* Posts by Aleph0

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Encryption backdoor debate 'done and dusted,' former White House tech advisor says

Aleph0

Re: Who's who?

The Patrician to Captain Vimes, in Guards! Guards!: "I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people," said the man. "You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."

Apple auto-opts everyone into having their photos analyzed by AI for landmarks

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Big Brother

The same argument about scanning for CSAM appiles

How long before some government tells Apple "since you have demonstrated you have the capability to scan for stuff on your users' phones, you will also search for objectionable content"?

"Objectionable" as defined by the ruling party, obviously...

Naïve Reg hack thinks he can beat Christmas food comas once and for all

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Happy

Re: Suffolk Tip - New Wildlife Reserve

15-digit precision? As usual there's a relevant XKCD...

China starts building world's largest fully steerable radio telescope

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Unhappy

Xizang Autonomous Region

Otherwise known as Tibet.

Seems like the CCP is looking to erase the name of the place in addition to its ancestral culture? I traveled there just before Covid, and it was heartbreaking to see the number of heavily armed police troopers surveilling religious festivals, or how newly built infrastructure defaced pristine landscapes (to which the new radiotelescope will do no favours also, I suspect)...

T-Mobile US takes a victory lap after stopping cyberattacks: 'Other providers may be seeing different outcomes'

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Pint

Tempting fate

Eh I don't know, but bragging like this could be seen by some as a challenge...

Reminds me of the Discworld method of committing suicide by walking into the Mended Drum tavern and announcing your name as 'Vincent the Invulnerable' or any such nonsense.

Icon: GNU PTerry

EU irate about geo-locked Apple IDs

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Odd, I distinctly remember changing my e-mail address some years ago from one at Yahoo! to one at Protonmail, and keeping the same Google account.

Perhaps it's due to some subsequent change? Or -my guess- maybe a benefit of NOT using Gmail when registering (yes, it's actually possible to create a Google account without using a @gmail address, it's just that 99% of users never bother to)... Or I may well be misunderstanding your problem with Google, in which case my apologies.

Harvard duo hacks Meta Ray-Bans to dox strangers on sight in seconds

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Gimp

Re: "so that people can take their own privacy and data into their hands"

"I am prepared to lose any partner/friend/relative who does that"

Perhaps a naive question, but if they don't tell me and I don't use socials myself how would I even discover I've been tagged?

I mean, without compromising my privacy myself by giving away my PII or photos to dubious "people search" sites in order to ascertain whether that info appears anywhere on the Internet...

Icon: I'm sorry officer, I promise the only reason I'm wearing this mask in public is to protect my privacy ;)

AI PCs will dominate shipments by 2026, but not because of demand

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Meh

History repeats itself

Just as Microsoft mandated that in order to qualify for the Vista Ready sticker PCs had to have a GPU, only to then abandon the 3D effects that required it in the first place. Now on my company laptop the task manager is reporting that same GPU has been sitting at 0% utilization all morning...

Green recycling goals? Pending EU directive could hammer used mobile market

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The operators in other regions less so, since they will no longer have a convenient outlet to dump the previous iPhones of their users that are rolling over their contract and exchanging their handsets for new ones...

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"The European telecom industry recognizes that it needs to address low trade-in throughout the region, but it's still far off the pace of the US and Japan, which generate much higher volumes."

They would say it, wouldn't they? In Europe we're much more used to buying our phones outright instead of financing them as part of our phone bills, and as a consequence we're much less inclined to replace our equipment when rolling over the phone contracts. I'd bet that it's much less lucrative for the operators than the American/Japanese business model...

Ellison declares Oracle all-in on AI mass surveillance, says it'll keep everyone in line

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Stop

Torment Nexus by Oracle

Billionaires aren't even trying to hide their aims any longer, are they...

To patch this server, we need to get someone drunk

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Pint

Re: Prison

> it is possible to do some computer fettling on a couple of pints, it doesn't suddenly remove all your facilities.

As always there's a relevant XKCD: Ballmer Peak .

There is no honor among RAM thieves – but sometimes there is karma

Aleph0

Especially if you know what ZIF stood for. I too would proceed only after having thoroughly verified that nothing is blocking anything, if something is named Zero Insertion Force and nonetheless requires more than minimal effort.

For the record: You just ordered me to cause a very expensive outage

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Pint

"Norman" who is an electrical engineer by trade and during one phase of his career

I see what you did there, --> for the one who came up with it

BOFH: Why's the network so slow?

Aleph0

Re: The first part of the conversation rings a bell...

I think it was when Simon introduced the stack model of bosses' brain, namely that they could only keep max two technical terms in mind at the same time. After the third one their brain stack overflowed, and the bosses entered "dummy mode".

Enterprise browser maker Island says it's now worth $3B

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WTF?

Re: Browser...

To me the crazy thing is that they've managed to spend nearly half a bllion dollars, and unless I'm mistaken what they've accomplished is adding logging to Chromium and clearing the clipboard on focus lost.

I suppose that they must be renting some seriously fancy company headquarters because that kind of money sure as hell didn't go into development...

Alibaba signs to explore one-hour rocket deliveries

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Mushroom

Re: NORAD is going to love this - not

Also because they have a valid prior art claim...

Reddit link (sorry)

Qualcomm unveils Snapdragon 8s Gen 3 with Eye-of-Sauron camera

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Megaphone

Re: Hmm

Well this new SOC also features "party mode" audio, so there's plenty of appeal for inconsiderate people that like to inflict their taste in music on all the other poor sods in the same public space... Bet Qualcomm will sell wagonloads as usual.

You got legal trouble? Better call SauLM-7B

Aleph0
Trollface

What lawyers enjoy

"tools to help lawyers focus on what they enjoy most and do best, which is to exercise legal judgment and help their clients with advice."

That's odd, I've always had the distinct impression that the thing lawyers liked the most about their job was billing their clients...

The S in IoT stands for security. You'll never secure all the Things

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As for me I've solved by never giving my smart TV the Wi-Fi password. Since it was demanding to be connected to the Internet for initial configuration, plugging in an Ethernet cable for the ten minutes it took made short order of that, and it has been a satisfyingly dumb TV set ever since.

The Who’s Who of AI just chipped in to fund humanoid robot startup Figure

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Terminator

Robots are coming for the dirty jobs

Yeah, dirty environments are notoriously the ideal place to put expensive delicate automatons in. /s

Call me when they can go into city sewers to dislodge fatbergs...

If we plug this in without telling anyone, nobody will know we caused the outage

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Joke

Re: Let's Check the Server Room Access Log

Or the access logs were themselves saved on the downed storage device ;)

This story reminds me of the old saying "SCSI isn't magic. There are fundamental technical reasons why it's necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your array every new moon"

Lenovo debuts AI PCs that have specs a lot like vanilla PCs with this year's accelerated CPUs

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Transparent display on laptops

So not just the ones sitting beside me on the train can snoop on what's on my screen, but now also those in front? Yeah no, count me out on this...

Self-taught-techie slept on the datacenter floor, survived communism, ended a marriage

Aleph0
Devil

Re: Daily!?! RFC begs to differ

Well to be fair @wolfetone didn't specify whose death...

Europe's deepest mine to become Europe's deepest battery

Aleph0

Pedant alert: if your uranium is sufficiently enriched as to sustain a chain reaction, it doesn't stay in a big pile for much more than microseconds. If it isn't enriched yet, then it isn't much use as a store of energy.

What you want is a number of smaller piles, depending on the level of enrichment. Citing Wikipedia: "The critical mass for lower-grade uranium depends strongly on the grade: with 20% U-235 it is over 400 kg; with 15% U-235, it is well over 600 kg."

Windows 11 24H2 is coming so we can all shut up about Windows 12 for another year

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Re: Lifetime

The Windows app works under Wine in that it can find the files, but thereafter it breaks because it expects to talk to Explorer. Same problem as the Linux equivalent really, there are any number of different file managers so it can only cater to the lowest common denominator.

Kinda amusing how this thread has evolved like the old ones on Slashdot, complete with the reply "if you're having this problem you're free to write your own program to solve it"... Snark aside good suggestion @yetanotheracc, I'll look into it if I ever decide to try a third time with Linux.

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FAIL

Re: Lifetime

"You right click on it, same as in Windows".

That only works if you're using a file manager and you're already in the folder containing the file you're searching for. There's no graphical application like Search Everything in Windows that looks up in multiple folders and then allows the same context options like in a regular file manager. The nearest thing to it is AngrySearch, but once it's found the files you're looking for the only supported actions are simple verbs, like "rename", "delete" and "open" but crucially not "open with" that presents you with a choice of suitable applications.

That's why I wrote "file searching tools" and not simply "file search". Also at the risk of attracting further downvotes, I don't think it's fair being downvoted for stating that an OS doesn't fit my use case...

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Pirate

Re: Lifetime

For sure, for my next desktop PC rebuild I'm currently planning to obtain (most likely on the high seas -hence icon- since MICROS~1 doesn't sell it to end users) a copy of Windows 10 IOT LTSC 2021 that is supported until 2027 (mainstream, 2032 extended), since I cannot stand the modifications they've done to the taskbar in Windows 11.

Sadly I doubt I will be switching to Linux soon, I have tried twice already but each time I've come back to Windows because file searching tools in the land of the penguin have no concept of opening a file with anything but its associated application. Whereas there are times I need to edit a picture, but most times I just want it to open in a much-quicker-to-start image viewer for example...

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

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WTF?

Re: Ramble, blither

> Tibetans traditionally prefer China style tea but with all the twiggy bits left in, to which they add a dob of butter.

When I went there five years ago, the "yak butter tea" we were served was invariably just hot water with a crushed very hard white substance (totally different from the yellow stuff we saw burning candle-like in the temples), with no trace of anything vegetal in it. It tasted quite salty, and just a sip was enough for me; it took all I had to not spit it out...

I thought the locals were playing a prank on us tourists, but some in our group that had previously traveled in the Little Tibet region on the Indian side of the Himalayas were very much appreciating that drink and kept on assuring us it was the real deal.

Methinks I've had enough salty tea for a lifetime, thank you very much. Icon is my reaction at the first sip.

Standards-obsessed boss ignored one, and suffered all night for his sin

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Re: I guess this is data storage!

Odd, if the floor was giving in I would have expected the gap among the cabinets to be near the bottom instead of the top...

Boeing goes boing: 757 loses a wheel while taxiing down the runway

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Happy

"the aircraft was towed off the runway eventually"

So, are you telling me it was removed from the environment?

Bank boss hated IT, loved the beach, was clueless about ports and politeness

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Anarchy - definition (from Wikipedia)

Etymologically, anarchy is derived from the Greek: αναρχία, romanized: anarkhia; where "αν" ("an") means "without" and "αρχία" ("arkhia") means "ruler".Therefore, anarchy is fundamentally defined by the absence of rulers.

Calling for getting rid of leadership altogether is basically the textbook definition IMO. If you actually meant middle management that's totally another thing from what you wrote...

When it comes to personal data, we're on a highway to hell

Aleph0

Re: Woe Be The Professional That Loses Control of Confedential Patient/Client Data In A Rental

A doctor receiving a message from one of his patients about some embarrassing disease while he's streaming music from his phone to his car via Bluetooth? AFAIK cars can read aloud incoming messages from connetted devices, so they must necessarily have access to the text thereof.

Perhaps the car syncing the address book / calendar? Plenty of sensitive data can be stored there...

Software is listening for the options you want it to offer, and it's about time

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Re: Not just Apple

On the other hand, on the 3-year old LG TV that I gifted to my elderly parents it's altogether too easy to switch sources. Every few months I receive a call from them telling me "the TV has broken down" because my father inadvertently sat on the remote and it takes only a single butt-press to switch source from the TV aerial to the AV1 input, and now the TV only displays a "no input signal" message and they have no clue what it means...

Perhaps LG has made it more involved to switch sources because it was too easy to do inadvertently and with faded legends on the remote keys it wasn't obvious how to revert the change?

Bad eIDAS: Europe ready to intercept, spy on your encrypted HTTPS connections

Aleph0
Devil

"The dark ages of 2011"

From the users' point of view maybe, but I'd wager that government snoops consider 2011 "the good old days"...

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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"King's Speech – when the country's monarch reads out a speech that is written by the ruling political party"

Disclaimer, being from abroad I'm totally unfamiliar with the British political system, but after reading this fine article I'm kinda curious whether the monarch has the option of saying to whoever is handing the text "Nope, I won't read this shit"...

Android VPNs to get audit badges in Google Play Store if they aren't comically crap

Aleph0

Re: How about the classic switch?

Yes, and if you dare to turn off automatic updates in order to check whether an update is really a downgrade ("we're putting ads into the paid version of our app", my ass) the Play Store will pester you to no end, with a banner that takes up half of a phone's screen...

BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation

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Facepalm

Not an infinite loop of hiding for two weeks? IMO the BOFH should have said "HIDE FOR TWO WEEKS THEN REPEAT LAST TWO INSTRUCTIONS – INDEFINITELY."

Classical off-by-one error if you ask me...

It is 2023 and Excel's reign of date terror might finally be at an end

Aleph0

Re: Behold the 2039 problem

There are people born in that 30's that are still alive, and I guess more users have to input birth dates than bond/mortgage maturities...

BTW I'm pretty sure Excel has a setting for the century when the user inputs two-digit years, you may want to look into it. I recall having to tweak it on each reinstall, back when I used to work with securities on version 4 some thirty years ago...

Google Chrome Privacy Sandbox open to all: Now websites can tap into your habits directly for ads

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Happy

Some days I feel pretty smug about never having dropped Firefox as my personal browser...

I'd rather the apps on my devices work on my behalf and not for the sake of advertising companies, thankyouverymuch.

Sure, give the new kid and his MCSE power over the AS/400. What could possibly go wrong?

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Happy

Only problem is, for some of those more recent stories the statute of limitations may not have elapsed yet...

Japan complains Fukushima water release created terrifying Chinese Spam monster

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Gimp

Re: "China has labelled [this] a selfish and highly irresponsible action,"

Just to stress China's hypocrisy, burning coal releases radioactivity (Wikipedia, Scientific American).

Icon: anti-gas mask

80% of execs regret calling employees back to the office

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Trollface

Re: We have expensive real estate.

Yes, and if we force our employees back into the office our real estate expenses will somehow be lower...

Virgin Galactic finally gets its first paying customers to edge of space

Aleph0

Re: Italian Air Force Salary

Kinda curious myself but don't think it's super-relevant, they sure aren't paying the trip out of pocket... And I must say, as an Italian taxpayer I sure am glad that my money went towards giving those three a joyride so they can brag about being "astronauts" with their peers. /s

Japan kind-of nationalizes key chipmaking material-maker JSR

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141 percent premium?

Kinda overpaying, aren't they? Normal premium over market rates I've seen in past takeovers ranges from 15% to 40%.

Now wondering if there's some powerful politician's friend who's taking a bath at the current prices and needs bailing out...

School principal resigns after writing $100,000 check to Elon Musk impersonator

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"I am very smart"

I don't know about others' experience, but speaking for myself the only people I've heard refer to themselves in those terms typically went on to say/do something remarkably stupid in short order...

Same as when you see someone's online handle containing words as "king", "lord", "master" or the like, you can safely ignore anything they write as chances are it will be utter drivel.

Fujitsu's A64FX successor will be an Arm-based datacenter chip

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Re: MONAKA

Monaka is a jam-filled wafer cake (IMO quite appropriate for a processor), while the interconnect is named after a soy-based quasi-cheese.

Methinks someone was feeling peckish while drawing plans for this next supercomputer...

Of course U2 is one of Bill Gates' favorite bands

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Trollface

Re: If Americans are involved

Mmh, while also mentioning Big Country for that bonus conspiracy aftertaste...

SpaceX tells astronomers: Fine, we'll try to stop Starlink spoiling stargazing sessions

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Terminator

Not being a "natural born" US citizen Elon Musk has between zero and negative chances of ever becoming president, unless there's a change in their constitution.

Were it not for that provision there likely would have been a President Kissinger in the 80s, or a President Schwarzenegger (icon) in the Noughties.

Edit: ah, ninja'd...

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