* Posts by Rob Daglish

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DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

Rob Daglish

I dont really understand why you're letting yourself get so worked up over this.

If it's a hobby, great - let them get on with it and do whatever they want. If you can verify the claim it runs as DRDOS did, does it matter what the source code looks like?

It's much less antisocial than the wallies who go out hiking in the middle of winter armed with a pacamac, flip-flops and a bag of pork scratchings then expect the mountain rescue to get them down from Skiddaw/Ben Nevis/Snowdon when they run out of bravado...

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

Rob Daglish

I studied Psychology, and "ethics" (apart from being next door to Kent) seems to be the stuff that stops you doing things that you need to do to get fair and reliable results...

Desktop tech sent to prison for an education on strange places to put tattoos

Rob Daglish

Re: Basic Rule.

In a previous (IT) life, I used to drive coaches to top up my wages as I was paid so poorly...

I was quite happy driving for stag dos, but hen parties were awful enough that none of us wanted to cover that work.

Rob Daglish

Re: Cheer up, kids.

Yeah, but a stopped clock is still right twice a day, so how bad can it be?

Rob Daglish

Re: Hazing = abuse

I believe air is pumped into the abdominal area during keyhole surgery for things like appendectomy, gall bladder removal etc.

I guess there's a difference between a finely calibrated medical device and a bloody great airline, to be fair.

Microsoft engineer speedruns Raspberry Pi magic smoke in five minutes

Rob Daglish

Re: In the old days, we said welcome aboard

I did wonder. I no longer do, sometimes you have to do something to gain knowledge. In this case, the knowledge was of pain and what swearing sounds like when your tongue doesn't work properly. It's good knowledge, but I probably won't do it again...

Emmabuntüs DE 6: A newbie-friendly Linux to help those in need

Rob Daglish

Re: Newbie

Apparently, right here!

Still not sure how changing the hostname totally tanked a brand new Debian 13 install on my VPS, or why it's network has been configured 3 different ways each time I re-installed it. Although to be fair, I've only been trying to get my head round Linux since 1994, and haven't really settled on a distro yet!

Rob Daglish

Re: Emmabuntüs

Many years ago, our servers were named in tribute to the Spice Girls - I remember three in particular: "Ginger", so called because for some reason it always had an amber display instead of the traditional blue Dell one, "Baby" (our Novell Fileserver) which was the smallest of our server farm, and "Scary", our GroupWise/BorderManager server, so called because any attempts to update the config were bloody terrifying...

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

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Re: "Xerox bought the tech from someone else"

I've had chance to think - I believe the "oil reservoir" is referring to the "drum maintenance kit" - service manual for a Xerox example here:

https://laserpros.com/img/manuals/xerox-manuals/phaser-8860-8860mfp-service.pdf

It's basically a roller full of some kind of oil/lubricant which is pressed onto the drum at the bottom of the rotation, and then a small wiper that spreads it thinly. The idea is that the oil stops the wax sticking to the drum. I seem to remember we were told not to transport the printers with the maintenance kit installed as well as ensuring they were cold before moving them. Always good for a coffee when the customer ignored your call to say you were 20 minutes out, please shut it down: "Oh, you didn't shut it down? Well now I'll just have to stop and have a brew while it cools..."

Rob Daglish

Re: Users and printing devices...

I spent a few years as a warranty certified repair tech for a number of printers, and staples and drawing pins were par for the course. Sellotape round the rollers of a document feeder on an MFP was good, but not as much fun to remove as the blu-tac which one user didn't remove before putting their sheets into the printer.

All, of course, while swearing to the hell-desk that they hadn't put anything other than paper in it.

Users...

Rob Daglish

Re: Users and printing devices...

Are you sure about that Martin?

I'm fairly certain that at least some of the the Phasers had an oil reservoir of some sort because there was a wiper blade that smeared a thin coating over the drum before the melted wax crayon was put on in so that it slid off onto the paper properly? It's been a while since I've worked on them, but there was a very small oil reservoir replaced as part of the maintenance kit, my service manuals would suggest?

We were always warned not to tip them because of the molten wax rather than the oil - having seen the results when a colleague moved a hot printer, I can see why - ink all over the print surface, effectively wrote the machine off!

ETA: I've just remembered there was another colour laster printer I was once exposed to which did, indeed have an oil reservoir in - I remember it being an evil, evil thing. The school I was working at bought it second-hand in around 2001, and it was a damned nuisance. Minolta, perhaps? It was an absolute sod, and needed something done damned near every day to keep it going, and the quality was - questionable - at best.

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

Rob Daglish

Re: My wife was a keyholder at a bank branch

I did once manage to cause a police presence at a bank i was working in. I'd been asked by their help desk to hoover the PCs out as the staff were complaining they were running slowly and very noisy - the thinking from the helldesk was that they were clogged up with fluff and dirt, whereas in reality, they were just not very good PCs...

Anyways, one had a little walkie-talkie style box on top, which i moved to open the lids of the PC. I dutifully started hoovering, and fairly shortly my escort said there were a lot of police sirens going past today. I jokingly replied that it cant have been for me, my bail conditions have been lifted. About 2 minutes later, the biggest hulk of a man I've seen pops his head round the door to see if everything is OK, because it turns out that walkie-talkie was a panic alarm trigger that was faulty and waiting for repair as it's firing whenever its moved.

Ooops.

They were very good about it, and although there were threats to invoice my employer for the wasted time, I dont think we ever got a bill for it, and the staff were incredibly reassured how quickly Plod could get there when needed!

Rob Daglish

Re: Fired

Sounds awfully like BAe at Barrow, one of the few places where you can sit in Morrisons and watch subs appear and disappear while you drink your coffee... and Barrow is definitely a place you dont want to look at too closely.

GNOME dev gives fans of Linux's middle-click paste the middle finger

Rob Daglish

Re: Opinionated and badly spelt.

Sorry, no.

Regardless of what keyboard I'm using, be it phone/tablet touchscreen, my mechanical marvel, any of my laptops or the bluetooth behemoths that I travel around with, I manage to find time to check that my spelling, punctuation and grammar are as I was taught.

Even if I'm in a hurry, I make time to check my own work - anything else detracts from the quality of the message that I want to impart to other people, and quite frankly poor spelling like that shown in the snippets quoted in the article makes me question the ability of the person writing it. Especially in such a detail-orientated field such as coding.

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

Rob Daglish

Re: Access security 101

I once worked on a very high security site, where leaving your machine unlocked would always lead to a quick email to the first aider to say you'd got a Wotsit stuck in your nostril.

First aider would pop round, laugh, deliver a missive on locking your device, and collect a bag of Haribo for his troubles. I miss that job...

Rob Daglish

Laptop? Not like you to be so unambitious Jake! One of my colleagues came in to find everything on his desk covered in tinfoil - CRT monitor, desktop, keyboard, mouse, telephone, desk, chair, desk tidy (with every pen done separately and then placed back in), basically an entire corner of the room was shiny silver...

To be fair, he took it in good part knowing full well he'd return the favour later on - and we would have expected nothing less, to be fair!

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

Rob Daglish

I had a tower like that, i think they were all the same.

For some reason, when I upgraded from a P75 to (I think) a P133, it would overheat if you put the lid on. Sadly it was too sharp to leave the lid off, so it had to go...

Rob Daglish

It's a Landy. They tend to get quite damp between the leaks and the condensation. Fortunately, the water runs out of all the holes in the bodywork.

Tougher than old boots, but nothing like watertight.

In a similar vain, I once used mine to "gently push" the car of some Novanuts (who were deliberately blocking people in car parking spaces after they'd collected their chinese) out of the car park. They were quite surprised.

Sorry, but your glitchy connection might have cost you that job

Rob Daglish

Re: Meh, cut the other garbage out

But surely every bed needs to send 200gb a year of data to the mothership?

Rob Daglish

Re: Shiny not always better

HF Radio? Really?

I'd love more info on that use case - I can't think of many employers that would be happy with their information being broadcast around half the globe!

Rob Daglish

So I am that employee in the sticks... Whose village has just had BDUK funded fibre installed on one street. The other 10 of you on that other street? You aren't included in the BDUK rollout, so tough.

Which is quite frustrating to have gone through all of that inconvenience of them digging up roads etc to find that I can't then get the connection that's disrupted our travel for the last 12 months.

My DSL connection is getting worse and worse, to the point I had two and did SD-WAN, but it meant I had two crap connections instead of one. Mobile is iffy under the best of circumstances, so I've recently gotten starlink in - which is pretty good, VCs all now work, there's only one drawback - I can't access my employer's main website which is hosted in multiple AWS regions, and used by hundreds of thousands of people all over the world, apart from me on starlink...

I despair of this country, I really do sometimes.

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

Rob Daglish

Re: Smart, But Also Bloody Stupid

Yeah. We looked after a series of devices in libraries in the early 2000s that had either a 24 or 27 inch touchscreen Iiyama. They were absolutely immense monitors, in both senses of the word...

My personal favourite though was a 32" Philips CRT which was very, very nice. It had been bought for a Novell Netware 4 server. I never officially liberated it for my own PC, I just worked in the server room a lot. (I was 17, I didn't know any better!)

Starlink’s method of dodging solar storms may make it slower, for longer

Rob Daglish

OK, it's not fibre, but... its been a welcome boost here!

My village has been split in twain by BDUK: we've all had endless roadworks, road closures and chaos caused by Fibrus connecting one half of the village. As for the rest of us? December 2027 "at the earliest".

Meanwhile, I've got a "good" connection at ~70Mbps, except it isn't, because its very lossy and keeps dropping out because the infrastructure is awful, but BT won't change it. Nobody wants to put fibre in for the 10 houses Fibrus missed as it isnt commercially viable, and B4RN? Well, not this far north, and im still and hour feom the scottish border! 4G is OK until you try and do things like VC, so what's a boy to do?

I'm consistently getting 300+ down and 50+ up, so until 2028... looks like I'm stuck with it.

A single DNS race condition brought Amazon's cloud empire to its knees

Rob Daglish

Re: Looks like they still didn't catch the cause

I believe Blackboard Monitor Vimes...

Techie fooled a panicked daemon and manipulated time itself to get servers in sync

Rob Daglish

Re: Lotus Notes

I attended a number of the Novell BrainShare events - there were many good speakers amongst the Dev team, and in some of the surrounding uni's, who could make the most dull topics interesting, and were great to have a pint with afterwards!

I miss Novell...

Rob Daglish

Re: been there, done that ...

This led to one of my favourite Netware messages - Synthetic Time is being issued on Partition...

Always felt like I was playing with the laws of time and space when that one came up!

Banning VPNs to protect kids? Good luck with that

Rob Daglish

Re: There is only one way, has always been only one way, and always will only be one way

I think for cows that may be true, but round here you still see a ram with a chalk bag on his chest so you can tell which ewes have been tupped.

The really posh farms have different colour chalk on different rams so you know who’s been where…

VMware must support crucial Dutch govt agency as it migrates off the platform, judge rules

Rob Daglish

Re: Money for nothing...

I'd rather either of those gltham the hopeless, hapless money out that is my W7, thank you very much

It's been absolutely pants since it was three days old. My BMW, on the other hand, has been a superb motor.

Before the megabit: A trip through vintage datacenter networking

Rob Daglish

I joined Demon in 1994, (158.152.202.35 was my IP address; why can I still remember that 30 years later, but I can't tell you what I had for breakfast 10 minutes ago?)

I remember having to have something that accepted mail being pushed to start with, and then later, a rather snazzy piece of software called Tetrix Reader Plug (Demon got you a discount on this!) which was a newsgroup reader as well as being able to pull individual email addresses or everything for the host (each demon user had their own hostname - bobertd.demon.co.uk, in my case - and could have any number of emails at that host.

And it was still more useable that Outlook...

Huawei chair says the future of comms is fiber-to-the-room, which China has and the rest of us don’t

Rob Daglish

Re: Going beyond 10Gb/s requires fiber for now

I am, but the fricking sharks keep tangling the cables

Remembering when NASA stuck a Space Shuttle on top of a Boeing 747

Rob Daglish

Re: Dear Santa...

I look at Lego sets and think "gosh, that's expensive", win reality my kids are using the same sets I had nearly 40 years ago, and it's showing every likelihood they'll be perfectly usable by their kids in the fullness of time. I don't think any other thing from my past has lasted so well, so is it really that bad?*

Also, have you seen the price of model trains lately? Wow...

£127M wasted on failed UK nuclear cleanup plan

Rob Daglish

Re: Where does the money go?

Being arms length public sector, wage caps don't really apply at Sellafield. There are tales of people doing fairly low skilled jobs such as laundry workers earning high wages, incredibly poor performance, jobs being pushed into overtime, poor attendance and high rates of work being contracted out to chains of contractors all adding their own cut for doing nothing but sub-contracting yet again...

It's a money pit, we all know it's a money pit, but nobody wants to do anything about it because why kill the golden goose? When it's finished, West Cumbria has nothing else going for it, and simply wont be a viable area to live in.

'Close to impossible' for Europe to escape clutches of US hyperscalers

Rob Daglish

And yet, for many people it's a go-to reason. For example, SWMBO and the housework....

Linux kernel to drop 486 and early 586 support

Rob Daglish

Without turning into the Yorkshireman sketch, I'm not sure my first 486 was that well stocked - it definitely had 4MB of RAM, and I remember upgrading the hard disk to 127MB... It was definitely pre '93, possibly 90/91 as I seem to recall having it before I started secondary school in 1991.

It eventually got 8MB, with the hard disk growing to 500MB, and at some point I believe 16MB (4*4MB SIMMS, which now live in my Korg Triton keyboard!)

Tesla fudged odometer to screw me out of warranty, Model Y owner claims

Rob Daglish

Re: bits dropping off

I personally know of a motorcycle trailer being fabricated by a welder with materials from a site he was working on which was then driven off site with no questions asked by the security guards*

The same “company” had another occasion where a large (20kwish) diesel generator was ordered, then pretty much straight away trailered offsite to provide power to an employee’s house while waiting for the mains to be connected, again right past the guard house.

*Guards are more interested in who/what goes in, the scans on the way out are more interested in radioactive materials.

Anyway, the answer is obvious. You don’t take any car parts home, you stash them onsite, build it and drive the finished thing away.

The passive aggression of connecting USB to PS/2

Rob Daglish

Re: Polling vs Interrupted keyboards.

I've vague memories of having a PS/2 mouse that came with a PS/2 to DB9 converter...

Nuclear center must replace roof on 70-year-old lab so it can process radioactive waste

Rob Daglish

Re: Sellafield, where taxpayer monies go to die...!

I suspect you've never had to bid for work at Sillyfield?

The normal rules of business don't apply, and you can expect many, many questions about costs. Like how much do you pay your staff? What does your electric and insurance cost, and who supplies them? Will they be raising their prices? Can we have five years of your accounts, please, so we can audit you?

These are genuine questions from a tender for occasional coach transport. Having seen some of their construction tenders too, it seems like their contract department likes to be busy!

What seems to happen in reality is that there are three or four firms whose work seems to be bidding for work and buying or selling each other and infinitum* - one of my mates has worked in the same office for ~10 years, but has been employed by around 8 different versions of the same company in that time.

Those mega corps then sub work to the same bunch of local subbies, who occasionally go bust, but then start up again with a slightly different name. They, in turn, subcontract all the work out, usually to one bloke** who is quite busy doing the actual work of around 9,999 people who seem to be able to just push bits of paper around.

*This makes Joint Ventures a great game, especially when it comes to IT support

**Hi John! Hope you're keeping well?

Rob Daglish

Re: How the **** does it cost £1.5bn?

I'm thinking that story has been lost in translation. None of the catering stuff is in active areas, so nothing should be contaminated, and there was never a problem with taking vans of kit on and off provided they hadn't been in active areas.

Tech trainer taught a course on software he'd never used and didn't own

Rob Daglish

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

Yes, this is very true. The company I work for produce a lot of training to teach our products to people, but looked at from a professional teaching point of view, they're terrible and not really fit for purpose. I've suggested on more than one occasion that we employ a qualified teacher to develop and deliver the courses, but nobody seems to understand the issue.

Interestingly, $largeNuclearSite down the road has started doing just this, and is causing a drain of teachers from the area as they're offering much higher salaries and better working conditions - one friend has gone from a highly stressful Senior Management role in a school, to basically delivering lessons that are already planned, and got doesn't have to deal with angsty teenagers, parents or Ofsted, has for a significant salary bump and still regards a 40 hour week as part time!

Rob Daglish

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

This is very true, but simply being good at something doesn't mean you can teach it. Some of the worst people I've seen at explaining things are those who know a product inside and out - simply because they don't understand how little other people know about the product!

Rob Daglish

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

Ah. In education, there's a slightly different version: those who can do, those who can't teach, and those who can't teach become Ofsted inspectors.

UK's first permanent facial recognition cameras installed in South London

Rob Daglish

Re: better directions

To be fair, my tenants managed to turn to drugs without any help from me, so I'm not sure what your point is here...

Not all landlords and devils, and not all tenants are saints.

London's poor 5G blamed on spectrum, investment, and timing of Huawei ban

Rob Daglish

Over promised and under delivered

Well, 3G didn't really live up to the hype, despite its improvement over 2G.

4G was definitely hyped too far for what it (eventually) delivered, and 5G was so over hyped it's unreal*.

Sorry Prof, but I don't think the MNOs are learning anything here.

*E.g. Keswick - now, instead of not working, my phone doesn't work really quickly, so that's nice

Microsoft tastes the unexpected consequences of tariffs on time

Rob Daglish

Re: The slow TV trend

Sorry, I can't do anything about toucans at the moment, I'm too busy trying to deal with the giraffes that appear to have caught fire...

Linus Torvalds forgot to release Linux 6.14 for a whole day

Rob Daglish
Joke

This is the way the world ends...

Presumably, Linus now has to send himself a sweary email castigating himself, which he'll reply to, a flame war will commence, and then he'll resign from the project in disgust at the way he's treated himself...

Seriously though, fair play to him for being so honest about it. He *could* have blamed anything or anyone, but didn't. Definitely earns him a beer

Datacenters near Heathrow seemingly stay up as substation fire closes airport

Rob Daglish

Re: Really...?

Really? I thought there was a planet going to crash into us. Or were we going to crash into it? Something like that anyways...

Rob Daglish

Re: Questions will doubtless be asked

I'm with cyberdemon on this one. You could have significantly more delay on MS365, or Google, or any one of a host of other data centre hosted stuff and never notice the delay. I can confidently say that as they are as slow and crumbly whether I'm in that London or at home in the frozen North... No, the real north. Beyond Manchester, but before Scotland. What do you mean, you didn't realise that was part of England?

Dash to Panel maintainer quits after donations drive becomes dash to disaster

Rob Daglish

Re: Imagine if...

If he's maintaining it, I have no objection to him earning a bob or two from it, even if it wasn't originally his work or idea.

Remind me, do journalists not get paid when they regurgitate press releases?

Medusa ransomware affiliate tried triple extortion scam – up from the usual double demand

Rob Daglish

Re: i never get tired if saying it

Did you read TFA or just decide to get on your high horse about cloud on every comment section?

I think your ire would be better directed at the bad actors who are extorting money from people (no, not Oracle on this occasion;) )than at cloud in general, especially as the gang involved are going after on prem stuff, mainly...

Scientists create woolly ma-mouse by looking at mean genes from the Pleistocene

Rob Daglish

Re: Boring

Were there ever such creatures? I assumed they were entirely mythical!

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