* Posts by Strahd Ivarius

2214 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Aug 2015

Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction

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Re: Zebra

No cattle prod?

AIs are happy to launch nukes in simulated combat scenarios

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regexes?

here lies the crux of the issue, then...

If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?

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for specific meanings of "unlimited", of course...

Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead

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Re: Ah, the old "rm -rf *" command

if you had ever used it, you wouldn't have been in a position to remember anything...

Containers, cloud, blockchain, AI – it's all the same old BS, says veteran Red Hatter

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Re: betes noires

the one depending on lubes?

Google soaks up 1GW of Texas sunshine to power $185B AI spending spree

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Re: COMMUNISM!

Can we burn them at the stake soaked in Venezuelan oil?

Azure power hiccup gives Windows admins a rare break from updates

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Re: Misleading title

You are pushing everything by SCCM and fully blocking the Store?

Even the updates to built-in applications like Notepad AI?

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Re: Unexpected power outage

The person in charge of power outages didn't go the full process to have it approved by 4 levels of executives as defined in Itil v9, hence the "unexpected"...

SpaceX wants to fill Earth orbit with a million datacenter satellites

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Re: I see the problem.

Can a Kessler event be classified as schumpetarian?

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Re: Flying junk

And lot of entries for "Who, me" or "On call"

Satya Nadella decides Microsoft needs an engineering quality czar

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Re: NoWay

Yes, the human standard was only 1 new problem after the previous one was fixed.

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Re: Hai A1 quailaitai.

This is why vibe coding is the best, it is without peer.

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Re: OR

It is more like a "back to root", where if you want to do anything, you need to use the command-line and scripts (so, PowerShell)...

Not that I'd complain much, I started using computers 47 years ago, so I am feeling younger by the day.

Now, I just have to get rid of the graphical interface, and I'll be happy at work.

(at home I have already Linux, Windowz, macOS, Android, iPhone/iPad OS, and I forget a few others)

US TikTok service restored after cloud 'that doesn't go down' went down

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Re: Where in the world?

They should have called it "Winter Storm of America", of course!

Sword of Damocles hangs over UK military’s Ajax as minister says back it or scrap it

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Re: Send it to Ukraine

The secret technology is the British Tea Kettle (tm), vastly superior to the Russian or Ukrainian samovar

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Re: Send it to Ukraine

If Xi keeps firing his top generals, it will end like the first Winter war...

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Re: Putting lipstick on a pig

Remove the built-in tea kettle? Never!

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Does the "no modification to Japanese design" forbids to translate signage from Japanese to Australian ?

'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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Re: Sounds awful

This is a bug that will be solved in the next release.

Surrender as a service: Microsoft unlocks BitLocker for feds

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Re: An extension of the state

And then you have Trump, and big tech companies pay him instead of being paid...

Microsoft veteran explains the one weird trick that made Windows 95 restart faster

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Keyboard not detected, press F1 to continue

Microsoft admits Outlook might freeze when saving files to OneDrive

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If the issue is limited to Win11 23H2...

... then it is not an issue, since it is out of support.

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Avoid all 2nd Tuesday of a month!

And the following Wednesday too!

UK gambling regulator accuses Meta of lying about its struggle to spot illegal ads

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The only proper method to deal with it...

... is to indeed make a bot for searching illegal ads promoted through Meta's systems, and then reporting them through the simple method of fining Meta $1B per ad found, running the search every hour.

Any lawyer objection will be met by sending some SAS to nail the objector to the wall of its office.

Microsoft Intune changes to start biting unprepared admins

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Re: It has some serious issues.

This means there is a shadow network, most likely on WhatsApp (Signal if you are lucky) that is completely unmanaged, if they rely on BYOD.

Like the one at the US Department of Defense, sorry War, using Signal?

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Re: Intune

That would explain then the issues encountered when deploying non-MS Store application on iOS and Android...

Bank of England's Oracle cloud migration bill triples as project grinds on

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Re: Which is worse?

All the surplus money will soon be sent to Donny's coffer...

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere

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CSV file format?

Which one?

The one always using a comma or the MS one that will decide the separator based on your linguistic settings?

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Re: Engineered to last

Is he related to Johnny?

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Re: vi/emacs

Just to check, what is the exact version you are using?

We need to remove unorthodoxy before it spreads further!

Europe's cloud challenge: Building an Airbus for the digital age

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Re: US has just denied visa to Breton because his stance on US "big tech"

They are not short-sighted, their horizon is the next quarterly financial report...

DVSA's clapped-out booking system gets bot slapped as new boss rides in

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Re: Why not

The correct solution is to require a national identity card to make a booking!

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Re: It's been a disgrace for years

Are you saying that in order make a booking to pass the exam to get your driving licence you need to register using your driving licence??????

AI-authored code contains worse bugs than software crafted by humans

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Re: Accountants

They don’t take 7.5 million years though.

Indeed, it took about 14 billion years to get an AI that could answer the question.

Uncle Sam sues ex-Accenture manager over Army cloud security claims

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Because of the CLOUD Act, any system hosted at an US company is inherently not secure.

I wonder who in the US govt forgot that?

Microsoft promises more bug payouts, with or without a bounty program

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Re: I claim!

I claim one for Copilot, it will generate even more ways to hack MS systems!

Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

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They don't want to stop you entering the country, they want to jail you and then deport you, to be able to say they are protecting the USA from nefarious strangers.

And be careful with the list of emails you provide: if any is missing, it will be definitive proof of your evil intents...

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Re: When they (think they) know enough to be helpful

Based on a recent test, when an elephant puts a foot down on the new version, it shuts down, so I don't think putting the button on the underside really works.

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Re: Nifty-Looking Desktop Computer Cases

You had computers with CD-ROM?

We only had ones with cup holders...

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Re: "I found that a strange concept of 'nothing,'"

My wife, having worked in IT before becoming a cheese expert, and having the good grace of listening to me when I speak about the dumb issues I see at work, knows exactly what to do in most instances.

However, she still has to call me to help her.

And almost every time I just perform the exact steps she just did, and did again to show me it was not working.

And then, of course, it works fine.

As I say usually:

My dear, the only difference when we perform these steps is that me, being an IT professional, knows exactly what I do and why I do it.

(and then I run away fast)

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Re: Should be interesting in the brave new world…

Better:

if you wonder where the button is, give back this device to the support and get an etch & sketch pad instead...

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Re: Reminds me of the time ...

I remember a linguist at my company who used the mouse that way, 25 years ago...

Could it be the same one?

Microsoft 365 boosts prices in 2026 … to pay for more AI and security

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Re: Different planet

The next step in AI transformation:

You: How can I remove Copilot from my system

Copilot: You can't without moving to Linux

You: Can you do it for me

Copilot: Sure, let me start downloading it

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Is a CVE a feature now?

Micron ditches consumer memory brand Crucial to chase AI riches

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To summarize

All memory and ssd will go to AI datacenters, leaving nothing for end-users devices.

So, soon, nobody will have a working personal device able to use the new AI instances.

Won't it end with a crash of the AI bubble? and perhaps faster than expected?

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Nice move, raiding an office for memory and then selling it back for a big profit.

UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B

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There is no "smart" phone with a removable battery available anywhere anymore...

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Re: No it wouldn't

"was"...

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Re: Our is different...

He'll only have to ask his pal at the White House to already get hold of it, since it will be likely stored on a US cloud...

Windows keeps obsolete strings forever to avoid breaking translations

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Re: Windows is sh••

When home users got the Minitel in France in 1983-84, some models had an "abcde" keyboard.

Nobody complained then, since they were typing with one digit anyway, unless they were secretaries accustomed to the standard "azerty" layout.

The next iterations all used the "standard" layout.

With the latest versions of Win11, MS introduced the new AFNOR-designed layout as the "standard", relegating the current layout to "legacy" status.

So anyone not paying attention will have a surprise entering passwords the first time...

Of course, nobody is selling that new standard keyboard as far as I can say, and the manufacturers I am in contact with are not aware of its existence.

(and I didn't find any either on the Microsoft store)