* Posts by Brewster's Angle Grinder

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It's not just Big Tech: The UK's Online Safety Act applies across the board

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Re: if you are a small, text-based forum,

That's eminently sensible. It will just take a while for those things to emerge. Software could ship with it.

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I think it's already law, isn't it? But a few hundred people here, and a few hundred people there, don't add up to nearly seventy million. Hopefully, the courts will take a more reasonable line and draw it more tightly. But I don't see much backtracking is likely.

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I haven't looked at the legislation, yet. But if you are a small, text-based forum, do you even need to bother with the risk assessment? You, ahem, do it when Ofcom write to you and backdate it knowing every case will be low risk.

Pornhub lockdown and fact-free Zuckbots – welcome to 2025

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Re: Mobsters did very well out of Prohibition

A bit like Musk vs Bannon on H-1Bs. I don't know about Trump, but Johnson used to like to play each side off against the other; keep them both their fighting.

DNA sequencers found running ancient BIOS, posing risk to clinical research

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Re: Bah!

I was thinking this is a non-issue. But you've just changed my mind right there.

AI can improve on code it writes, but you have to know how to ask

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What the report doesn't say is it ends up vectorising and parallelising the code. And switches from an interpreted library to a JIT library.

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Re: Await Fix

Why do humans make mistakes and need to alter their first drafts?

CAPTCHAs now run Doom – on nightmare mode

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Re: Done it

Shift looks like sprint. I couldn't get away fast enough without it.

The most annoying thing is I've developed a habit of panning the view with the mouse. I kept finding myself with my hand on the mouse wondering why the camera wasn't moving...

Boffins carve up C so code can be converted to Rust

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Re: Down vote?

I didn't down vote, but the assertion low level code has to be written in C is false. I've written the kind of code described in ASM, Forth and C++. I presume you can write it in "unsafe" Rust. So C is not the only game in town.

And how does JSON or XML get transferred to the host? Is it an "unsafe" DMA or PIO? (Yes, I've written PIO code.) Whereas port based IO just looks like a function that takes or returns a value so that is intrinsically safe.

I'd've also thought a DMA could be made to appear safe - if we trust a kernel function which does the low level stuff so the device driver just makes a DMA() call in, presumably, the same way memory-mapped IO is made appear to be safe. But I don't know enough about modern IO or Rust to be sure on either case.

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Re: Why?

"Why wouldn't we write those programs in safe Rust and just skip the writing-in-C part?"

Because you have an existing code base represent $hours work and you want to convert it rather than scratch build it.

But that's the wrong question. The right question is what does Rust bring to the party when you already have code that, as I follow it, is mathematically validated and is written to such a narrow standard that it can go through this with few alterations? You want Rustification to reveal bugs and make it less likely those bugs re-occur in the future. But that means ordinary code, which means pointer-arithmetic and type-punning and all those other "unsafe" things ordinary C will do.

Parker Solar Probe sends a "Still Alive" tone back to Earth

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Re: Having seen Star Trek IV…

The way relativity works, all FTL machines are de facto time machines. It's easy to see it the other way round: with a time machine I could travel to wherever at subluminal speeds and then travels backwards in time to make it appear I had travelled faster than light.

The winner of last year's Windows Ugly Sweater is ...

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The end of the human race...

So we've all just been beaten by an "AI". It was more creative than all of us put together - once somebody thought to ask one.

One third of adults can't delete device data

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Burn it! Burn it with fire!

But nobody was recovering the data afterwards. So job done!

Are you better value for money than AI?

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The faster they can get everybody using it, the less of a problem this becomes. 1) Because there are probably cross licensing opportunities - you're using company X's IP but they're using yours.

But 2) because nobody is going to let the economy collapse under an epic sue ball (and the courts couldn't cope with all the cases). So if (1) doesn't cover it, rules will be changed and a accommodation arrived at. (Think about music sharing. How many individuals were unlucky enough to got threatened, let alone prosecuted, compared to those who shared?)

But that all hinges on getting lots of people using it quickly.

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I look forward to this:

"Imagine there is no spending cap. Now book me a first class flight and a five star hotel for a trip to X..."

The Automattic vs WP Engine WordPress wars are getting really annoying

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"You can always get it enabled, or if it bugs you that much, you can move to another WordPress hosting company that does have it on by default."

I think the choice argument is a red herring. e.g. "If you don't like Chrome, use another browser." "If you don't like gmail.com, use another email provider." etc... These are true at the most pedantic level. But once a product becomes ginormous it gets to shape the market and set the terms of engagement. The number of people who are prepared to go to the effort of using a different product/host and put up with a degraded experience are a rounding error. (Admittedly, most of them are rounded up on El Reg.) I bet many of us carry the IE6 scars because it couldn't be ignored.

So if you are willing to say the law matters to open source (and I think it does) then you also have to concede that market forces and the network effect matter, too. So this is a battle about who gets to shape that market and be the driving force behind Wordpress. WP Engine is large enough to be a threat to Automattic. However altruistic (or otherwise) you think the participants' motives are, I think we can all acknowledge this is a dick swinging contest for the future of Wordpress.

Rocks from Chinese Moon mission suggest Luna's history needs revision

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"Remember: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we don't want the Chinese to do them first."

(Fixed that for you.)

Boffins trick AI model into giving up its secrets

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"[T]here's no good reason learning rate or training batch size would be derivable from a deployed model via any trickery."

That was my thought. 1) I can't see how you could derive them and 2) what good would knowing them do you?!

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If, like me, you're uncertain of what a hyperparameter is then the paper gives a much more straightforward definition than Wikipedia:

In a typical neural network, the hyperparameters refer to the model depth, layer type, number of nodes, activation function, strides, padding, number of filters, kernel size, and pool size.

So its the structure of the network.

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Can someone come up with a side channel attack on the human brain so I can be cloned in a younger, sexier body, please. Thanks.

Australia moves to drop some cryptography by 2030 – before quantum carves it up

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Re: What an enigma

You missed the historical precedent in my subject line. Enigma was cracked by the British Government and we kept quiet about it and encouraged poorer nations to use reconditioned machines.

And by doing nothing you are betting the farm on it being impossible to crack when we have quantum-proof algorithms we could start using now.

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What an enigma

The sudden wave of LLMs should remind you of the "slowly then suddenly" rule. LLMs were nowhere near usable and then overnight they were usable enough to excite the mass market.

For quantum it's worse because if a government cracks it, they will keep it secret and use it to their advantage. So you may not find out Quantum has been successfully cracking crypto till years later.

US airspace closures, lack of answers deepen East Coast drone mystery

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It's not very small, it's just very far away...

"The drones in question were the size of a car."

You have no way to estimate it's size. Once something is above the trees there is nothing to compare it with. Worse, consistency of scaling breaks down at these distances. So, for example, your brain should tell you the moon is about the size of a football soccer ball or a dinner plate. If you see a plane in the sky (as I regularly do living under a flight path) you are relying on knowing how big that plane ought to be to understand its size. But absent an accurate measurement of it's distance, the size of these things is pure speculation; all you know is the angle it subtends.

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He's going to dismantle the US military and let Musk build him a new one.

Intel execs discuss the possibility of spinning off foundry

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Who'd be a CEO? You do all the hard work. Get fired. And somebody else comes along and claims all the credit for your work.

No wait, I've seen the salary. I'd put up with it. In fact, it's pretty much what happens now but for far less money. Mine's the coat with the golden parachute in the pocket, thanks.

Cruise robotaxis parked forever, as GM decides it can't compete and wants to cut costs

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Note the icon ----->

Once an autonomous vehicle has a proven capacity to kill it becomes impossible to ban it because of the second amendment.

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Re: This raises a question over how we treat tech doing things instead of us.

If you make too many mistakes as a driver, we ban you from driving. We should treat AI drivers the same - except that means the whole fleet gets banned.

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Buy Waymo still going, right?

So this is a case of "you can make a killing from shit tech on the desktop, but if your shit tech makes a killing in the real world, then it will be shit-canned."

Judge hands WP Engine a win in legal fight with Automattic

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Re: WPEngine 'likely to prevail'...

And if they say "no", the type of client goes and finds a lawyer that will say "yes".

British boffins build diamond battery capable of working for a millennium or five

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Re: Battery?

Or zero cells. For large values of zero.

Asda hits the brakes on tech tweaks to avoid festive fiasco

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Re: hmmm

In fairness, I could have gone, "But they didn't bank on Putin invading Ukraine!" But I felt genocide didn't have quite the same lightness of touch as a dig at the lettuce wrangler.

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Re: hmmm

I believe the academic name for the enshitification of a business is "Leveraged Buyout".

(The killer line in that Feb 2021 report is "But interest rates are currently extremely low, which will made Asda's debt burden affordable." They didn't bank on Liz Truss, did they?)

Perfect 10 directory traversal vuln hits SailPoint's IAM solution

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Re: CWE-66

No "Queexty". As in "queexty, fix the damn thing!"

Cost of Gelsinger's ambition proves too much for Intel

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Re: Shifting ever more production to TMSC

I've done a quick google. And he doesn't seem to have said anything other than what is prevailing wisdom now and then.I guess that's the downside of putting engineers in charge: they call it as they see it.

Bluesky keeps growing, and so do its problems

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Re: Enjoy BlueSky while we can.

Like one of those quaint, picturesque towns before all the other tourists discover it.

Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?

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Re: in a move intended to restore investor confidence

TBH, I've been at that point several times in my life. "If this company is going to survive, we're going have to fire you and several dozen other people. Sorry."

Submarine cable resilience board announced on same day maybe-cut-by-China Baltic cable repaired

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Re: Bah!

The trouble with Orca is they have to come up for air. Could we equip them with some diving helmets, maybe...?

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If we promise to pay them in spare cable, can we hire them?

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We need to hire some sharks with frickin' lasers to guard the things. That is all.

Yup, half of that thought-leader crap on LinkedIn is indeed AI scribbled

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I don't get it. I provide a summary to an AI which turns it into a post. And an AI at the other end turns back into a summary. Can't we just send the summary? i.e. why do I get pulled up for writing in my "terse" and "detailed-focus" style in the first place? You've just shown that what I write is, actually, what you want.

How US Dept of Justice's cure for Google could inflict collateral damage

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Re: Collateral damage?

No. The main problem is that a solution which looks odd in 2024 will be all-but-irrelevant by 2032, or whenever the case is finally settled and all appeals exhausted.

UK council still hadn't fully costed troubled Oracle project 2 years in

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Re: Beware of hidden reefs when navigating waters prepared by yachtsman

Their software is written in Pyra-C...

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Re: Oracle's business plan . . .

ERP system are generational - i.e. they last for a generation of "business" leaders. So each new generation makes the same mistakes the previous one did.

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Beware of hidden reefs when navigating waters prepared by yachtsman

I believe the correct methodology for costing Oracle is know as "sunk costs".

Why Google's Chrome monopoly won't crack anytime soon

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A decision that left me scratching my head

"Google made $237.86 billion from its Chrome-driven advertising"

I followed the link. It said Alphabet made $237.86 billion advertising sales. I see no evidence that such revenue is directly derived from the Chrome browser. It's driven by Goolge's search page, and all the advertising brokers they own that show adverts all over the web. I can't see that their earnings would be much reduced if all that happened was Chrome was cut off.

Ad blocking enabled by default in Chrome would really impact; but no new owner is going to do that because they would almost certainly have their fingers in the ad pie and so it would hit their revenues, too. And, as you point out, Chrome is already largely open source (Chrome is Chromium plus autoupdate, crash reporting, DRM and codecs) and such a huge cost that Google shares the burden with Microsoft and others. How does factoring out those few proprietary features of Chrome hurt Google? Would Google be banned from contributing to Chromium? The whole idea left you going "What?! Why?!"

Anyway, we can all agree it's not going to happen.

1,000s of Palo Alto Networks firewalls hijacked as miscreants exploit critical hole

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Tort-uous

I have sympathy with this. But, equally, this is being used a staging post to spew malware. That has a cost for everybody else - one which the owner is not paying and which, in total, may outweigh the costs to the owner's business.

The way we decide these problems is via the courts. If a judge can be persuaded that a device is being used to infect others and that the owners have not respond in a timely fashion, and then issues an order for the patch to be applied, then it's tough for the owner. Whatever the consequences, they had their chance. I don't know if this case meets that threshold, but we should certainly consider it.

AI PCs: 'Something will have to give in 2025, and I think it's pricing'

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They just want the stickers for their collection

FOMO? Higher ups think everybody else is doing it and so they don't want to be left out?

"Yes, of course we're doing AI. Look around, we're all using 'AI PC's!"

Trump's pick to run the FCC has told us what he plans: TikTok ban, space broadband, and Section 230 reform

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Re: "Carr wants to revisit Section 230

"More to the point, does The Register want to be come legally liable for everything posted by users on this site?"

IANAL, but isn't that the position in the UK? That why we have moderators.

WP Engine revs Automattic lawsuit with antitrust claim

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Did you sign a contract?

There seems to be a lot of whining about "promises" and bad behaviour. But, however morally reprehensible and against the spirit of open source Automattic's behaviour may be, I'm not sure that their marketing is legally enforceable. I hope there's something a bit more substantial in that ~140 pages; i.e actual statues that they've broken. WP Engine are, after all, a savvy company and not a powerless consumer.

Also, I'm quite surprised at the anti-Wordpress hostility here. I don't use it, so I've no dog in the race. But what I'm reading is an open source company taking vigorous action to defend the community from a vulture. If Silver Lake had their way, they would extract all the value that's been built up by the community and leave a few volunteers manning the pumps. How often have we talked about making Amazon and the like contribute back to the community? So while it's slightly worrying that Automattic has this power. Right now, they're using it to defend the community - attacking one private equity player. If I'm forced to pick a side, it's with Automattic. (But maybe I've misread things?)

O2's AI granny knits tall tales to waste scam callers' time

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Née Dell in a haystack.

What they need to do is seed a large number of these. There needs to be a greater chance of calling a spam granny, than a real one. Spam the spammers to a point that the odds of hitting a real victim are so unfavourable it becomes uneconomical for the spammers.