* Posts by JT_3K

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Government upgrades drones, deploys joystick tweakers to catch illegal dumpers

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That's ok. There's a comment above talking about how hard councils have it, how tightly controlled budgets are and the woes of being held from growing Council Tax. It suggests woe is the life of a councillor and nobody could achieve given circumstances and lack of funds.

Evidently they didn't have to listen to Barry Sheerman talking about the cable car he wanted to put in at Castle Hill, watch the 20yrs it took for someone to muster the backhander significant enough to build the Kingsgate, endure the dual farces of the old Huddersfield Leisure Centre and the Technical College site, the inability to push brownfield development over the hilarity of the loss of wildlife about to befell Kirkheaton (again, I'm guessing due to brown envelopes), watch as Kirklees went from one of the most progressive and successful at recycling to 20yrs of "unable to recycle Tetrapak" under a short-sighted contract or the time a councillor, on public record, referred to constituents as "dickheads" for complaining about woeful gritting. But no, no, it's not their fault they're continually making poor decisions.

Attackers have 16-digit card numbers, expiry dates, but not names. Now org gets £500k fine

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Re: PC world and hard discs

Being that it's now incredibly hard to get real USB HDDs and memory sticks from Amazon* without being scammed, and eBuyer has gone, I expect I'd be headed here for a memory stick if I needed one. That said, I hate going in there, hate being "upsold" repeatedly by someone who just won't take the hint that I'm not falling for their lies and despise giving DSG any money.

* Having been burned with dodgy firmware "upsized" ones and not-from-that-manufacturer clones, I finally stopped trusting Amazon for "official" products when the seemingly official "Oral B shop" sent me counterfeit toothbrush heads that were noisy as hell and shredded bristles.

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

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...and when you get there, you can f*ck off again. And you can keep f*cking off until you get right back here. And then, you can f*ck off again.

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Re: Users and printing devices...

We had similar at the end of November. $Department demanded an MFP because they thrashed their on-desk laser with labels as it got too hot, and they knew labels went through the upstairs MFP. A good-used low-throughput one spent three weeks being re-commissioned at the supplier before being delivered. Supplier is great and believes hard that their at-cost parts are cheaper for a full replacement than the engineer time/effort onsite and lost goodwill. Supplier carefully delivered, then took great pains to explain to $Department that labels had to be fed strictly from the side tray as that was a shorter path that didn't expose to heat for long enough melt the glue on the labels before spitting them out.

One proud-semi-technophobe decided as he'd put a sheet through from the drawer before being corrected and it'd worked, he'd just carry on because he thought it was easier than having to understand how to print from a tray. His first tray sheet however had been in a cold printer. His fifth sheet was not. The entire sheet peeled off in turn stuck around the fuser, the transfer belt, every transfer roller/wheel and all the toners. It did a few more before he figured something was wrong.

The printer was with us three days before it needed a full reconditioning.

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Re: "we never loaned any of our tools to any of the non-IT staff ever again"

And now I'm intrigued as to where socially-acceptable converges with profit-margins and what would happen in such a scenario. Would the tool be deemed a write off and specialist disposed, or would it have a new chain fitted, be cleaned and re-hired with the team secretly referring to it as the "death chainsaw".

Did you have a serious injury workflow pertaining to the future of the tools? Say a gravel compactor that took a few toes from an idiot without steel toecaps, or a plasterboard lift that may have been used improperly and concussed someone?

The Roomba failed because it just kind of sucked

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I love Henry and the culture of support it's gained. You're right though, that lack of a *powered* rotating brush does it in. Anyone who's ever vacuumed a mid-pile+ carpeted property with a Henry or similar, then picked up a mid-range upright (corded) vacuum with a rotating brush and gone over it again knows. We changed a well maintained and supposedly "good" one to a Vax Air Max Pet 3 once and it pulled 3-4 full buckets the first time.

They're brilliant vacuums in an office, carpet-tiled student-digs or workshop though.

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

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That's...yeah. I know this is a thread of people "reminiscing when you could have a joke in the office" but we've got a stores guy with permanent knee damage from kneeling in a freezer ~15yrs ago for too long and the cold damaging his knees irrevocably. The reasons some of these things have faded are written in blood.

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

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Re: My never ending (and barely started ) project

My favourite was the BMW E-series cars. When from ~'95 to '05 they had the head units with the screens that used to speak via CANBUS to the "navigation" unit in the rear. You could read the CANBUS and inject an additional item in to the main menu on their screen. Then you could sniff for the user selecting it and present on screen options. In turn you could sniff the buttons used (forward/reverse track, etc) and get it to drive your media output.

It was however, ultimately a stratospheric amount of effort at a time when iPod radio transmitters were a thing and usually fairly viable. Those with cassette decks would use the cassette adaptor to the same end. If you were bothered enough to spend car-PC money, you'd probably be bothered enough to pay for the Denison ICE link. Those looking to throw more money would spec the "base non-amplifier" variant of the car and install a full setup from scratch with a touch multi-screen or USB input.

Still cool, but very quickly bypassed as the iPhone era and screen mirroring became viable.

The future of long-term data storage is clear and will last 14 billion years

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Re: Re ..lifetime of storage is the life of the last manufactured or surviving retrieval device.

Dare I ask where you are? I have a suitable machine and can help, but am unsure on the state of the 5.25'' drive. It'd be nice to see some of the collection come to external use?

Researchers claim 'largest leak ever' after uncovering WhatsApp enumeration flaw

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Re: WhatAbout WhatsApp ForBusiness?

Are you sure you're not getting confused with Michaelsoft Binbows?

TP-Link accuses rival Netgear of 'smear campaign' over alleged China ties

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Re: A similar thing happened with Supermicro in 2018

I see your downvotes, and am not sure those doing it remember the raft of unfounded reports going around at the time. The allegation was a tiny chip on Supermicro boards (the size of a broken off pencil lead) which provided full remote control, logging and visibility of the server, and had supposedly appeared as a post-design addition by the manufacturing plant in China. The allegations were *very* noisily made and very quietly, almost silently, retracted in the global press, barring el-Reg. Bloomberg (the original source IIRC) then proceeded to pivot in some modern post-truth to ignore their original chip claim and start pushing a line on custom BIOS variants.

I don't disagree there's a large push (from all sides) for backdoors and compromise, but the Supermicro stories stood out as particularly egregious when it was seemingly unfounded.

There was a great comment at the time on a Reg article about the potential reasons the story might exist. https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2021/02/12/supermicro_bloomberg_spying/#c_4204731 Feasibly, yours is only part of the potential viewpoints.

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

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Re: Insame

I was all set to spark off about how much spinning disks love to be jolted, especially with the kind of forces for rack mounting or the weird angles whilst being carried. Then I remembered that it's Linux and right at the back of my head something glowed - HDPARM allows you to park the heads of a disk. *Arguably* you could keep the uptime counter running with the OS in memory by parking the disks and pausing/stopping a load of services. Still not sure I'd do it mind.

Boffins build 'AI Kill Switch' to thwart unwanted agents

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I love the idea, but thinking of it in action for one of the stated purposes, I'm struggling to get my head around it.

It talks about preventing the use of LLM based responses to sow discord in forums. I imagine this referring to the sort of general populace coercion such as the """"alleged"""" Russian propaganda that swung Brexit on sites like Reddit or Facebook. The scientists propose a DIV that's marked as not visible, such that it'd be parsed but not visible to human visitors. Surely any offensive coder will very, very quickly tell their scraper element to ignore invisible DIVs (or that which matches the background colour, or in such small lettering, or hidden behind an image, etc) and be wholly unaffected?

M&S pegs cyberattack cleanup costs at £136M as profits slump

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The former is attributed to suppliers bending over backwards so hard to accommodate M&S new offline processes that their head actually ended up in front of their stomach. The article covers the main point which is in-store, all their processes (rotation, etc) failed so they've had tremendous losses. They've also ordered what they guessed, not what they'd really needed so they've over ordered in lots of places leading to more local loss.

The Morrisons one is easy to explain, although it took me a long time to find out (I've been raging about our local store for years). Their store managers are bonussed almost exclusively on waste/loss. Because of this, they'd prefer not to order replenishment stock until such a point that they're certain they need it and for slower moving lines, that can be a real challenge. My example is that I need to go as they're the only ones that stock the jalapenos I like (or were for a while) and when I'd emptied the shelf, it stayed empty for over a week. I had a similar experience when I drank considerable amounts of Ramune for a while. Because of that idiotic directoral decision, the stores always feel somewhat post-apocalyptic with us fighting over the last box of bran flakes.

O2 cranks prices mid-contract, essentially telling customers to like it or lump it

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Re: "telling customers to leave if they don't like it"

"There is no sector as loosely and ineffectually regulated as communications"

[Water industry has entered the chat]

You have one week to opt out or become fodder for LinkedIn AI training

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Re: I've been poisoning Linkedin profile for years

Jeez, you really know how to roast. Don't press him too hard.

Like Apollo before them, ESA astronauts hone lunar landing skills in helicopters

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Re: Why don't let AI land it?

Not enough water on the Moon for it to consume

Lloyds Banking Group claims Microsoft Copilot saves staff 46 minutes a day

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Re: Time for some maths...

The problem here is that the "investment capital" mindset has people looking for the laziest way to show growth and cut resourcing/cost. For nearly 50 years we've been told that the right approach is Lean, a methodology whereby you put a significant ongoing effort in to reduction of wasteful processes and hyper-reorganisation of your core business to make yourself more flexible and do more with less. At some point the needle shifted on this, likely because of a combo of VC culture and human nature, away from perfection in flexibility and the tie-in to quality, and towards raw expenditure reduction at any cost. The latter half of these people now see AI as the next iteration - with almost no effort they can install a magic genie in a lamp that means Brenda on the front desk can now do four people's jobs and that's three salaries saved. That's more money for the shareholders in the short term, and more money for them, and they'll be gone before the issues arise.

As someone recently put, "An LLM tells you what a coherent response *should sound/look like*." It's not telling you facts or infallible, it doesn't understand the output, it's just mashing word-soup around until it seems like it's a viable response.

UK calls up Armed Forces veterans for digital ID soft launch

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Re: Nasty tactic

I don't at face value disagree with the sentiment of this. Once investigated though, the numbers in *our* village (YMMV) painted a different story. An additional ~400 houses to be added (on green belt when the brownfield remains, but that's a different argument/story) raised ire from the villagers, specifically around school places. It transpired with an ageing population and declining birth rate that the projected school capacity had been declining by some rate and placing the school at risk. Similarly, *our* local roads can easily withstand the extra traffic. This is the same for another two similar-scale nearby developments, although one has been allowed a concerning conversion of a sleepy low-suitability cul-de-sac in to a main throughfare that will be difficult at school times due to the proximity of a T-junction.

The doctor/dentist capacity is a concern, but I'm not convinced that's one for planning or the builders to address? The dental provision in our local area isn't sufficient already but similarly all operates from "plentiful" ex-residential locations, and the doctors surgeries have physical space, but without the staffing. Local dental is hard-limited by the number of NHS patients the dentist is willing to accept, and the quantity of dentists choosing to operate in the area. The local GP surgery is paid per patient on the books being (supposedly) held accountable by outcomes/queues, and chooses their staffing level with an attempt to maximise returns for minimal staffing. Should the government deem fit to (source of funding and approaches to running the NHS en-masse aside) sufficiently "fix" the profitability model to incentivise more to become dentists, more dentists to take on NHS clients, and manage GP surgeries to improve matters of *actual* capacity against queues, this should largely be a self-sorting problem?

We're not blaming the housing developers and increase of population for the police's statistical decline? We're not raising issue that council services don't seem to improve despite the increase of Council Tax revenues against the new housing?

Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround

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Re: Of course we all know the permanent fix

You are right, it was around 2009. Things have undoubtedly improved and it sounds like to a much more usable point. At the time it was a generic few-years-old box and a fight just to get it off the ground. Times I've had to come in to contact since haven't improved the opinion but it's been a long time since I've tried properly from scratch.

I still feel there's a battle to be overcome in terms of accessibility and a confidence barrier (yes it's "safe" today, but will that sub-package be safe/maintained in 18mths). There's also the continued challenge in the community, but I recognise there are a lot of "formal" resources that make this better than it used to be rather than relying on chunks of the web that are fighting each other.

I'm also highly aware that intrinsically having deep knowledge of Windows (back through 3.1, and DOS prior) adds a comfort level I need to address if I want to switch. Maybe it's time I set some time aside and tried again.

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Re: Of course we all know the permanent fix

Many (myself included) have dabbled occasionally and given up, remembering the last attempt. I deployed a Pi with emulation software because I could get an image, but only because of that.

Before it, my previous memory was a disastrous attempt to deploy a box that would simply load and repeat a video. I had to pull packages by command line to roll my own. Atop the "4,000 text editors" type conundrums, to get a simple video playing on a bare-metal fresh install required 21 packages, a moment seared in to my memory, all of which as a newcomer I had to find and choose whilst navigating a new command structure and methodologies.

How to guides (better nowadays) were either missing important caveats or kept touching on smug holier-than-thou condescension. By the time you'd figured it was missing something, you were 2/3 through with no way to u-turn, noting no other guides seemed to follow the same route. The next guide would smugly chastise anyone who chose the XXXX that the first guide had you install, and idiots that thought the right way was the order the first guide had used.

After a day or two of wrangling, I finally got my video playing...to realise there was no sound. A cursory glance showed a similar process would be needed to build my own sound card support. I binned the box and abandoned the project.

Linux maintains an issue with infighting, and whilst it may be better now, my past experiences sour any desire to try again. If I do get "it" built and deployed, I'm facing either: updating it which often seems insurmountably complex (finding a way to strip back layers and redeploy); or the likelihood of a project being abandoned and having to rebuild with a new approach of supporting projects around the new component and go through the whole mess again.

I raise these issues and someone says "it's not like that now" or "did you know you can use SqueakyTrimCheeseSwitch variant that does all this" which is *another* fork in the vein of XKCD 927 by one person who will stop updating in 9mths.

Reality is, I (and many others) just want stuff to "work" within reason. I don't want to compile my own drivers in an enterprise environment in the same way I don't want to build a kiln to forge my own blades for my hedge trimmer so I can cut my hedge, although it would be useful so I can also build a pottery wheel to throw and fire a cat-bowl to feed my cats. I'd rather not learn cartography so I can plan my drive to my next business meeting and understand the intricacies of road construction and tyre compounds in order to get there. Some people do, I'm happy for them. But in the modern world I don't have time to "keep an up to date comprehension of the botanist impact of the rainfall and soil composition, and the home life of those who pick the beans and their continued battle against marmosets, in the Sumatra along with the geopolitical impact on the trade routes and the financial management of a global FMCG organisation in order to have a morning coffee" for every task I undertake.

Until Linux can reliably and predictably match the ongoing stability and relatively straightforward deployment of Apple or Microsoft, it's going to always be "iTs tHE tImE TO sWAp To LinUX" shouted loudest by people who have time and interest, or those who refer to everyone else as "sheeple"

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Re: Maybe intentional

Sod that. Let's have Bonzi Buddy back.

Bose kills SoundTouch: Smart speakers go dumb in Feb

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The PYE is a great point because you need to understand you need a set top box and the ability to connect it to the TV in question, plus you may have to sort an external aerial, noting it has to be DVB compliant. Analogous to this your Bose "smart speaker" may soon (hopefully if someone is sufficiently motivated) be revived by a community RasPi type offering in which you create your own service. Complexity may be too high as a barrier for entry to most however, or hassle (do I really want to compile a RasPi image and get it off the ground, or mount an aerial on my home and run coax).

As to the Rabbit, I know of one set still operational in the Algarve with a handful of handsets, although I can't expect them to either venture to the Underground, or expect to function there if they did...

Ofcom fines 4chan £20K and counting for pretending UK's Online Safety Act doesn't exist

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Re: Thanks

In the grand scheme of "bUt tHEyRe gOInG tO BaN OUr VpNs" uproar of late, I had a lot of contempt for the idea that the government were somehow going to blanket ban any use of VPN. That said, I see a likely route in taking the same approach with the Online Safety Act and pushing it across the mainstream commercial VPN providers. That'd leave a cohort of smaller providers that went unregistered (as with adult sites), with the understanding that these were so sketchy there'd be a high quotient that were credential harvesting or session hijacking any throughput. Anyone using one would be likely subject to greater risk of bank accounts being drained or losing an email account, and teaching kids the importance of this sort of safety (as with the historical lesson "don't go looking at adult content" expanding to "...if you do you'll see disproportionate and less safe content") leading to longer more complex discussions where children have to "grow up" younger and younger as a result.

Crux is, it's not unusual for a curious early-teen to go looking for pictures of the opposite sex without clothes, blocking the lighter end when no controls can be placed for the heavier less-safe content will funnel them at it with the duality that discussions/explanations about how grim the world can be have to be had at an earlier age, or worse still, they'll experience it directly. Same goes for dodgy VPN issues.

Client defended engineer after oil baron-turned tech support entrepreneur lied about dodgy dealings

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Re: As per the OP's story

Not "ducking out" but CFOs that see fit to push the limits of credit agreements in order to make their metrics look better. The "it's earning interest for me in my account" and to hell with the morals approach. Recently had a CFO who eschewed NET30 for EOM90 (meaning an invoice dated 2nd Jan wouldn't be paid until the end of April and wouldn't clear in their account until early May. As I left he was shoving out to NET120. More often, he'd decide a payment run was "too large" and shove stuff to the following week to "apologise for the oversight" if contacted about it, and sometimes this would be for several weeks past. Didn't matter that the company was sat on the cash reserves to clear it all, didn't matter that we'd frequently have to fight for ceased services or being on-block.

He and I didn't see eye to eye. I don't complain with him playing games like that with Dell or Amazon, but I took great issue with him applying that to the small sole-trader that did network cabling and alarms, or the sole-trader that fitted our self-sourced boardroom equipment. The thought of the impact of his antics on our smaller suppliers and their families (particularly in the run up to Christmas) made me feel physically sick. He on the other hand seemingly slept well regardless. I'm not a religious man, but I'd love for him to have to face the consequences of his actions.

Having moved jobs, I now have a CFO who holds NET30 as an absolute and a CEO that actually shouted at me when I couldn't bring the expenses system back online quickly enough in early December because he couldn't approve new staff expenses. I love this - he was upset he couldn't pay his people and absolutely had the right attitude. Didn't matter that the fix wasn't (quite) me, I rank the calibre of the man for that being the most upset I've seen him.

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Re: Fairly Minor but...

Not to pick (as I bloody love WO discussion turning up in random places I'm not expecting it) but I understood that Rolls purposefully "said the quiet bit out loud" about keeping WO idle, but in reality he was always a better engineer than a businessman or self-publicist. We got ~10yrs of magic and if I wouldn't need it to make use of it, I'd give my arm for a Cricklewood. My understanding was that Rolls actually wanted the engine tech that WO had developed and, whilst part of taking Bentley as a marque protected them from the splitting of their client base, WO was put to work making Rolls' designs better? Rolls were happy with this arrangement as they looked savvy, indifferent and composed, and WO got to remove most of the stress of the non-oily bits of his work life whilst his lineage continued and the financial matters sorted themselves.

Schools are swotting up on security yet still flunk recovery when cyberattacks strike

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Let's unpick this a bit.

Schools got turned in to "acadamies" which ballooned in to "multi-academy trusts", mostly under the disastrously wasteful Building Schools for the Future campaign - and don't get me started on the to-this-day impact of Blair's Wonga-economics and lack of controls. The Local Authority who has the non-academy schools and the trusts (who are now allowed to be run as businesses) are viewing IT as a cost-centre with the LEA often outsourcing their IT to the likes of Capita or similar.

Where they're outsourced, they've got punitive clauses for leaving sites without a mouse, or not responding to a dead classroom display but the outsourcer are playing a game to achieve maximum profit whilst knowing they will get stung for missing some targets but not caring about performance overall. Both options are largely staffed by a rotating door of the cheapest possible entry level first-line hands-and-eyes who are simultaneously stretched thin and run ragged, having to cover multiple sites. The only end-user difference is that where they're insourced it's the same story, but with no "senior escalation" path or strategic IT leadership.

The trusts are thus the worst. Paying a pittance, they expect an overstretched hands-and-eyes level junior without mentoring to play architect or believe a supplier can be courted by a non-IT "business manager" to deliver an effective IT experience. It's all just cables and wires after all, Microsoft 365 comes with inherent backup, we bought a shiny firewall from the vendor, and we're safe because Windows has an antivirus program like 1997 on every PC. Kids can't complain when they get the blunt end - it's a captive audience and worst case they'll have to re-do their coursework when/if it goes missing with no pain to the trust's profit margin. Teachers will complain with issues but they're largely replaceable and there's some churn and supply-teacher-overhead built in to the profit model.

So when the juniors and the vendors are left to move from the legacy Microsoft Tenant to the trust that's bought them's shared Microsoft Tenant and collate on-prem storage with legacy SharePoint storage on to the new Tenant, there's no risk...to the trust. It doesn't matter that the juniors have lost a lifetime of curated and polished cumulative teacher resources by the whole of the Science team, or the Y10 coursework for the new Y11 students. The teachers can just recreate this year, it'll be good to have a fresh start with modern resources. The kids can just re-do it - I mean they probably all have copies at home anyway as they've all got a laptop each because they spend all their life on TikTok, right? Doesn't matter that the teachers have been given 135 pages of CYA policies to read, signed and tested by the legal manager and 16hrs of safeguarding training by the safeguarding lead as well as a predictive grading sheet for 260 children they've barely met by the deputy headteacher and the Head of Year has agreed a parents evening for Y8 in the second week whilst the new head of their department has instigated a mark-every-word policy, they can just recreate every lesson from scratch.

And we wonder why there's a young person's mental health crisis, and a crisis in teaching. Don't worry though, it's been nearly 14 months with the current one so it's about time she was shuffled to another role as she's probably just at the point where she understands it. As to the kids, let's just slap a glossy "Mental Health Awareness" week together instead of stopping looking at education as a way to funnel taxpayer money to private businesses and fixing the root causes. Don't worry about the junior IT guys, there's an endless supply of them and the NHS will pick up their pieces.

/rant

Britain's policing minister punts facial recog nationwide

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Re: Funnily enough....

It's not the """surveillance""" that concerns me, it's a potential backdoor/toehold in to my local network to use as a springboard if a situation deteriorated that does.

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Re: How many of those were in error?

Also, it is their job to collate the evidence in a reasonable and timely manner, to respond in time to witness/interact when the opportunity arises and/or to behave in a professional manner when doing their role (not to waste time intimidating members of the public to no recourse). My experiences over 25 years would overwhelmingly tip to suggest the misalignment between arrest/summons and conviction rates just might have something to do with this.

Cybercrooks ripped the wheels off at Jaguar Land Rover. Here's how not to get taken for a ride

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Oh oh! Story time! I know it's an older thread, but you'll love this.

Apparently the Metro production line was two long straight buildings with a gap between the short ends (like one long line with a gap in the middle). However, cars would start production in the middle, working outward. They'd be made to run before being driven from the end of building one, outside, on factory roads around to building two to finish production which constituted a mechanical test.

Building 2 was a critical part of paint and they'd paint without washing the car down. In the height of summer, this was fine. In rain, less so. In winter, the internal factory roads were gritted. Hence some Metros were seemingly fine where others rotted away in just a few years.

Dirac audio glitch finally silenced in Windows 11 24H2

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Re: Elephant...

DIRAC is pretty cool to be honest. It's primarily talked about in terms of room correction and calibration for big AV setups but could be used to correct smaller setups. It uses a calibrated microphone to hear the impact of various chirps and waves from each speaker and how they behave in the setting given the listening position of someone's head, then records this and corrects the audio coming out of that speaker in real time (EQ & delay) to make sure it sounds as intended.

FWIW, there are a lot of snake-oil audio things out there, this isn't one of them.

OpenAI reportedly on the hook for $300B Oracle Cloud bill

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Re: But the empire he has no clothes

I notice a pattern. Wonder what the bubble of 2230 will be.

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Re: But the empire he has no clothes

I maintain, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it". You mention the dotcom boom, I think of the 1830s scrabble to invest in anything related to a railway in the UK. Anyone got any earlier examples?

VMware to lose 35 percent of workloads in three years – some to its friends at ‘proper clouds’

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A cautionary tale

I don't disagree in theory. I was however in the last four years, the (technical) owner of a platform for a B2B2C manufacturer of a commodity product in a specific industry in the UK. I'd hazard almost all here own ~10-15 of the items in question and they're reasonably painfully expensive. It's a small industry so I don't want to clarify too much but I'd guess there are ~10 manufacturers of that scale in the UK with countless resellers.

It's easy to state you need to "develop your in-house skills" but the industry in question had two viable UK providers of what can reasonably be approximated to be an ERP. In order to operate either of these (particularly in the weird incestuous way this industry operates) you need a skilled person in your specific ""ERP"". You could arguably convert someone from one to another but I'd estimate you'd need at least an intensive year to get to the point the specialist could stand on their own two feet, in which time you'd (as a company) be running without safety net or ability to move direction. Given the amount of industry knowledge you'd need as well as an understanding of IT (the two don't really go together) just to *start* the process of becoming an expert, you'd need to find a unicorn who was sufficiently motivated to box themselves in to a single role for the rest of their working lives, and then spend ~3yrs to get them to start to figure it out themselves.

We found the best way was to find a really, really competent and young order processing bod with an IT interest and try to convince them that this was a long-term career choice.

Simple fact was, if you lost "yours", there really were only ~20 or so people in the UK that were capable of being that person at any given time, and most of them were spoken for and/or elsewhere geographically. The value in them having the depth of knowledge having done it for years was immeasurable. Comedically and counter-intuitively, the salaries they brought were (as expected in the industry) pitiful versus the value they brought to the business.

It's not always as simple as just "growing your own"!

UK tech minister booted out in weekend cabinet reshuffle

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Re: Who?

About 14 months. *Just* long enough to be seen to have "held" the post, just short enough not to have been able to do more than get up to speed, attend some lunches and be moved on.

CHANGE PLACES!

Sainsbury's eyes up shoplifters with live facial recognition

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I'm not saying I've got a fix for it but I'm struggling to find blame for the supermarkets here. The arrest/summons (not conviction) rate for reported crime dropped from 15% in 2019 (terrifyingly low) to 5.2% in early 2024. Last I heard (although I'm struggling to find a source) it was under 2% for the previous 12mths. The sheer volume of people just walking in to retail stores, picking what they want and walking out unchallenged is anecdotally skyrocketing as the police won't attend/investigate and simply issue a Crime Number so insurance carries the weight. Not necessarily saying I've fix for the police either.

Bearing in mind the legal impact of tackling the thieves (security, staff members or to the thieves themselves) and any lawsuit that might arise, and the lack of police support when it happens, and the lack of ramifications when it happens, are we really blaming the supermarkets from trying to at least do some basic policing and banning?

CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it

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Nope. 15c. Weirdest sensation. It was clammy and damp and cold, like some sort of theme park pre-ride immersive queue experience.

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Similar tale but instead of an aircon, I got a bathroom extractor fan with self-closing cover hooked to a thermostat. When the cover stuck, the motor superheated and the whole thing caught fire, it created giant plastic flakes that filled the server room. The G5 HP kit ran the fans like a 747 at takeoff, pulled all the flakes in, then packed them tight inside before thermal shutdown. There was a 10ft scorch mark up the side of the building to boot.

Bless it, the kit was vacuumed out and then booted with no issues. The room was cleaned. The CEO agreed to a real server room aircon unit, which was the first our HVAC contractor had ever installed and immediately malfunctioned to 15c and 86% humidity (felt like a tropical rainforest) before getting it right. The HP servers and MSA soldiered on.

That's why I choose HP kit still.

Basic projector repair job turns into armed encounter at secret bunker

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Re: How did you get in here?

You remind me of time I spent working for a Financial Services company in Sheffield, notable in memory for having to individually badge through every door in both directions (regardless if you were coming through with someone else). One weekend, having led my team to tackle a "cab tidy" we'd powered the lot at 5pm to find a network look in-play. As that evening was the annual company "event" and it was a 9-5 M-F org, I elected to send the team home and re-group at 10am the next day, heading to the event myself.

At ~02:30AM with my team a little worse for wear I had the bright idea to head back in and fix the loop so they could sleep in on Sunday. This I duly did within around 90 minutes...before letting the door shut to the server room with my pass still in it. As a FS company, I'd need it to badge out of the floor and also to leave the building. A sheepish call to my #2 had him come rescue me...

That in turn reminds me of fighting the man-traps in Telehouse North, where the toilet was outside the secured entry and server inside. For this one, you scanned something (retina? 3d finger? fingerprint?) and then went in the man-trap, a Star Trek transporter looking thing with a door at front and back, and scales in the base. The door behind closed (painfully slowly), and only then did it consider whether your biometric and weight married something it expected: if it did, the front door opened; if not, the door behind you opened and you started again, with no indication as to why. Often with these projects there's the thought of "it's a 30 min build, so I'll get it going and *then* go out to the toilet". At one point, having drunk rather a lot of water and the prep taken a little longer than hoped, I finally ran off. I fought the thing fourteen times before it let me out. I learned my lesson.

The UK Online Safety Act is about censorship, not safety

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Re: "too many parents don’t want to parent their children"

I don't disagree that many have to work multiple jobs or long hours in one job. That said, whilst regularly bursting to ~80-100hrs per week from 2017-2021 (occasional 130hrs but that's a different story), having bought our 3yo first an Amazon Kids tablet and then later an iPad, I was perfectly able (and insistent) to set up parental controls. Her Switch has parental controls. The iPad has become easier with revisions to do so, but plenty of spoon-fed guides exist for the layman or newcomer.

Websites exist that support child protection approaches. Yes, few "regular" parents would be able to set a time-bound secondary SSID to route through a Pi-type gateway and custom DNS, but you bet your ass they're capable of locking down their old iPhone with Family controls (~1hr), using parental controls on a Switch (~minutes) or visiting their ISP's page on that safety control (~20 seconds). None are perfect but the WoNT sOmeONe ThINk OF mY cHIldrEN brigade who can't be bothered with a cursory search on protecting their children shouldn't take priority over the basic freedoms of the general public. I extrapolate to children on unregistered dirt bikes, those that aren't potty trained when they get to primary school or ones seemingly out after midnight without curfew, all similar levels of parenting.

"Lack of time because of multiple jobs" is not an excuse for "I gave my child unfettered access to the internet"

Don't cave to Euro censorship or backdoor demands, Uncle Sam warns US tech firms

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Et tu, brute?

"President Trump has put a swift end to the weaponization of the federal government against Americans and their freedoms"

Well that's somewhere between a staggering nothingburger of a statement and an outright lie. The foreign nations being asked under five-eyes to put efforts in to Americans of interest, and share their data back to the US "so we're not spying on our own people" have entered the chat, alongside the US's direct use of Pegasus against its own people "but only for special cases that might impact national security".

There's a reason politicians speak like an addendum to 1984, and it's because they don't traditionally venture in to waters where they don't want to stir up the silt. I understand that "the modern truth" is what you can make people believe, often what is shouted loudest. That said, get your own house in order before you start throwing stones, or shut up and go back in your corner.

And as to the UK politicians with less competence and understanding of technical matters than a soggy blancmange, sit down, you're embarrassing yourself (and us by extension) on a global scale.

I started losing my digital privacy in 1974, aged 11

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Re: My irony meter went SPROING!

I've talked about this at length before. The biggest issue is lack of drive from top management to front line staff to change working processes and align. Scope creep is endless because "Dave's always collected this information at Radiology in trust A, but trust B collects at admit" so there needs to be an option to have the boxes in both forms and the subsequent processes to support. Until we recognise that an X-Ray in Cardiff is the same as one in Hull and tell Janet that she can't have her triplicate paper print of the admittance form on a green sheet provided in to the box on the wall outside her office as part of the Outpatient team's onboarding because she's had it like that since she started in 1993, we're going to continue to have to build all-things-to-all-people massively configurable systems. I cite an annecdote of a single team in one of 20 "identical" country wide sites that on the day of go live of a phone system once announced a "critical" feature that cost us a £5.5k hardware interface card, two engineering days and a suite of wireless handsets - and a management stack (to directors) that cited that "the team is under too much workload to consider changing their processes to match everyone else" - that process for everyone else being to take a phone call in one of two offices (rather than in the 10 metre corridor between them or kitchen opposite) during an evening and take paper notes to add to their system later, or enter them directly (rather than relying on a voice recording).

Yes, different workflows and employee responsibilities do exist. It's a hospital and should be standardised.

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Re: Why would you ever delete patient data?

I don't disagree in an ideal world. The ultimate challenge with your hypothesis is that *you* own your data and as such get to deem who can hold and process it. Your insurer can't deny you based on information they're not supposed to have...but let's extrapolate (with some hypotheticals around both you and "placeholder" organisations/scenarios). I cite the EU's "choose your browser" debacle or "this site contains cookies" popups for how much the public hate being bombarded with choices, so another of these around "we're storing data" would be popular. Remember that if you accept once for a period, and your data is sold in period, then retract, your data can't be un-sold.

You have a $socialmedia profile and have done since '08 when, at the (legal, terms-appropriate) age of 13, you selected some options about your data - perhaps not understanding yet, perhaps not caring, perhaps just not intending to use $socialmedia for "that". You're diagnosed with $condition in 2021 and join a group for that on $socialmedia to discuss and get support. Your insurer legally purchases a number of email addresses from $socialmedia company, based on permissions you gave at sign up, who are members of groups with $condition in the title as part of a wider profiling approach and cross-reference that against prospects or customers. They see you have 3x accounts on 3x platforms. Another dataset from $searchengine (because you're registered under your country's local extension of the UK's Online Safety Act so it's tied to your email) shows you interacted with an advert for $medicalproduct that has good applications for $condition and/or your search results show you suffering complications. Your store card data shows your purchasing habits changing because of $condition, and you agreed to the data use by signing up - noting that in the UK, pricing without one is ~30-40% higher on around 30% of your shop.

$insurer now has a decent idea that you (whether you and your medical provider has noticed it or not) are significantly more advanced with $condition and has profiled you in the 5% that will degrade at greater cost to them. As such they refuse insurance and cancel your policy. With car insurance in the UK, this insurer-side cancellation has to be declared in future and is punitive so not only is there a highly visible marker on you as a warning to others, but costs skyrocket - if you can get insurance.

Yes, I wrote a very expensive bug. In my defense I was only seven years old at the time

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Re: Great "Who, Me?"

Been meaning to buy a slide rule to teach my 9yo and hopefully buy her the same loophole I had at the end of the 90s about "no calculators in exams". I've ordered *that* one. Thanks for the model check.

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Re: fastest backups in the west

Can...can we not just have one? Please? I don't feel I'm being greedy? Surely we can just have the one? Maybe two so we can cross each way?

Surely someone can break-even running one and treat it as a CSR/marketing piece?

Former and current Microsofties react to the latest round of layoffs

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Re: MS is the new IBM

I've been saying for ages that AI smacks of the dotcom boom and bust. That said, if we didn't learn the lessons with the advent of trains in the first half of c19th, we've got no hope.

Microsoft dumps AI into Notepad as 'Copilot all the things' mania takes hold in Redmond

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Re: Reminders.txt

[MS AI]: Yes, I've checked and it's "3". Is there anything else I can help you with today?

British govt agents step in as Harrods becomes third mega retailer under cyberattack

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Re: M&S Store shopping - no stock at the best of times

Noting I'm not vegan, having been at the coal-face for a (relatively) short lived meat-alternative firm, I can offer the other side of this coin.

The original purpose was a meat-alternative that was both environmentally friendly and didn't need to be endured. We ran a proof-of-concept that was initially global, and would have been regionalised in growth. Note that we: grew a crop locally in Canada; locally harvested and trucked to a near-ish big city; reprocessed the crop; air-freighted it to the European mainland; ground shipped it to a facility in that country; processed it in to various meals; ground shipped it to a storage facility in that country; ground-freighted it to a UK storage facility; sea-freighted it to New York; ground shipped it to test market in Seattle; and sold it there. With all that, it was still demonstrably lower carbon footprint than rearing an animal locally in Seattle and selling it through "normal" approach.

Shame about the company and internal issues. Some of the products you genuinely would struggle to tell the difference. (Some were a dumpster fire mind).

Fujitsu promised to sit out UK deals ... then Northern Ireland called with £125M

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Herein lies the issue. Is there any fundamental difference between Land Registry in NI, Scot, Wales or England? One assumes not, and if there is, that these hurdles should be cleared and processes aligned so there is not. We all know this (as every other government software procurement) is going to overrun, be subject to re-scoping and scope creep, take bathtubs of additional monies and ultimately be in place for at least twice (if not 3x) as long as planned with a lucrative support contract.

Why is the government funding individual platforms?

Trump blinks: 'Substantially' lower China tariffs promised

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Does anyone else feel like they're watching the antithesis to "the West Wing" in real time?

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