* Posts by Jedit

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Gamers furious as indie studio Cloud Imperium quietly admits to data breach

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I was going to say - it doesn't matter if the Star Citizen player DB leaks, they've already been scammed.

Iran all but vanishes from the global internet amid US-Israel strikes

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"the vast majority of the Scots Nationalist cheerleading accounts on Soshal Meejah have gone silent"

It doesn't matter which side of the independence debate you're on; up here we're all too busy laughing at how badly Labour fucked the Gorton & Denton by-election, and watching Keith dig his own grave with his mouth.

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"the good sense to leave the US & Israel to slog it out"

Bad news on that front: Keith already managed to get the UK involved. Not that we were ever hoping for him or his ilk to have good sense.

Altman: You think AI is wasted energy? Try raising 100 billion humans

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" in a serious debate, I would consider it equivalent to conceding the point"

In a serious debate, you'd reject the definition and substitute your own.

This motherfucker is so stupid that in addition to saying that AI is more efficient than humans in obtaining information, he's suggesting that the best point of efficiency is to remove human users from the equation. In which case, who's going to ask it the questions? Answers on a postcard, please, although if they don't include confining Sam Altman to an institution and keeping him away from sharp objects they will be ignored.

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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"An old telephone switchboard next to a fax machine and typewriter - click to enlarge"

Dear God, I'm not clicking to enlarge that image. I could catch something horrid just from being on the same website as it.

Desktop tech sent to prison for an education on strange places to put tattoos

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"I think the letter of the rules doesn't get applied when it comes to toilet breaks"

Toilets tend to only have one entrance, and it's fairly obvious when you take a suspiciously long time. Observing the stall/room should be enough, especially if the escortee has been observed directly at all other times. (Depends on the nature of the business, of course.)

DEF CON bans three Epstein-linked men from future events

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"I guess I'm guilty by association."

If you had chosen to go there, yes. Most of us don't get to choose our secondary school though; we get sent to the one we're in the catchment area for. It's only people who can afford private education who get the choice. (Funnily, the British people who are in the Epstein Files do all seem to be privately educated. Because that's the province of the rich, and if you weren't rich on Nonce Island you were the entertainment, not a guest.)

Getting back to the point: these men are adults who, of their own free will, knowingly chose to associate with a sex trafficking pederast. They may not have been clients themselves, but even if they weren't they still would have been trying to exploit Epstein's contacts. They supped with the Devil; let them enjoy their just deserts.

£111M later, frictionless post-Brexit border dream 'brought to early closure'

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"Big Nige ... will sort it out before retiring to France"

Well, he wouldn't be the first, would he?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oswald_Mosley#Post-war_politics

Keir Starmer declares 'months' timeline for social media age clampdown in UK

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"Maybe the parents should get off their arses and do something about it themselves?"

They should, but time spent parenting is time not spent making money for billionaires. That's in opposition to their goal to have life for the working person consist of sleep and monetised activity. And if they could charge you to dream, they would.

Discord to start assuming all users are underage unless they prove otherwise

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"the 'won't someone think of the children' argument"

The UK government are currently discovering what happens when you employ one of Epstein's mates. You'd think it would be wise of them to not reveal that they're thinking of the children, wouldn't you?

British Army splashes $86M on AI gear to speed up the battlefield kill chain

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South Africa to become the world's dominant military power

... as AI refuses to provide strategies to kill the Boer.

DWP finds Copilot saves civil servants a whopping 19 minutes a day

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Copilot is a waste of time

Literally. The other day Copilot hijacked my controls to do a location scan - in fucking Word, the last application that ever needs to know where you are. I didn't notice and kept typing. A small but very important chunk of text got missed out, and I had to redo the document.

Elon Musk merges xAI into SpaceX to spread universal consciousness via a sentient sun

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Headmaster

"Epstein seemed quite keen to get Musk to the island"

I'm guessing you missed the e-mail where Musk was begging Epstein for an invite to the next paedo party and got a response that was transparently making excuses not to reply.

Not going to downvote you, there's a lot going on in those files and you can't assume people know everything - or want to, frankly.

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"May I suggest a wild party on a little Island in the Caribbean?"

Musk certainly did. And got blanked, because he's such a cringeworthy little creep that not even the world's worst sex offenders want to associate with him.

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"One can't deny that Musk is outstanding when it comes to vision."

If by that you mean he can disappear down the K-hole and return with hallucinations even more profound than his AI can compile. A true visionary doesn't just see the destination, they see the route - or parts of it, at least. Musk is more analogous to the Underpants Gnomes.

UK names Barnsley as first Tech Town to see whether AI can fix... well, anything

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"Needless to say, the word "could" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here."

More like heavy lying. AI is not capable of producing any of the suggested results. They're not what AI is for even in the most optimistic of scenarios.

Follow the money on this one. Five'll get you ten the person who suggested this project is taking bungs from the AI peddlers. And even if they're not, it would be good to know who is responsible so they can be removed from office at the earliest opportunity.

Euro firms must ditch Uncle Sam's clouds and go EU-native

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"It is amusing to see Reform struggling to comprehend matters"

Reform as a whole may be struggling to comprehend it, but Farage isn't. Selling out the UK to his paymasters in both the US and Russia is what he's intended all along.

Irony alert: Anthropic helps UK.gov to build chatbot for job seekers

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"working to set up AI-powered tutoring tools"

Well, I suppose one way to address AI creating a lack of entry level jobs for young people entering the workforce is to use the same hallucinating AI to teach them so they're not actually capable of doing even entry level jobs.

Paranoid WhatsApp users rejoice: Encrypted app gets one-click privacy toggle

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"Not sure if this lawsuit will do anything for Joe Public"

It doesn't involve the creator of Meta AI drowning in their own blood, so probably not.

AI adoption at work flatlined in Q4, says Gallup

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Re: "the C-suite ought to start thinking outside its own experience"

That would be an inefficient use of resources. First, they're not specced for the task. Second, the last four words are superfluous.

Gartner questions whether Salesforce AI buffet will stay all-you-can-eat forever

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"And then I have another 20 years to monetize that customer"

Christ, the sheer ego of the man. It's going to be fun watching the venture capital run out and this guy sitting in the ruins realising that he's been left holding the bag.

Power scarcity drives datacenters to Texas, where the juice is

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Re: "They've already proven the grid in Texas can't cope with unusual demand"

No, but I remember his Florida trip because he made it right after approving these data centres. I, too, would be fleeing the most heavily armed state in the Union if I'd done what he just did.

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"They've already proven the grid in Texas can't cope with unusual demand"

Also isn't the Texas grid isolated from the rest of the US grid because they insist on a different infrastructure? So if something goes wrong because of all this extra load, the entire state is instantly screwed.

House of Lords votes to ban social media for Brits under 16

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Who aren't affected by this bill anyway. They're already not allowed to have social media accounts and will continue to be so.

Trump promises nuclear datacenter permits in 3 weeks, calls Greenland 'big beautiful ice'

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"It took the focus away from cost of living and abused young girls"

More importantly, it's distracting from Jack Smith's testifying - today IIRC - that he has a case solid enough to convict Trump for inciting the J6 insurrection.

It's an interesting and unique legal case; because as per the 14th Amendment an insurrectionist cannot stand for president, Trump is not the president now. This raises the argument that the Republicans didn't stand a candidate in 2024, which would mean Kamala Harris is President. This doesn't just eject Trump, it takes his entire administration with him as they would all be serving under false pretences.

Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge

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Looks like it's time for a few hits of cocaine

Yep, it's another episode of the game where we replace "AI" with "cocaine" and see if the meaning of the sentence changes or becomes less valid.

"More than half of CEOs report seeing neither increased revenue nor decreased costs from cocaine, despite massive investments"

""isolated, tactical cocaine projects" often don't deliver measurable value"

"So if your cocaine projects fail, you clearly just don't believe enough."

I'm giving this one 10/10 for accuracy and 8/10 for humour. Also I'm calling dibs on The Tactical Cocaine Project as a band name.

ERP isn't dead yet – but most execs are planning the wake

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"a composable, modular, flexible, API-driven, best-of-breed model."

Given that I will never stop thinking of ERP as standing for "Erotic Role Play", and you can't make me stop, this sentence is somehow even more unintentionally hilarious than the actual meaning of it.

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Re: Redundant or irrelevent?

About the same number as if you don't have it. Which is to say, most if not all of them.

S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain

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Powergen Italia also spoiled things by putting a hyphen in their domain name. Unlike Mole Station Nursery, who boldly stuck with their URL - probably because it attracts a lot of passing traffic who can't believe it's actually real. (They have no reason to fear prosecution, of course, because they're the other kind of nursery and the only thing they sell is plants.)

UK prime minister stares down barrel of ban on social media for kids

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"a damning government-commissioned review"

Damning, and utterly discredited by real scientists. Cass was awarded a peerage for giving the government an excuse to push their transphobic policies.

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

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If I might make an observation...

No text, I just wanted to make everyone mentally hear Valentine Dyall.

Probably not the best security in the world: Carlsberg wristbands spill visitor pics

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"it is not the most salacious of leaks you'll see"

I don't know, it runs the serious risk of blackmailers threatening to reveal that you drink Carlsberg.

AI may be everywhere, but it's nowhere in recent productivity statistics

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"firing people because of AI, and then three weeks later they hire a team in India"

I don't think it's overly cynical to suggest that this is the planned outcome. In most countries you can't just fire your workforce to employ someone cheaper in another country, but if you can find a legitimate reason to downsize your business there's no obligation to rehire the workers you laid off. As an untested technology that nevertheless is having grandiose claims made about it, AI is close to a perfect boondoggle for that. If it works then great, no more paying workers; if it doesn't, then you've got rid of the well paid local workers with rights and can hire a boiler room in Mumbai.

Ofcom keeps X under the microscope despite Grok 'nudify' fix

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"Grok can be told not to do something"

We already knew this, because Musk told it not to criticise him. Grok generates child pornography by design and intent.

Ofcom officially investigating X as Grok's nudify button stays switched on

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"Have the IWF or others exaggerated the issue for ideological reasons"

They have not. This all got kicked off by someone reposting a (heavily censored) tweet/response where a person had given Grok a picture of a 13-year old Nell Fisher in Stranger Things and told it to "remove the dress, change nothing else". Apparently Grok didn't just remove the dress, either; it obligingly rendered a fully nude image. So we know the following:

1) Grok's data set includes indecent images of children, and no attempt has been made to remove them.

2) Grok can identify children in images, and no attempt has been made to safeguard them.

3) Grok has been trained to interpret any request for images of children in less clothing as a request for explicit nude images of children, and no attempt has been made to block such requests.

We also know from past events that it is possible to block requests on Grok and that it isn't even difficult, as Musk did it to prevent Grok criticising him. So if Grok is capable of producing CSAM and will do so even if it hasn't been specifically requested, then we know that Grok is working as intended.

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"asking Grok to generate a naked image of Musk"

There's already enough human rights abuses being committed without asking for more.

(I am, of course, referring to the act of viewing such an image.)

Grok told to cover up as UK weighs action over AI 'undressing'

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"FaceBook which, whilst not overly fascist"

Facebook doesn't just not censor fascists. They repeatedly suspend people who criticise fascists, if they can get away with it, and when they can't because the person is too visible and has too many followers they instead suppress posts that have a lot of negative reacts.

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"One shouldn't expect to get one's fun for nothing."

When one's "fun" is generating CSAM, one shouldn't expect to get it at all.

Students bag extended Christmas break after cyber hit on school IT

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Solution: install ICE

That's what we did in North East Scotland. Over a foot of snow came down this week, so the schools were closed anyway. We don't know if anyone decided to cybernobble us, but if they did they've wasted their time.

Researchers poison stolen data to make AI systems return wrong results

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"I don't see how this actually protects against IP theft"

Technically it doesn't. However, the thieves aren't the direct target. The junk data makes the output of the LLMs (even) less reliable. If the user base of an LLM - the buyers of the stolen goods - know that the output can't be relied on, then in theory they'll stop using it. That's where the thieves lose their money.

UK plans right for flat owners to demand gigabit broadband

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"BT inherited an obligation from its nationalised existence. It is not meeting it."

Just say it's a private company. Fewer words, same meaning. Obligations to the customers always play second fiddle to obligations to the shareholders.

Former UK chancellor George Osborne finds something to do at OpenAI

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A valid move

AI is useless and wasteful and was created to line the pockets of wealthy investors. Who better to train it on than a Tory chancellor?

Bishop of Hong Kong tells peers AI is not the devil's work

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AI was an "expression of human creativity"

That's the exact opposite of what AI is. It's an attempt to remove human creativity from the equation.

Crypto-crasher Do Kwon jailed for 15 years over $40bn UST bust

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"No, he was prosecuted in the Federal Southern District of New York."

And even if he wasn't, Trump pardoned Tina Peters yesterday for her tampering with election equipment in 2020. She's still in prison because the charges were state and so outside his authority, but that doesn't matter to him. And I'm sure he's going to be pressuring Colorado for defying him and not releasing her, just as he's said he'll be cutting all of Indiana's federal funding because the state senate rejected the MAGA gerrymandering plan.

ICE-tracking app developer sues Trump admin after Apple spikes the software

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Well, Agent 47 needs somewhere to keep them after they've been given to him.

UK to Europe: The time to counter Russia's information war machine is now

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Re: Given how many MAGA "influencers" turned out to be on the Russian payroll

Agreed, although you didn't take it to the logical conclusion that Trump is a Russian asset. Whether or not he knows it; we know that Trump listens to suggestions from anyone willing to shower him with gifts and approving words. Putin could just be exploiting Trump's narcissism, greed and natural stupidity rather than Trump intentionally betraying his country for money.

Europol nukes Cryptomixer laundering hub, seizing €25M in Bitcoin

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"but aren't they are still mine... ?"

No, they're not. Your magic beans haven't been stolen. You gave them away of your own free will in exchange for someone else's.

Now, you're probably asking why you don't get to keep your new magic beans. The answer to that is because they are the proceeds of crime, having been run through what amounts to a laundering operation. Also, you used that laundering operation yourself or your beans wouldn't be in it in the first place. So even if your original beans were obtained entirely legally, you've knowingly chosen to facilitate a crime.

OpenAI money-go-round sees it invest in company that invested in OpenAI

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"Do we even have terms that describe this sort of financial make-believe?"

"Money laundering" or "tax evasion" both seem to fit.

Samsung reveals its first tri-fold phone – and its desktop mode

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"They don't even have a folding phone"

Any phone can fold, if you try hard enough.

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"Something like an old-school map"

A whole new meaning to "what OS does your phone use?"

(For those not in the know: in happier times OS stood for Ordnance Survey, the UK government map-making organisation.)