* Posts by Fr. Ted Crilly

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Even modest makeup can thwart facial recognition

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A little bit of this, a little bit of that ...

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'Are there any women here today'?

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Re: Prog Rockers

Just throw it in the trash Can...

Shove your office mandates, people still prefer working from home

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Re: Just a thought

To which my first thought would be 'yes that's quite possible, second thought is then why haven't corporate already done it?

So you mr manager are just giving it the ruthless sounding flannel OR you are reducing shareholder value by keeping the onshore staff against business reason. And why would that be the case Mr Lumbergh...

Is it really the plan to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal? It's been a weird week

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Re: Putin will be pissing himself laughing

Ah yes, from the house of Hugo Boss...

Elon Musk's galactic ego sows chaos in European politics

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Re: "I suspected that Musk suffered from bipolar disorder. "

S.I.G

Techie fluked a fix and found himself the abusive boss's best friend

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Re: "Fortunately, I was moved overseas on a different project before my limitations could be tested"

Good deeds being punished, over and over.

Humanoid robots coming soon, initially under remote control

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Re: How long before we hear a robot say:

Is it the diodes again, in the left leg...

Stranded in space: Starliner crew to remain in orbit even longer as SpaceX faces delays

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Yes yes very good Doolittle, now off you go with your Phoenix friends...

Guide for the perplexed – Google is no longer the best search engine

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Re: This was predicted - in El Reg - years ago.

Working out well for Boeing at the moment in the 150-200 seat aircraft market, fail to actually start a new design 30 years ago because 'profit reasons' and here we are eh...

Aliens, spy balloons, or drones? SUV-sized mystery objects spotted in US skies

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“Teasers are usually rich kids with nothing to do. They cruise around looking for planets that haven’t made interstellar contact yet and buzz them.” “Buzz them?” Arthur began to feel that Ford was enjoying making life difficult for him. “Yeah,” said Ford, “they buzz them. They find some isolated spot with very few people around, then land right by some poor unsuspecting soul whom no one’s ever going to believe and then strut up and down in front of him wearing silly antennas on their head and making beep beep noises.”

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Re: Sociological studies

and checking out the digital watches as they are retro-cool....

Panasonic brings its founder back to life as an AI

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One for Henry Ford

Would fit right in these days...

Tesla Cybertruck, a paragon of reliability, recalled again

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Re: He probably shouldn't give up his day job for auto mechanic or electrician.

To quote Sir Ernest Hives: 'We'll soon design the simplicity out of it'

Unbreakable Voyager space probes close in on a 50 year mission

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Re: Uh oh..

A right Garry Hunt and no mistake then...

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Re: I wish …

Diodes all down your left side giving you gip again?

Depressing isn't it, you ask for them to be replaced but no one ever listens...

Gang of monkeys escape South Carolina biomedical research facility

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Recent improvement in Trumps speeches remarkable...

Reaction Engines' hypersonic hopes stall as funding fizzles out

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Re: Cheap

Whittle and Ohain both went for centrifugal because it was achievable within the current at the time metallurgy and because centrifugal compressors were well understood because of aero engines.

That position you just applied for might be a 'ghost job' that'll never be filled

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Re: Sadly, this is as old as the hills

B - arkers one and all...

Beijing claims it's found 'underwater lighthouses' that its foes use for espionage

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well thats useful.

Shopping trolley wheels, for rolling around on the seabed and crashing into Sponge Bob presumably...

Wanted. Top infosec pros willing to defend Britain on shabby salaries

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Re: Low salaries for security reasons?

Or weeds in those who can be manipulated by money because the earn so comparatively little by industry standards...

Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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Hmm

It does smack of the Infinite Improbability Drive doesn't it...

NASA narrows Artemis III landing target list to nine

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'All these worlds are your except Europa, attempt no landing there'

There that told you didn't it.

China launches plan to lead the world in space exploration

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Re: I am a child of Golden Age science fiction

I think the Brown is nearly dead...

Pentagon stumped by mystery drone swarm flying over Langley Air Force Base

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Re: the most sophisticated agencies on earth could not track them once they left

OTH station a reaper at 30,000 ft over langley afb and use IR camera sensors to watch, then 'follow home'...

Presumably Langley afb is restricted airspace so shouldn't be a problem with the Reaper circling...

First time's the charm: SpaceX catches a descending Super Heavy Booster

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Re: 70 meters tall?

Can you... Stack bananas that high?

Smart TVs are spying on everyone

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Re: Content surfing

Oh why don't you eh...

Bitcoin creator suspect says he is not Bitcoin creator suspect

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Some say...

Satoshi is actually a construct of the Laughing Man...

And

That Project 2501 is the Bitcoin banker...

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No, just a very naughty boy...

Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed

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David Graham

You Forgot he was Kaganovich in Series 2 and Morty Black in Series 4 of When The Boat Comes In...

BOFH: AI consultant rapidly transitioned to new role as automotive surface consultant

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Re: I've just realised to my utter horror...

There are pictures of BOFH and the PFY you know (forever young is they).

In the basement on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

US Army orders next-gen robot mule to haul a literal ton of gear

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Re: It needs a Fleegle on the front

Drooper and Snork in the back smokin' a blunt perhaps...

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Ah the Army surplus-six

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch could be gone in ten years – for chump change

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Matey's a bottle of fun, you squirts me in the bath, i'm loved by everyone, i'm Always good for a laugh....

iirc.

*is old*

Trump taps Musk to lead 'government efficiency' task force

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And just clever enough to know needs to find some real smart people quick.....

Python script saw students booted off the mainframe for sending one insult too many

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Re: I'm the OPERATOR...

Endless - endless....

Do look up! NASA unfurls massive shiny solar sail in orbit

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Re: Now I understand

Da...

Techie made a biblical boo-boo when trying to spread the word

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Re: Lord!

Steady now...

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Lord!

When the night shows

The message grows on telephones

All the strange things

They come and go as early warnings

Stranded starfish have no place to hide

Still waiting for the swollen Easter tide

There's no point in direction

We cannot even choose a side...

Lord! here comes the flood, we'll say goodbye, to flesh and blood!

Sweet 16 and making mistakes: More of the computing industry's biggest fails

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Re: Honourable mention

Proops of old, an Aladdin's cave of good things to be discovered and hurried home to tinker with...

Tell the young 'uns about it (wistfully ofc) and they don't believe you.

Woman uses AirTags to nab alleged parcel-pinching scum

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Re: "police declined to pursue the matter"

Ah yes the 'shitter' approach, until some git has your front skewer away outside the station...

Microsoft Bing Copilot accuses reporter of crimes he covered

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Tch, that's Messrs Carter Fuck, where did you get this 'ruck' thing from?

Bargain-hunting boss saw his bonus go up in a puff of self-inflicted smoke

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Re: Newport?

It's a bit of a presumption that any Newport is correct given by experience of Newports.

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You need Massive chew sets, it's a rather hard cheese...

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Re: Is that California…

It do have a bide-a-wee tavern of that name though for a bit of glamour though.

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What? California in Norfolk - (NOT Virginia) has a university. but it's right near Great Yarmouth which must be said not a centre (sp) of learning

BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies

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Re: Maybe it's the lack of coffee...

Yes...

Tech support chap solved knotty disk failure problem by staring at the floor

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And Join the River Police?

Client tells techie: You're not leaving the country until this printer is working

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Re: Long Cut

2010 was it?

I was stuck in Schipol 16 hrs on the back end of it, nothing much flying, aircraft anywhere in Europe and legs off schedule,(crews no doubt time exceeded tooo etc) eventually. BA come through with some aircraft there's a 757 going to Heathrow, that'l do. Full load and off we go, I don't think it got above FL10 all the way back followed the Dutch/Belgian coast to Ostende then across the oggin and a direct approach up the Thames estuary.

I've still got the Miffy mug purchased on a whim during those looog hours of boredom. It's much coveted in the office...

Report slams Boeing and NASA over shoddy quality that's delayed SLS blastoff

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Re: Historically Boeing has a way of buying lenient trreatment

No, but i'm quite sure AirBus would 'do' A340 specials for presidential and the Looking Glass fleet if asked nicely

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