* Posts by Lee D

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UK schools give system supplier Bromcom an F for Azure uptime

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Don't know about Bromcom in particular but I find that almost all school MIS "online" versions are basically cobbled-together things run on Windows servers because they still just work like a layer over the original program, which is usually a nightmare of .NET Framework etc. that's actively maintained.

When they take them into the cloud, rather than actually making a full redesign in a web-based language, they just run the same program on the same servers and slap a web interface over it, often served not by any sensible web language but by the original program itself, just hidden away from you, or a mess of DLLs in IIS.

Almost all of them are just proprietary software running on a SQL database (almost exclusively Microsoft, because their developers never know anything else).

All that happens when they "cloud" them is they run a bunch of Windows servers set up in the same say as their prior on-prem servers used to have to be deployed, and often lump a few dozen client's data onto each machine.

If it was a true "web" MIS, you would be able to just deploy a clean server, fold it into a web cluster, it would connect to the clustered database with all their clients data, and it would just work again. The reason they have problems is that that's not how any school MIS I've ever encountered is actually developed on the back end.

The one I used previously to my current school actually had everything reliant on a "report server" (not school reports, but SQL reports) and what happened when you requested certain pages on the web interface was it ran off to the report server (which could be hosted in-house!) and had that run SQL queries, convert the information, and pass it back to the interface (local executable or web). The report server was NOTORIOUSLY unreliable and would jam up all the time because what it was doing was creating an Office document, filling it out with the information from SQL, and then returning a PDF etc. automatically. If there were Office updates, or any new things in Office that caused dialogs to pop up, or an error in the document... it would just hang the service with half-a-dozen instances of Word, etc. running in the background waiting for a response (as a user that you could not log-in interactively as). Changing the default printer to anything other than a Print-to-PDF printer would cause the report server to stop working. Because that's how it made PDFs... automating print to a virtual printer on the same server from Word.

The solution was kill the report server, kill all the Office apps on the server, restart the report server.

It was that common that I made a script to do it for myself, called it "Fix <company name's> mess of a report server AGAIN" and put it on the server desktop. At a technical user group meeting, a dozen people asked me for that script. They all had the same problem. Users would just go to, say, print a register and the whole MIS would grind to a halt for most operations because the Report Server had popped up a Word dialog that nobody could access.

They "went cloud" and forced everyone off on-prem instances eventually. And I discovered, through experimentation and talking to their tech support, that they basically just had the same report servers running in their datacentre and watchdog scripts to kill and restart them if they fell over or failed. Everything was just written in C# still. And that was after YEARS of redesign and upheaval in the migration to cloud.

Reg hack attends job interview hosted by AI avatar, struggles to exit uncanny valley

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Re: If a prospective candidate expresses concerns about AI-based interviews ...

If you don't have the time to interview me as a human being, it's absolutely not a job I want, a workplace or person I want to work for, or anything I want to encourage.

Of ALL the things you could do.... sitting down for 5 minutes to interview a real person who you hope to impress enough to work for you is the absolute bare minimum that should be expected.

I would refuse any such AI-interview, as would an awful lot of people I know.

And, as a manager, I would refuse to ever implement such a thing as anything other than "additional" (to check some boxes) to my personal interview with anyone who was going to work under me.

I am by far not one of those "handshake and eye contact and let's meet in person" kind of managers day-to-day, but you know what? For an interview... I want to see you, the person, on your own, talking to me. For so many reasons that it's laughable to think that an AI interview would ever suffice, or even add anything into the process.

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Yet again... "why should I bother to read something that you couldn't be bothered to write" comes into play.

And good luck with the HR process when you can't even desribe the criteria and processing used to ensure it was done fairly.

GNOME Foundation boss exits after just four months

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"Mutual"

"Mutual" = we wanted rid of them and they wanted out.

Otherwise you'd get the "we're sorry to see them go" speech.

Supermarket giant Tesco sues VMware, warns lack of support could disrupt food supply

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Hey, Tesco, do Oracle and SAP next.

I'm not a customer of any of them, I just think they need to be taken down a peg or two and Tesco has the oomph to be able to do that.

UK datacenter developers turn to gas rather than wait for grid power for builds

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Re: Hmm

You can have all the energy you want.

The only pertinent questions are:

- What are you willing to pay for it?

- Who is detrimentally affected by providing it?

Which tell you why government aren't doing it.

Honestly, I think we should just charge a huge premium on any large and unusual power usage, regardless of the unit rate being charged. Literally a "high-user tax" on it.

Then watch as all the datacentres scramble to buy more efficient systems and/or supply their own power rather than just keeping buildings full of floors full of racks full of servers full of cards running at maximum 24/7/365.

Defiant Broadcom calls for tech to go back where it belongs: On-premises

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Broadcom - like Oracle - has no say in my systems or how they're deployed.

Precisely because of their previous behaviour.

And everything goes in cycles.

Consolidated, distributed, thin client, fat client, external service, on-prem, it's all going to go on the same 10-20 year cycle as everything else, as people hop from one to the other because the thing that's "bad" at doing X will make them move onto the thing that's "bad" at doing Y, and then vice versa, rather than accept X or Y or find a middle ground.

Honestly, I lose track of how many times some things have been through that cycle now.

One long sentence is all it takes to make LLMs misbehave

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Did you read the article?

Where the AI's guardrails are eroded more the longer the query is? Because the AI is the thing implementing its own guardrails via analysing the tokens it's being given, rather than an external factor strictly limiting them before they can reach the LLM, or where an external factor filters the LLMs output to make sure it's not breaking out of its own guardrails?

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Having the AI implement its own safeguards on tokens is like having a self-regulating, self-assessing water industry.

Doomed to failure.

Microsoft puts the squeeze on onmicrosoft.com freeloaders

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Re: spam coming from inside

I use unique email addresses at my domain for everything I sign up for.

This tells me immediately who gave out my addresses, just by looking at what address the spammers sent their email to.

In my time, I have had DOZENS of companies spam addresses that were only ever given to one company.

This includes places like Scan.co.uk, RM (hilariously that one was actually stolen by a former employee who then took it to an educational furniture reseller and used it as their customer list - I know because they confessed all when I asked this random company how they've got an address that I'd only ever given RM), SecurityFocus (remember them?), Tagadab, PizzaGoGo, Macromedia, CheapFlights, WordsWithFriends, etc.

And those are just the ones which got so widely spammed that I blocked any reception to that email address ever again. For reference, I have never once allowed someone to use my address for "3rd parties", etc.

Emails get spammed because companies don't protect those emails from their employees, and the employees sell them on or literally take their customer list to their next employer.

The bigger irony? All those emails eventually end up at GMail - that's what I use for actually managing my email. And I can tell you that I get a thousand times more spam addressed to my GMail account directly (which has NEVER been used/advertised) than anything else. To the point that I'm now considering just running my own webmail now.

As I've said before, companies are obligated under GDPR to not provide data which their employees do not require access to, and that really means that they shouldn't just have customer databases that allow arbitrary queries, and show all the customer information, and most certainly that that information shouldn't be capable of being stolen en-masse. But I promise you that nobody actually does things properly in this regard (e.g. me calling up a company shouldn't need them to see my address, phone number, or email whatsoever - not even to send a delivery, message or call me. That can be done without the end employee actually seeing that data unless - explicitly - I ask to change those details or they need to verify them, at which point JUST THAT ONE FIELD should be visible to them). It would instantly stop a lot of customer data theft like this if it becomes actually difficult to suck out thousands of customer addresses and provides a great big red warning of an audit trail to do so.

Your email is being stolen from Microsoft, but most probably by one guy in a call center somewhere on minimum wage with full access to customer details that he shouldn't have. As more of our data goes cloud, gets outsourced, etc. the problem will only get worse without effective data privacy controls.

I once signed up for Microsoft volume licensing and the entire sign-up was electronic. I later enquired what was taking so long and it turned out that someone had mis-spelled the email which we'd asked for it to be sent to. An email we'd only EVER sent electronically and with the correct spelling. It was literally the case that, somewhere in the world, someone at Microsoft themselves was PRINTING OUT AND TYPING IN volume licensing administrator email addresses by hand. This was also not that long ago.

The Unix Epochalypse might be sooner than you think

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Re: It's different this time

True story:

Once walked into a customer's network that, overnight, had literally just stopped.

It was one server running a school (normal in those days) and it just wouldn't do anything. Frozen.

Hard-rebooted it. Booted into Windows. As soon as it got there, same thing. Safe mode: same thing.

Services would work and the thing would ping for a few seconds but once it got into Windows it would just all stop.

No problem, restore from backup. Yesterday's backup: same thing. Last week's backup: Same thing. Last YEAR'S backup: Same thing.

No way, because those backups were FINE and were tested and restored perfectly just recently.

Tries a Live CD... server was fine.

After much hair-pulling, I found a hint in an online forum.

Turns out that the APC UPS software was written in Java. One of its JAR files held a certificate. That certificate silently expired (and no way for a customer to renew it anyway). When it expires, rather than just error, the APC software absolutely jams the server up so hard that you literally can't do anything, not even get a ping out of it.

The fix was to modify the filesystem in another OS and remove that JAR, then the software would just stop working rather than mess everything up.

Then you could uninstall the UPS software and install a later version and it would be okay... until the certificate expired again, I suppose. I had a very annoyed customer over that one, because they were entirely down and there was nothing obvious at all, and backup restores are NOT things you can do quickly, and a few of them and STILL no success? Nightmare.

In other news, a very important MS certificate just expired and people have been scrambling to fix it, but fortunately that doesn't bring your machine to a grinding halt and Windows Update mostly takes care of it so long as you update regularly enough.

Microsoft continues Control Panel farewell tour

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Re: It might be just me...

I don't mind what they do in terms of UI but don't make it so that there's some setting that WAS in control panel and no longer IS in Settings anywhere.

Drives me mad to have to jump through hoops to get back to the old interface because that's the ONLY place to set certain things... and they KNOW it because they literally take you there from Settings if you dig deep enough looking for the damn thing.

I guarantee it happens every time they migrate any settings. Like network adaptor settings... you end up on the old "control panel" network interface because it's the only place to configure protocols, gateways, the network driver etc. but rather than migrate those settings, they just lead you a merry dance trying to get to them.

Microsoft crams Copilot AI directly into Excel cells

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Re: How about...

I can kind of see why they might work that way.

But there's no excuse not to just have two checkboxes on export that let you change those options.

As ever with Microsoft, it's their way or no way. Where a simple option selection would actually PLEASE millions of people.

P.S. I'd like my start menu back please, and the taskbar to be draggable again.

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Re: Is nothing sacred?

The best bit is when people have their businesses running on spreadsheets with this nonsense without even realising they are reliant on it, and either the response changes, becomes pay-for, or Microsoft discontinue this functionality entirely.

IETF Draft suggests making IPv6 standard on DNS resolvers - partly to destroy IPv4

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Re: No mention of NAT, then?

The whole anti-NAT thing really hindered IPv6 adoption for a completely UNRELATED technology.

Give me a billion addresses and I'll deliberately NAT through one of them. I know I will because I'm sitting in a workplace with a leased line with an allocated subnet and that's exactly what we do on IPv4 anyway.

Anti-NAT sentiment literally held everyone back. Why?

Because I could have transitioned a single NAT router to IPv6, at home, in my workplaces, etc. and that would INSTANTLY allow all external connections to move to IPv6 only. What do you CARE what I'm running internally? Any problems that causes are MY OWN.

But the easiest way to transition to IPv6 is to change the router first, and retain IPv4 on everything internally, then moving everything internal at your own pace.

But no... that wasn't "good enough"... we had to utterly abandon our network numbers force huge routing tables into our devices, replace all the simple numbering with more complex numbering, modify EVERY device internally and allow direct routing to every internal IP.

Just no. The very suggestion was ridiculous and (rightly) ignored by ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE, to the detriment of IPv6 adoption.

And now what is our solution? CGNAT. Who cares about that? Almost nobody. Your phone is being NATed right now, I guarantee it. My 5G phone gets internal ranges like 10.x.x.x on it's 5G connection and they are NATed to the Internet. Nobody gives a damn.

The reason there's no mention of NAT? They finally realised that they utterly cocked up by tying anti-NAT sentiment to IPv6 and that it badly hurt adoption.

There's no reason on earth we couldn't give everyone an IPv6 NAT router for their home network which does 6-to-4 and 4-to-6 translation as necessary. No changes required to anything at home whatsoever. But suddenly you can then convert all the ISP backbones to IPv6 only and nobody would even notice.

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Re: ISP Hubs

All of them use IPv6 on the backend somewhere because it's required to support 4G (LTE) and/or DOCSIS (cable networks) and other protocols.

Virgin really pee me off because even their leased lines have NO support for IPv6.

(Any suggestion to use proxy services, 4-to-6, 6-to-4 etc. is a nonsense, by the way)

Something like 50% of all queries to Google come in over IPv6.

https://www.google.com/intl/en/ipv6/statistics.html

Because people don't even know they're using it.

What we need is a government mandate - like they issue for schools and other industries regarding IT technologies - that all UK ISPs must support IPv6. That's all it needs to say. Not deprecating IPv4, not supporting ONLY IPv6. Just that they need to support IPv6.

The problem would solve itself overnight.

It's not the DNS servers dragging their feet, or the OS support, or the devices, or the protocols, or any incompatibility, it's literally the content providers (*COUGH* THE REGISTER *COUGH*) and the ISPs.

Content providers cannot go IPv6 only while ISPs do not support it (but they could damn well start supporting it, after nearly 15 years of people complaining about it, eh, Reg?!)

ISPs could easily support IPv6 in a second, and even provide some 4-6 and 6-4 services for their customers to make it absolutely seamless (much like they cut off phone lines for VoIP services, just do the same and give all your customers IPv6 and the appropriate conversions to allow them to get to IPv4 services seamlessly).

But it's the ISPs that have to move. The DNS is already there.

Yet again, the block on this is really BT's pseudo-monopoly remants on home landlines. Mobile services are already there and you're probably using it without even realising (that's where most of the 50% of Google searches using it come from). And places like Virgin and alternative providers will need it mandated too because they probably won't see it as a competitive service to offer even if BT networks provided it.

I've yet to see a single UK ISP connection, business or personal, that actually just supports IPv6 natively and gives you an IPv6 IP when you ask for one. I believe A&A are the only ones that say they'll support it, but nobody I know can afford them for home use and because they're not a primary provider, no workplace I've ever worked for uses them.

If you want IPv6... get the government to give BT a kick up the backside. The same's been true for just about everything for the last 25+ years.

You've got drought: UK gov suggests you save water by deleting old emails

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Or you could charge the heaviest commercial users more given that they are having the largest impact on those people who need water (i.e. small-usage residentials) and have the most money with which to fund this stuff.

It's a nonsense that I can't water a 3m x 3m garden with a hose, but datacentres can slurp whatever the hell they like.

UK unveils plans to 'transform' the consumer smart meter experience

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Re: Not so smart

By the time everyone is on smart meters, most people will be on solar anyway.

Honestly, just over the last two years, the EXACT SAME kit I was buying is nearly half the price it was, and it was already some of the cheapest things there were (batteries and panels).

The ones who can't do that - and even councils are moving people to solar and heatpumps - are likely on a pre-pay meter or a private landlord anyway, so they'd struggle with doing either.

But honestly, I'm now planning my retirement (~20 years out) around the fact that I won't be using grid electricity by then.

And though there's nothing new in being able to cut you off, really, even without access to the property - the barriers were mainly legal, not physical - via my smart meter I've had 4 hours of free electricity (as much as you like in those hours) already... because we're basically throwing electricity away when it's sunny and dry. The last few weeks, all my chores were done during those hours, and I charged my solar batteries to make as much use of it as possible. I literally tripped my RCD because I turned everything on and even did things like charge my drill batteries and suchlike. I even thermal-camera'd my fusebox - which is rather old - to make sure there wouldn't be a problem if I did pull a lot of power in the winter.

And Octopus keep linking to this:

https://wastedwind.energy/

We're basically throwing energy away now. Cut you off for it? They're more likley to be begging you to use it or forcing you to stay connected to the grid. They have a MASSIVE investment in the grid, and we're all going to start fulfilling our household's entire energy needs in a few years, and I wouldn't be surprised if they started introducing taxes on electricity because of - say - electric cars. To make up for the fuel tax disappearing, and to then charge people by their usage at home even more. Whether or not they have an electric car.

I need 8KWh a day. I basically have that in batteries already. My roof can take at least 24KW of solar. Multiply by a minimum of 8 hours of sunlight per day, and cut it DRASTICALLY for the winter months... and I don't think I'll care about the grid in another 5 years, let alone 20. My heatpumps take ~200W to cool/heat my rooms to 20C, even in the depths of winter.

The only thing I'll need a lot of power for? An electric car. It's likely to be the only reason I bother to keep grid connectivity. But even that wouldn't be "essential". I'd have enough power in the house to get it going, and could just pay at an EV charger somewhere for the rest if needed.

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Re: who is it smart for?

The credit thing?

I moved to a smart meter and OVO still kept over-estimating my bill by ridiculous amounts. The question "why are you estimating at all, when I can literally see my half-hourly smart meter data in your portal and it's accurate?" went unanswered.

After the second such bill, I complained formally.

After the third, I told them that if it happened again, I'd be escalating and moving supplier.

I changed supplier shortly after. They were collecting 30-minute readings of my meter, yet were charging based on made-up numbers with no basis in reality.

The reason, as has been hinted at, is that they can then use that money to earn interest and then "pay you back" any extra you paid about once a year. But not the interest.

The long-term fix is really simple: make it so companies cannot earn interest off funds held on behalf of the customer (or if they do, that that interest is paid to the customer)

But my short-term fix was even simpler: I moved companies, filed a complaint and OVO paid me my money back, plus had to pay me for not billing accurately.

See, we can complain about smart meters forever but actually they don't really hurt consumers at all (which is one of your points, really). They don't necessarily help much, but they don't hurt.

But being able to prove that OVO had their own, accurate readings that they were literally ignoring? That's invaluable.

I did something similar with my water company, forcing them to put in a water meter. Turns out that I use ONE-TENTH of what they were charging before I had a meter. Literally a 90% discount. I'm technically still using the "accrued credit" from their old billing 2 years later, because my bill is so pathetic now that no further payment has been necessary yet.

Let them put in their expensive calibrated meters. It really makes no difference to me (and on Octopus, I've had four hours of free electricity usage so far this year - which is only possible when you have a smart meter. I used them to charge my solar batteries to the absolute max, so all my chores, charge all my tools, cook dinner, etc.). And even going by my own analysis of that data (I pull it all into a spreadsheet) over two years, there's no "energy saving" and there's no privacy problem. I have graphs of everything and you know what? I couldn't even tell if I was at home or not from it, and I know the answer! Beside the fact that the base load varies by local temperature (e.g. heating, fridge, freezer, etc.) more than anything, I have a load of stuff that turns on rather randomly (e.g. NAS) and stuff that pulls power if I touch something from my phone (e.g. aircon controlled / scheduled remotely) AND I have a solar & battery install that's not grid connected but - via an ATS - takes load off the house if it's got power. There's no "smart" there, but it totally screws up any stat analysis you might do because it'll suddenly dump a huge load back onto the house, or it'll keep it running all day and night without a problem. And that depends more on the weather too.

So I have no problem with smart meters. I'm more interested in it saving me having to be home for a meter inspection (strangely, OVO keep insisting that my meter needs checking when I've not been with them since 2024 and all the previous hassle is long settled) or some such.... hell, I take photos of the meter readings and check it tallies with my spreadsheet most weekends (hint: It does. It always does) so I don't save anything in that regard.

But they do act like a perfect undeniable record of what I should have been charged, that not only my supplier and myself, but anyone I authorise has access to (it turns out you can give USwitch access to confirm your usage for comparison shopping between the suppliers, who knew?). Tell me why you're billing me £1000 this year when I've clearly only used £600 in electricity (real-life example). As a mathematician, OVO's "annual estimates" are based on some ridiculous formula that bears no resemblance to reality whatsoever... I know, because I'm sitting there with two years of data and their bill and there's no correlation whatsoever.

I'll have them just for that.

Top spy says LinkedIn profiles that list defense work 'recklessly invite attention of foreign intelligence services'

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Re: Job offers

Nope, that would flag on police checks and they were pristine.

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Re: Job offers

True story:

Once wanted to hire a guy but he had a weird gap on his CV. They had to explain, without explaining, that they'd been doing something protected under the Official Secrets Act. It wasn't anything high-level, as far as I could ascertain, but it was covered.

Okay. Fine. That's no barrier in itself. Sure we can get round that.

But it proved absolutely, categorically impossible to get ANYONE to confirm that he'd worked anywhere at all in that time. Obviously he knew where he had worked. He spoke to (or tried to) his bosses there. He couldn't get a damn thing out of them, and neither could we.

Not even "this person was in the employ of X during this time". Nothing.

Sadly, our industry restrictions mean we have to have a complete history of employment, especially recent employment, so I was forced by HR to remove him from consideration.

He was clearly tired of getting that response because he'd had it everywhere he'd gone, and he had been by far the best candidate.

You'd think there'd be some way, even if it's very brief, to confirm that someone had been in the employ of SOMEONE official and this could be confirmed at a government level, the same as the police checks etc. we're required to run on everyone. Even if it had zero details. But no. Nothing. Just a blank space. No responses. Nothing.

He COULD have been lying... that's how little evidence we could obtain from anyone whatsoever (but I think that if he had been lying, someone, somewhere would be having words with us and him about that). But that means we also couldn't - as per government requirements for our industry - confirm that he'd been employed or that he hadn't, say, been sacked for inappropriate behaviour that would exclude him from consideration for working in our industry.

I mean, I know that's how that kind of thing is supposed to operate, but it's ridiculous that one government rule basically prohibits us ever hiring him because of official government secrecy that was nothing to do with the role he was applying for.

I told him that he was better off not applying to our industry (because everyone would tell him the same) and that if he ever got another job and built up enough work history there that could be disclosed, he should get back in contact with me. I'd hire him in a second.

Amazon’s Kuiper satellite broadband to offer commercial services in mid-2026, at least in Australia

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Re: Kuiper

Nope... I've tried and pre-registered with all the ones working the local area should they ever offer service.

As I say, at this rate, FTTP looks more likely as in that case they (Gigaclear) are actually doing some works as I speak and rolling it out to nearby villages.

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Kuiper

They just need to get on with it.

I have perfectly clear skies, with a huge horizon view, for my rural little house, and a router capable of balancing half a dozen different connections.

But I'm not ever giving my money to Starlink while they are still in the employ of the nazi-twit, and everything else is ridiculously expensive.

As it is, I've been waiting three years for it with the direct intention of getting it as soon as it's working for my area, but nothing of substance has happened, or even been released. Like it would be good to know an indicative price, and maybe what the terminal costs, how big it is and how it connects (please no "wifi-only" junk for consumers). I knew about it before that and actually factored it in in case my broadband was awful. Hell, even a trial, a review from an early-adopter, anything.

At this rate, I will actually have FTTP before I see Kuiper and given that I live in the middle of an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty and Special Scientific Interest... that's quite poor.

Honestly, I couldn't get more open skies and fewer buildings near me. It's simply not possible. LEO satellite broadband is ideal. But at the moment there's one viable option and it's run by someone who I refuse to do business with. Literally a open-goal for any sensible competitor.

But it's been pretty much radio silence for the 4 years I've been looking it at as an option with the specific intention to purchase.

Virgin Media scraps wholesale network rival to Openreach

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I am increasingly of the opinion that the only way to ensure I can get a decent, reliable connection is to buy several technologies and use them together in a redundant manner.

As far as I'm concerned "BT" and anything involved with it is one single point of failure.

I have an expensive Draytek router that can do Ethernet, VDSL2, and 5G directly. That gives me all kinds of options because, clearly, there isn't going to be any regulation in any one area of Internet connectivity for a long time to come (and it's already been too long).

I thought that scrapping traditional voice service would be it, but apparently not. I'm now with an ISP who couldn't give me a voice service (I don't care, never use it) except VoIP and the line only does DSL. But it appears that any kind of competition / regulation just isn't going to happen in this area. So I have 5G and if Starlink wasn't Musk-borne I might have that too (I'm in the perfect area for it with stupendous clear-sky access). I'll just have to wait for Kuiper, I suspect.

But this week there was hope. Gigaclear are running FTTP lines into my road and down my road (but I don't know if they will come as far as my house, even though it's a tiny road). That'll be a good "third option" if I can get FTTP.

Ironically, I now have better connection in the middle of nowhere surrounded by fields, in an AONB and SSO, miles from anything than I did when I lived inside a major town that you will have heard of, inside the M25, a stone's throw from the town centre. If Gigaclear comes in too... that could be a 1Gb line direct to my door. And given the constant power cuts in the area because it's so rural, that might well be the last to fall over in my area.

It's just pathetic how any kind of regulation, market management, etc. that's been posited for decades is just overtaken by actually just waiting for something new to come along entirely. We could have all had FTTP decades ago, but we're apparently too scared to just nationalise OpenReach and make it do its job.

Zed code editor hears your prayers, rolls out AI-free mode

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I used to work on a single-floppy Linux distro that turned an old PC with network cards / modems etc. into, basically a router.

1.44Mb to boot the OS, have drivers for all the possible networking, and then do all the NATting, routing and everything else necessary as well as be a DNS caching server and all sorts of other things.

I remember being quite put off when people started publishing 2.88Mb boot images, and then later ISO images of it.

Now 1.44Mb is probably not enough for the HTML/CSS/Javascript on this comment posting page, without even the images included on it.

Ransomware gang sets deadline to leak 3.5 TB of Ingram Micro data

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Re: Basics?

I worked at a place that had ransomware, but we were being asked to prove that data exfiltration never occurred.

It's extraordinarily difficult to prove such a thing.

In the end, the insurers and cybersecurity forensics, etc. people as well as the ICO were satisfied because we just happened to be in the middle of an ultra-quiet period, almost nobody was on site (COVID), and this showed on the networking stats, and our backups were clean (they managed to delete some backups, but the ones they couldn't get to were clean of the ransomware).

It was only sheer luck that the thing they hit was on a server cluster, that server cluster was running a software router (Smoothwall) as a VM, and hence as soon as they affected its storage, the router (including the primary DNS, default gateway, all the inter-VLAN routing, etc.) shut down hard. That immediately stopped any exfiltration being possible without knowing the REAL gateway address on an entirely separate VLAN that only the Smoothwall used and to which all the actual physical upstream connections were forced onto at the networking ports. No other ports were configured to allow that VLAN to be accessed or routed to, even if they tried.

It was pretty simple to determine that, before, during and after the attack took hold, there simply wasn't enough data going over any of the connections to do anything in terms of significant exfiltration.

A weird combination of cloud-managed switches with full stats, and a software router as the primary gateway for EVERYTHING, saved our backsides from having to notify thousands of people that their data may have been exfiltrated.

As it was, to this day, nothing has ever come of that, and we believe that even the ransomware responsible wouldn't have had time to call home or get remotely-controlled. It was introduced by someone plugging in an unauthorised USB stick - which we know from logs - with a zero-day detected malware, that 2 years later STILL did not appear on any antivirus check as malware... our cyberforensics specialists kept checking and submitting and it always just passed straight through the AV, which is how it was able to infect us. The timing between the USB stick warning, and systems dropping off the central AV dashboard - starting with that PC - was seconds. It was able to then get into the servers, and from there escalate into the cluster hosts itself within a minute. And then everything went off because the primary gateway for ALL VLANs had been knocked offline by it doing so.

But it wasn't able to talk home and its automatic actions were to shut down the only way for it to talk home by encrypting the cluster storage and then demanding Bitcoin to an address to get the key to unlock.

We basically had an unintentional automatic lockdown because of the design of the system (which was necessitated by simply not investing in IT for a decade).

(We clearly just wiped the entire network, changed all credentials and started again extremely carefully, no ransom was paid, no data was exfiltrated).

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Re: Basics?

50 minutes on a 10Gbit leased line.

A terabyte is literally pathetic amounts of data for a large place like that and I guarantee they have way more than 10Gbit.

Plus... nobody is looking for, or will notice, slower data extraction. That blip wouldn't even SHOW on the networking of your average primary school (which are now being required to have 10Gbit leased lines), let alone a huge IT company.

And even looking for it... they're already inside, they've only got to talk an SSL session out to, say, Azure or Google Drive and how would you tell that from Marketing uploading a video to their OneDrive? You wouldn't.

Honestly, it's just not the kind of thing people can spend resources looking at, because the false positives would be humungous. Do it out of hours, in slow trickles, etc. and you would never tell.

Microsoft used staff in China to help babysit US govt cloud services, report says

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Put things in cloud.

Realise that all the things you put in the cloud are now ephemeral to you and Microsoft can run off and do silly stuff that you never wanted them to do and you'll never know about it until they confess.

Dumbest idea ever. Completely predictable too.

Any government cloud should be operated on an entirely government-controlled isolated system with appropriate access controls and vetted staff throughout.

The cloud really is going to take a massive hit at some point and everyone is going to run for cover back to on-prem and isolated systems again.

Until 20 years later when they've all forgotten about that and "hey, it's fine, this is holographic cloud, it's not the same" and the cycle will repeat again.

Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo

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Re: Logs

Same for RADIUS logs on Windows.

Put them on a separate drive, they manage themselves and delete themselves when full.

Put them anywhere on C: and you will regularly find yourself with no space on the boot drive and failing services etc. because of it until NPS decides to clean them up.

Please, FOSS world, we need something like ChromeOS

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So what you're saying is that your American car wouldn't fit in a British garage, bu you'd be able to fit even more British cars in your American garage? Because they're inherently different standards?

I don't think that's the argument you wanted to make on this particular comment.

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" Like them or hate the Microsoft, Apple and Google all have an OS that comes pre installed with a (mostly) usable and consitent interface. Applications can be downloaded and installed from the corresponding App Store. Updates happen with no interaction and within reason for the majority of users there are no issues."

Ubuntu Desktop which has all the above you just listed.

Sure, there may be a plethora of choice, but if you can't search and find a "beginner" linux distro with one search, then literally everything else is going to be beyond you anyway.

Hint: You can install Ubuntu Desktop from Hyper-V Quick Create if your Windows edition is high enough.

Microsoft patches under-attack SharePoint 2019 and SE

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There are models of car that have been very publicly vulnerable to USB/Bluetooth attacks to the point that the criminal fraternity targetted them explicitly and insurers started to refuse insurance for them.

Doesn't make either situation any better, but modern life apparently now means "we don't give a damn, you've already paid us".

How to trick ChatGPT into revealing Windows keys? I give up

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Putting the world's publicly available data into an online publicly-available interface, that doesn't have anything more than dumb, primitive, naive security controls deemed to be not a good idea.

Also grass hue shocker, Pope religion revelations and coming up later: do you know where your bears are sh**ting?

Ordnance Survey digs deep to prevent costly cable strikes

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Re: Only issue...

My parent's house has a water stopcock in their front garden.

For some reason, it's the stopcock to the entire street. I'm not joking.

It was discovered when a water main burst at the same time as the sewers were blocked, and the authorities were informed by several homeowners that their houses were flooding in shite.

Turned out that the water company blamed the sewage company and the sewage company blamed the water company (this was some time ago and, no, I don't know why they were separate). So while people's garden further down the street were inch-deep in effluent, and several neighbours were threatening to throw certain representatives of the company into the outflow, and the whole thing going on for days, dad walked to a small, nondescript stopcock hidden in his front garden and turned it off.

Suddenly, the water problem solved itself. Except now the utilities had to provide bottled water to everyone because nobody in the entire street had any water. The sewer company cleared out their blockages (neighbours flushing nappies). It took weeks, no water. And then the water mysteriously came back on for the whole street. Which allowed the water company to seal their quite obvious leak.

Decades later and that still is true. Engineers will come out and want to shut off dad's water for whatever purpose and the whole street goes off and though the engineer on the ground might figure it out, nobody seems to realise that's how it's plumbed, and the diagrams never get updated and the stopcock never gets changed. He often warns the guy actually doing it, and they never actually believe him until they turn it.

But it's not possible to isolate the water to my parent's house without cutting off the entire street. If they die and we sell that house and the next owner wants a water meter... they might be in for a shock.

British IT worker sentenced to seven months after trashing company network

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Re: Greasy

It's the principle of the thing.

I might have the worst employer ever and be walking out the door in a storm... and though that might mean my co-operation ends, it doesn't mean I go beyond that and out the other side into malicious damage.

I don't really care about the references... A reference from a shite working place isn't worth anything to anyone, and nobody has ever cared about them. If there's a pattern, sure, but not "I left my last employer after YEARS of employment but their reference is rather non-positive even though I did nothing wrong". Nobody cares about that.

You'll get a handover. Which might just consist of me shoving a bunch of documents in your face and making you witness myself change my password to whatever you choose, but that's the bare minimum.

I have done it... I have walked out the door with zero notice (long story short, I was subject to an audit - by a FRIEND of the boss - that confirmed ALL my concerns/issues with the workplace, plus added a ton more that the employer needed to resolve, they utterly ignored it, tried to hide it, while still trying to say I wasn't doing my job. By then I had 8 weeks of holiday accrued legitimately - because one of the items was that there weren't enough IT people and I was overworked and I was "not allowed" to take my full holiday allowance, only to roll it over - and 8 weeks notice. Bye.) I have walked and left documentation. I have done crude handovers to totally inexpert people who went from cocky "Ha, now you're going, I get your job" to suddenly realising exactly what they were being lumbered and how much I actually did (a lot of wide-eyed "Really?" or "And that's for me to do?" in the course of a few hours). I have done "this disk contains everything someone needs to know about the network... do not lose it or give it to an idiot". And I've obviously also done some really much more professional (on both sides) handovers as you would expect.

But once I'm gone, I'm gone. I've had people from the old workplace calling me MONTHS after I've left asking how to do X or what do we do about Y, etc. and I just tell them I don't work there any more. I've had some quite stroppy demands in those instances. I just ignored them.

You're literally NOT WORTH destroying my reputation (I don't care about references, I don't care about future employers, I don't care about the work colleagues I left behind - the good ones will have come with me or know that it wasn't personal, and I'd make sure they already had whatever they needed before I went - but I do care about my reputation which, oddly, isn't as "damaged" by walking out of toxic employment as you might think. Precisely the opposite, usually).

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Re: And this is why...

I have been party to many sackings of many people, because one of the first things every employer did was come to IT, tell me privately who was going, and what time their "meeting" was going to be.

They would get called to a meeting. In that time, every credential would be rescinded and their access cards, etc. disabled. The meeting would basically be "Bye", along with discussion of paying them out their notice (or "garden leave", etc.), and taking their keys and cards off them.

They would then leave that meeting and have to be escorted off the premises (no other way for them to open the doors!) and then that would be that... they're gone.

My employers (several successive ones) all worked the same way, without any prompting.

The meetings would also be at times when clients/customers weren't around, in a room near the front of the building, with an appropriate number of people to make sure nothing went awry (e.g. HR but sometimes some unofficial "security").

Though I understand the "notice period" stuff for the employee... and you can just pay them to sit at home with no access doing nothing... for the employer it only works if you aren't sacking them. If you're sacking them, I don't know why you'd want them to be anything more than out-the-door and paid off and maybe talking to HR. If they're just leaving, resigning, retiring, handing over, sure, but not if you're sacking them.

AI agents get office tasks wrong around 70% of the time, and a lot of them aren't AI at all

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I'm sorry, but has nobody watched ST:TNG?

"Computer... generate an opponent capable of defeating Data..."

Now that's 1) proper AI at work and 2) Exactly what you DON'T want happening.

Starlink helps eight more nations pass 50 percent IPv6 adoption

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IPv6

So, er... I hate to ask but... when does The Reg plan on adding IPv6 to their website for all these nations that are passing 50% IPv6 adoption?

You know, Tuvalu has it now. Probably time to act.

Think I might have mentioned it before. A couple of times. Over several decades. And each time told "coming soon".

I mean, I don't want to rush you or anything, but my site was IPv6 at least 15 years ago.

Anthropic won't fix a bug in its SQLite MCP server

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Oh, look, letting AI just have the run of your databases with full privileges is a dumb idea.

Whodathunk?

Tesla Robotaxi videos show Elon's way behind Waymo

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Re: Swasticar ? No thanks.

Do I want to use products from a billionaire nazi, simultaneously evidenceless-paedophile-accuser and rapist-friend, who can't release a product without a reference to his drugged-up lifestyle?

Not ever, really.

I don't know what happened to the world, but there was a time where anyone from a respectable brand closed their Twitter accounts because of his behaviour, and where companies would be absolutely abandoned the second their CEO turned out to be off his head in public.

But apparently his company that underdelivers EVERY TIME consistently for decades is still one of the highest-valued companies in history.

The fact that anyone gives him the time of day, let alone airtime, is disgusting.

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Re: Gosh

It's literally the definition of an echo chamber if you only ever have positive assessment of the thing in question.

Nobody is setting up an "echo chamber" to be entirely negative of something, unless they're actively promoting something else.

As best you could say this was a "teslasucks.com". But even that... the article is actually careful to be favourable in many places.

If this was an echo chamber, we'd all be going "Hey, they should have used Waymo instead, so much better". We're not.

When feedback is mixed and some negative (exactly like the reviews in question), it's not a conspiracy against you. It's people's opinion.

World's largest camera shows galaxy in 3,200 megapixel glory as Rubin telescope goes online

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Re: Oh no!

That's what happens when you let Del Boy buy a cheap statellite...

SpaceX's Starship explodes again ... while still on the ground

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AI

Commenting on what some chatbot said in error is really a new low in journalistic reporting, guys.

Stop it. If it was vaguely entertaining or funny, it might be relevant, but "seeing what Grok says" about a story is literally the bottom of the barrel in preference to actually writing another line or two.

Microsoft brings 365 suite on-prem as part of sovereign cloud push

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Re: Time is a flat circle

The best thing about cloud is that MS has to eat its own dogfood.

You want to have Exchange servers running millions of users and update it every month and deal with the fallout... you do it, Microsoft. I did it for decades, with you being absolutely no help, so I will pay the £3.99 a month or whatever and then complain like hell if it's down for even 10 seconds.

Strangely it's at that point that they decided that, say, Outlook needed a long-overdue revamp to purge the legacy cruft, and that server clustering was a great idea, and that their services suddenly got more expensive, etc.

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Re: Time is a flat circle

Distributed, consolidated, distributed, consolidated...

Outsourced, in-house, outsourced, in-house...

Fat client, thin client, fat client, thin client...

The whole world goes round on a series of 10-15 years cycles that overlap (often detrimentally), each time discovering that there is no one "true answer", that different places work better with different systems, and that nothing is gained even when you leap the fence to look at the greener grass on the other side.

As soon as "cloud" became a buzz-word, I started a timer to see how long it would be before we all realised the problem with it and brought things back on-prem. That's now been started in earnest for a couple of years, as you can see by there being a product from MS ready for release for just that purpose.

Google's unloved plan to fix web permissions gathers support

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Yes, because just inventing more HTML tags to cover existing scenarios is a great idea and has never led to compatibility and support problems before dying off into obscurity forever.

Put Large Reasoning Models under pressure and they stop making sense, say boffins

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Sigh.

Because they're not REASONING at all.

The reason it can solve Fox & Geese or Towers of Hanoi... they are trivially brute-solvable. There's no reasoning required, you just need to graph (in terms of graph theory) the tree of possible actions and before you're even a few steps in you have your complete solution. There's no depth, no thinking required at all.

The reason AI fails at reasoning is that AI cannot reason.

And absolutely nothing that I've seen or heard asserted by others is to the contrary when you dig into it.

The greatest advance in AI in my lifetime was Google's AlphaGo etc. computers. That's it. They were surprisingly fast at progressing. And then people realised that most Go models can be confused by just... not playing like a grandmaster. They make mistakes and don't know how to cope. And then that plateaued and creators of such systems (including IBM's versions) literally then tried to find some kind of business model or buyer for them, because they... really didn't do what you thought they were doing.

The problem with humans is that we have intelligence and inference and reasoning. And we see these things and jump to a conclusion (which is a critical part of intelligence) which then isn't backed up by evidence... that they achieved those things because they're intelligent. It's not true.

The problem with AI is that is doesn't have intelligence and inference and reasoning.

UK unis to cough up to £10M on Java to keep Oracle off their backs

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You don't have to pay up if you never agreed to.

The only reason Oracle can ever audit you is if you gave them the right in the first place.

Just cancel the Oracle products, tear up the contract and when this happens you tell them to take it up with the alleged-infringers directly.

Can we identify them? Sorry, no, not without a warrant.

The trendline doesn’t look good for hard disk drives

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Re: Meh...

I'm about to buy a NAS for myself, and others for work, and to be honest, I'm looking at ones that include several M.2 NVMe slots.

Because, for a start, I already have a bunch of them lying about that are too small for individual usage, but would make a great cache for a NAS to stop the disk spinning more than they need to.

But also, you can just get NVMe NAS nowadays, and the NAS I'm looking at can make RAIDs out of multiple NVMe's too.

It's all going that way. Every computer in work uses a M.2 stick. The main servers are M.2 for boot drives and SSD for caching. My laptop is 2 x M.2. My RPi's all have NVMe boot support with a tiny cheap adaptor for hardware.

And just looking at the size of things, you can put 4 M.2's in the bottom of a NAS and add zero size to the device at all. You can get a slimline router-size thing that's an entire RAID NAS for NVMe.

Disks are dying, and another few years they'll be dead. I only buy hard drives for large RAIDs nowadays, and those are all backed by SSD caching and fast approaching the point where the SSDs are nearly as cheap.

So I'm looking at a 10-bay NAS with 4 extra slots for NVMe. That should be enough to throw all my old stuff in, including old spare disks, SSDs and NVMe's, and then if I need to I can keep using that for a long time with a handful of cheap adaptors and bring the modern tech into the old disk bays (just not at NVMe speed, but who cares?).

As far as I'm concerned, disks are on the way out and even this is just a nod to using the old stuff I have lying around, which is starting to become as much NVMe SSD as if it hard disks. When I upgraded my laptop to WD Black M.2's, the original sticks... they're just lying on a shelf. Why not make use of them? Cache at first but, you know what? Storage just as much when I later replace those WD Blacks.

Microsoft cuts the Windows 11 bloat for Xbox handhelds

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Microsoft not understanding that I just don't want Windows.

I don't want to pay for it, I don't want to use it, I don't want things made exclusively for it, and I don't want to have to deal with it.

A game console, of all things, is a "turn it on, play a game" device. It really doesn't need anything you couldn't make with an ancient OS and a couple of menu JPEGs. It certainly doesn't need Windows.

I waited years for the "Steambox / Steam Machine" concept to actually take off, and then I bought several Steam Decks for friends and family. Not because it could run everything, it doesn't need to (but mine can actually run things Windows can't, like games designed for old Windows, ironically!). Not even because it can run things faster (it literally shouldn't be able to run things faster than Windows, but does solely becaus Windows has been so sucky for 20+ years). But because it's NOT WINDOWS.

Nobody wanted it on their phone, nobody wanted it in a tablet, nobody wants it in their handheld. Hell, I judge XBox people but even those have moved so far from being Windows machines that it's laughable how unconfigurable their core OS actually is that they couldn't even retain that themselves. Surely any well-designed modern OS should just be a matter of the same code, compiled to the right architecture and then configured to remove the irrelevant gumph on a standard deployment method, no? Apparently not. The XBox OS should an Autopilot config, as far as I'm concerned.

But I don't want any of that. I want something non-Windows. Deliberately. Because Windows just isn't that configurable at all, so it's a wolf in ill-fitting sheep's clothing outside of its core desktop market (hell, even the tablets suck).

I wrote a lot of stuff for the GP2X, which was a handheld, Linux-based games console that ran off AA batteries. That was TWENTY YEARS AGO.

I want a Steam Deck because I want a handheld, Linux-based games console. I don't want Windows anywhere near it. And people will discover that managing this niche and probably doomed-to-be-"unsupported" fad to jump on the bandwagon two years later is more hassle than it's worth.