take years to sort out!

NASA’s asteroid defence mission slowed targets by 1.7 inches per hour

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Inches per hour?

In a real human understandable unit of measure that is 0.07 furlong per fortnight.

60 years since humanity first touched the surface of another planet

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Re: Odd

Wow, Venus is a real hottie.

Chardet dispute shows how AI will kill software licensing, argues Bruce Perens

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Re: .....................it's already here, as a service company

Ali was a psychopath. These people are just ordinary inconsiderate assholes.

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Unmodified license change

'Modified code must remain under the LGPL?'

So, first fork it and release it under a new license, then modify it.

Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise

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I am 65 and my 13 inch retina display macbook work just fine thanks.

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Re: Never look a gift-horse in the mouth

You can get a new battery from iFixit for about 80 dollars. It takes a couple hours of careful fiddling to install it. I just fixed up two 2012 Macbooks with new batteries. The second time is much quicker of course.

AWS says drones hit two of its datacenters in UAE, urges users to move resources to different regions

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Re: Bad feeling about this

Donny has a smart weapon in this case - Israel.

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Sand

It is the Yoo Aye Eee - why waste water on fire suppression - use sand.

US struck Iran with copies of its own drones

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Re: So what's the difference between a cruise missile and a "suicide drone"?

The difference is in the background of the news reporter. Legally, a UAV with a range over 300 km is a Class 1 missile.

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Re: Proof this was long planned

The military has plans for everything. They are constantly making and updating plans. That is what the Pentagon does. Having s good plan ready does not mean that war is imminent - it just means that they are prepared.

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Actually the US has lots of those kind of lower cost things in service, including glide bombs that you can toss out the back of a C130 and rocket launched glide bombs. Nuff sed.

UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

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Zzzz

He should not have put the weight on the Z key

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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Money talks - don't sing or walk

Anthropic cut a deal. So much for all the Woke and Liberal BS.

Britain's creaking courts to use Copilot for transcriptions

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Re: End of justice

Lawyers recommend a jury trial when they think their client is guilty.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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I like the cautious version better:

I think, therefore I am, I think.

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Teenage female

Hmm, was he also on Epstein's island?

Desktop tech sent to prison for an education on strange places to put tattoos

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Tattoos in weird places

For irradiation of a tumour, you may get tattooed with alignment marks so that follow up treatments can hit the same spot. That can cause some marks in weird places indeed.

You can jailbreak an F-35 just like an iPhone, says Dutch defense chief

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Aircraft upgrades

There are lots of aircraft upgrade programs going on. If necessary, some parts in the F35 can be replaced with other parts. I won't call it a jailbreak, but for simple folks who never worked on mil schtuff it is perhaps a good analogy. Been there. Done that. Nuf sed.

Google presses play on 30-second Gemini musical slop generator

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Where is my towel

Fortunately I am now deaf in one ear, so I can use that side for elevator music slop.

NASA's fill-'er-up Moon rocket 'confidence' test sees mixed results

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Devil

Coal dust

Maybe instead of hydrogen they should try beautiful clean coal instead

Elon Musk paints exodus of xAI co-founders as 'evolution'

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Moonage daydream

Settling on the Moon is rather more practical and achievable than Mars. That there is NASA funding available is also nice...

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Re: alarm bells

Vogon poetry?

T-Mobile announces its network is now full of AI by rolling out real-time translation

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Re: Hello, hello?

To je také divné, moje vznášadlo je tiež plné úhorov!

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Re: Full of …

In Europe, with its veritable zoo of languages, we use translation apps all the time. It is a tremendous help to business and daily life.

River project swims against the Wayland tide with modular window management

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Reinventing the wheel

Brussels drafts blueprint to spot and swat rogue drones

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Re: Hidden agendas

What they want to do is register all pilots and operators, identify and track every flying thing heavier than 100 grams. There are a lot of flying things weighing more than 100 grams. Hundreds of them go squawking and quacking over my home every day. This is not an easy problem and transponders are not going to help.

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Black Helicopters

RC Planes

So they want ID transponders in anything over 100 gram. It is not gonna fly - literally. My smallest plane weighs 85 gram and my biggest 1.4 kilogram, but making criminals out of RC pilots is just silly.

Trump to hyperscalers: your datacenters, your power bill

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Re: Who is actually building power stations in the US ?

First you got to build the data centres, then you got to maintain and upgrade them - a continuous effort and expense. The power and cooling is part of the problem and there are various ways to do it: Cooling can be dry and power can be independent. However, if they cannot monetize these AI monsters then they will go out not with a pop, but with a whimper.

New hire fixed a problem so fast, their boss left to become a yoga instructor

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CRT glass was indeed lead crystal - necessary since the user was staring directly into an X-ray gun.

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Re: "I did a spot of Artexing"

It is easy but messy to remove popcorn with a steamer and a large palette knife. Put a plastic drop sheet on the floor. Soften it and scrape it off. Roll op the drop sheet and chuck it away. If you were careful then you can directly repaint the ceiling with a modern textured paint using a sponge roller and it will all look much better.

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

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Re: Hilarious!

Some faults and crashes are actually due to cosmic rays. Bit flips happen far more often than people think.

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Re: Hilarious!

The stage curtains could have ended up draped a little bit more closed, which can have a big effect on the echoing.

Containers, cloud, blockchain, AI – it's all the same old BS, says veteran Red Hatter

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Pleading the fifth

Fifth Generation Languages, Rose, Rhapsody, Claud... all of which generates unmaintainable code.

Openreach turns up the heat to force laggards off legacy copper lines

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Re: ransom fees and copper cables

The gypsies and homeless will recycle the in ground and on pole wires

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Re: It worries me that *everything* is being forced to depend on the …

A Ham license is not difficult these days.

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Re: It worries me that *everything* is being forced to depend on the …

Most people think the only way to remove permanent marker from a whiteboard is with a steel brush...

Let there be light! DARPA seeking physics-defying photonic computers to supercharge AI

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Re: Reality check?

Not exactly. An RPi is IO restricted.

Study confirms experience beats youthful enthusiasm

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Re: No s**t

Older employees have more wisdom. Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from a lack of wisdom.

Microsoft engineer speedruns Raspberry Pi magic smoke in five minutes

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Re: He posted this?

Pin 1 should always have a square pad if the other pads are rounded.

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Re: He posted this?

Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from a lack of wisdom.

Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

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Re: "May I suggest a wild party on a little Island in the Caribbean?"

My take on the Epstein saga is that he organized parties to blackmail important people, to give him inside information for his financial dealings.

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Re: In other words

A million needles - much like a Neuralink implant