* Posts by Blue Pumpkin

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Linus Torvalds offers to build guitar effects pedal for kernel developer

Blue Pumpkin

Re: There are only so many ways of clipping a signal.

Oh Denshi - I had forgotten about that too ... happy days

Same experience here - because of it decided chemicals were not for me and went off to do computer engineering ...

Celebrating when EVs went to the Moon with a Lego Lunar Roving Vehicle build

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Re: "We asked Lego why it did not create a custom part for the dish"

Yes you are being an old curmudgeon, but so am I and so is my significant other... have an upvote

The latest language in the GNU Compiler Collection: Algol-68

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Crikey that brings back memories

Upvote for the Maths Tower ... it was still ugly but nothing quite as ugly as the CS bunker next door where daylight was not allowed if you were an undergrad

By the time I got there everybody was on Pascal ...

How a good business deal made us underestimate BASIC

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Re: FORTH anyone

It also had an interesting way of storing and addressing data on "screens" or blocks if I remember.

RPN is never going to endear people to your language - though it does tend to make them think more about what they are trying to do

Parker Solar Probe set for blisteringly hot date with the Sun on Christmas Eve

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Metric units courtesy of GNU units

Ahh accuracy, precision and margin of error…. All well misunderstood terms.

At one time it was drilled into you in the very first weeks of university maths for science and engineering. I hope it still is

British Army zaps drones out of the sky with laser trucks

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Sadly not a item of bad englishes

You meant verbized ....

Like burglarization ... committed by burglarizers ....

Though I have never understood 'obligated' when obligarized is obviously the correct word

Boeing busted by employee over plans to surveil workers, quickly reverses course

Blue Pumpkin

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Veteran Microsoft engineer shares some enterprise support tips

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Where are they?

MrBanana surely you have met Evil Pea?

Fortunately Supertato is on hand ....

Vodafone and Three permitted to tie the knot – if they promise to behave

Blue Pumpkin

The fable of the scorpion and the frog comes to mind…

AI Jesus is ready to dispense advice from a booth in historic Swiss church

Blue Pumpkin

Dark Star

I remember the "intelligent" bomb 'getting religion' .... it didn't end well ...

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Saved!

You forgot the cheese !

You must always lookout for the Wurst Käse scenario ....

BASIC co-creator Thomas Kurtz hits END at 96

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Forth is just cryptic

The worst part is coming back to something you did ages ago and try to figure out what you did - although it's not as bas as APL !

And just like BASIC, it's still going https://www.forth.com

I remember attempting to write a FORTH interpreter in 8086 assembler for fun ... with only 4k available - those were the days.

Apple drops soldered storage for 2024 Mac Mini

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Re: Power on the bottom

You just need the Mac Mini holder

IKEA has the answer

I have the previous Mac Mini and the previous IKEA holder .. good to see them pre-empting the technology upgrade

Clues to Windows Intelligence found in Windows 11 builds

Blue Pumpkin

Disappointing title ...

There I was expecting Alice Roberts or Joann Fletcher turning up to tell us how they had found evidence of long lost traces of intelligence from past versions that could still be found today...

And how the use of any intelligence became an evolutionary dead-end in favour of a six-legged dromedary approach.

The US government wants developers to stop using C and C++

Blue Pumpkin

Obligatory FORTRAN text here ….

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Stop with the useless A better than B crap

But specifically excludes APL.

And pothibly Lithp ath well …

Alphabet posts big revenue and profit growth, just 1,100 job losses

Blue Pumpkin

Re: This would explain...

Where CCP is Celebrated Capitalist Process right ?

Smart homes may be a bright idea, just not for the dim bulbs who live in 'em

Blue Pumpkin
Devil

Re: Not that you'd know this from experts on YouTube or most retail sites

Don't even talk to me about those 3-way valves and stupid spring controlled synchronous motor that burns out stuff ....

With Granite Rapids, Intel is back to trading blows with AMD

Blue Pumpkin

Perhaps a Clearwater Revival ….

What is this computing industry anyway? The dawning era of 32-bit micros

Blue Pumpkin

Re: 386 and 68020 had ports of Unix

Not forgetting the original SCO - we used to run it on Compaq 386 laptops in preference to Windows

SETI boldly looks beyond the Milky Way in latest alien hunt

Blue Pumpkin
Coat

A right barrel of laughs …

Ex-Microsoft engineer resurrects PDP-11 from junkyard parts

Blue Pumpkin

Re: What makes a minicomputer?

> the difference between a microcomputer, a minicomputer and a mainframe

You can race some minicomputers down the hallway - microcomputers and mainframes not so much

The MicroVAX coffee table edition was the fastest - good turning circle but difficult to steer except in straight lines - especially when sitting on it ....

UK tech pioneer Mike Lynch dead at 59

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Random tornadoes

He doesn't believe in acts of God ....

RIP: WordPerfect co-founder Bruce Bastian dies at 76

Blue Pumpkin

Alas I don't think there was one - though I did send a request for one :-(

Wiki page is pretty good though.

Microsoft founder Paul Allen's tech museum closes, sells off collection

Blue Pumpkin

SDF.org, quite appropriate really

SDF in French means Sans Domicile Fixe - or Homeless….

VMware giving away Workstation Pro, Fusion Pro free for personal use

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Free as in, of no value…

No they're CA - where software goes to die ... sums it up really

Brexit border system outage puts perishable goods transport in peril

Blue Pumpkin

Re: The gift that keeps on giving…

.... taking

What's with AI boffins strapping GoPros to toddlers? We take a closer look

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Quelle surprise!

I don't remember who it was (am obviously approaching old fart age) but there was, some possibly animal behaviourist, who named one of his wards Norm Chimpsky

We're not Meta support: State AGs tell Zuck to fix rampant account takeover problem

Blue Pumpkin

Re: This is a real problem....

Think of it as a gift .....

Boffins demo self-eating rocket engine in Scotland

Blue Pumpkin
Coat

Re: Pedant? moi?

The work of a maestro ….

Welcome to 2024: Volkswagen really is putting ChatGPT into cars as a gabby copilot

Blue Pumpkin

Re: That's VW on my 'do not by' list

Yes but how long before it starts singing "Share and enjoy" ?

How do you teach a robot dog new tricks? Throw it a string of hex, a crayon, and a canvas

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Is this evolution continuing?

Thank you !

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Is this evolution continuing?

Asimov’s robot books touched on something similar, where the visiting robots were assumed to be the earth lifefoms.

I forget the title (as I’m not a robot) but am sure someone will remind me.

New York Times sues OpenAI, Microsoft over 'millions of articles' used to train ChatGPT

Blue Pumpkin
FAIL

They just missed a trick

.. to invent the AI bot subscription at a cost of a few million $ per year.

Would bring them more money than paying the lawyers for what will no doubt be perceived as detrimental in the long run.

I mean, does the NYT actively not want to have any influence over the future ? Or prefer to leave it to the likes of antisocial media ?

Doom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't come

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Vasa Syndrome

And the museum is fabulous and an unmissable visit when in Stockholm .... https://www.vasamuseet.se/en

Microsoft floats bringing a text editor back to the CLI

Blue Pumpkin

Re: TECO!

Indeed. The TECO parlour game was to type your name at the command prompt and then try and work out what it did to your file ....

Doom turns 30, so its creators celebrate seminal first-person shooter’s contribution to IT careers

Blue Pumpkin
Devil

DoomOps was done a long time ago ...

But was generally not good for the server : Doom as a tool for system administration

Polish train maker denies claims its software bricked rolling stock maintained by competitor

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Disappointed

Not even Ruby on Rails …

HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated'

Blue Pumpkin

Re: My Mum caught me on Tuesday night

There comes a point in time when you have to announce to people that their technology has gone to the other side and they have no choice but to renew. Even if it's not quite true, but just to keep your sanity ...

If only it were equally simple with central heating ....

Chromebooks are problematic for profits and planet, says Lenovo exec

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Chromebooks sell to education...

Outlook is available on the Mac.

And it's an even bigger piece of crap than the Windows version, despite having been around for over 15 years ... so I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Thankfully Microsoft does (or did) a version of Office without Outlook that they charge less for ...

Apple exec defends 8GB $1,599 MacBook Pro, claims it's like 16GB in a PC

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Mac system requirements

You need to go here https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Legacy-Patcher/

And you'll probably be able to run something more recent.

Am currently running Monterey on a 2015 Air. - with only 8GB.

Bad eIDAS: Europe ready to intercept, spy on your encrypted HTTPS connections

Blue Pumpkin

Re: Worrying - esp. in the UK

Give us a "C"

Give us an "R"

Give us an "A"

You can guess the rest .....

Pope tempted by Python! Signs off on coding scheme for kids

Blue Pumpkin
Devil

Let's hope so

The last time someone was tempted by a snake it also involved apples and didn't turn out too well ..... (allegedly, I mean it could have been fake news)

Martin Goetz, recipient of the first software patent, logs off at 93

Blue Pumpkin

Re: $2 million. The struggle was worth it.

Sure, they want to run a business like lots of other people.

But being shat on by bigger unrestrained monopolistic companies with can make that difficult.

Was software patenting the right way to go ? Probably not, but what other effective avenues were available ?

The patent world of the 60s is not the patent world of today.

French IT behemoth Atos facing calls for nationalization as it tries to restructure

Blue Pumpkin

You say Atos, I say Capita ...

Everybody has their demons .... (and some have daemons)

It is 20 years since the last commercial flight of Concorde

Blue Pumpkin

Re: 3 experiences with Concorde

As a kid I remember the Concorde maiden flight from Tolouse. Followed not much later by the humungous - at the time - launch of the 747. It was a great time for planes :-)

There is also a Concorde at the Seattle Museum of Flight at Boeing Field, that you can walk through. And as you say it's tiny. In addition there is also a walk through of a previous version of Air Force One - maybe 707 based - I don't remember - someone will tell me.

All in all a great place to go - a whole day will not be enough.

And if you're there, the visit to Boeing at Everett is just awesome, a cathedral of engineering prowess.

Though I guess there are no more 747s

CERN swaps out databases to feed its petabyte-a-day habit

Blue Pumpkin

It’s all just dust …

From browser brat to backend boss: Will WASM win the web wars?

Blue Pumpkin

Even though the Empire standardised on the Universal Interface and Protocol as embodied by R2D2 it's just a bigger island, so you still have to lug around a bunch of C3POs to get anything to talk to anything ....

Zoom's new London hub – where 'remote work' meets 'we need you back in the office'

Blue Pumpkin

Re: I think it is the perfect time to start a new company : Gloom

Tastefully decked out with demotivational posters from despair.com …..

On the record: Apple bags patent for iDevice to play LPs

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Unhappy

And there was I thinking ...

it was something novel like getting the iDevice to scan the vinyl directly into the music library with it's super-duper integrated laser and beam it round the house.

But would the iTurn be more expensive than Jonny Ives Linn version ?

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