"Being an adult is lame". I'm 50, reading El Reg, drinking a G&T at 10AM, and wearing fluffy bunny slippers. Chin up old chap!
Posts by DarkwavePunk
163 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Jun 2014
Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas
Telco security is a dumpster fire and everyone's getting burned
UK sleep experts say it's time to kill daylight saving for good
Perplexity AI decries News Corp's 'simply false' data scraping claims
Biz Daemon is too cool to respond to fans of his big screen work
As Arm rivals cook up custom silicon, Mediatek sticks to tried-and-true Cortex recipe
Stratolaunch takes ready-to-fly hypersonic craft skyward, but still no launch
IT phone home: How to run up a $20K bill in two days and get away with it by blaming Cisco
Re: Microsoft "Active Desktop"
Argh! I worked for a small ISP back when that horrible web push content became all the rage. Given the Internet industry pricing for peering in Australia at the time the bills went wild for a bit. We pinned down the problem and stomped on it fairly quickly. Ashen-faced bean-counters was mildly amusing though.
Management of UK govt's £158b property estate held back by failed IT project
Why would a keyboard pack a GPU and run Unreal Engine? To show animations beneath the clear keys, natch
The crime against humanity that is the modern OS desktop, and how to kill it
Teeth marks yield clue to widespread internet outage in Canada
Re: Not really novel
Too true. I remember back in the early/mid-nineties a shark taking out pretty much the only direct (commercial) Internet cable to the US from Australia. Routing had to be done through SE Asia in a very convoluted manner. Watching BGP go batshit was mildly amusing at the ISP I worked for at the time.
Perl Steering Council lays out a backwards compatible future for Perl 7
Perl
Used Perl4 as an awk/sed substitute for silly nested/piped shell scripts. Worked okay and still looked horrible. Perl5 still fits that role as well. If version 7 doesn't break the horrible 1-line data munge crap - go for it. Stick with sed/awk/shell, if only to piss off the Ops team. </sysadmin>
Snowflake stock drops as some top customers cut usage
The Return of Gopher: Pre-web hypertext service is still around
Even when the Web existed...
Back in the day when I first used the Internet at university I had the chance to use the early WWW. It was a rubbish experience (especially with the network connections in Australia then). I went back to Gopher, Archie, Veronica. When the web took off I still tended to use Lynx which is sadly no longer really possible for most sites these days. Glad to see there's various projects kicking back against bloat and prioritising information again - as it should be.
FreeBSD 13.1 is out for everything from PowerPC to x86-64
Re: "standard pc?"
I have no idea what that <Ctrl>-<Left Cursor> etc thing means either. In most KSH derivatives beginning of line and end of line are <ctrl>-a or <ctrl>-e, or word at a time forward/backward <esc>-f or <esc-b>.
*edit (before I've even posted* - looks like the latter. Never knew. Then again I'm the type that uses <ctrl>-p instinctively instead of the up arrow.
Open-source leaders' reputations as jerks is undeserved
Slimy Arse Sausages.
As I age it seems I spend more time answering questions than doing stuff in the IT sphere. I swear like a fucking trooper but not at people directly. Vent my anger over some fucking shitty wankstain system that some poor sod has to support not them. If something is an utter cockbadger pile of fartmunch swine shlongs I can say it and they can get a bit of confidence about their (muted) thoughts. Old and cocking foulmouthed rants can elevate the youth into a proper state of nihilistic ennui.
NASA taps commercial partners for near-Earth communications network
Elon Musk's latest launch: An unsolicited Twitter takeover
Re: "free speech"
I'd generally be careful there. "You're a right fucking knob and talking steaming piles of bollocks you utter pillock" seems like a perfectly reasonable response to many things. I understand where you're coming from. I'm not targeting you personally in this response. If only "Social Media" was as civilised as USENET was... (AFK Mind Bleach).
Bank had no firewall license, intrusion or phishing protection – guess the rest
Re: no VLANs ????
You'd be surprised. Early 2000s I had a short contract job at a financial institution that had 700+ NT4 desktops on a flat network alongside the servers. With stacked hubs no less. After pointing this out as a "bad idea" many times I was basically told "We know, shut up!". Not exactly sure what they wanted me to do and why I was hired.
Any fool can write a language: It takes compilers to save the world
If you fire someone, don't let them hang around a month to finish code
The time you solved that months-long problem in 3 seconds
Windows 11 growth at a standstill amid stringent hardware requirements
Sodding bogshite.
I managed to get windows 10 to install on an ancient ExoPC demo unit I got from some Intel conference nearly a decade ago. It was meant to run Meego as the OS which dates it somewhat. Sounds like a Harrier Jump Jet taking off, and could probably be used as a very loud impromptu version of Air Hockey. It did fucking work though. Now my old-ish i7 laptop with 16G of RAM with a discrete graphics card can't even run Win 11. Not that I particularly want to anyway.
Apple's Mac Studio exposed: A spare storage slot and built-in RAM
Bloody hell...
Given the price of the top end Studio Ultra I doubt we'll see "upgradable, and reasonably priced Mac Pro.". The Studio is weird. Being completely locked in (okay the SSD might be upgradable with a software tweak) to the configuration you bought seems stupid. Soldered RAM on a chassis that big is outright retarded. They get points for useful ports though I guess. It's a shame as I really like the Ultra CPU architecture on paper for thread heavy tasks. Oh well.
AMD unveils first CPU with 3D V-Cache tech, cheaper Ryzens
Congress earmarks cash for fusion energy development
Odd.
Given the benefits to humanity (if nuclear fusion actually fucking works as a viable energy source) I'm surprised at how little money is - in relative terms - assigned to it. Obviously it's not a problem you can just solve by spaffing cash at. It's nice to see so many different design concepts. I don't see that as a bad thing as nobody has got it right yet, but it does rather dilute the funding. Public/private is a good idea, although as with anything it can stray into the "pork" territory...
Brave takes the spring out of creepy bounce tracking
Saving a loved one from a document disaster
The joy...
Being in a pub and getting a panicked technical support call as their team had run out of ideas. Trying to visualise the screen they're on and the system involved from memory whilst slightly sloshed (I wasn't technically on call, honest). Too many times to count. As an aside - why do all these calls seem to start with "Sorry to bother you, but..."?
Microsoft veteran demystifies Abort, Retry, Fail? DOS error
Real-time software? How about real-time patching?
Re: Site Acceptance Test
I agree entirely. Business park outside of Amsterdam, business park somewhere in Copenhagen, where the fuck is Luxembourg?, that sort of thing. Rack up the bar tab and get them to invoice it as "dining", watch the "interesting" things on European TV, and hope you're still drunk for the journey home.
KDE Community releases Plasma 5.24: It's eccentric, just like many old-timers
I'm still not that sure
I kinda like some of the ideas. Feel like adding even more stuff to the "Exposé" style thing dilutes it actually. Having had to deal with OL(V)WM and CDE in the past and various other shitshows of so-called Desktop Environments they still fall flat. Obviously not the target audience for such things as FVWM would probably still be fine for my needs. Guess it comes down to choice which is nice. Remember - set your virtual desktops in a 3x3 grid, bind a function key and cursor keys to move between them, make sure the background is different on each VD. Or don't.
Hello Slackware, our old friend: Veteran Linux distribution releases version 15.0 at last
No Sendmail?!
You and your fancy modern Postfix! Back in my day we wrote sendmail.cf files by hand and sent email crafted in telnet sessions. If anyone complained we'd beat them around the head with the complete Sendmail reference manual. I can't even see a way to download Slackware via Kermit - what is wrong with the world?!
To err is human. To really tmux things up requires an engineer
Taekwindow: Time to make your middle mouse button earn its keep
3 buttons?!
Back before dinosaurs learnt to fly I was using Sun (maybe SGI) workstations with a 4 button mouse. Proper mouse - balls and all. I must admit getting used to 2 copy buffers in *nix style takes a while, but now I constantly bugger up cut'n'paste when I need to use Windows. Can't win.
Bouncing cheques or a bouncy landing? All in a day's work for the expert pilot
EthereumMax, a Kardashian and Floyd Mayweather Jr sued over alleged 'pump and dump' cryptocurrency scam
What came first? The chicken, the egg, or the bodge to make everything work?
Telcos and Bodge.
One of my mentors at a Telco in Oz used to write CGI scripts in shell and C. I expanded on this to use sed and awk (mainly because I knew it, but also because Perl 4 was utter shite). It stuck with me as an ethos. I'm so sorry to every company I've worked for in the last 25 years. Sort of. Maybe. Lot's of love - The Eternal Bodge.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a coding puzzle and it's a doozy
I hate these things...
1) I never completely understand the question (I'm a moron). 2) Even if I do vaguely glean the problem I'll try and solve it with some mutant hybrid of bash/sed/awk/bc (I'm a moron). Once tried that Project Euler thing. Got a little way through it mostly because there's a Unix util called "primes". Attempted to use Python but that added more misery and woe. They all seem to descend into "Your late uncle's half brother's sister married a fridge stolen from your great aunt. How many magnets do you need?". Have I mentioned I'm a moron?
ESA's Solar Orbiter will swing past Earth this week – sure hope nobody created a big cloud of space junk up there
Re: "I prefer not to think about it too much."
Yeah, at some point you've just got to throw your hands in the the air and go "Sod it. Done as much as we can.". Still, must be nice for the boffins to have almost real time comms with the kit briefly. May Eris, Goddess of Chaos smile upon the journey.
Genetically modified E coli bacteria produce ink for 3D printing programmable objects
Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should: Install Linux on NTFS – on the same partition as Windows
A tiny typo in an automated email to thousands of customers turns out to be a big problem for legal
New study demonstrates iodine as satellite propellant... in space
A tiny island nation has put the rights to .tv up for grabs – but what’s this? Problematic contract clauses? Again?
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it an Electron rocket descending to the ocean?
Re: Helicopter catching
I'd guess that there are good helicopter pilots and dead ones with a small overlap on the Venn diagram. I heard a tale from someone who saw a pilot put a teabag in in a mug from a helicopter in the highlands of Papua New Guinea. Probably just bollocks, but a nice story.
Remember that the Electron is rather small, will have lost all its fuel and be descending via parachute. Still don't think I'd want to be on that particular ride when they actually try it.