* Posts by nijam

2111 publicly visible posts • joined 4 Nov 2011

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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>...none of you can prove that you exist in the first place...

I hallucinate, therefore I am.

Not sure whether I was ever in the first place, though.

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Re: Scary, truly scary

> But what is truly scary is what they get us to believe and do.

Same as politicians, then.

Amazon's vibe-coding tool Kiro reportedly vibed too hard and brought down AWS

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> ... the company insists the downtime was ultimately due to human error

Namely, installing and operating AI software.

You probably can't trust your password manager if it's compromised

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Do you really think that Joe User will bother to lock his front door, let alone have somewhere to keep his keys?

Some of them seem to manage it, apparently.

Microsoft rolls out Windows 11 26H1, but you can't have it

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"Microsoft has released Windows 11 26H1 but is warning the vast majority of users that it is not for them."

Microsoft has released Windows but is warning the vast majority of users that it is not for them.

River project swims against the Wayland tide with modular window management

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Re: When it gets to the point where you can use 'export DISPLAY=remotebox.lan:0.0' let me know

Well, I'm a generous soul and I choose to believe that Wayland was based on good intentions. Or one good intention, anyway.

They have assiduously followed that path, and are well on the way (inevitably, as predicted by a well-known saying) to hell. Or a kind of hell, anyway.

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

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I don't post as an AC, so they should be banned?

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> ... this would just yet another opportunity for politicians and lobbies to get the boot in.

All too true. Every UK political party believes the BBC to have long-term bias against them.

Possibly because news media based of factual reporting will tend to be biased against almost all political opinions.

Matrix is quietly becoming the chat layer for governments chasing digital sovereignty

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Re: I keep reading that...

> I wonder how long until they ban them.

UK ahead of the game there as well, remember the Red Flag act? Given the state of our roads, no-one will be able to use cars within a few years.

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Re: Big fan of Matrix/Element

> Hurrah in the UK !!!

If it's secure, the UK government will be demanding backdoors, of course. Because they're ... Oh, I can't be arsed to finish that sentence.

UK council digs deeper into capital assets to keep Oracle project afloat

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> ... remove all tax breaks and charitable status from the same private schools ...

...so that all pupils currently there will immediately require a place at a government-funded school. Doh!

How one developer used Claude to build a memory-safe extension of C

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> ...vibe programming is so much more efficient on time when done correctly...

That's on a par with saying "C is memory-safe when done correctly".

KDE Plasma 6.6 beta ships a login manager that won't log in without systemd

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Re: directions & priorities

I'm becoming steadily more inclined to think KDE and GNOME can disappear up one another's backsides.

Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch

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> Microsoft needs to insource windows development again, the outsourcers are terrible.

And you think that will improve things?

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> ... - that was taking a huge leap forward

- that was taking a huge leap in an indetermninate direction.

UK government exempting itself from flagship cyber law inspires little confidence

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It's goverment departments and agencies that most need to comply with this legislation, of course.

Most devs don't trust AI-generated code, but fail to check it anyway

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This is consistent with the long-standing observation that checking someone else's code is significantly more difficult that writing the equivalent code.

While you pay through the nose for memory, Samsung expects to triple its profits in Q4

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> ...South Korean electronics cabal ...

Do you mean "South Korean electronics chaebol"? Or is there something I don't know? (Obviously there is, but specifically about cabals?)

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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Re: Filing bug reports to further enshittification

> Hopefully he makes fewer typos in his code than in his prose.

Actually, I hope his code is just as bad.

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Re: Hold on - something wrong here

> ... they will decide what is best for you.

You mean "they will decide, without the slightest level of understanding or any attempt to acquire such, what is best for them."

What if Linux ran Windows… and meant it? Meet Loss32

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Re: If you

> ... Office 365 in Windows "just works" as long as the underlying hardware and software installation is in good working order.

You said "in Windows", implying that "the underlying hardware and software installation" is pretty much guaranteed to not be "in good working order."

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Re: If you

> If you can install office 365 on a linux box with no glitches, nerfs, bugs, ...

You can't install office 365 anywhere without those things.

StockHistory function becomes StockMystery as Microsoft Excel bugs out

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Making everything worse is simply a marketing tool to make AI look better. But only a Marketing Tool would think that was a good idea.

Your smart TV is watching you and nobody's stopping it

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> ...social media is a total waste of anyone’s time...

That's exactly what it was designed for.

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella becomes AI influencer, asks us all to move beyond slop

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Re: Well he's a goner....

> ...they bet the farm on wrong horse...

The real crunch comes when you (or for that matter his investors) realise he was betting with someone else's money.

Microsoft wants to replace its entire C and C++ codebase, perhaps by 2030

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> "Our strategy is to combine AI and Algorithms to rewrite Microsoft’s largest codebases"

As if their codebase weren't bad enough already.

Bishop of Hong Kong tells peers AI is not the devil's work

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Well, it's kind of understandable if only because AI seems very much like religion.

Reddit sues Australia to exempt itself from kids social media ban

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Re: Rant

Allow me to venture the view that the world would keep on turning, and probably be better off, without corrupt governments exercising ever-increasing surveillance and control over the people they are supposed to serve.

Just because you (vehemently) detest (some) social media does not make this a good law, nor does it make the goverment that passed it (or other goverments that will inevitably try something similar) any better.

Microsoft won't fix .NET RCE bug affecting slew of enterprise apps, researchers say

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> users should avoid consuming untrusted input ...

e.g. software from a company that first exploits its customers, then insults them for being exploited.

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Re: Irrelevant

> The team I work on has inherited a .net framework web API.

How very careless of you. If your gift horse comes from the Microsoft stable, it's too late to look it in the mouth - it's the other end of its digestive system that will be shitting on you.

Vibe coding will deliver a wonderful proliferation of personalized software

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Re: If this was slashdot...

> All wet dreams of MBA-types wanting to use cheap labour to replace expensive skilled workers.

... when, ironically, vibe coding would be only just about capable of replacing MBA-types.

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Based on my experience, I could add "You want a pile of shit? The Domino server is all you need."

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Re: Mixed opinions

> The opinion pieces are always 'Left vs Right' to cover the political landscape of the US of A.

I think you mean "The opinion pieces are always 'Right vs slightly more Right' to cover the political landscape of the US of A."

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Re: Job losses

> ...we're probably going to have to learn to walk before we can run...

Whereas out there, AI is running before it can even crawl.

Window Maker Live 13.2 brings 32-bit life to Debian 13

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Presumably anyone still running 32-bit-only systems won't be able to afford a contribution to their funding, though?

Home Office kept police facial recognition flaws to itself, UK data watchdog fumes

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I believe they mean "Our priority is protecting ourselves from the public."

Rebuilding VisiCorp's Visi On UI reveals how Apple defined the GUI era

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Yeah, Apple are interior decorators, not architects.

Windows 11 needs an XP SP2 moment, says ex-Microsoft engineer

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Personally, I think it needs a "Ratner moment".

Dorset Council ditching customized SAP for £14M Oracle overhaul

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Re: Are not council business requirements largely the same across the UK?

> Some councils have housing, some don't.

Surely you mean "Some councils have one or more items on their haousing roster, some have zero." Any numerate person can cope with the use of zero to mean none. So, do councils have established rules against employing numrate staff?

Microsoft exec finds AI cynicism 'mindblowing'

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Re: He's right, as far as it goes

> The fact a thought leader at Microsoft doesn't understand ...

... anything at all shouldn't be surprising.

Is he actually an AI? Or just an A?

FCC looks to torch Biden-era cyber rules sparked by Salt Typhoon mess

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Re: Call me cynical...

> ... the man "hired" to "drain the swamp" is ...

... the swamp personified.

Developer battled to write his own documentation, but lost the boss fight

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Re: Hmm

> They're too close to the product, don't understand the often silly mistakes customers make, and get very upset when the professional writers want to change their highly technical content into better and more readable English.

Unfortunately, unlike the developers, they're too far from the product. End of, in my bitter experience. You just go round a useless loop of the documentation team removing crucial information and replacing it with well-written, clear, easy to understand, errors.

De-duplicating the desktops: Let's come together, right now

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Re: Always looking the wrong way at the wrong thing.

> I've spent this century avoiding Outlook so ...

... maybe you're not the right person to complain about the alternatives being no use to (fill in your choice of user category here).

Microsoft teases agents that become ‘independent users within the workforce’

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> “If they can join meeting and send emails/messages to people – what happens if they go rogue?

> It could be sending sensitive data to the wrong people, providing incorrect information,

> or it could be sending strange or offensive messages…how is that to be prevented,

> monitored, and acted upon?”

Same as you do with the PHBs, and for the same reason.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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> It's difficult to pinpoint precisely where it went wrong for Microsoft when it comes to quality.

As someone who was working with other classes of computer when MS-DOS "came out", my experience since suggests the answer is "Whan Microsoft were founded."

Win10 still clings to over 40% of devices weeks after Microsoft pulls support

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> LibreOffice occasionally screws up some of the formatting.

So does MS Office, of course.

Also, most formatting "problems" come about because the user's PC doesn't have the correct fonts installed.

From Intel to the infinite, Pat Gelsinger wants Christian AI to change the world

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Re: Bring out the comfy chair!

No need to insult van Vogt.

Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams

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Re: IF A IS TRUE, THEN A IS TRUE

> ... AI isn't going to fix crap software ...

It will fix the flaws in the various strains of malware long before it delivers any benifit in cybersecuirty, of course.

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Re: This...

The 1951 novel "the Marching Morons" by Cyril Kornbluth describes all this perfectly, except fot the petty - albeit malicious - vindictivess of the man currently demolishing the US government. And, as an aside, the White House, though that's just collateral damage.

Grounded jet engines take off again as datacenter generators

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Re: Old hat!

> ... full unctionality of the site ...

Because the tour was run by the PR team?