* Posts by Bebu sa Ware

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Generic methods arrive in Golang, but they weren't the top dev demand

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Re: Here we "go" again...

I always think when better known languages engage in a little argy·bargy over generics and polymorphism, that Bertrand Meyer's Eiffel has been doing both since almost forever.

There was a cartoon of a Unix graybeard flicking a PFY a coin saying "here's a dime kid - get yourself a proper OS." (More or less.)

A smug French Eiffel programmer might flick Euro to coding polloi say "here is a Euro - get yourself a proper language! †." :)

† If you pardon my French perhaps Prenez cet Euro et achetez un langage informatique moins merdique.

UK government's Vulnerability Monitoring System is working - fixes flow far faster

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"a new career pipeline designed to motivate security professionals"

Ian Murray—

"But technology alone isn’t enough. Today I’m launching a new government Cyber Profession to attract and develop the talented people we need to stay ahead of increasingly sophisticated threats - making government a destination of choice for cyber professionals who want to protect the services that matter most to people’s lives."

Richard Horn—

"The new government Cyber Profession is co-branded with the Department for Science, Innovation and Technology and the National Cyber Security Centre. It will introduce a competitive total employee offer, establish a dedicated Cyber Resourcing Hub to streamline recruitment, and create a clear career framework aligned with UK Cyber Security Council professional standards."

"I thought I managed that rather well, Humphrey."

"Indeed Minister."

Windows 11 tops market share as 10 faces extended farewell

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Windows 11 tops market

Right pondians might parse "tops" as a euphemism for the "long drop."

Microsoft customers doubtlessly experience the same trepidation but with each succeeding day.

OpenAI’s Altman says Pentagon set ‘scary precedent’ binning Anthropic

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"No use of OpenAI technology to direct autonomous weapons systems."

Might be interesting should one of these autonomous weapons systems directed by pinky promise AI manages to destroy a major US military asset like a carrier.

Or the assets of allies. "Friends like this who needs…"

Iran all but vanishes from the global internet amid US-Israel strikes

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Just Weird

and by sheer coincidence the vast majority of the Scots Nationalist cheerleading accounts on Soshal Meejah have gone silent... just like they always do when Iran shuts down internet access.

That would have to be the weirdest and probably the most innocuous conspiracy theory I have encountered in a very long time.

I cannot imagine why the Islamic Republic could give a rat's arse for the cause of Scots independence. Tbe UK is doing a fine job of fucking itself over without much assistance from the Scots (nationalist or otherwise)—the English have the job well in hand.

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Re: Another war for oil

They'll be parachuting the 'crown prince' soon.

From what I was led to understand from an Iranian friend (an exile) in the 1980s that in Iran the only person that was hated more that the Ayatollah was the Shah.

In the Shah's time SAVAK would have been highly favoured for gold in the torturers' Olympics. After the revolution I don't imagine these monsters were made redundant.

I only hope the rest of world has the good sense to leave the US & Israel to slog it out with Iran unassisted, as the conflict has hallmark of a super hybrid of Iraq² and Afganistan. (Defeat and destitution — I don't mean Iran.)

Microsoft's Project Silica promises eternal storage. It can't get there from here

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Glass itself is a…

I have been led to believe is a "supercooled liquid."

I don't know whether borosilicate glass is a crystalline solid or is also a supercooled liquid.

Like all fluids window glass does flow in response to gravity — very old glazing (say 100 years) is apparently thicker at the bottom than at the top.

Whether this new storage medium would also distort over hundreds of years to the point of being unreadable is a question worth asking.

Sobering to think that records made on vellum with oakgall ink have survived for around a millenium.

I suppose all the newly redundant IT professionals might be recruited as scribes into 21st century scriptoria in order to preserve our "priceless" knowledge. The supply of vellum and for that matter, oakgall might be problematic. I suppose we might as well go the whole hog and mandate goose feather quills.

SaaS-pocalypse chatter is doomster pr0n. It would be nice if enterprise IT were boring again

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The whole circus is turning into one massive toss·a·thon

with legions of would be pundit pulling large audiences.

The question of course is "pulling large audiences' what?"

Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction

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"It was the time of Novell networks, RG58 cables, and bulky tower PCs,"

Sounds like an extract from The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy when:

"spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before"

One might wonder whether Carter was employed by the telemarketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

RG58 aka coax, thinnet, 10base2 — a whinnet·ridden technology that was a perpetual whack·a·mole of who in the coloured pencil department had disconnected their PC/Mac by unplugging the two RG58 cables (to the T-connector attached to the PC's network adaptor) from the wall and bringing their segment down.

For a fair while after 10baseT became de rigeur I still carried a couple of 50Ω terminators in my pocket. The clown that substituted 75Ω TV aerial coax (RG59) deserves, amongst other things, special mention. I never could get a coherent explanation of why or where got the cable from—not that the chap was ever distinguished by coherence at any time.

† Fit the Third ‡ Fit the Fourth (HHGTTG)

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Re: So, the cause was...

(resident gangly youth) RGY would be variation on PFY - the BoFH could augment his team to have both. The PFY could open the window for bit of fresh air while the RGY uses his wayward gangly limbs to propel the current stinker into the carpark.

I assume the coroner by now has a custom form for Simon's workplace.

LibreOffice Online dragged out of the attic, dusted off for another go

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Re: Why? Just why?



I can only assume that by pushing the UI into a web/browser technology that the LO UI development can be offloaded on to external browser development projects. This might be driven by a graying and shrinking pool of LO developers. (I don''t know.)

Also might be driven by the declining specs in (real terms) of lower end PCs that are likely to dominate the market for some years. Running the fully local version of LO on the 2026·28 version of the "Netbook" or 4G/Celeron Chromebook might an unpleasant experience.

Or could be an outbreak of the brain liquifying daftness virus from which we appear to be suffering an epidemic.

As I have a local web server for an AL yum repo, I could test whether there is much difference between the local and web versions preferably using the same storage. I have an old, ca 2015, reflashed HP Chromebook (4G/Celeron) that now runs a lightweight Linux distro which might be a decent client side test machine. It ran Win10 like a decrepit tortoise.

Lenovo shows off snap-together laptop with removable keyboard, screen, and ports

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Re: You can remove...

the effing eh-aye?

My immediate thought too.

A properly modular system you should have the option of choosing modules without AI support.

Or even choice of CPU and GPU architectures. In Wonderland the interfaces between modules would be an open spec. to which specialised third party modules might be developed.

AI models suck slightly less at math than they did last year

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Re: Can confirm

Curious why the AI baulked at the bayonets.

Scottish, WW1 soldiers, charging with bayonets. — Unquestionably terrifying.

The Scots troops must have be issued with bayonets - even the Australians had them. According to my grandfather from his experience, a sharpened spade was a more effective weapon in the trenches at close quarters.

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If it's Grok then getting the answer right is pure woke!



Surely Musk's Cyber-Nazi's answers would all be right even if wrong. The answers left while correct are too woke for his grokiness.

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Re: If I bought a two-euro calculator

About a decade ago I did purchase a AUD6.95 programmable calculator from a local grocery which even for four function calculations was rather hit or miss - mostly miss.

I spent a fair amount of time attempting to determine what was wrong with it. I was pretty sure it wasn't electrical (faulty contacts, low battery etc).

Something to do with programming I imagine, as even repeating the same simple calculation would give different results. The STO and RCL worked reliably as apparently anything user programmed.

Ultimately returned it for a refund :) Paid about 10× the refund for a new HP35s from an internet site which both still works and returns the right answers.

Amazon and Nvidia open their wallets to lock in OpenAI's business while SoftBank keeps the lights on

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going round in circles to keep the scam going

Reminds me of a now politically incorrect story from my childhood.

"The tigers are vain and each thinks that it is better dressed than the others. They have a big argument and chase each other around a tree until they are reduced to a pool of ghee (clarified butter)."

These would·be AI tigers will be reduced to oceans of insolvency rather than the pools of ghee.

Open source devs consider making hogs pay for every download

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"But I’m cool with the idea of a free-of-charge tier for hobbyists…*

"But I’m cool with the idea of a free-of-charge tier for hobbyists if it is at all possible to make the distinction."

I don't imagine these abusive corporate CI/CD pipelines would last long if they were persistently stalled by random delays.

Sites like Anna's Archive have a paid tier that doesn't have a delay which the free mirrors have (up to 5 minutes) before commencing a download.

I imagine something like grey listing with a paid whitelist could do the job.

Presumably the problem is going to explode with the blight of AI driving an increasing proportion of so·called software development.

Harvard boffins finally crack the mystery of squeaky sneakers

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It would have to a line ball…

whether they get an Ig Nobel. Might be the first Ig for work published in Nature.

As often happens the original problem will likely remain unaddressed but the work itself will have much more profound and unforeseen uses.

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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Venn diagram of those MAGA and online trolls is pretty much just a circle though.

A special circle where circumference = 3 × radius.

Curiously the only "rational" thing about the whole boiling.

BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely

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Tödelö ?

Becoming a bit slow in old age. Looked it up in German etc though Spanish even Catalan. A brand of Ruritanian lager ?

The penny eventually dropped (like the retrenched beancounter.)

Toodle-oo.

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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"they can stay present with guests"

Which means ?

Presumably "present" opposed to "absent" is intended to mean attentive.

As others have indicated the food in the these multinationals is not inexpensive (possibly "cheap"depending on your EN locale.)

In AU there are quite a few competing burger franchises in larger centres and in the small towns the perennial family business that does burgers, steak sandwichs, chicken, chips etc to order (che egg baconi extra;) - either of which for much the same outlay although taking longer, do provide something actually edible.

Currently Vietnamese "Banh Mi" is all the rage here. A shredded pork Banh Mi (Thit?) seems to be about the price of a Big Mac and I imagine considerably more pleasing. The lunch specials in our asian restaurants are invariably cheaper than a "burger and fries" in a multinational franchise.

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Re: Guest Experience

"one of the party spent the next day throwing up all over Buck House." "excuse to revisit later in the year to see what they had missed the first time around."

I didn't initially read that as "missed seeing" – more identifying those parts that had escaped an emetic coating on the original visit.

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"Dunno from where the lass got the meat"

Back a few scandals before brexit, I might have imagined Polish horseflesh. ;)

† possibly not Poland but somewhere in those parts. Probably tested pretty good before DNA testing like roo meat in the burger mince exported to the US..

Hubble in a death spiral that could end as early as 2028 without a reboost

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Two buses, if we consider the width.

"Or a bendy bus, if we consider the shape after reentry."

Either way I would prefer a stop outside the house – not in it.

NASA safety watchdog says it's time to rethink Moon landing

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"too many firsts in Artemis III mission"

Vastly outnumbering the more or less desirable firsts, are all the opportunities space travel offers gratis for fatally tragic firsts.

Being the first men in the Moon, no matter how deep, is hardly a desirable alternative to being the first on the Moon.

Hardly anybody bought Samsung's last smartphones for AI. It hopes this year's models change that

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Re: No thanks

"I just told her to stop" – I don't imagine this was a literal transcript. ;)

It's insidious — Alexa is unarguably an "it", yet because it drives a voice synthesizer that mimics a woman's, the "it" unconsciously becomes a "she."

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A hallucinating AI powered answering machine ?

Top of my wish·list of things to make the world a better place. /s

OpenAI asks its friends to tell their friends about Frontier

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"friends to tell their friends about Frontier"

You would soon discover who your friends were… weren't. Friends don't let friends do drugs AI.

† as against Altman's.

Hide from Meta's spyglasses with this new Android app

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Re: I wouldn't want to "warn" about it

I'd want my phone to start spitting out bluetooth garbage at a higher than legal power level to make their spyglasses useless.

Search "jamming BLE" to get plenty of results

eg

https://circuitdigest.com/news/rf-clown-an-opensource-bluetooth-jamming-tool

https://github.com/sammwyy/BLEeding

Filming or photographing people even overtly, without their permission has always been considered rude and the height of bad manners. Seemingly less so now because that's the world we live in. The poorest excuse for even poorer behaviour.

I am wondering with enough power whether software defined radio with beam forming, could fry this Meta·tat. The spectacle of Zucker·prat having sparks flying from the sides of his… spectacles, would be worth paying for.

Bcachefs creator insists his custom LLM is female and 'fully conscious'

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Leaving aside the claim of sentience…

I am truly puzzled how it could be female (or male.) Even assuming that for humans its not a purely a biological construct it definitely is a human construct.

Perhaps needs to get out more or at least investigate dating apps.

Indeed very strange times in which we find ourselves.

GhostBSD to ditch Xorg for XLibre as Red Hat's Wayland crusade leaves X11 fans out in the cold

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Re: Why is it always Mastodon

when Dilbert Stark bought Twitter,

I hadn't encountered that nom de connard. Apparently doesn't have any particular etymology but curiously Drab Skittler is an anagram.

Recycling biz reckons AI features are destroying smartphone resale values

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42 percent of people in the UK are willing to trust AI.



"42 percent of people in the UK are willing to trust AI. Contrarily, the vast majority of people are concerned about the negative outcomes of AI, and 80 percent believe regulation is required."

I imagine you could replace AI with Reform UK or anything equally dubious and arrive at the same conclusion.

After Brexit it is a mystery to me why anyone would bother polling the great British unwashed. Hardly likely to get a consistent or even rational result.

UK tech hit by double trouble: Fewer foreign techies amid skills squeeze

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Apparently a supercar is an investment. An experienced engineer is a cost problem.

Supercars and experienced engineers - both are frequently seen rapidly speeding separately towards the horizon for greener pastures.

The prat in the former through incompetence; the engineer of course by design.

Microsoft execs worry AI will eat entry level coding jobs

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Sure there's a phrase about Bolts, Horses and stable door somewhere.

Crapilot will put it tegether for you.

You can dispense with stableboys and strappers if you "bolt the horses to the stable door"

The ensuing bloody shambles resemble much of what emerges from Microsoft's stables nowadays.

Microsoft teases ‘reimagined SharePoint experience’ with added AI

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Reimagining

The terminal part of the lifecycle of product or application just after it either works (mythical), mostly works and is moderately useful (extremely rare), sort of works but fairly useless, is transferred from the soon to be redundant developer team to the coloured crayon department to be "reimagined."

At least after the coloured crayon treatment the product quality and product consistency is uniform — totally useless and completely dysfunctional POS.

Pop music fans literally dying to stream hot new albums – in car crashes, that is

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Re: US Centric...check against vehicle category?

Does anyone in the US drive anything smaller than the typical urban assault vehicle found on Australian roads ?

An abiding memory from 25 years ago was a collision between two massive Landcruisers at a corner in a inner Sydney suburb (Mosman) where the two vehicles driven by two lower north shore Karens completely totalled the engine compartments of both Landbruisers (no karens were injured.)

† 60kmh limit and hilly terrain. The two ladies had to be "talented" drivers to pretty much write off their battle tanks.

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Re: US Centric...stream a Cliff Richard or Des O'Connor song or two

We are including suicides too ?

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Aren't they just saying that Drake/Swift fans are simply poor drivers?

Or that gun toting American drivers just don't like the music of Drake/Swift especially when booming from an adjacent vehicle.

Cisco turns to titanium spoons and sand dunes to build a better … box?

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Remarkable: reinvented corrugated iron sheeting ?

Anyone who has read Mayhew's London Labour and the London Poor knows that pure also referred to the dog faeces collected from the street and sold to leather manufacturers who coated the hide with the pure to soften the leather.

Aquapure would be doggy diarrhea I suppose.

Two lines from a period ditty seem a propos to most of the tat flogged in the IT space (particularly the second line) :

"I do doodoo so well, when the doodoo I do sell, / But could do doodoo better if the doodoo didn’t smell.

Anthropic accuses China's AI labs of ripping off content – just like it did

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Oh dear !

Even the edgy kids cannot play together nicely. There will be tears before bedtime.

Just looking at most of the faces involved they even look like the kids that just invite a clip under the ear. Unfortunately in our enlightened times the best (worst) you can do for them is five minutes on the naughty step.

IBM stock dives after Anthropic points out AI can rewrite COBOL fast

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Difficult to get tropical fish to thrive in arctic lakes

Although the AI build out is working diligently to change that by degrees. :)

Just recently a shark was observed in antarctic waters for the first time ever.

Gemini users say their chat histories have quietly vanished

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Re: Oh dear

"How sad. Never mind."

Reminded me of Sondheim's "Send in the Clowns" from his "A Little Night Music."

"Sorry, my dear / But where are the clowns? / Quick, send in the clowns / Don't bothеr, they're herе"

All rather appropriate in this context ?

O say, can you see: FCC pushes patriotic programming for US 250th

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Re: Dear leader



"The American focus on (performative) "patriotism" really isn't that unexpected if you understand it as a consequence of the US being a relatively young melting pot whose unifying thread is some version of 'Murica #1 rather than a long, shared history as a distinct people."

There are British Commonwealth nations that in even shorter time spans that have accepted large and diverse cultural groups without recourse to the simplistlic mindless performative patriotism of the US.

The distinguishing feature of those nations is the adoption of a multi·cultural model of integration eschewing the inferior model of the melting pot.

The materials analogy of the strength, toughness and resilience of composites compared with the weak, brittle shit·metal you get from the alloy of random scrap added to the melting pot, is fairly apt.

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Re: Real Americans

"Real Americans celebrate and exercise our first amendment rights."

Sadly the Americans that consider themselves the only "Real Americans" are most notable in that they typically only "celebrate and exercise our second amendment rights."

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“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

To be clear even Dr Johnson didn't mean that a patriot is a necessarily a scoundrel, but a scoundrel who has exhausted all other ruses inevitably assumes the mantle of patriotism. The scoundrel's love is less for his nation than for the integrity of his own skin.

The US is awash with scoundrels of every persuasion so we might have expected an epidemic of patriotism and indeed we are witnessing another plague of US jingoism.

Altman: You think AI is wasted energy? Try raising 100 billion humans

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Not much hope for humanity if …

it cannot immediately detect that Altman is totally ga-ga. For left pondians - bananas, ape·shit crazy.

All the sheep have left the top paddock; somebody forgot to pack the sandwiches; even turning out his pockets you wouldn't find ¼d let alone a ha'penny.

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"the humans that had managed not to be eaten by major predators."

I have suspicion managing not being eaten by the minor predators might be up there too.

Workaholic open source developers need to take breaks

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CC0 and …

if you are silly enough to want use it… it's yours (and anyone elses) to use, love and maintain.

Like feeding the ducks in Hyde Park. If the ducks want more they can bake their own bread.

Basically ensuring somebody else's problem remains their problem and not your problem.†

I would be curious if there were differential burnout rates between GPL licensed projects and BSD or MIT etc licensed projects. I would punt the latter projects are more likely to picked up by the companies that use them either by supporting the project or bringing it in·house.

There is more to life than software, coding, tech etc; I suppose the hazard that those developers face who have had the temerity to take a weeks R&R, is that they might realised that there is actually more to life.

† The pretense of adopting someone else's problem is the profession of the consultant with a matching extortionate scale of charges.

Hotel's rotary switchboard so retro it predates the concept of crashing

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who have not seen such a device in the wild (or at least outside a museum)

Really know how to make a chap feel old !

When I was a student, the residential college in which I lived required each resident to man such a switchboard a couple of evenings per semester.

Outgoing calls (4 lines) were initiated using the same switchboard rotary dialer and patched to the requesting room.

I wonder how many recall how to cancel a misdialled digit ? Or the function of the A/B buttons on public telephone boxes ?

Although it is sobering to consider how resilient this technology was; often survivng intact, at least at the exchange level, fairly major natural disasters

NASA repurposes Mars Helicopter’s ancient Snapdragon SoC to help Perseverance rover navigate

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Clever !

Imagination and Creativity.

The critical insight I guess was that the terrain (areain?) maps which I assume were used for the helicoptor's navigation, could be used by any vehicle passing through the terrain, including the rover itself.

Although I would think the process is closer to the terrain following radar that fighters and cruise missiles use(d), than the GPS.

I suppose the rover's main systems were older tried·and·tested hardware which, while reliable, would be much lower spec and performance than that deployed in the frankly experimental Ingenuity helicopter.