* Posts by anonymous boring coward

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While Microsoft griped about NSA exploit stockpiles, it stockpiled patches: Friday's WinXP fix was built in February

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Re: Plenty of blame to go around

" in your car analogy, there was a "recall". But lots of customers flatly refused to bring their old cars in for repair or replacement"

First time ever a critical flaw has been repaired by giving customers completely new cars, that are incompatible with their old ones (i.e. replace flat-bed truck with a Mini), and which they also had to pay for. Nice fixing.

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Re: Fixed your car analogy

"On the MS side, I wonder how many Win10 they will now sell?"

What? Someone has actually bought it? With real money?

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Re: Plenty of blame to go around

"This is a serious question - would Linux be a better OS in this situation ?"

Where is the incentive to hold back security fixes from Linux users?

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Re: Plenty of blame to go around

"Not sure that analogy is strictly correct. If the brake fault could only be activated by malicious intervention then not many car companies would be rushing forward to correct it especially on vehicles that are 17 years old and well out of warranty."

If it's an internet connected car (just wait 15 years), and it turn's out sending an email to the car can disable the brakes, I'm pretty sure they would quickly hand out patches for free.

They wouldn't sit on the patches, wait for a few deaths, and hope that customers come flocking to buy the fix. (Well, unless it's an american car company, that is.)

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Re: Fixed your car analogy

That's because there are real costs involved. If it's wear and tear it's obviously a maintenance issue. If it is a massive design fault that will make all cars dangerous to drive, then it's an all new ball game.

In the MS case we don't know if NSA has told MS it mustn't release certain patches to the non-supported OSs. This is a strong possibility.

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Re: >> Car analogy...

1957?

Perhaps make your analogies more realistic?

Perhaps a 2002 Merc bus that is used every day to transport millions of people, or some similar analogy?

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Re: Plenty of blame to go around

The main issue is extorting the customer by hiking the price to silly levels year-by-year. Stupid.

Drugs, vodka, Volvo: The Scandinavian answer to Britain's future new border

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Re: "Neither is the Single Market an invention of the EU"

"It is ambitious to create a protectionist border against the outside world while dumping internal surpluses at below market rates on north africa, driving local farmers and fishermen out of business and creating a huge immigration issue."

Of course! Brexit is in response to the unfair treatment of third world countries! Why didn't I realise that?

rUK will now save said third world. Boris at the front of the effort, naturally.

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Re: What a hassle

The sector has already started adjusting, and will keep doing so. Like everything else in old Blighty things will shrink down to fit the self inflicted reduced market share. Have you purposefully avoided reading the news?

And, oh yes, the situation with NY is this: Before London had the advantage of being in the EU. Now London doesn't have that advantage over NY. Get it?

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Re: What a hassle

It's simple logic. Do you think the financial sector is going to stay in the UK twiddling their thumbs with no customers?

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Re: What a hassle

"The EU had some fantasy dream that they would steal our financial sector in some glorious achievement."

Brexiters have some fantasy dream that they are going to imprison the financial sector within the rUK borders. Yeah, that's really gonna happen.

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Re: Train crash Brexit

Yes, if only.

74 countries hit by NSA-powered WannaCrypt ransomware backdoor: Emergency fixes emitted by Microsoft for WinXP+

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Re: @sad_loser

More to the point: How did weapons-grade vulns known only by NSA get leaked just like that? That's serious.

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Re: Risk Management

"Using an OS written sixteen years ago and STILL refusing to upgrade it"

Presumably it's running on some hardware that can't handle later OSs, and has some software that only runs under XP (typically drivers). Why MS can't support it at a reasonable cost is beyond me. One could easily build a large team around supporting XP for the amount of money available, but MS takes the extortionate XP support money and obviously spends it elsewhere. Greed and stupidity in the long run (MS's fading reputation).

FBI boss James Comey was probing Trump's team for Russia links. You're fired, says Donald

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Re: Comey being fired doesn't change things

"The investigation is still going on. The agents handling the investigation were not fired. Nothing to see here but fake outrage."

Trump is trying to signal to EVERYONE that they can be seriously affected if they find the wrong things about him. There is lots to see here. Just your average dictator. I bet he looks with envy on how Erdogan has set up his little dictatorship. (As does May, the Strong and Stable leader.)

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Re: Meh

Another useful idiot for any dictatorship.

Take a sneak peek at Google's Android replacement, Fuchsia

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F*cks you?

Not doubting it.

Android O-mg. Google won't kill screen hijack nasties on Android 6, 7 until the summer

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Re: I'm an Android user

If you failed to inform the user that a subsequent permission dialog will be popping up, related to your app, then it's your own fault for making poor design choices. The user is quite right in being suspicious and saying no to almost everything.

Facebook decides fake news isn't crazy after all. It's now a real problem

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Simplest and most effective solution is to not use the crap that is FB.

Don't install our buggy Windows 10 Creators Update, begs Microsoft

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Re: and even when it's delivered automagically it can still f#ck you up...

It's just like with cars: The less people understand of what's going on, the easier it is to whip them into sheeplike submission (sheep may actually be less submissive than average humans).

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Sadly you have to upgrade to the C64 to get the latest updates.

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Problem is, the normal update may well f*ck you as well.

For example, my USB microscope just won't work any more with Windows 10. Perhaps if I find some other camera app, that isn't malware, I might get it to work again, but I wouldn't bet on it.

That's what one gets when MS decides that user's must eat whatever sh*t they feed you.

Foresaw it from day one, and it happened, as certain as taxes and death.

Intel redesigns flawed Atom CPUs to stave off premature chip death

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Re: So what exactly have they done inside and what will be the consequences?

I read it more as being the case of "we'd like new chips please", unless you were using the LPC pins as GPIO in which case you would need to do a redesign given you'll be needing additional logic for the functionaliity you needed the GPIO for.

It's quite odd that they couldn't even fix the bug so that the processor works as originally designed.

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Re: BZZZT! "Reached Out"

So humanitarian!

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Re: Stepping != redesign

Apparently they had to remove some features. That's a re-design.

We're 'heartbroken' we got caught selling your email records to Uber, says Unroll.me boss

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Re: Even Google Aren't That Bad

Rather than trying to do new products which have always failed, this time they're doing it by messing with their cash cow. It could end up as their most expensive failure yet if the public decides they are sick of all the tracking and data collection!

Let's hope so!

SPY-tunes scandal: Bloke sues Bose after headphones app squeals on his playlist

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Re: Your belief is wrong;

"Under Android 6 Bluetooth Low Energy scanning requires location services. "

Android keeps demanding location services for all sorts of obscure reasons.

Google is creepy as f**k.

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"I bought a cheap (£15) webcam that turned out not to be a webcam as such. It only works with a special Android app. The app asks for the following permissions:"

Did you allow it access immediately without a second thought?

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$5m? Sounds reasonable.

I'm off to get some Bose headphones.

'Nobody's got to use the internet,' argues idiot congressman in row over ISP privacy rules

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Re: That's not an option.

"The ones in power don't need no stinkin' internet. Which makes me wonder where they get their porn?"

They can afford to pay for the almost real thing.

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Just yet another thicko Republican.

Oh snap! UK Prime Minister Theresa May calls June election

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Theresa has made a mockery of the system.

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Re: May's speech

"Oh no, Nicola Sturgeon; we're far too busy with Brexit to have another independence referendum. Lets have a general election instead!"

This is an important part of they ploy. Now a Scottish referendum will be even more extra work for the Scottish remexiter to moan about.

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Just a cynical ploy to get the election in before the full effects and reality of Brexit has hit home for the sluggish Brexit voters.

Microsoft raises pistol, pulls the trigger on Windows 7, 8 updates for new Intel, AMD chips

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Since the OS couldn't care less what exact silicone it's running on, this is obviously just another A-hole tactic by MS. I'm getting so tired of these sh*theads.

Creators Update gives Windows 10 a bit of an Edge, but some old annoyances remain

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Report from WIndows 10-land

My private laptop, which came with Windows 10, now claims, in Settings->Privacy, at the top of the page, in red:

Some settings are managed by your organisation.

What organisation would that be? And what settings?

W10 has been preparing to install the Creator's update. I had to turn off some spying, and for Windows to NOT spy on my browsing it seems I have to allow cookies and history, as MS says:

To opt out of personalised ads in this browser, your browser history must allow first-party and third-party cookies and you must have your browsing experience set to NOT delete browsing history on exit.

This seems bizarre.

W10 is still preparing, so we'll see how bizarre things end up being.

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Re: Ads

I'm looking at files on my local machine and it's showing me ads?

And given how often Explorer just hangs waiting for something random that you aren't even remotely interested in, what are the odds that this won't make Explorer even more intolerable?

If anything ever needed a complete rewrite from scratch it would be File Explorer. It it still part of the entire desktop GUI, BTW?

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"Compact Overlay"

What a great, great invention!

Had it in 1993 in Linux... (fvwm or some such window manager. Those were the days!)

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Annoyed by ads in File Explorer?

Hang on! Ads in Explorer?

Some people get that? (Makes my hair stand on end in horror..)

Put down your coffee and admire the sheer amount of data Windows 10 Creators Update will slurp from your PC

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Re: It's a pathetic USO of 10Mbps.

"They are now teaching kilo/mega/gigabytes as being 1000 and kebi/mebi/gibi/bytes as being 1024 (course and exam material not some random teacher)"

WTF??

k = 1000 anything (k is always lower case)

M = 1 000 000 anything

G = 1 000 000 000 anything

kB = 1024 Bytes ("B" is Bytes, "b" is bits => each Byte has 8 bits)

MB = 1024 x 1024 Bytes

GB = 1024 x 1024 x 1024 Bytes

Can't be much simpler than that. Please forward to the mentioned school.

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Re: oh horse sh*t

"Really? How else can you get good video performance (especially memory-intensive 3D performance) without getting close to the metal?"

How close do you need to be?

A decent CPU does something in the order of 24 000 000 000 operations every second.

Memory intensive stuff is offloaded to some kind of DMA thing, using a few operations.

I'd say CPU resources being used up by background sh*t is a far bigger problem than "how close to the metal" something is.

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I always have left all this turned on, as I have no care if my documents are used to fix something. Or if my personal habits are used to improve products...

What would bother me was if my data was used to build personal profiles and then sold to advertisers. Hence I try not to use anything made by Google...

Hilarious!

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Re: BongoJoe

"I presume you are talking about DX12. DX12 is an improvement over DX11, I agree, but it's not a requirement."

It's hard to think of any group with more OCD than hardcore gamers. They will HAVE to have DX12. They can't possibly watch their life waste away whilst stuck on DX11, and all their "friends" have moved on.

Microsoft ups Surface slab prices for Brits. Darn weak pound, eh?

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Why can't Apple grab the opportunity now and elbow in on the corporate market for real?

Some kind of normal file system access where the user knows where things are and can copy them without using the cloud would be a great start.

A simpler way to deploy your own apps would be a good continuation.

I think this would go a long way towards sinking MS.

Cheap, flimsy, breakable and replaceable – yup, Ikea, you'll be right at home in the IoT world

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Trådfri means "wireless" in Swedish.

It is an alternative direct translation that no-one has ever used before...

"Trådlös" is the correct term.

'Clearance sale' shows Apple's iPad is over. It's done

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Re: Computers in education

"Some studies I have seen reported on show no improvement in core skills between kids that are given a computing device (tablet or laptop) and those that are taught in a more traditional manner."

Obviously they weren't measuring all the core skills then, since being able to use computers is now a core skill.

I need an ISP that offers IPv6. Virgin Media: Whatevs, nerd

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Re: Non Story

""The Register" you are about to ruin things with your lack of streets."

The Reg is a town or city, or something like that?

I'm confused.

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Re: need

Whops..

'Windows 10 destroyed our data!' Microsoft hauled into US court

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Re: Probably do have permission...

MS's fantasies about all the rights it has are overruled by actual consumer laws.

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"Now, we go about suing people for our inability to follow instructions or take responsibility."

That's not why. It's about MS doing reasonable things, and not actively trying to force things upon us, regardless of the consequences.