* Posts by khjohansen

315 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jul 2012

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Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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Joke

Re: invented (!)

[chuckles in north-germanic]

Copilot spills the beans, summarizing emails it's not supposed to read

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Re: What protection policies?

Items marked as "Confidential" are obviously extra-valuable and will be itemised as such when we sell on your data ...

US tech giants open their wallets for AI-friendly politicians

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"States Rights" and "Small Guv'nment" are GOP core tenets!

... Until the Hyperdonors bring out the checkbooks - legislation à la mode

for the price of a few weeks PR budget.

Romanian rail workers accused of bribery turned to ChatGPT for legal tips

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RE: Chatty GPT

I'd suggest they've been using employer-supplied devices (!)

Autonomous cars, drones cheerfully obey prompt injection by road sign

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Re: QR Codes

Hmmm can you make QR codes that are IR (or UV) -only visible?

ICE knocks on ad tech’s data door to see what it knows about you

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Re: Hmm

I feel old - Remember the outrage over Obama's FEMA camps??

Windows fails to tip the scales in grocery store deployment

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Meh

What with grocery prices these days ...

You might want to update the prices of apples AND potatoes on the hour - every hour!

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: "a large US-based aircraft company"

"Locjkheed and Northrop" more likely to have their failures covered up by the DoD - TFTFY!

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Re: FOOF

I'm getting some .. 1930es *German Rocketry* vibes ... here!

Microsoft Windows Media Player stops serving up CD album info

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Re: “Smeared with Jam”

All Mod Cons!

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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Re: Re middle finmnger

Former leader of Uganda ... but, well :>

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Re: Can't remember keys...

C is copy, X is cut! ;)

Ultimate camouflage tech mimics octopus in scientific first

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Coat

Re: Bond movie

Does the villain cover the White House in gold as part of some sinister plot?

MI6 chief: We'll be as fluent in Python as we are in Russian

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Coat

Re: Thank goodness she said Python

Isn't the relevant profession "universal exports"??

Repent ye inefficient – the ‘Palantir-ization’ of IT services is upon us

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Re: If you own the meaning of the words

Tautological Gobble-de-gook ... See, I also know words!

Denmark takes a Viking swing at VPN-enabled piracy

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Re: Yet another one

Unlikely - all the phat ones go through the UK:

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/submarine-cables/

ICE-tracking app developer sues Trump admin after Apple spikes the software

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Re: Apple Store is not a speech platform

Ahh Yes ... But as the AG is ON RECORD as directing Apple to remove the app, it's not about Apple policies, but Gov. overreach!

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Re: Not a good situation

"Open Borders" my ... backside!

https://www.migrationpolicy.org/article/biden-deportation-record

The current ICE theatre (for some reason mostly in areas with "majority Democrat voters") is about provoking a "state of emergency"

Vibe coding: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing (Sorry, Linus)

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Re: different results over time for exactly the same prompts

Rupert Hine ??

It's a good time to be the arms dealer for the AI boom

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Re: Bubbles are great ways to get rich...

Selling shovels during the Gold Rush ... !

Alibaba releases chatbot that produces error when asked about Tiananmen Square

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Re: Which famous politician resembles Pooh Bear?

Mud Grass Horse??

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

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Chapter 13??

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RaaS

Religion as a Service??

Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams

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Headmaster

Quality training

Where will we find the "best practice" software on which to train AI ?

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

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Re: Non-Union

Not buying it!

Student employees would be covered by the Collective Agreement, surely! Or would this be one of those fake "this workplace only" unions, in the pocket of the employer?

AI boffins teach office supplies to predict your next move

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Batteries ... for the weak!

You can still get those - where the "smart" functions are a trigger, actuated by paper (or any object!!), and a "almost out of staples" light!

https://www.lomax.dk/kontorartikler/skrivebordstilbehoer/haeftemaskiner/rapid-r5080e-el-haeftemaskine--80-ark--graa-8401124/

Tech industry grad hiring crashes 46% as bots do junior work

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Re: Disguised recession

"Money thrown at net zero" - I dunno about UK, but in Denmark it means real money/jobs putting up solar/wind turbines

Dell enters the earbud market with kit you can control from the cloud

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Mushroom

Re: Shorted

When I hear "Dell" and "capacitors" I think of Optiplexes and capacitors quite capable of shorting themselves ...

UK chancellor Putin the blame on Russia for cyber chaos, but evidence says otherwise

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Thumb Up

Re: Evidence

I'd take Rik Mayall - he did a somewhat related role in "The new Statesman"!

Jaguar Land Rover U-turns to confirm 'some data' affected after cyber prang

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Re: Jagar?

... JAAAaaaaGG </Clarkson>

NASA finds best evidence of life on Mars so far

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Happy

Re: Where astronomy meets gastronomy

Look at those cavemen go / it's the freakiest show!

It's AI all the way down as Google's AI cites web pages written by AI

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AI centipede

... DON'T google for teh humanoid alternative!

Huawei counts cost of Western bans as UK business withers

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Alert

RE: Re: FUD

"vastly enriching a country run by an aggressive dictatorship" ... sarcasm??

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0j9l08902eo

India hails 'first' home-grown chip as a milestone despite very modest specs

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Self reliance

Having a home-grown source for more pedestrian applications - like automotive & household appliances - has inherent benefits.

Bring your own brain? Why local LLMs are taking off

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WTF?

Re: "a beacon of identity amid the vast seascape of discourse..."

Uuhhh ... amanfrommars is that the new you??

Trump's gold-plated smartphone can't seem to decide which design to copy

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Re: Success Awaits

" Campaign contributions shall not be infringed " /cynicism

Mysterious X-37B spaceplane flies again, this time carrying a quantum GPS alternative

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Re: Dead reckoning

A sextant on a submersible is .. ahh ... impractical?

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

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Re: Sometimes..

Did it still look/work like an oven after fitting? This makes all the difference!

Nvidia gives its tiniest workstation GPUs a Blackwell boost

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Re: ... within a 70-watt energy diet

Somehow the SFF card gets by on half ... https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/products/workstations/professional-desktop-gpus/

(Oh the memory BW is two-thirds)

The dead need right to delete their data so they can't be AI-ified, lawyer says

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Re: Since when do the dead have rights?

... Only if you're Republican! ( look up difference in sentences, Edward Snodgrass vs. Crystal Mason cases)

AWS wiped my account of 10 years, says open source dev

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Black Helicopters

Re: Sympathy?

... we have no records of this "John Connor"!

Trump teases ‘approximately’ 100 percent tariff for imported semiconductors

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To the US aerospace, defence & auto industries ...

Good luck, it was nice knowing you!

Microsoft gives in to Chromebook bullies and drops Windows 11 SE

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Coat

Early Bird

- don't even mention the Early Worm!

Elon outs $16.5B Samsung chip deal Tesla asked to keep secret

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Coat

Re: So....

... Clown Extra Ordinaire ...

Windows 11 is a minefield of micro-aggressions in the shipping lane of progress

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Black Helicopters

If we can't use Huawei B/C "hostile power"

... how can we trust Microsoft with our data??

US signals intention to rethink job H-1B lottery

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Re: Thank you

Organize - Unionize- collective bargaining is the way to $$

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Re: Bottom

You're playing into the exploiters hands by confusing race with class warfare ...

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RE: Before socialism

Karl Marx "Das Kapital" 1st print was 1867, the Paris Commune was 1871, thus socialism/communism were well established before Bismarck became chancellor.

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RE: Less Dynamic ...

Make your mind up, please!

Is Europe a stagnant cesspool, or a multi-cultural globalist cauldron ... >;)

Coldplay kiss-cam flap proves we’re already our own surveillance state

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This level of "service" used to be reserved for royalty ...

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