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Britain's satellite-watching gap to be plugged with £17.5M eyeball in Cyprus

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Re: "a persistent stare capability"

No, the men stare at goats, not the other way around.

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Re: Then...

The bases there are sovereign British territories, they are not leased or provided as a favour by the Cypriots. An attempt to take them would be viewed as much the same as Gibraltar or the Falklands.

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Re: Sales

Quite possibly. I never saw this instance but the biggest sets they installed were the size of 40ft shipping containers - if you needed bigger than that you would chain multiple sets together since obviously road transport is the usual requirement. I wouldn't imagine we would've talking anywhere near that big but even "small" sets could be perhaps 5x5x20ft. I know my local hospital has several such sets dotted around the site (from the same company), presumably they are distributed to avoid the JCB through an on site power line thing.

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Re: "You have my word for it"

I think of that oligarch in Cold Lazarus - the TV series with the cryo-preserved head. After one of the surviving protagonists had destroyed most of the lab (but not the head) and barricaded the door against said oligarch and his armed minions.

"You're in a bit of trouble here. But don't worry, I am here to help you out. You have my word on that."

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Re: Sales

I've seen it done. The example that comes to mind is selling a diesel generator to a dairy farmer up the Pennines.

To be be fair farmers do need backup generators round there, power is often unreliable and cows need milking regardless.

But no thought at all to the track leading to the place, no sorry, you're not going to get an artic up there... Too heavy for a commercial helicopter operator, only way to to do that is with an RAF Chinook.

The air force found it useful, it's a "training exercise", flying hours, and chance to indoctrinate the primary school pupils whose field was used as the loading point, but they do charge commercial rates and then some.

District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data

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Re: the parent has been unwilling or unable to provide appropriate alternative evidence

OK, so a 13 year old has a kid... Four or five years years later that kid needs to go to primary school. Mum herself is still in education and thus not paying taxes.

Congratulations. Your pig-headedness has deprived that kid of an education. Be sure to pat yourself on the back in twenty years every time she collects her welfare payment as she is now unemployable.

It doesn't even have to be so extreme, with the state of house prices children are staying with their parents later than ever. The grandparents may pay their property taxes but that doesn't cover the grandchild. Tough, you don't care.

Your taxes pay for a public service - liability for that tax is a political consideration generally based on the individual circumstances. Entitlement to public services is based on an entirely separate set of considerations.

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Re: the parent has been unwilling or unable to provide appropriate alternative evidence

Never heard of buy to let? Yes we have had cases where a letting address was used. I'm not familiar with the appropriate regs in the US but here in the UK residency is determined by where the child spends most nights.

Taxes are an irrelevance, after all provision of a school place is not contingent on being a taxpayer.

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Re: the parent has been unwilling or unable to provide appropriate alternative evidence

If there is a query or inconsistency, an explanation or additional evidence as requested. If one source says one thing and another something else there is a duty to follow that up.

It's taxpayer money, and school places are even more constrained. We get complaints every year along the lines of "so and so got in but my kid didn't": there is a responsibility to ensure the system is not gamed.

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Re: It's America.

It wouldn't work. At worst the money for the defence will come from an entirely separate budget. In the US where many official positions are directly elected it can easily be spun the other way, i.e. "these are the steps we are taking to ensure the school admission process is not abused".

I posted here about a related issue (communicating with parents to tell them to apply) about a month ago. It's surprising how many just imagine there is a single list we can refer to to instantly provide us with a list of eligible names complete with up to date addresses, phone numbers and email addresses. Newsflash: such a magical names fairy does not exist.

This is different in that it is a matter of verification rather than publicity, I won't go into what measures we have in place but nothing like this. There is always a human in the loop though, as unusual circumstances can and do happen. I would imagine there has been here too.

We always get complaints along the lines "if I don't get what I want I'm going to the media" and our response is "it is your right to do so". Seriously, do you really think they are interested? "Council enforces rules to stop ineligible children getting school places ahead of those that are actually entitled" is hardly Pulitzer winning stuff, nor does it cast us in a bad light.

What is novel here and has gained the media attention is the methodology but as above, I refuse to believe there is not more to it than that. I suspect this is a case where the parent has been unwilling or unable to provide appropriate alternative evidence in supporting their application and it has been rejected for that reason. Again, if there is a popular, oversubscribed school is it right that those that shout loudest get a place over those that have rightly been deemed eligible?

Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92

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Re: Pascal nil pointer

No one is suggesting you can get rid of null/nil pointers and leave everything unchanged: the language needs further changes to plug the gap.

Since you refer to lists the conventional view in functional programming is that they are either empty or can be decomposed into a head and a tail, i.e. the first item from the list and the rest of the list. You can't even attempt to take a value from an empty list, there are not the language constructs to go that. You can attempt to decompose it which will cause a error but an empty list has a distinct value of its own.

Coupled with pattern matching, again popular with the functional languages, you can test each possibility (not just two, and over multiple variables) in a very uniform way that makes it easy to identify if there are any corner cases left uncovered, indeed the compiler will frequently issue a warning in the case of a non-exhaustive pattern match.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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Probably not. This is simply screaming "I've never had a girlfriend ever".

He may as well wear a shirt sponsored by Richard Branson.

O say, can you see: FCC pushes patriotic programming for US 250th

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Re: 250 years only ? Maybe add a couple of 0s.

I didn't realise America even had any history until I saw a few Jago Cooper documentaries. Far more interesting than the cartoonish stuff you get from US media outlets.

DOGE bites taxman

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It's like saying that they should be prosecuted for their little peccadilloes

Little peckers, surely? One of the most prominent is famous for his tiny hands.

The UK government isn't spending much taxpayer cash on X

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Re: Parents

You would hope most parents would. However there is only a window of two months to make secondary applications and four and a half for primaries. Those periods are spelled out in law and we can't change them. In year applications such as when moving into the area work differently since clearly they can happen at any point.

In practice you'll have three basic categories of parent - perhaps a quarter will be eager and looking into this as soon as they are out of the maternity ward, half will need a reminder that it is time to put an application in and the remaining quarter need prodding and poking all the way. As a county we still have hundreds of children not in school and even prosecution doesn't always help.

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So you would rather we continue to spend council tax money on local radio advertising, which surveys from previous years have shown to be almost completely ineffective?

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Can't speak about Xitter specifically, but we did conduct a survey after the online application. One question asked how they knew it was time to apply. Of 368 responses 30 stated social media. Nowhere near the top response (communications from schools) but a good chunk nevertheless.

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Don't you think they do that? As well as sending sending letters through the post? Getting schools (and health visitors etc) to communicate with their parents? But there's a very real problem first: where do you get the email addresses from?

We have contact details for parents of children that are already in school and can identify children who need a secondary application made, but there is no guarantee those details are up to date - the county council education department isn't someone who you might instantly think of if your address, email or phone number changes, and it's of zero help from primary applications. There are various fragmentary sources we can use to mop up large numbers of parents but none are comprehensive.

Remember that any time there is a proposal for a centralised national identity scheme it gets shouted down and with good reasons. But it also means there isn't a single source of authoritiative data. Various government departments will have large peices of the jigsaw - the NHS, Child Benefit etc but that doesn't mean we can start idly rooting through their records. Ultimately there comes a point where the parent needs to make initial contact with us for us to become aware of them. That's want the publicity drives are for.

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You have to put these things into context. I'm in local government and one of our big publicity drives over the last few months has been around getting parents to apply before the secondary and primary school deadlines for this September.

Every year there are dozens of appeals triggered by parents missing the deadline and thus going to the back of the queue. Given how tight school capacity is in large parts of the county the general result is a less than desirable offer.

I'm not aware of us having spent money with X specifically but each admission appeal costs well over £100 to handle. If it costs a few pence to get the message in front of a parent in advance and so they meet the deadline that's a difficult expense to argue against.

Trump's Genesis Mission gets its first set of 26 sure-to-succeed objectives

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"double the productivity and impact of US research and development within a decade."

Relatively easy to do. All you need is 7.2% inflation over that period and in dollar terms your objective is met.

A trade war against the world and undermining the Fed's independence are great ways of ensuring that.

Reviving a CIDCO MailStation – the last Z80 computer

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The primary motivation for lower voltage was cooling rather than signal effects. The original Pentium-60 and -66 at 5V were well known for running particularly hot. The Pentium-90 was the first at 3.3V and was a lot cooler. ISTR many (if not all) DX4-100 and (AMD) DX4-120s were 3.3V for the same reason.

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I picked up a Series 5 a couple of months back with some nice extras, good collectors example.

I'll probably move it on, display is terrible. Contrast is poor and the backlight so weak you often can't decide if the minor difference with it on is worse than with it on. I only saw a couple of them when current but remember the display being much better, presumably age-related degradation.

Had a Newton MP2000 at the time myself, great machine. Backlight again faded over time but an aftermarket white backlight made it better than new. Pity I can't remember where I put it, it's the only machine I've ever had that can replace pen and paper and improve on them.

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I never saw one IRL, but was shocked learning the first Apple Macintosh had a 9inch monitor.

I have a couple here, an SE/30 and a Classic II. The SE/30 is the fastest of the compact Macs even though the Classic II is more recent. With enough RAM and an ethernet adapter it makes a nice enough machine especially on A/UX which was pretty nifty for its time.

The built in tube with a 1 bit 512x342 resolution was low even for the time but at least was pin sharp compared to anything using a TV, especially with an RF modulator. In some ways black and white was actually preferable, since there were no issues over questionable dot pitch between colour sub-pixels.

Openreach turns up the heat to force laggards off legacy copper lines

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Re: ransom fees and copper cables

why can't I keep using my modern one, that works absolutely fine

You can, and probably will, carry on doing so. The media have done a good job of getting this back to front - the copper is staying for now and it'll probably be many decades before everything is fibre. What is changing is the equipment on either end, the same copper line will now carry a digital signal rather than an analogue POTS one.

They'll replace the copper at some point in the future as part of a local refresh but the equipment in the exchange is being updated over a much shorter timescale. Putting everyone on digital simplifies the equipment there and potentially allows greater speed over those same lines in the medium term, as backwards compatibility with POTS equipment and signalling does not need to be considered.

Sudo maintainer, handling utility for more than 30 years, is looking for support

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Re: A reminder

You can have as many username/credential pairs aliased to UID 0 as you like.

Dow Chemical says AI is the element behind 4,500 job cuts

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Re: De-intellectualisation?

No, not craters.

Just a gas leak that caused an estimated 16,000 deaths. Yes, Union Carbide is part of Dow now.

Fortunately they were Indian and thus apparently don't matter.

Musk distracts from struggling car biz with fantastical promise to make 1 million humanoid robots a year

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Sounds like the lyrics to a Weird Al song.

Yes, that's AL, not AI.

NS&I's IT car crash considers cutting legacy links to stop the bleeding

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Re: The only banking app that didn't accept payments

Payments out? Still website only.

It's 2026 ffs.

That sounds ideal to me. I hate those words "you can use our app for this..."

Particularly when it is functionality that works fine on the desktop website but is mysteriously not possible on the mobile site. Yes I may be using a phone instead of a desktop today but that isn't an excuse: if you demand I install an app I am forced to conclude it is for nefarious purposes that my web browser would block for security reasons.

It's 2026? Yes, that's exactly why I maintain the above.

BOFH: Eight pints of a lager and a management breakthrough

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It's a well known saying...

Those that can, do.

Those that can't, teach.

Those that can't teach, teach teachers

Anthropic writes 23,000-word 'constitution' for Claude, suggests it may have feelings

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Re: an ‘entity’ that probably has something like emotions

It's a glorified pattern matcher. It can't be insulted.

Then why do my computers start behaving when I threaten them?

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I say thank you to cash machines and have done for 30 years. I think it started sarcastically when NatWest machines would routinely freeze for three minutes or so before ejecting your card and dispensing your cash. Now it's automatic but I realise the irony every time.

eBay updates legalese to ban AI-powered shop-bots

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Yes those seem to be caught up too. If everyone was rational and shill bidding was taken seriously it wouldn't make any difference. However neither of those is true. People do get carried away and bid more than they originally intended and blatant shills and bid retractions do not get actioned even when reported.

Another use is for bid groups - I want an X, here's eight current listings - bid up to £a on that one, £b on that, £c on that one until you win one for me. Incredibly useful and avoids you getting carried away on individual auctions when there are plenty of options available.

Microsoft admits Outlook might freeze when saving files to OneDrive

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Re: It's a good thing that in New Outlook, save to OneDrive is the only option then

Time to quote Michael Elkins on Mutt...

"All mail clients suck. This one just sucks less."

Hasta la vista! Microsoft finally ends extended updates for ancient Windows version

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Re: 10 years after

Whoopie doo!

"My stuff is easy to migrate on account of it being simple and boring. Sod anyone else."

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

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I love this feature. It is the fastest way to copy paste with mouse selection.

Of course it is, because it pastes the text al opposed to the text+formatting which when taken from another source will almost certainly not match the document you are writing.

Presumably whoever decided that would be the default will end up in the same part of hell as the chap proposing this new misfeature.

Recline of the machines: Terminator felled by dodgy battery

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Re: I used to like

It would also frequently blow on onboard fuse if you did attempt to hot plug it, generally meaning a new mobo.

Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science

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Re: There would be plenty of budget available for NASA ...

They favor military spending because our constitution allows them to do that. Feeding, clothing or educating aren't really things that our constitution intended for them to do.

The US Founding Fathers were against the establishment of a standing army, indeed they observed that most coups against established civil power either originated in or are contingent on the military. This is why there is a constitutional bar on defence appropriations for more than two years at a time, but not for any other form of spending - the government can raise an army as needed, but it wasn't intended to be on an ongoing basis.

It is also where those second amendment rights to arms come from. In a country without a regular army the ability to raise a militia for the protection of the state becomes a sensible safeguard. It was not as frequently portrayed for protection from the state, which is the goal of all the other clauses in the constitution.

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

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NET SEND

It was always good for creating paranoia.

"I know who you are."

"Yes, I can see you..."

"You're wearing a blue shirt..."

The last supported version of HP-UX is no more

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Re: Calculators

If you want a nice HP calculator go to Swissmicros. The "real" HP calcs are distinctly average algebraic types these days.

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Re: RIP

Keysight still make some nice test equipment. Of course since it was decent gear they had to spin it off. Then the spin off had to do the same

Gmail preparing to drop POP3 mail fetching

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Re: Have We Reached "Do No Good" Yet?

What? No "Beware of the leopard" sign?

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems

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Reading too fast again...

Just scanning through the headlines I thought we were going to get rid of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Sadly he's of no use to anybody so wouldn't qualify.

Former IBM CEO Lou Gerstner passes, aged 83

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Arguably the split went ahead At the beginning of the 90s IBM were a one stop shop - You could have an IBM base unit coupled to an IBM monitor and IBM printer. Inside the base unit was an IBM processor and an IBM hard drive, and it was running an IBM OS. They don't do any of that now, bits have been split off as new entities (Lexmark) or sold off as unprofitable (HGST, Lenovo). IBM is now a services company with a sideline in big iron, they are a shadow of what they were.

NIST contemplated pulling the pin on NTP servers after blackout caused atomic clock drift

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Don't they have GPS as a backup, then direct the ntp daemons to use that, configured as stratum 2 just in case, until the primary reference is up again?

Be careful, it's turtles all the way down.

Where do you think the GPS clocks are synced to?

Infinite Machine e-scooter is like the offspring of a Vespa and a Cybertruck

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I thought of that too, and also it's amazing you can design something to make the BMW C1 look stylish.

Cornish recycling drive sows confusion among Reg Standards Bureau

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GitHub walks back plan to charge for self-hosted runners

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Hmm?

What the hell is a runner? It's clearly not Seb Coe; some kind of equivalent to a trigger in a DB?

I neither know nor care about git, I'm still on CVS and staying there thank you, but this article did nothing to put itself into context.

Browser 'privacy' extensions have eye on your AI, log all your chats

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I'm OK

I went on a website that told me I had 1,465 viruses and gave me a link to download something.

I installed that and it hasn't reported anything since.

It's £79.99 a month but what price piece of mind?

Welcome to America - now show us your last five years of social media posts

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Re: Pulling out the old foot-gun?

That is merely channelling George W. His great priority was The War Against Tourism, when he wasn't busy being proud of being a merkin.

Porsche panic in Russia as pricey status symbols forget how to car

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Re: More cloudybollocks

That only really works for the joyriders.

A professional thief won't give a Ferrari, Bentley or whatever a second glance, they are far too niche and attract far too much attention.

Much better to grab something mass market and anonymous, much easier to pass off under a cloned identity, or break up and shift as parts.

Judge hints Vizio TV buyers may have rights to source code licensed under GPL

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Re: A few things will always be missing

Please, please, go away and read up about what you wish to pontificate about.

The Tivoization controversy has absolutely nothing to do with aggregation as even 30 seconds of research would have shown you. Rather it was about digital signing. An executable image for the device needs to be signed with a secret key. Without the key you can't correctly sign the image and the hardware will refuse to run it.

Thus, no you can't create your own valid executable and yes, GPL2 does nothing to prohibit that.