* Posts by Evil Auditor

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Water company wasted $200k on bad answers from an AI model – so built its own slop filtering system

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I cannot upvote your comment as much as I would like to.

Unfortunately, I've encountered some individuals who are just as dysfunctional as these WD guys.

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My home improvement project...

I wanted to put a nail in a wooden beam. What I found was a screwdriver. And then I've wasted four months trying to screw the nail into the beam.

To solve this problem, I've developed a meta screwdriver. It's still shite for hammering a nail in a beam but at least it's heavy enough that I actually make some progress.

Sorry, didn't read the article - what was it about?

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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"...regardless of how stupid the question..."

There are no stupid questions. There are, however, questioners that are extremely gifted in the field of brainlessness. Trust me on this one.

AI vs AI: Agent hacked McKinsey's chatbot and gained full read-write access in just two hours

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Simple. It's a not less fancy way to say "it did this with human input"

Altman said no to military AI abuses – then signed Pentagon deal anyway

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It's only abuse if they're not paying me for using it, stupid.

UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

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Re: disappointing an officer has behaved in a way which could not only discredit the police force

MbO, because it makes sense, you know. Trying to find objectives for Sergeant X...

- Deliver high quality reports - it's too hard to measure.

- Adequately fulfill tasks x, y, z - nah, I'd need to actually understand what Sergeant X is doing.

- Improve process P and Q - what does improve even mean?

- Rate of key stroke - a machine can measure this. It's brilliant! This is it!!

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Re: Never was so much measured by so few to so little effect.

"If you pay me for being present and awake, I will appear present and awake." Seriously, there are no other performance metrics, like, I don't know, maybe work done?!

Head of the PSD said, "It is extremely disappointing an officer has behaved in a way which could not only discredit the police force, but also undermine the public confidence in respect of our duties and responsibilities."

Maybe it is just me but their reasoning for dismissal I find considerably more extremely disappointing and undermining the police force's credibility than what Sergeant X did.

NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

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Re: Firsts

I understand where you're coming from. But the no one will get hurt is exactly what we're trying to avoid.

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Re: Firsts

Brilliant!

It will not necessarily cost less as we could use the freed up return capacity for a higher payload.

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Re: Firsts

Just to be sure, make it a one-way mission. You know about the millions to one chance...

ICE watchers say agents used software to threaten and follow them home

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Re: Shame on all of you

...one of Plato's most famous works, The Republic, has lent philopsophical justifdication to a great many dictators...

I'd wager that this is the "improvement" AC is writing about.

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Re: USAnia is irretrievable broken

"No. You shall unconditionally love the USA.

If you don't and live in the USA: feck off! this place isn't for you. How dare you criticise this great nation, built by proper colonialist using slavery and stealing the land from natives.

If you don't and live abroad, the USA might bomb you. They may also do this even if you love them."

This is not a unique issue for the USA; I've heard similar shit around here, continental Europe, specifically when a descendant from recent immigrants dares to criticise the country they grew up and live in. But it seems a rather unique trait from so-called patriots, that more often than not seem to lean towards fascism.

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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Re: who have not seen such a device in the wild (or at least outside a museum)

And these days, kids will barely even know what a phone booth is/was!

...or what coins are

6,000 execs struggle to find the AI productivity boom

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Re: The negative reason why you need AI

...that felt they were admirably qualified to be PM...

Indeed. «Because I think I’d be rather good at it.» Well, he wasn't. In all fairness, and not dismissing that he'd been quite the failure, what followed after David, made him almost look good.

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Re: The negative reason why you need AI

I can't be bothered to dig out the studies now but I seem to remember that some research showed that from the set of suitable candidates*, a random choice to hire wasn't less successful than all the interview and assessment BS. That way you don't reject the unlucky ones, you choose The Lucky One.

* that is, after weeding out the rotten ones like fake applications or the MBA applying for an engineers' job.

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Re: The negative reason why you need AI

So it looks like whilst AI is actually adding nothing of any substance, without it you won’t remain I business.

Like, e.g. ISO certifications in many organisations.

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Re: The negative reason why you need AI

A change indeed. Although I doubt whether it's a change for the better.

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Re: The negative reason why you need AI

I don't know what is...

Meat bags who understand the job, which is hired for. But it depends...

It's quite simple. Anything you consider key to your business, anything which distinguishes, differentiates your business from others, anything that gives your business a competitive edge: you do yourself. And "do yourself" means doing it inhouse with competent employees.

So, if you consider your staff a commodity, do not hesitate to delegate the candidate selection - heck, the whole hiring! - to some AI. On the other hand, if your staff is crucial for the business' prosperity, invest in a hiring process that selects the best matches for the job and do not try to cut corners with a mediocre procedure that is likely to dismiss good candidates.

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Re: Perhaps

Wrong assumption, unfortunately, as the core competence of the freed up labour is dwelling in purposeless meetings.

Your AI-generated password isn't random, it just looks that way

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Re: why ... would anyone ask an LLM to create a password

...I once thought that a pinnacle of luser was reached with typing in the browsers search field "google.com" to get to google.com. How wrong I was...

Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead

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And

new_website_backup_old.tar.gz

old_website_backup_new2.tar.gz

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Re: Ah, the old "rm -rf *" command

...and even after the same triple check, I did get it wrong. (Those bloody machine names, they all look the same to me...)

KPMG partner in Oz turned to AI to pass an exam on... AI

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Luckily, sometimes this behaviour faces consequences. 2022 EY was fined around USD 100 mio. by the US SEC for some of their staff had been cheating in CPA exams, appropriately in the ethics part of the exam.

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There's a "not" missing.

Enforcing piracy policy earned helpdesk worker death threats

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Re: Why wasn't the violent idiot fired immediately and the cops called?

I find that well known and oft cited soundbite to be utterly meaningless and redundant

I don't think it is meaningless nor redundant. But it's more difficult to clearly define "consequences" than what is already covered within criminal law for hate speech, instigating violence etc. For example, if I spread racist shit, which may still be within legal limits and not punishable, I might face consequences of losing my job, my reasonable friends, being rejected from doing business... and at least in my jurisdiction it will be difficult for the racist shit spreader to win an anti-discrimination law suit under this circumstances.

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Re: Why wasn't the violent idiot fired immediately and the cops called?

Fully agree.

Anyway, report to management and make it gets reported to authorities.

And yet, there might be a problem of evidence for such a threat (and other misconduct, too)... but if it hasn't been reported with authorities in the first place, there is no track record if something happens again and it will be more difficult for authorities to take appropriate action.

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Coffee/keyboard

Has working in tech support put you in an unsafe situation?

On a lighter note: only for having to touch disgustingly filthy keyboards.

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

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I might have told this story here before. Young me was trusted with walking a bunch of interns through the process of exposure, development and etching of PCBs. The setting: a lab containing some stinky chemicals and shielded from UV radiation to prevent accidental exposure of the PCBs. One of the interns asked whether we could open a window to let in some breathable air. Of course, we couldn't as this would not only let in fresh air but also UV radiation. Silly young me's response though was, no, for reasons of environmental protection we cannot let that air out into the open.

None of those poor interns was willing to join us.

And some time later, via an acquaintance, I was told that, apparently, my very company lets people work in hazardous environments without any protection. I knew that was rubbish because safety had truly been a core value of the company. But it took me quite a while to make the connection...

Microsoft declares 'reliability' a priority for Visual Studio AI

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..."reliability is the priority" for AI in Visual Studio...

So, they are going to remove AI from VS then.

Three clues that your LLM may be poisoned with a sleeper-agent back door

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Re: yes ... 1000000000000000000000%

I get your point. But the difference is that the entity producing and selling the car (not necessarily selling directly to the customer) does indeed fully understand" how the car works. Whether the salesperson understands it, is irrelevant.

*Given the issues my car has with its entertainment system, I do wonder whether the manufacturer fully understands it. Well, it's a piece of software...

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If I understood correctly, the LLM reacts differently when it detects the trigger (or part of it). How to detect that anomaly, I do not know.

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Re: Given the nature of the ...

Typically, I'm not an advocate for regulation. In the case of "AI" though, I think the EU AI Act is a step in the right direction. Even if a rather wordy step.

Banker claims Oracle may slash up to 30,000 jobs, sell health unit to pay for AI build-out

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Re: Ask

No. And neither did they ask themselves or anyone or anything else.

"...when did they abandon reason for madness?!"

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Why does Oracle Crop (sic) not slash 160'000ish employees to pay for the AI to build itself and relieve the world of their existence?

/sarcasm

No one talking about a datacenter could be a sign one is coming

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Re: Locked comment voting

Instead of commenting to a random article, you've got more of a chance of being heard when you write them: contact El Reg

House of Lords votes to ban social media for Brits under 16

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Not only easier but it would also solve a whole lot of other problems over the next 50ish years. And then, finally, those bloody isles can be repopulated with reasonable people and there will be no one left to complain about immigration.

Or did I misunderstand your comment?

S Twatter: When text-to-speech goes down the drain

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An Italian acquaintance really likes to go to the bitch, a white, sandy bitch.

But an English teacher for foreign students once amused me with a anecdote of one of her students, a German business man, who used to talk about his "very impotent client".

Chinese spies used Maduro's capture as a lure to phish US govt agencies

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Re: Airport transfer

ICE will arrange the return journey.

Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch

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FAIL

No shutdown problem here, besides, nothing that the power switch wouldn't solve. But after the update I had to jump through some Administrator hoops to convince the ordinary user accounts to connect to local data drives again.

Wine 11 runs Windows apps in Linux and macOS better than ever

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Indeed! I still have PTSD from attempting to re-engineer an MS Access "solution" for accruals calculation.

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Back in the 1990s, moving (and merging) a Word document from one PC to another would screw up the formatting.

Most devs don't trust AI-generated code, but fail to check it anyway

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Re: AI scraping AI, model collapse?

...they are beyond hope and it is too late to try to explain...

I know. But I cannot just cull them, can I?

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Re: AI scraping AI, model collapse?

I'd be happy if only accountants were the problem. My struggle is, when I'm forced to futilely explain to a colleague that they cannot simply trust what comes out of a GenAI.

In Idiocracy, at least, if I remember correctly, they did recognise that there was a problem and tried to find someone who could help. We're not there.

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Re: There are a lot of bad devs out there

Indeed. And that corresponds to the software products of questionable quality that we face every day.

Ultimate camouflage tech mimics octopus in scientific first

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Re: Clever, but...

Keep in mind, it doesn't need to be the most thickliest, best gold layer. It simply needs to claim to be. Pitch it as 1-inch, 25-carat gold plated - hell, 5-inch, 48-carat gold plated!!

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

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Hey, I didn't know this at that time, mid 90s.

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That reminded me of the innocent fun I used to have with loosely (lousily?) protected Linux boxen at university. Remote logon to a fellow students machine and initiate shutdown with a ten second delay (or was it five, or three?) and watch and hear their reactions... No real damage done as all that was going on was students torturing C++ or vice versa. And it took an astonishing long time before someone figured to check the log...

Finnish cops grill crew of ship suspected of undersea cable sabotage

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Re: The Register is just another American propaganda tool

I'm a thorough atheist but Jesus Freaking Christ! Some people here need to take their medication. Or get off the interwebs. Guys, it's not healthy to consume that amount of misinformation. It's enough that in real life I already have to deal with some "conspirationalised" people and some I like to call Putin's Suppositories.

And before one or both of you misinterprets my comment as a call for censorship, it is not. Feel free to continue posting whatever you want. As I feel free to comment on that the way I see fit.

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Re: Logical Next Step?

We escalate...

Who is "we"? The one party that is escalating in this conflict is nothing that I'd ever consider to be included in my we nor in the wes of any state bordering the Baltic Sea besides Russia.

Pizza restaurant signage caught serving raw Windows

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Re: I recently 'dined' at Luton Airport

Nope. Few months later, when you use the same e-mail address to create an account somewhere else, you get a pop-up informing you that this e-mail address was compromised in a data breach.