* Posts by David 132

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You get a Copilot, and you get a Copilot – Microsoft now the Copilot company

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Sounds ghastly, doesn’t it?

Computers now with Genuine People Personalities.

Icon, because I need to drink several of these, the world’s clearly ending.

As the Top500 celebrates its 30th year, with a $5 VM you too can get into the top 10 ... of 1993

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Re: we opted to run Linpack in Vultr

That’s why we all read Th Regstr.

Canonical shows how to use Snaps without the Snap Store

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Re: Nailed it

@Ian J

Hmm. That’s puzzling. In my experience Firefox, when I give in and close it to finish its update, automatically saves the state of however many tabs I have open, and invariably restores them when the new version launches.

So I only lose a few seconds of time (which is why I said “irrational” in my original comment :) …) but fortunately no work.

I wonder if I’m just missing something? Or if you had some extension(s) installed that were interfering with the auto-tab-save mechanism?

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Re: Nailed it

Running Firefox here on Mint. Does anyone else get irrationally annoyed when FF has been updated via Update Manager, and then refuses to open new tabs until it's been closed & restarted to finish its update - or is it just me?

Yes, yes, logically I know why it refuses to spawn new tab processes mid-way through its update, but it still irks me cos it interrupts my workflow.

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Re: OK...So package managers suck....but.....

They run on any distro that has is built into systemd.

Fixed that for you. I might be a year or two premature, but not excessively so...

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Liam: It's about making stuff easier, for maintainers and for users, at the cost of some disk space.

That, on the face of it, is not a bad thing.

In a world where storage space is way cheaper per byte, and more capacious - and security is far more of a headache - than in *nix's formative decades, this does seem to be a reasonable trade-off, I'll semi-grudgingly agree.

Robot mistakes man for box of peppers, kills him

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Re: You think it was just another isolated incident....?

For bigger printers I recommend a 5 pound lump hammer and a bit of menacing. Sorts them right out.

"'PC Load Letter'? What the **** does that mean??"

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Re: arnie

"You forgot to say 'please'..."

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Re: It Happened Decades Ago ...

"I was in Virginia at the time..."

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Re: It Happened Decades Ago ...

Similar and from 80 years ago…

https://magazine.punch.co.uk/image/I0000oS38YV8ZmfY

(Sadly, Punch have taken to putting an obnoxious watermark over their archived cartoons now - I have the unmarked version saved locally, but this is the only online one I could find with a cursory search from my phone)

Apple exec defends 8GB $1,599 MacBook Pro, claims it's like 16GB in a PC

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How have we got to the point where 8GB is "usable for basic browsing / word-processing etc."?

(Not having a go at you BTW... just the lazy, bloated state of the industry today.)

Wanted: Driver for rocket-powered Bloodhound Land Speed Record car

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Well, I seem to recall reading an interview with Andy Green a few years ago, and him saying that there's a fair bit more to it than that. Less of it is computer-automated than you might think. The driver has to be closely monitoring the throttle and the airflow surfaces, lest the vehicle go airborne, at which point he's (briefly) not a driver but a pilot.

Oh and even the "flat" surfaces they're planning to use aren't really "flat" to a metal-wheeled vehicle travelling at 1000mph. Even a small pebble could unsettle the car.

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Must have 5 years experience of driving at 750MPH

I got close, but I had to stop for a potty break and a Gregg's pasty after only 4½ years.

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He'd insist on dismantling the Bloodhound car and knolling all the components first, then painstakingly reassembling them while drinking a cup of tea.

Bored Ape NFT party is a real eyesore, say irritated attendees

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Re: What a missed opportunity

Coo. I did not know any of that.

(I'd love to know what the rationale of your downvoter was.

An NFT investor perhaps, upset that he can't clearly see his ugly Jpegs of monkeys any more and that we're all mocking THE NEXT BIG THING IN GETTING SUPER RICH FAST™?)

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Re: painful eyes, sudden vision loss and even skin burns

My, aren't we all in a j-ocular mood...

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Oh no! How awful!

Anyway, moving on, James has great news about the Dacia Sandero...

YouTube cares less for your privacy than its revenues

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Just set up a PiHole on your LAN and configure your router to point to it as the local DNS server when handing out DHCP leases. Job done, your wife will see fewer ads and you won’t have to touch her machine - well, unless her browser has DNS-over-HTTPS enabled (AKA Cloudflare’s end-run around PiHole) :)

OpenELA flips Red Hat the bird with public release of Enterprise Linux source

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Re: Does not compute!

“The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still A Complete And Utter Bastard”?

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Re: Does not compute!

>Do Canonical now employ the creator of SystemD?

No, but they apparently summon h̵̪̻̺̟̙͔̪̘̖͒̽̍̏̂̓̽́̈̅̓̃͜͝i̴̢̢̹̞̖̫̥̮͆̅m̵̨̝̻̼̉̀̀͆̌̅̌ periodically via a dark ritual involving a pentagram, several blood candles, and the vital bits of a goat.

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Re: Does not compute!

Yeah. I was about to say that I'm instinctively deeply suspicious of anything involving Oracle that has "Open" in the name.

Still, perhaps the leopard can change his spots?

Revamped Raspberry Pi OS boasts Wayland desktop and improved imager tool

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Yep, and I see there's a docker container for Jellyfin too, so all needed bases are covered!

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I want you to imagine that my upvote is tinged bilious green in colour!

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One of my favourite things about hanging out on these forums, is learning about new software that's escaped my notice.

Thanks for the pointer to OpenMediaVault - I have to build a NAS for a friend soon and that might just be the ticket. Was going to use Linux Mint, but OMV looks like it'll require him to do less tinkering with the oily bits.

Have a pint.

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Re: They broke VNC

Is it just me, or is Wayland the Systemd of display managers?

"We haven't implemented <Feature X> yet, but we don't use it, so who cares, #WONTFIX".

Arm grabs a slice of Raspberry Pi to sweeten relationship with IoT devs

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Re: Raspberry Pi Foundation has lost its way

@snowpages

Why have you been downvoted for a perfectly factual and un-opinionated comment?

Sigh. I'll never understand the mindset of some people.

UK data watchdog fines three text spammers for flouting electronic marketing rules

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Yeah, that’ll learn ‘em.

The companies named in the article will promptly pay up and move into more virtuous business models.

They absolutely won’t just declare bankruptcy and sell all their assets & customer lists for a nominal sum to newly-registered, almost-identically named companies that coincidentally share the same principal directors. No way.

Amazon's $1.4B price-raising 'Project Nessie' algorithm exposed in FTC antitrust fight

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As a frequent Amazon customer...

...I'm shocked, shocked! by this... and knowing the robust precedents set by previous antitrust cases, I look forward to my compensation of a $0.50 money-off voucher for XYWHUYR-brand Chinese melamine-enhanced parakeet feed when the case grinds to its eventual conclusion.

As NASA struggles to open OSIRIS-REx's asteroid sample can, probe heads off to next rock

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Alien

Cylinder? From space, you say? Can’t believe I’m the only one to think of this…

“Suddenly the top of the cylinder began moving, rotating, unscrewing. Ogilvy feared there was a man inside trying to escape. He rushed to the cylinder but the intense heat stopped him before he could burn himself on the metal…”

Trademark fight: Brit biz Threads has a teeny tiny problem with Meta's Threads

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Re: Threads

I believe the current zeitgeist would be something like "Threadr".

Australian video-streamer lets users opt out of ads for burgers, booze, and betting

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Re: The Register feels no need to elucidate Australian drinking habits.

Neil, eh?

We'll call you "Bruce". It'll be less confusing.

Help, Android 14 ate my Pixel! Bug causes endless reboots, loss of storage access

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Uh-oh...

Which will Google fear more: the inevitable ambulance-chasing class-action suits from disgruntled users?

...or the "Infringement of Patented Business Process" suit from Microsoft's Windows Update team?

Russia hustles to fill impending void left by the ISS

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Re: Dreams are free

>a washing machine processor sounds pretty adequate.

The first space vessel ever that orbits the Earth thirty times in one direction, then stops abruptly and orbits three times in the other direction, then sits motionless in LEO for ten minutes whirring, and then finally plays a jaunty little tune and unlocks the capsule door.

Privacy advocate challenges YouTube's ad blocking detection scripts under EU law

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Re: I've always been curious...

Beat me to the obvious joke. Have one of these.

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Re: I wouldn't mind the adverts...

"Excuse me sir, you have earthworms coming out of your nose... ah no my mistake, it's pink-dyed nostril hair..."

Thank you for the mental image!

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Re: I've always been curious...

Ah, that soothes the fire!

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Re: Good.

>'Half a shit'. I hadn't come across this unit of measurement before, but I'm guessing it's a log-scale?

Yes. Standardised recently. The last ISO committee meeting, after much effort, passed a motion.

On-by-default video calls come to X, disable to retain your sanity

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Re: We should all thank Musk.

I had tried to, but thank you for undoing months of expensive therapy!

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We should all thank Musk.

No, really.

Given that social media in general - and Twitter in particular - is a plague on society, good manners, reasonable debate and civility… his selfless efforts to turn it into an x social-network (see what I did there?) must be applauded.

Can we persuade him, and his investor backers who clearly hate having so much money, to buy Facebook next and burn that to the ground, too?

Word turns 40: From 'new kid on the block' to 'I can't believe it's not bloatware'

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Re: MS Word 1.0 for DOS

Do you perhaps mean 512KB of RAM? Or did you have the world's beefiest XT? :)

Google - yes, that Google - testing proxy scheme to hide IP addresses for privacy

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Re: Pardon my lack of trust

As 2 people at time of writing this have downvoted you but no-one's bothered to explain... no, this isn't HTTPS, which is entirely different.

HTTPS is encryption of the traffic between your endpoint and the website you're viewing.

DoH, by contrast, is sending all your DNS requests over HTTPS to a "trusted" DNS provider, instead of in plaintext to your ISP's own DNS servers.

The touted advantage is that a) your ISP doesn't get to see which site addresses you're looking up, and b) your DNS queries can't be MITM'ed.

The entirely accidental advantage - albeit not for you, the end-user - is that whoever you've chosen as your "trusted" DNS provider now gets all your DNS lookup traffic instead. Cloudflare (and Google, I believe but I might be wrong - see disclaimer below) have, out of the goodness of their hearts, been early movers for providing DoH services.

In many markets, Firefox auto-enables DoH out of the box and routes everything to Cloudflare - a choice I don't agree with, but YMMV.

(If there are gaps in the above explanation, full disclosure - I have never enabled DoH or indeed checked out alternative providers, and my preferred browser is Firefox.)

Millions of smart meters will brick it when 2G and 3G turns off

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Re: 2G is perfect for this

Do they think phones have a “4G/5G” button along the same lines as the Turbo button on old PCs?

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Re: No corruption here.

Come to my home, Norweb man, come closer,

And read my Iambic Pentameter.

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Re: No corruption here.

It’s located in the yard?

It is 2023 and Excel's reign of date terror might finally be at an end

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Re: Great. We're getting there

Stardates or GTFO.

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Re: Optional

> Next, MS will integrate ChatGPT into Excel and you will looove it!

“Your Plastic Pal Cell Mate Who’s Fun To Be With”

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> …if I enter 2+2 it can't work out that it's meant to add them…

Obligatory XKCD!

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Re: but if I enter 2+2 it can't work out

Was he a distant ancestor of Bergholt Stuttley (“Bloody Stupid”) Johnson?

Windows 11: The number you have dialed has been disconnected

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Re: But...

Getting a bit shouty there. Have a dried frog pill - I have plenty.

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Re: So have we reached, forty years on...

And the occasional Windows 3.x-era file dialogue box still buried in obscure corners of the OS!