Posts by Inventor of the Marmite Laser

Flustercuck

AI powered tools and MSN

Well, that's two reasons not to use Edge straight away.

Shouldn't there be a minus in front of those figures?

And that's only coming out NOW?

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with.

Hang on.....

Recall not working - So that's a problem HOW?

Clippy on amphetamine

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

"more intelligent and personalized services." Will it have the intelligence to adapt to my personal preferences and uninstall itself?

"Of the 1.5 billion PCs in use today, 30 percent are four years old or more."

All those PCs can happily run Linux.

"44 percent of respondents believe AI PCs are a gimmick or futuristic""

Really,,? I thought it'd have been far higher.

Just another thing for Microsoft to create another flustercuck out of.

Personal assistant? Can it go get tea and biscuits, making sure to nab as many of the good biscuits as possible?

I want an AU PC as much as I want a 3D TV.

I don't want either.

I've had a few brushes with AI driven search.

I no longer use it and actively avoid it. It's rubbish.

Fun fact. Oklo is also the name of a place in Africa, where about 15 perfectly natural nuclear reactors have been found, dating from about 2 billion years ago.

It's "natural", so it's good for you, innit?

https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/news/meet-oklo-the-earths-two-billion-year-old-only-known-natural-nuclear-reactor

Small scale team meeting (just 3 or 4 of us all told) in team managers office, clustered round her pole mounted monitor.

"Have a look at this" she says and punched a key on her laptop. An impressive amount of nothing appeared on the screen.

I am sat to one side and could see the edge of her monitor.

And the power rocker switch on the back.

Which was off.

Hello I'm Clippy

You owe us LOADS of money. LOADS. Dont argue, just pay.

"640k should be enough for anyone"

Why aren't all corporate fines imposed as a % of gross turnover?

Yus m'lady

That's all

When all the technodribble has been soaked into the drooling bandana of indifference and the spiky pineapple of marketing hype has been stuffed into the anaesthetised arsehole of contempt, I'm left just wondering exactly how big and ruinously the mega-crap, sorry, mega-corp, will be increasing prices for no other reason than "because we can"

I guess pretty much like the way Three screwed me over by about 500% when they arbitrarily gouged the venerable "321" tariff prices because - you guessed if - "they could".

May the repellent tolerant fleas of a thousand camels infect their sandpaper tendered genital regions.

So. The source of full-on asteroid deflecting x-rays will be what? How will it be directed?