* Posts by Blue Shirt Guy

66 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2024

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Google Antigravity vibe-codes user's entire drive out of existence

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Re: I am deeply, deeply sorry. This is a critical failure on my part.

"Hi there. This is Eddie, your shipboard computer, and I'm feeling just great, guys, and I know I'm just going to get a bundle of kicks out of any program you care to run through me."

Brit telco Brsk confirms breach as bidding begins for 230K+ customer records

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I believe the correct sign is "beware of the leopard".

Canadian data order risks blowing a hole in EU sovereignty

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Re: Treaties

"Seems like time Politicians got off their arse and spoke to each other"

Do Canadian and French politicians even speak the same language? :-)

EU's reforms of GDPR, AI slated by privacy activists for 'playing into Big Tech’s hands'

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Re: This torpedoes GDPR

Oh the irony of The Guardian writing a good article about GDPR, a law that it itself is happy to break in the UK due to lack of enforcement by insisting on payment to avoid tracking cookies.

Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver

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Re: Regomiser

Bill Stickers is innocent.

Robotic lawnmower uses AI to dodge cats, toys

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Re: "The device is well-adapted for the UK climate ...return to its charger if it detects rain"

"Did you miss one of the driest years on record, drought conditions and hosepipe bans this year?"

This is about the UK not globally, it seems to have done nothing but rain here for most of this year. For at least the last half a century half the country could be under water and there would still be a hosepipe ban. :-)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cz69gpy99w7o

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0rp0vg17n7o

Zen Internet loses unfair dismissal appeal case with former CEO

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Re: Pointless growth attempt

Zen are pretty good at the internet stuff but I would never recommend them to anyone that still needs a landline after they cut off my 80 year old mother leaving her without a phone line for several days by moving her to digital voice without any notice or authorisation, something that could have caused the worst outcome imaginable.

I'd like to have put that down as a one off but not only has it happened to other family members but they also then did it to me! Even worse they don't have any option for battery backup or any way at all to provide their phone service if you use your own router, the one thing that was their actual USP as an ISP. So I seem to have had my landline number of many years killed by them (yes I could probably port it out but that risks killing the broadband as there is no option for fibre here) despite the fact I'm still paying for it!

Digital ID is now less about illegal working, more about rummaging through drawers

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Re: Let's rebrand Starmer...

He was probably visiting Angela Rayner's bank. :-)

UK.gov vows to hack through regulation to get benefit from AI

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Re: Downward spiral

This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Re: DNS

DNS or BGP?

Vodafone say "why not both". :-)

Digital ID, same place, different time: In this timeline, the result might surprise us

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The minute they issue a single paper card the whole scheme becomes pointless as it's being sold on being "digital" as in the app forms part of the verification process. It's also ridiculous to expect everyone to have, want or be able to use a smartphone. We already have free photo ID 'Voter Authority Certificates' for people without another photo ID to allow them to vote, so that could easily be expanded to allow them to be used by anyone without a passport or driving licence for these other purposes. Instead they want to spaff half a billion pounds or more on this nonsense for nothing while claiming they have no money.

To digital natives, Microsoft's IT stack makes Google's look like a model of sanity

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It seems to be by design?

Microsoft is the IT implementation of 'Strategic Services Field Manual no 3'.

China tells grumps, trolls, and AIs to stop emoting online

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From room 101

The beatings will continue until moral improves?

The US government has no idea how many cybersecurity pros it employs

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Joke

A 16 bit operation

"at least 63,934"

The records say the true number is 65535.

Who are you again? Infosec experiencing 'Identity crisis' amid rising login attacks

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Re: For real?

"Yes, but one you don’t have to remember, so it has enough entropy"

So a password you can't change if someone else finds the printout?

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Re: Unmentioned option

"Is this because its more effective than solutions involving mobile phones? Or is its security so bad that no-one dare mention it."

Yes.

The problem is if you lose the card who will issue a new one the same day, setup and ready to use with all the existing accounts?

Even my bank can take a week to post out a new card, so while secure it breaks an essential online service if you ever lose your card, which for bank cards is the time you need that service most, which is why banks have mostly now moved to other methods such as dedicated apps. For all other services they would all either need their own individual cards, or need to share one card, both of which can then become another security nightmare to manage both for users and the services.

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Re: For real?

"Most implementations I’ve seen also support printed backup codes."

You mean like a password?

Apple rushes out fix for active zero-day in iOS and macOS

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Re: 20 mins for me

"what did you buy from the butchers?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsCY8SjJ1Y&t=80s

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Silent TCC Bypass

I believe this is the issue patched? Can anyone confirm?

https://github.com/JGoyd/Undocumented-System-Behavior-in-iOS-18.6-Silent-TCC-Bypass-and-Data-Movement

Google tries to trump iPhone launch with AI-powered Pixel 10 range

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Re: AI?

It seems we've gone from "all AI is a guy in India" to "everything including a 1950s toaster is AI" in less than 2 years.

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Re: Sooo

Huawei started locking their bootloaders in 2019 and refusing to provide the keys to unlock them so you can't remove their bundled crap or even easily root them. That was what killed them as far as I'm concerned, well before any of the political issues.

China cut itself off from the global internet for an hour on Wednesday

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"The Register is unaware of any such event that took place during this outage."

This is the correct outcome comrade. :-)

Windows 11 leads as October looms, but millions still cling to Windows 10

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Re: Abomination

"We actual peasants were brought up on frugality and a strongly independent outlook."

Some of us peasants couldn't afford Outlook and had to use Lotus Notes.

Millions of age checks performed as UK Online Safey Act gets rolling

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Re: Madness

"so looked for nabis screen, and very colourful and clearly not shower screens appeared"

Thank you for that search term. I can now get my daily ration of builders installing showers without needing to verify my age. :-)

Cops want Apple, Google to kill stolen phones remotely – so why won't they?

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Re: Restrictions but 999

"I don't think 999 would want to be dealing with admin mistakes. But you could allocate another number."

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3?

X's new 'encrypted' XChat feature seems no more secure than the failure that came before it

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Joke

I believe there's a reference to a horse in the Gangnam Style video as well.

Virgin Media O2 patches hole that let callers snoop on your coordinates

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Since the article refers to "meters" I presume it depends on either a Fluke or the size of your Avo.

The 'End of 10' is nigh, but don't bury your PC just yet

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Re: TODO

Do you mean a "shift register"? A "register shift" is when the comments contradict an article. :-)

Choose your own Patch Tuesday adventure: Start with six zero-day fixes, or six critical flaws

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Re: We control the horizontal

It's funny you say that but we've had two Windows 10 boxes crash and reboot installing updates overnight, despite having all the no auto reboot GP and other settings set and all random stars aligned as they should have been to prevent unauthorised restarts. That's about a day of work lost and it's finally triggered a meeting this afternoon to consider moving those system to Linux!

Mega council officers had no idea what they were buying ahead of Oracle fiasco

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Re: Seems to happen every time there's a big project

"The Simpsons explained it best with their monorail episode".

We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it. You should have written a song like that guy.

HP ditches 15-minute wait time policy due to 'feedback'

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Re: Irate customers

https://xkcd.com/806/

Oxford researchers pull off quantum first with distributed gate teleportation

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Re: Physics A Level

The trick with quantum physics is to take the exams but never check the results.

DeepSeek rated too dodgy down under: Banned from Australian government devices

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"The commissioner noted that the man searched for the church stabbing video minutes before he commencing his attacks"

Are they blaming the search engine for the results, or him for searching?

DeepSeek or DeepFake? Our vultures circle China's hottest AI

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This. I'm reading El Reg because I either can't (no headphones) or don't want to listen to audio. If posting this as a text story then it needs to be summarised in text to avoid wasting our time. Otherwise just put it on a Youtube or similar channel, or at the very least away from the written stories in a completely separate part of the site.

How datacenters use water – and why kicking the habit is nearly impossible

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Re: Metric units courtesy of GNU units

300000 gallons is 1363827 litres.

Apple and Meta trade barbs over interoperability requests

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Re: Company renaming

Maybe they didn't want to be confused with Apple Records. :-)

We told Post Office about system problems at the highest level, Fujitsu tells Horizon Inquiry

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Re: Lessons ?

"Birmingham City Council's computer system"

I hear they have the best money IT can buy.

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Re: A320, Jãger 90, A330, A330, A340, A380, A400M

"the aircraft came to a full stop at 30 ft before the end of the runway"

That was more a design issue than a software issue. All the computers correctly shutdown as they realised the input was not something they had been programmed to handle.

Interpol wants everyone to stop saying 'pig butchering'

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Pigs in blankets?

To be fair the new term makes it a bit easier to understand what happened, but I can't help thinking they're trying to slaughter their own horse after leaving the gate open.

Huawei handed 2,596,148,429,267,413,
814,265,248,164,610,048 IPv6 addresses

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Re: I have one major worry about IPv6

I'm not sure how many times it needs to be said but NAT is not a firewall, it just breaks a lot of things. If you don't have a firewall for IPv6 then you don't have one for IPv4. Worse, with IPv4 you may think you have something you don't, while having to impliment bodges that make things even less secure. IPv6 generally makes it simpler to be secure as there's no hidden port translation.

Vodafone and Three permitted to tie the knot – if they promise to behave

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It's working well enough at present that that one "big" operator (EE) only currently has less than 1/3 of the total customers in the UK. Removing one of their competitors and making another bigger isn't going to help anyone other than the shareholders as there's even less reason to compete, while everyone else gets to pay more for the same!

As for O2, they're not even using the spectrum they have in many places and EE have mast sharing with 3.

Buckle up, admins – Windows Server 2025 officially hits GA

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Re: Windows Server... Now that's a name I haven't heard for a long time...

I've seen it used recently as a desktop OS for some old but critical legacy Windows software. It seems "server" to Microsoft just means "not actually designed to reboot at random times" unlike their otherwise pretty much idential "desktop" versions.

The horror that is VHS revived for horror movie release

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Re: No idea

Indeed. VHS hifi stereo sound was so good we used the machines in the recording industry as loggers and for sending out audio demos for people to play at home. It was as close to CD sound as any analogue consumer format ever got and I doubt many people could tell the difference. It was also reliable, with domestic machines recording and playing 24/7 for months without issues.

The picture was far from perfect compared to broadcast TV but fine on TVs of the time. The early linear audio recorders (mono and stereo) did have bad sound but that was fixed in the 80s when they added the hifi stereo track. SVHS also vastly improved the picture for camcorders, though Hi8 was better.

IPv6 may already be irrelevant – but so is moving off IPv4, argues APNIC's chief scientist

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Re: NAT should be enough for everything

Tell me you don't understand end to end connectivity without telling me?

The problem is you can't do that, as NAT only works with a middle man. Even with every consumer device behind NAT and no ability for end users to host anything themselves, that still does not leave enough IPs as GCNAT at scale still requires an IP per 100-1000 users to avoid running out of ports.

You then also need more servers to move traffic between those users, which then use more real IPs, create more latency and higher bandwidth costs.

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Re: He should keep quiet and be thought a fool rather than open his mouth and prove it

To be fair, i've now fully read (rather than just skimmed) his blog post and the article summary is not quite what he said.

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He should keep quiet and be thought a fool rather than open his mouth and prove it

I wonder where those CDNs will get their IP addresses, or is he suggesting no new competition?Does he even know what an A or AAAA record is?

Googling he seems to have had a respected history, is he the internet's Roger Waters or John Cleese?

One-year countdown to 'biggest Ctrl-Alt-Delete in history' as Windows 10 approaches end of support

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Re: So? Suggestions please…

I'm pretty sure Microsoft are not "the church of linux". Nobody is pushing to get rid of Windows 10 other than Microsoft.

Post Office CEO tells inquiry: Leadership was in 'dream world' over Horizon scandal

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Re: Unrequested comma surplus

It appears so. The example above is particularly jarring as the comma implies there's a section of the quote that's been omitted after the comma, but I googled and it seems that was the end of his sentence! I'd have thought even in American that would mean a full stop rather than a comma. As written it's read as "I think it'd be impossible not to conclude that, ..." and leaves the reader hanging wondering what conclusion was omitted.

I guess it's too much to hope that what is (or I guess was if it's been taken over) a British site writing about a British story and quoting someone in the UK could actual use the appropriate gamma. Can anyone recommend a site like The Register that's written in English? :-)

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Unrequested comma surplus

"I think it'd be impossible not to conclude that," Read said.

I know this is a minor thing but WTF is going on with commas and proof reading at El Reg? They seem to appear in the strangest of places, then go missing when needed. It's incredibly distracting to try and read articles full of grammatical errors.

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