* Posts by IanTP

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NASA loses contact with MAVEN Mars orbiter

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Mushroom

Have The Martians disabled it in readiness for an attack?

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" he said... IYKYK :)

Icon obvs.

Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver

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Coat

Happy Days

Remembering my first PC after my Amiga, it was a 486 SX/33 which I upgraded to a 486 DX4/100, the modem was a 28.8 baud and my first ISP was Compuserve from a magazine CD, the PC came installed with WFW 3.11, a friend had a copy of Win 95 on floppy which was quickly installed.

Happy days indeed.

Mines the one with the Win 95 floppies in the pocket -->

Amazon spills plan to nuke Washington...with X-Energy mini-reactors

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Mushroom

Windscale 10th October 1957

approx 22 years then

Three Mile Island 28th March 1979

approx 7 years then

Chernobyl 26th April 1986

approx ?

?

Icon because obvs :)

Client defended engineer after oil baron-turned tech support entrepreneur lied about dodgy dealings

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Pint

Not slick at all...

Friday, so -->

ISS is still leaking air after latest repair efforts fail

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Jasper Carrot sketch, remember it well :)

BOFH: The Boss meets the unbearable weight of innovation

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A very enjoyable read, many thanks.

Mines the one with the bottle of coke in the pocket.

AROS turns any PC into an Amiga with USB-bootable distro

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Memories

I had an Amiga 500+ with an extra floppy drive which made life much easier, apart from game playing I also created documents. flyers and rotas for work, I had a HP inkjet printer connected, happy days, wish I still had it.

It's Friday, have one on me -->

AI-driven 20-ft robots coming for construction workers' jobs

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Terminator

20 foot robots with nail guns, I'm sure it will be fine, what could go wrong...

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Re: Who remembers 2000AD robot revolution

Call-Me-Kenneth IIRC

Microsoft tells abandoned Publisher fans to just use Word and hope for the best

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Re: Just use Serif Publisher

Thumbs up for the Serif mention, I think I started with version 3, I dread to think how many years ago that was, mid 90s?

But I switched to MS Pub as I found it easier to use, looks like I'll be heading back to Serif :)

Mines the one with a copy of Pageplus in the pocket.

Telcos scolded for unwanted erection of utility poles in race to wire up Britain

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FAIL

Around Here

My estate was built in the late 1960's \ early 70's and was quite unusual to me that there were no telephone poles, now the estate is covered in them, why couldn't openreach use the original ducting that they probably put in originally I wonder?

Icon because

Apple crushes creativity and its reputation in new iPad ad

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Correction

The corrections link has vanished, so

Paragraph 7, line 1 Huge Grant should read Hugh Grant, does no one proof read anymore?

Beer because its Friday

Microsoft Publisher books its retirement party for 2026

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Serif PagePlus...

Anyone remember that, I started off with version 3 I believe, but had a go with Microsoft Publisher and fell in love, still use it occasionally today in Office 2010.

Atos talks to banks over refinancing after rights issue falls through

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Oh Dear, How Sad

What A Pity,

Never Mind.

Persecutor of disabled people in the UK and probably elsewhere too.

Mines the one with the work capability assessment in the pocket.

Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough

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'Apple iCloud, Apple Music, and Apple Fitness appear to have been spared from the latest round of price increases, for now at least.'

iCloud increased in price a few months ago, my 2TB plan went from £6.99 to £8.99 an increase of around 25%

Beer because its Friday eve :)

ESA's Jupiter-bound Juice spacecraft has a sticky problem with its radar

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Who Me?

probably more like a Who Me? :)

Don't worry, that system's not actually active – oh, wait …

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Flame

Do Not Change The Settings

Staying in Croyde, Devon one year and the toaster had the following above it:

Please do not change the settings on the toaster as this will set the fire alarm off.

Still makes me chuckle.

Wow, so they actually let AI fly an F-16 fighter jet

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Pint

Re: Nominative Determinism in action

HAL was confused, he was told to lie which humans find easy to do, HAL didn't know how.

Have a beer though.

How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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Re: Not wounded pride.

Upvote for the Daria reference, have a Monday beer!

Mines the one with a copy of Sick, Sad World in the pocket -->

We should give Taiwan $4.5b to protect chip fabs from China, say US senators

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Mushroom

How many trillions in debt is the US, waiting for it to be called in.

Friday tomorrow and we all know what that means. Be well

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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Pint

Kudos for the link

I have my Dabbsy back

Have one or two of these on me --->

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Re: Axing the BOFH…

Don't forget the carpet and bags of lime...

Declassified and released: More secret files on US govt's emergency doomsday powers

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Mushroom

If we don't end war, war will end us - H.G. Wells

Said the in the 1936 film, Things to Come.

Icon - obvs

Happy birthday Windows 3.1, aka 'the one that Visual Basic kept crashing on'

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My First PC

It was from Radio Rentals (who remembers them) it was a 486 sx33 and came with Windows 3.11 for workgroups, my first upgrade was to a 486 DX4/100 and a friend who had a Win 95 CD, I still miss them both.

Mines the one with a box of floppys in the pocket :)

This is how demon.co.uk ends, not with a bang but a blunder: Randomer swipes decommissioning domain

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Pint

Who Me?

I sense a story here in a couple of years. hey it's also Friday :)

Apple takes another swing at Epic, says Unreal Engine could be a 'trojan horse' threatening security

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Pint

Someone had a sense of humour failure, here's a thumbs up and a pint.

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Dell: 60% of our people won't be going back into an office regularly after COVID-19

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House Insurance

So working from home, how would this affect your house insurance, would you need to have extra cover because you are now taking part in business? Just a thought.

Mines the one with Insurance for Dummies in the pocket.

You can get a mechanical keyboard for £45. But should you? We pulled an Aukey KM-G6 out of the bargain bin

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Thumb Up

Just checked the link on the Outemu Blue-equipped and it's back to £60, never mind, I am now seriously looking for a new keyboard, so may give the Aukey KM-G6 a try.

Current keyboard is a MS 200 wired one, which is not bad i have to say.

Thanks for the article.

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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Re: "#MeToo"

PCSO's have no authority and can be ignored, they are just civilians with the power of citizens arrest, same as everybody else, that's it. Only an officer of the crown can stop you and ask questions.

Friday tomorrow and, well you know... ---->

BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer...

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New equipment required!

Thank you, although you do owe me a new keyboard and monitor, due to 'issues' quite possibly the best BOFH yet :)

What a load of bollards! Object of bloke's street furniture romp run over

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Re: Possible scenarios...

alt.binaries.sex.bollards perchance? Asking for a friend...

Nicely written, have a Friday one on me :)

Astroboffins baffled as Curiosity rover takes larger gasps of oxygen in Martian summers

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Re: Easy option

Watch The Skies!

Mines the one with a copy of Close Encounters of the Third Kind in the pocket.

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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Happy

Re: I'm off

Cods Scallops, 3 locations around Nottinghamm, frys in dripping! https://www.codsscallops.com/our-menu/ :)

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Size matters?

It's shrunk, as the actress said to the bishop....

Sorry, it's Friday and I'm off to Skegvegas,

Have one on me -------->

I couldn't possibly tell you the computer's ID over the phone, I've been on A Course™

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Pint

Thanks Richard, I must have missed this gem on Friday as it's now 2am Sunday morning with a bottle of Haig Clubman on special. Have one on me

BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet

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Coat

faecal recognition?

"Well, faecal recognition software for door access."

You owe me for a new keyboard, Simon!

Mine's the one with the bog roll in the pocket :)

Azure consultant to sue Google for linking his cached pics to cloned site, breach of copyright

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Re: Caching?

I see what you did there, have an early Friday one on me :)

The dread sound of the squeaking caster in the humming data centre

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Re: Stan, Sid, let's make it simple, okay ?

Anyone else remember Bob from The Micro User and his monthly tales of woe?

Mines the one with the copy of BBC Basic in the pocket...

It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware

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Black Helicopters

I don't normally reply to AC's but you would like me to type a phrase into google and presumably click on the top link?

You are GCHQ and I claim my £5!

Icon because, obvs.

UK is 'not a surveillance state' insists minister defending police face recog tech

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So, not both then...

Thanks to UK peers, coming to a laptop near you in 2019: Age checks for online smut

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Joke

"I would word it as "When two people love each other very much..."

Did you just assume my species...

Official: Google Chrome 69 kills off the World Wide Web (in URLs)

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Re: Why not take it a step further..

Software upgradeable to the 9000?

Dawn spacecraft to get up-close and personal with dwarf planet Ceres

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Coat

That's no moon....

Sorry, I'll get me coat.

Beer later :)

Los Angeles police tell drivers not to trust navigation apps as wildfires engulf area

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Facepalm

Re: Don't drive into a raging wildfire...

LOL, you forgot one though, some twat this side of the pond (Wolverhampton) just cemented a microwave to his head and had to be released by the local fire brigade. Link - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150

BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

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Re: Over reliance on Windows...

Final Destination, surely :)

Royal Bank of Scotland website goes TITSUP*

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FAIL

Lloyds affected?

Problems using my debit card today, 1st time was declined, 2nd time ok, person behind counter said it had been happening a lot today.

Arm Inside: Is Apple ready for the next big switch?

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Pint

Will it run Crysis?

Sorry, having a daft day here, have an almost midweek beer on me :)

Foiled again! Brit military minds splash cash on killing satellites with... food wrapping?

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Re: Daedalus Experiment?

I see what you did there, nice!

Physicists win Nobel Prize for spotting ripples in fabric of space-time

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I think that's a SEP probably...

Blocking peeps on social media? That's a paddlin' for governors, senators, house reps

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Mushroom

The Burger King vs McDonalds war is coming. (Judge Dredd, Cursed Earth story) The final breakdown of American society :)

Obligatory nuke icon.

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