* Posts by Missing Semicolon

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Microsoft's Project Silica promises eternal storage. It can't get there from here

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After the apocalypse

We will be combing the waste tips for used Stanley knife blades to sharpen, until we work out how to make carbide steel again.

Rogue devs of sideloaded Android apps beg for freedom from Google’s verification regime

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It's their game

That does mean they can take the ball away.

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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Ah, but....

.. I bet that machine still works to some degree. And a quick blow with an air-line on the contacts would see it right at rain!

Your AI-generated password isn't random, it just looks that way

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Re: pwgen (1) ?

To improve the word field for my battery staple generator, I downloaded a couple of books from Project Gutenberg. By using old books, the vocabulary is wider.

Ad blocking is alive and well, despite Chrome's attempts to make it harder

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Re: Heh, nothing technical like news that Google has screwed itself to make me smile

I wonder of the effect is to make ad-blocking more detectable. You don't win if sites just cover up the content with an ad-blocker whinge psnel.

DVSA seeks £95K digital chief to steer test booking system out of the ditch

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"at pace"

Is there a Labour Government style book for this nonsense? (See also "steadfast", "ironclad" etc)

Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers

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Joke

Re: So the horny MILF sows are right goers..

Isn't it "wilds boar"?

Bots are taking over the internet and AI users are to blame

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Why make web sites?

If all that happens is that it gets crushed by bots, and no humans visit, why make a web site at all?

And once new sources of stuff disappear, won't the AI results be less and less useful?

Since AI scraping is tied to search engine ranking, successfully blocking bots (even if possible) would make your site invisible.

Three clues that your LLM may be poisoned with a sleeper-agent back door

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Re: yes ... 1000000000000000000000%

All parties. The State collectively lost it's mind.

'The EU runs on Microsoft' – and Uncle Sam could turn it off, claims MEP

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Labour are seeing to it that self-sufficiency in food is a distant dream.

Euro firms must ditch Uncle Sam's clouds and go EU-native

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Re: Thinking about corruption

And future PMs and Chancellors getting nice clothes and holidays.

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Re: It is unfortunate, but true

Poland, East Germany, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, and Albania, plus the Baltic republics (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania)

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Re: Sorry you don't get to "both sides" Trump's authoritorian governance

Judges *should* not be restricting action. Only the electorate. That's the point of democracy, and why cancelling elections is totalitarian.

Systemd daddy quits Microsoft to prove Linux can be trusted

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Re: Honest question

Init needed sorting out. Something like systemd v1 might have been a candidate for the representation of the init requirement. It was seen as an improvement. But now it's in, the requirements of a small set of users is driving the development, so that the rest of us keep finding stuff is surprising.

Birmingham City Council's Oracle ERP fiasco now £144M and still not working

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FAIL

Yeah, but Left-wing so A-OK, no bad people here.

Yes I know councils of all stripes can be useless, but the lack of censure seems to be a particular attribute.

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FAIL

And our Lords And Masters are planning to make all councils "big" in the name of efficiency.

(nobody say "gerrymandering")

Banker claims Oracle may slash up to 30,000 jobs, sell health unit to pay for AI build-out

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Is this good?

Could Oracle actually borrow so much, that when OpenAI stops paying the bills, it goes under?

If you're one of the 16,000 Amazon employees getting laid off, read this

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Re: Thank you

"it is your job that got made redundant - not you"

Rubbish. Unless you are one of a small number of people doing "X", and now there is less "X" to do, this is not the case. You are being made "redundant" as your job still needs doing, but other people are cheaper/less awkward/less inclined to complain about lousy conditions (or. hey, AI might even be able to do your job, but that is only true if manglement don't care about the job being done). Unless the actual business is significantly shrinking, the work is still there - you were just the most fire-able. Too old, too professional, too expensive.

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Re: Corpo-ration

When your employer goes on about "commitment". Don't forget - their commitment to you is 30 day's salary. That's it.

Just the Browser is just the beginning: Why breaking free means building small

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Easy to pillage

Plain text sites will just get slurped like everything else to feed the AI machine.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Re: "we never loaned any of our tools to any of the non-IT staff ever again"

I did rent a chainsaw once to cut down a tree. Bonus marks for the hire shop that lifted a holdall of safety gear onto the table and said "you are also hiring this".

Not being a complete numpty, i carefully examined all of the kit (gauntlets, chaps etc) and looked like a complete prune wearing it all whilst I did the job. The tree was felled onto the road, well away from our house!

Pwn2Own Automotive 2026 uncovers 76 zero-days, pays out more than $1M

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Facepalm

Data separation

After all of this time, have none of the AI providers added an out-of-band data delimiter? Surely the most basic check?

Aaaah, but they only have plain -text input, and they don't really understand how LLMs work, so the simply can't.

Concorde at 50: Twice the speed of sound, twice the economic trouble

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WTF?

Re: HS2 then

I never understood why BoJo rushed it through pre-Covid. I don't think he stood to get some massive directorship or something. You do wonder *who* stood to benefit, who could put the screws on the government of the time.

I never forget the comment he made leading up to the debate. "When you're in a hole, keep digging". There was a "tell" that he knew it was bollocks.

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BA were asshats about it

Branson would have loved to buy the Concordes, but BA refused to release the service records for them. Without those, it was impossible to certify airworthiness. BA were absolutely determined that their precious Concordes would never fly with a Virgin logo on the tail, even if Branson lost a king's ransom on each flight.

Manchester ATM ups PIN requirement to full Windows login

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Not surprised

It's a NoteMachine, what do you expect.

They bought up a load of second-hand obsolete machines, took over a few other machine networks, and are sweating the assets until they die. Never use one - they are way more likely to swallow your card due to poor maintenance. And the customer service is zilch, so best of luck getting a refund when it flubs dispensing notes.

Dell wants £10m+ from VMware if Tesco case goes against it

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FAIL

Chain of obligation.

Isn't the issue with who has a contract with whom?

Tesco have a contract with Computacenter. Does Computercenter have a contract with Dell/VMware/Broadcom that obliges them to provide services that Computacenter have contracted to provide?

If Tesco bought vans from a Ford dealer with a 10-year service plan, and Ford stop making the parts, the Ford dealer can only sue Ford if they have a contract that obliges them to supply.If not, the Ford dealer is S O L and goes bust.

I suspect that Computacenter will cease to exist as Tesco can oblige them to purchase enough VMWare subscriptions to be able to provide Tesco with the services they have a contract for.

Danish dev delights kid by turning floppy drive into easy TV remote

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Aside from the less than 100% reliability record, they had two important attributes:

  • They were buttons-cheap
  • Almost every computer had a slot for them

Have you noticed how hard it is to get data from one machine to another nowadays if you aren't a nerd? 2 Choices - 1) an online service that needs signups or 2) USB keys.

1) Fails the too-much faff test, and

2) Fails as you need to have one handy and you need it back as it cost you several pounds, and you have only one on you, instead of a box of 10 or a drawerful of floppies.

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Re: Old Fart

I have a stack of floppy drives*, all of which have a working disk change line. Are all of my obsolete drives actually old?

* Don't ask.

Boffins probe commercial AI models, find an entire Harry Potter book

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Re: Can it improve the Harry Potter books?

Plus books 3 onwards really needed editing. Book 1, for all it's faults, rollicked along and carried you with it. It had benefited from years of rejections, and had been honed and polished.

Subsequent books were allowed to spread to airport-novel dimensions. And the titles were a swizz! "Goblet Of Fire" was just a name-choosing machine.

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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Re: Hold on - something wrong here

I'm kind of liking KDE Neon. It can be set to have proper title bars WINDOW BORDERS! and stuff. If Mate has to die, this will do.

HSBC app takes a dim view of sideloaded Bitwarden installations

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FAIL

Re: Banking App Developers should be shot

And, the way banking apps self-fund by hoovering up and selling your data. Install DuckDuckGo's App Tracking Protection and marvel at how much they are trying to take. They don't need it, as the apps still work when blocked by DDG.

Earlier Horizon rollout could widen net for quashed Post Office convictions

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Re: Oh...And By The Way.....................

What's needed is to begin proceedings now and adjourn them. And have an interview now and again.

The idea to apply the same process-is-the-punishment that has been applied to some non-Establishment figures, so they will live out their lives always waiting for the knock, and never really enjoying their unearned wealth.

Lenovo shows off new laptops that twist and roll

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Coat

Re: Priorities?

Framework.

(ok, I'm leaving...)

Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

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Re: Dell UltraSharp 52 is Curved

Curved is the way to go! It really helps with larger screens, if your accomodation is not what it was.

Baby's got clack: HP pushes PC-in-a-keyboard for businesses with hot desks

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screen breakage

Maybe if the carting of laptops to and fro results in too many cracked screens?

IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn’t taken over the world, but don't call it a failure

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Re: Substituting multicast for broadcast…

Please just stop. Every IPV6 article you come out with this trope about NAT not preventing inbound unsolicited connections. Wake up. The real world's PCs behind NAT routers have been isolated from net nasties for nearly 30 years. It's over. Pick another hill to die on.

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Re: It's a failure

"* It was pushed too hard. Making IPv6 the default, before it was fully available, made things not work. Disabling IPv6 made things work, with a mental note to "turn off IPv6" that has persisted."

This, so much.

And it's still true.

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Re: The real reason nobody wants to use it

Indeed. NAT was seen as a smell, and needing removing. Plus, since IOT was all-the-rage, they wanted every single node to be globally routable. This is, of course a privacy and security nightmare.

Some fiddling was done with router address translation to hide the identity of devices behind firewalls, but this is really window dressing.

If IPV6 was simply IPV4 with some sensible enhancements and wider addresses, we'd be steadily migrating. But oh, no! We had to have purity!

When the lights went out, and the shooting started, Y2K started to feel all too real

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Re: "Worst prank ever"?

Sign over the entrance to security at O'Hare airport. "No jokes".

Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation

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Re: In the same vein.

Shops have LCD display panels to advertise their stuff. The whole thing is subscription based, so if you don't pay, the adverts for your products in your store won't appear.

Salesforce’s ChatGPT integration is really about stopping customers from leaking their own data

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Childcatcher

Hmmm

"Security". Or is this about blocking MCP integrations that perform useful actions outside Salesforce's billing structure.

The Roomba failed because it just kind of sucked

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Boffin

You have to watch it with modern tool battery packs. The older ones had a FET switch to turn off when the cells get low. Modern ones have a 1-wire data line that instructs the tool to shut off. Wire up a dumb load, and it will trash the battery.

Devs say Apple still flouting EU's Digital Markets Act six months on

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Re: Lawless

The EU executive makes policy. The "parliament" merely rubber-stamps it. Who do you think has more power: Ursula, or whoever is the EU Parliament president this week?

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Re: Lawless

You have a point, but I suspect it's more likely to be fear of what happens when Donald finds out.

UK surveillance law still full of holes, watchdog warns

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Re: Balance? No...Do It Yourself!

You can figure it out yourself, from your Police holding cell.

UK.gov accused of Grinching Christmas by ignoring phone theft scourge

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Re: Interesting bit on the BBC 2 months ago

Remarkable that the Met actually followed it up. I thought they generally ignore tracking information, and just issue a crime number.

AI-authored code contains worse bugs than software crafted by humans

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Re: Spelling errors were 1.76x more common in human PRs

But there are still symbol names. "complience", "complaince", "compliance". All in the same repo.

Japan just sent origami to space to unfurl possibilities for outsized antennas

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A beautiful thing

Trying new things in space. And they are elegant, Japanese-style things too!

LastPass hammered with £1.2M fine for 2022 breach fiasco

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You can't network

A little black book.

US teens not only love AI, but also let it rot their brains

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Re: Bear in mind. . .

But unrestricted 24 hour TV is harmful!

All those people zombied in front of the box, instead of going out and doing something, or (gasp) reading a book.